Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any other story or series mentioned. Please don't sue.

Important Warnings: The main character is bisexual. Meaning he may have sex with both males and females. There would be graphic depictions of sex in the story (aka LEMONS), so kindly leave if that upsets you. Violence and other dark themes may be depicted as the story continues. You have been warned.

Author's note: First story here so please be kind. Constructive criticism would be appreciated, others would be ignored. Read, enjoy and review what you liked the most. Unlike most stories with multiple partners, this story would actually have some plot.

This story would depict a seriously OP Naruto. If you would rather have him weak and gullible, this is not for you. I have a basic plot in mind for the upcoming chapters which I would try to update weekly. I have changed the age of graduation to be 16 to better suit the story. The ideas are mostly inspired from different stories on this site so don't mention it unless it is your own work and you would like some recognition.

With that out of the way enjoy the story, stay safe and healthy.

Chapter 1

What the actual Fuck! That was the first thing that came to my mind as I woke that morning and saw my room. This was my room but it wasn't.

But How?

My name is Naruto Uzumaki or is it? I am 16 or am I 24? I remember watching the whole Naruto series. I even remember living a whole life or as much whole as it can get at 24. Graduating from College with Honors, being the super intelligent guy I was.

BUT, I also remember being the dead last of my class in Shinobi Academy. Doing bad in everything that doesn't require pure stamina. Is it a dream? Or a reincarnation? Or perhaps a Genjutsu? UGH! That's a contradiction in itself.

I can't remember my other name. At all. Or my family. Or anyone with any personal connection to me. All I remember is that I was chasing after someone on a busy road and a car was speeding towards me. Then blank.

I have perfect knowledge of English and Japanese. I stood in front of the mirror to check out my appearance.

I used to hate orange but somehow I like this thing I am wearing. How? Did my personality merge with this person I am inhabiting. But this person should be a figment of some Japanese guy's imagination not a living, breathing person with actual whisker marks on his cheeks.

So what should I do now? Am I stuck here or is there a way to get out of this shitty life of hatred and violence? Crazy powerful God-level people, with power to destroy a village on a whim, present in every village. Huge ass monsters or the tailed beasts who can do even worse. And worst of all? I am in the midst of it all.

I have always avoided conflict. I was the type of person who would complain to a teacher in school even if someone scratched me rather than raise my voice against them, let alone my fist. Here, I would be forced to kill people for my job and livelihood.

Logically thinking, even if I don't wanna be a ninja, I don't really have a choice. Firstly I am the village Jinchuriki. Deterrents of war. I would not be allowed to stay a civilian. Then there is the whole Akatsuki thing being led by Nagato, being manipulated by Obito, being manipulated by Madara, further being manipulated by Black Zetsu, who was being given such instructions by his mother Kaguya. Did I miss something?

This is so fucked up!

Why couldn't I have been born somewhere less dangerous like Harry Potter or hell even Pokemon?

I have two options right now. Either I can spend the rest of my days bitching and moaning till I am dead after Kurama's extraction. OR I could be someone that canon Naruto always wanted to be. The Hokage. Yes. I will be the Hokage after beating the shit out of everyone that wants to harm me or my village. Village? Guess some weird patriotism has transferred from old Naruto.

What to do first? What do I know? Today is the day before graduation and I am supposed to be in class in roughly an hour. First things first I need information. A lot of it. Next proper guidance.

With that I quickly got ready for the day in 15 minutes and had Ramen for breakfast. I seriously need to do something about my diet and have something more nutritious. It's not like all the shops don't sell me stuff or overcharge except a few that I know to avoid by now.

With 45 minutes to spare, I can think of doing one thing. Try to do one jutsu which every child in my previous world knew the hand sign to. The Shadow Clone. My to be bread and butter.

So I begin molding my chakra using the Cross seal. If the Chakra requirement was not an issue, I think everyone would use this Jutsu. After some repeated efforts I get the hang of it within the next 30 minutes.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu" I said as my room was filled with my 20 doppelgangers. Guess I put too much Chakra there. Side effect of being a Jinchuriki AND an Uzumaki. Next thing would be to practice lots of Chakra control now that I have got the hang of the most broken training technique ever.

But after I have officially a way to prove how I got the technique. So that means the whole Mizuki debacle. I can't show my hand too soon or he would be prepared for me using shadow clones with a reckless abandon.

Let's go to the Academy first. Planning later. So I reached the academy on time, surprising only some of my classmates as most still didn't care about me.

I check out all the seats that are vacant and select the one I know would be appreciated by the other occupant.

"Hello Hinata!" I said brightly in my usually bubbly personality. "H-hello, Na-Naruto."

So I made some casual talk with Hinata, knowing her crush it would be easier for me to talk to her than anyone else at this moment. Let me tell you honestly, I have no intention to get involved romantically. It would be a waste of time and a distraction for me in the current scenario when I know exactly what is coming.

That and I very recently had a breakup with my girlfriend. The same one after whom I was chasing after when I died. Needless to say I so need a break.

Canon was exaggerated in so many ways. Sure Hinata stuttered a little, but no fainting involved. That's just plain stupid. I guess Kishimoto needed some comic relief. Obviously you can't expect the same anime logic to work in what has more or less become my new reality.

When class started we had the last minute revision scheduled by our dearest Iruka-sensei. At least the revision wasn't theoretical. I was intelligent earlier but my current knowledge is limited based on what this Naruto knew. That means very less so not acing any written tests soon.

Let's see if I can go upto Sakura level till maybe the chunin exam. UGH! I would have to be on a team with Sakura AND Sasuke. What have you done Naruto? Why couldn't you study more?

But that comes with the benefit of foreknowledge. If I let some events take place like they did in the canon, I can control the narrative up to some extent. So my best bet is to get as strong as possible without changing any major events until the Chunin exams as that was the big turning point of the series.

At the end of the day I went home for future planning and some much needed changes in my life if I want to succeed here. As usual I have to do my best at whatever I do.

Next day I went to the academy for my graduation exam to give only the Ninjutsu portion. You see I have already given the exam twice where I passed the other portions. Children are allowed to give exams when they turn 14 but they need parental or guardian permission for that.

I emotionally blackmailed the Hokage into giving me permission, but now I know he expected me to fail. Anyway I passed all other sections, although barely, during the first time, when I actually cracked a book and went through the theory. This was another reason I think canon Naruto was so dumb. He barely read anything. How could they make him the Hokage is beyond me!

Technically, I could retake the other sections and the better score of the two (or 3?) would be considered. But the old me was so afraid of books that one time was more than enough for him.

So I reached on time only for the Ninjutsu portion. If I could somehow study overnight (maybe with a lot of clones) and score well in other sections, I may even be allowed to graduate even without Clone Jutsu. Which would not explain my knowledge of Shadow clones.

So I went along with the show where everyone BUT me could do the clone Jutsu.

"Naruto! You fail!" Iruka shouted. With that I went out of the academy to sit on the swing with a sad face and waited.

Any minute now.

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For the love of fucking God! I am waiting here.

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Finally.

"Naruto." Said the traitor.

"Mizuki sensei," I said dejectedly, "I failed."

"Don't look so down Naruto." He said, "You know I actually wanted to pass you. But as you know it was Iruka's decision. Hey Guess what there is a secret way to pass the test but it is a little difficult…"

"Tell me, I'll do anything!" I said desperately with an inward smirk. How true was that. I was committing treason technically.

"You see this is a practical demonstration of your skill." Mizuki explained, "Every year there is someone who is inept at one or more ninja arts. Just last year was a student who could not do Ninjutsu at all! Still he passed. What you have to do is act like this is a real espionage mission where you have to retrieve a scroll from the Hokage Tower."

Mizuki explained the whole plan very meticulously like where to find the scroll, its physical description, best timing for retrieval, etc. For a lie it was very elaborate and well thought out. Maybe he would have gone himself to do the deed if I denied?

Time to play a gullible fool.

"So all I have to do is steal the scroll and learn a Jutsu before midnight, right? That's easy. Just you see I'll be a Genin in no time and then the Hokage." I shouted at the end. I had matured overnight but Mizuki didn't need to know that.

Mizuki chuckled fakely and wished me luck.

So in the evening I did what had to be done and followed the plan. This time I didn't encounter anyone like Hiruzen as in canon. Guess it's all about timing.

I made my way to a clearing and started with the beginning of the plan. I unrolled the scroll to uncover many Jutsu and took out a storage scroll which I had bought after the talk with Mizuki. In it were sealed many blank scrolls.

I created a plethora of clones and together we started copying as much Jutsu as we can. With all the details and the warnings and the reason for them being forbidden.

Last night I had a thought. If Naruto could become so OP after learning just one jutsu from the scroll then what could he do if he had all of them?

There were roughly 30 or so Jutsu there. Some were termed forbidden to prevent usage by enemies if leaked. Take shadow clones for example. It was created by the second Hokage and today known by almost all the nations because of its single hand seal. It's possibilities with espionage were limitless. That was the reason for it being forbidden. Until you created the clones with the forethought to learn their memories, they would act just like any solid clone.

Within 20 minutes we were done with all the copying. I promptly stored all the scrolls back in my storage scroll and hid it in my jumpsuit. Then I dispelled all the clones and started to begin reading the scroll to see what else Jutsu were there that I had so haphazardly copied.

Okay. I am officially impressed. All the hokage have entered Jutsu here along with some other accomplished ninja who did not want their techniques to go to the Archive because they were too dangerous.

The one Jutsu I was most excited about was my father's most popular one of course. The Hiraishin. Now it is not some simple Jutsu that I copied so I could do it. If that was the case then the Third would be doing it. So would too many other trustworthy ninja. Requirements alone made me dread it. Near perfect chakra control and intimate knowledge of Space time ninjutsu and Fuinjutsu were the first. This would take me years.

Thank God for shadow clones. Maybe not in the perfect way like in the canon for Rasenshuriken, but I believe if all the clones read together then we could finish with the requirements in a few months. Chakra Control is an issue. Maybe I can get some help.

"NARUTO! There you are. You know what you have done?" Iruka shouted as he entered the clearing.

"Sensei? So I pass? Mizuki sensei said that if I steal the scroll I would pass." I explained quickly. For all I know Mizuki could come here anytime to try and fuck us up.

"Mizuki!? But why would he... Naruto we have to…" This was where he was attacked by two Kunai to the back which he mostly avoided but still got grazed on his back.

"Iruka. Finally decided to show up? Naruto, give me the scroll and you pass." Mizuki said.

"Don't give him the scroll. He wants it for himself. Why Mizuki? Why did you turn traitor? I thought you were my friend?" Iruka asked emotionally.

"There's no such thing as friends in our world. Only pawns and ladders. You were my ladder while Naruto here was my pawn. So little demon, why don't you hand over the scroll and I would tell you the reason why the village hates you." Mizuki offered me.

This Mizuki sounds like a better villain than canon. Good thing I had done some work beforehand.

"I don't think I will Mizuki Sensei. NOW!" I shouted before Iruka could interfere, just as ten clones appeared around Mizuki who were transformed as leaves or stones and stabbed Mizuki in his limbs with their kunai. He was stabbed in both his shoulder joints, his elbows, knees, ankles and two clones were holding their kunai to his throat.

"Iruka Sensei, why don't you knock him unconscious so we can take him in?" I said with a serious tone.

Guess Mizuki would not lie quiet even now. "You are the Kyuubi, you brat." He said in a last ditch effort to rile me up.

"Yeah and you are the Sage of Six Paths!" I said with very heavy sarcasm as Iruka knocked him out and took out some ninja wire from somewhere. Hmm, guess I have to upgrade my gear as well to be always ready.

"That was very well done, Naruto. I am proud of you." Iruka said, "Now I would say more but if we don't hurry he would bleed to death and we would not get any information from him."

We quickly went to the T&I department where we deposited him to the medical division for criminals after Iruka explained my innocence. Then he grabbed me and took me to the Hokage Office in a body flicker.

Iruka bowed to the third and said, "Hokage-sama, I have Naruto here who was deceived by Mizuki into taking the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing. We sent him to the T&I. I am here to return the scroll."

"Good job Iruka, catching a traitor." He said as his eyes flicked to me.

"I did nothing, Hokage-sama. It was all Naruto here. He single handedly formed 10 shadow clones who stabbed Mizuki in different places and forced him to surrender." Iruka explained.

Now the Hokage's interest was piqued much more. "Naruto, why don't you tell me your story from the beginning."

"I could not perform the basic clone in the class during my graduation test so I failed. Mizuki sensei said he would pass me if I steal this scroll from your office and learn a jutsu from here. It was when I opened it that I thought something was wrong." I paused to build suspense.

"And what was it?" Hiruzen asked curiously.

"The Jutsu were too high level for any new Genin. Obviously, you would not allow access to the fourth's popular Jutsu Hiraishin to a new Academy Graduate. So after I had learned the Shadow clone Jutsu, I rigged the field in my advantage so I could capture him and ask him some questions." I reasoned.

"That's some good thinking on your part, Naruto. Now that I think about it, you would not be able to do the clone Jutsu until you have very high level chakra control because of your massive reserves. I guess a reward is in order for your service." With that he stood from his seat and went over to a shelf and retrieved a book.

He handed me a book and a Black forehead protector which he removed from his desk. "Congratulations. You pass."

"Thank you so much Jiji!" I shouted in glee. "What is this book by the way?"

"This is a Complete Chakra Control Guide. Think of it this way. If currently you take 10% of your chakra to create a Transformation, you can only do it 10 times in a row before chakra exhaustion. If you have perfect chakra control, you would not exhaust yourself even after doing it a 1000 times." He explained. "Wow that's so cool jiji! I promise I would have perfect chakra control in no time!" I said enthusiastically.

I saw Iruka giving Hokage a serious look which I thought was about Kurama and my status as a Jinchuriki. If they didn't have the balls to tell that to my face, they can go to hell for all I care. In this life I may have liked and even loved Jiji, but previously I believe the Third is the most flawed Hokage, well he and Tobirama but that's up for debate. As a person I know he was trying his best for Naruto to have a normal childhood. But in the world of ninja that's not possible.

Sure he maybe flawed but he has his own uses. I decided mentally to stay close to him. There's also the fact that the Naruto part of me actually cares for him and want to protect him from the coming invasion during the Chunin exams.

I excused myself and went back to my apartment. Looks like my plan worked till now. Next part is Chakra Control Exercises, knowledge gathering and physical conditioning. Luckily I have nearly 10 days before I have to meet up for team placements.

For Chakra control I would use my clones. If clones could help gain wind nature Chakra control then they could help in normal chakra control as well. At first I thought I would not be able to advance to the level of control needed for Hiraishin, but then I realised that if a KCM (Kurama Chakra mode) Minato was able to do it then so would I.

If in canon it took me less than a week to finish tree climbing and water walking then here it may take a few hours. Thankfully the book had nearly a hundred different exercises to perform to perfect your control. And I would do them all.

Then there was the matter of learning. Now that I am officially a Shinobi I have access to the Shinobi Library. There is a separate section for Jutsu in the Archives but it would be available only for my level that is Genin. You get more information as the level keeps increasing (or you have help from a higher level ninja.)

I would send a number of clones to read different books in Shinobi Lifestyle to increase my knowledge base. Original Naruto would not be able to do it as he himself didn't have any motivation to read. Fortunately I do, so my clones would comply instead of me as they would prefer to sit and read than work on physical conditioning.

Now the first step in physical conditioning is getting a trainer. And I'll have the best one out there!

So go to bed and set up my alarm for 5AM in the morning.

Next morning I find myself at 5:30 AM, running towards the training grounds in search of my target. As luck would have it I find him very easily with his mini doppelganger. Maito Gai and Rock Lee. The Green beasts of Konoha. I had already created nearly 500 clones to go work on my chakra control.

"YOSH! Gai-sensei, today I will finish 500 pushups on my fingers. If I cannot do that I would run 1000 laps around the village."

"Your flames of youth burn higher as usual Lee. Keep up the goodwork."

"Excuse me? Are you by any chance Maito Gai, sir?" I asked them to get their attention.

"Correct. I am Maito Gai. Konoha's Sublime Green Beast of Prey. This is my most youthful student Rock Lee." Gai introduced himself and Lee.

"Pleasure to meet you Gai-san, Lee-san. I am Naruto Uzumaki. I overheard from some Shinobi that you are the best Taijutsu master in Konoha. So I was wondering if you would help me?" I asked slowly.

"You've heard correct Naruto. May I know when you became a Genin?" Gai asked though it was clear that he knew or highly suspected the answer.

"Just Yesterday." I replied honestly.

"You would be assigned a Jounin Sensei within a few days. Shouldn't you wait for them to teach you?" Gai asked curiously while Lee was evaluating me.

"Gai-san, may I share something about myself if you can spare a few minutes?" I asked politely and continued at his nod, "I am one of the most scorned and hated person in Konoha. People ignore me or are outright hostile. In my young mind I thought it would be better if I played some pranks and gained everyone's attention. Guess what! They hate me even more now! But I am content in my life. If they hate me it's their problem, not mine. Throughout my education, even my teachers have ignored me or simply ridiculed me except just one. But how much can one person do against the whole system? Yesterday I passed the exam, though most probably as the Dead last. But I am determined that I would be the best at what I do."

"I don't trust my would be Jounin Sensei to be unbiased towards me and train me with full attention. So I decided, as my Taijutsu is my weak point, I would meet different masters and see if I could find a good person who could help me. I would not hold it against you if you are unable to help me due to prior commitments, but you seem like a good guy so I thought I would start with you." Here I paused to take a breath after my long winded impromptu speech.

Well not so impromptu. Little emotions and complete honesty can work wonders sometimes.

Lee was the first one to move. He stood in front of me and took my hands in his and said, "You have lived a very troubled life Naruto. I respect you for that. Even if Gai sensei is unable to help you I would personally help you in honing your Taijutsu to my level in my free time." Dude sometimes doesn't understand the meaning of personal space.

"That won't be necessary Lee. Naruto I can feel your determination to improve and dedication towards your goal. I would love to give you lessons in the morning with my most youthful students. I want to warn you though, my lessons are tough and it would be difficult if you lack determination." Gai said.

I was grinning fully, "Don't worry Gai-sensei. I won't let you down. With my regeneration rate I would persevere through anything you throw at me."

"Regeneration?" Gai asked curiously.

"Once when I was young, I broke my arm, it healed in two days without any healer. I have a theory that if I train my muscles regularly then they would heal fast overnight and I can even do more training than most people because of that." I explained to the green pair.

Gai had an excited gleam in his eyes when he said, "I have a feeling this would be a very interesting few days, Naruto. Though I must know that after you start your training with your Jounin Sensei, you must obtain permission from them before continuing as it may cause issues later on."

This I can agree with. If Kakashi has any problem with this arrangement, I would guilt trip him into coming on time and training us more. Good thing that I know his past demons and will use them in case he doesn't comply.

"So Naruto, Let's start with today's lessons and see what you can do. Lee, complete your training as you promised. Naruto, show me your Taijutsu and we shall see where you need work the most."

(15 minutes later)

"You were not wrong when you said you need a lot of work." Gai said bluntly.

I cringed so he continued, "Don't worry, That's a good thing as we don't have to rebuild the building. We can start afresh. First we will begin your physical conditioning and then your taijutsu stance. I have a pair of extra training weights that I recommend to all my students, though only Lee seems to have followed my example." He seemed to bring out a scroll from his jacket and unsealed a pair of weights which didn't look very heavy.

"These are Chakra weights which become heavier when you put chakra in them. You will wear them now and will only remove them during bathing and sleeping."

"Gai-sensei, why only for legs and not for arms as well?" I asked. If I could get my arm strength upto Tsunade. Well you get my point.

"Many reasons. First, in legs we hide it with warmers, but in arms you cannot. As a shinobi you must hide your strengths. Second, it decreases your fighting capacity and movements so you cannot wear it outside training. Third, High risk of injury in muscles if used for prolonged periods." Gai explained.

I nodded at that but mentally decided to work on that in my free time later.

"Now, you would start with 10 Kg of weights in both your legs and we will go from there. Everyday, you would show me your full speed and I will determine if you are ready to move onto the next level. Because of your regeneration, it is possible you would move through them faster than any other ninja like Lee. Next, your stance. As unrefined as it is, your body type and regeneration make you the best candidate for learning my Strong Fist and I would love to teach it to you." He said in his 'nice-guy' pose.

"The honor is mine sir. I promise I would not let you down." I replied with all seriousness.

This was seriously good. After the Hyuga's Gentle Fist, Strong fist was the best Taijutsu Stance in my opinion.

Then Gai had my fists wrapped in bandages as he told me to beat a boulder as long as I can to build up the strength. It was brutal.

The next 10 days were eventful to say the least. I would wake up at 4:00 AM and create 500 clones to work on my chakra control and then go to the Training field to work with the Green Duo. Despite popular opinion, I didn't find them too weird. In fact, I personally believe their weirdness is a defense mechanism similar to my own attention seeking habits to cover their inabilities (or loneliness in my case.)

This would continue till 8:00AM when their other teammates Neji and Tenten join us and we do more practice till 10:00AM.

Tenten was a good Kunoichi unlike my possible female teammate. Neji did not deem us plebeians worthy of his time and would prefer to practice his stances in solitude or with Gai-Sensei. He did not even react much to my presence. But when he found that I was the dead last of my year, which I told him purposely to let him underestimate me, he merely scoffed and did not deign me worthy of any attention.

After 10:00 AM as Team Gai would be going for missions, I would send another army of clones to the Library and have them stay till the closing time of the library while the real me continued working on my now corrected stances and conditioning.

Gai-sensei also helped me with my nutrition needs and prepared a diet chart for me based on my energy intake and consumption after consulting a medic friend of his. Apparently my super strong metabolism requires me to eat double portions than an average Shinobi. This was the reason I was still short along with over dependence on Ramen.

I still love Ramen, don't get me wrong. Teuchi and Ayame were total darlings when I told them the reason behind my lesser visits. They even offered to adjust my diet requirements in their Ramen recipe to make it more suitable for me.

In 10 days I had bumped up my leg weights from 10Kgs to 50Kgs. That was the power of Kurama's regeneration. I was hoping to overtake Lee by the time the Chunin exams came around.

Although I did copy nearly 30 techniques that I could learn, I learned just two because anymore would require better Chakra control or were forbidden for a reason like the Reaper Death Seal which took the life of my father and made me a Jinchuriki.

Moreover many advanced techniques required application of Fuinjutsu for which there were not many good books in the library except the basic stuff like sealing scrolls. So I decided to guilt the Hokage into giving it to me.

"Jiji, can you tell me about the Uzumaki clan?" I asked after getting my photo taken for my ID card.

"What brought this on, Naruto?" He asked with a blank face though I could tell he was uncomfortable with this line of questioning.

"I read in a book that there was once my clan living in Uzushiogakure but that was destroyed years before my birth. So one of my parents had to have migrated from there before or during its destruction. Will you please tell me something?" I pleaded.

"Naruto listen carefully, your parents had many enemies which would leave no stone unturned to get to you if the news got out." He said very seriously.

"Well then I won't tell anyone." I said solemnly.

"Forgive me for saying this, Naruto but you are not exactly… quiet." He said sadly.

"Perhaps you would feel better if I tell you that I have already guessed who my parents are," Here I look at the picture of my father hung in his office, then turn to Sarutobi who had wide eyes, "I won't say their names, you don't have to confirm it. Just tell me this; did they leave anything for me?"

He sighed and suddenly looked very old when he said, "Their house was destroyed by the Kyuubi attack and the land was used in reconstruction in the upcoming months. Though I had reserved a land piece for you when you became a Chunin of equal size and value so you could rebuild a house someday but now that you are aware of it I can give it to you now. As all the people who lost their houses in the attack were given financial assistance to build their houses so would you."

"They had some money as well which I can deposit in your account now that you are a Genin. Just complete your team placements and then you can get an account opened. I'll give you both the land and the money at that time. Though I must warn you to be careful and not waste any of your money in bad vices like gambling or alcohol. Their personal Jutsu, if any, were destroyed and could not be rescued." He finished.

"I want to learn Fuinjutsu. Can you help me out there? The library books are very limited in their knowledge." I said stoically.

He chuckled, "Of course I can help you there. Who do you think taught my student Jiraiya? Just wait here."

He went to some hidden shelf and brought a really big tome. Like VERY big. He gave it to me and said, "This is the first volume of the most detailed books on Fuinjutsu. There are a total of five volumes. These books give the rules and guidelines for making seals. After understanding them, you can do anything you want with them depending on your imagination and skill. I would advise you against experimenting with a new seal without a seal master present as it could be very dangerous for you or others surrounding you." Though his expression made it very clear that he did not expect me to comply.

I sealed the book and was about to go but at the last moment said, "Oh and I promise I won't play with the Kyuubi seal on my stomach."

He was taken back by my statement and would have continued questioning me but just then entered one Konohamaru Sarutobi. That encounter was pretty much canon but in the end I taught him a real transformation instead of the Sexy one.

I did later talk to the Hokage again which was a very boring conversation with him asking how I knew, me asking why it was me and so on. But he did tell me about my mom being the second Jinchuriki before me.

Finally here I was. On the day of team placements wearing black shirt and pants along with a grey-white Jacket and my Black Headband. I am so gonna rock being a ninja, no one will know what hit them Dattebayo!

Fucking hell! I need to get rid of that.

R&R.

Edit: I am not bashing the makers of Naruto in anyway whatsoever. They have created a beautiful and engaging world that we all enjoy, that is why we are here, right?

Some authors like criticizing the writers of whatever fandom they are writing for. My question to them, why are you still writing it? Write something original and let the world criticize you. In a story that was told over a period of nearly two decades, there are bound to be plotholes. Let's just accept it and move on.