Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw Trailer
Bill was about to begin the trailer but before that he snapped his fingers, refilling everyone's popcorn and drinks. They all looked at him gratefully and he gave them a thumbs up.
"Just don't mess up my floors." Bill said as he began the trailer and teleported back to his seat.
"I hope this one will be interesting." Cinder said.
"What, the talking Grimm dog not interesting enough for you?" Junior asked.
Cinder shrugged while Junior chuckled.
The trailer started with showing the city of Vale at night, a helicopter flying overhead.
"I'm dealing with the future of the planet." Hazel said as he was shown walking through a warehouse wearing an all-black suit, past soldiers with machine guns.
"Well this is a surprise." Watts commented.
"So it's my turn to be shown in a universe." Hazel said with a grunt.
"This guy looks really scary." Oscar said with wide eyes and gulping.
"He does look intimidating." Pyrrha said.
Ozpin sighed as he remembered his past with Hazel and how the man still blames him for the death of his sister.
"I'll even admit that it's a mistake to underestimate Hazel." Cinder said.
"I'm the necessary shock to the system." Hazel continued as an expensive car was shown speeding through the streets and stopping right in front of a building.
"Someone is overconfident in their abilities." Raven said as she rolled her eyes.
"Let's just see what he can do." Vernal said.
A party was shown with models dressed in metallic outfits getting their pictures taken.
"I am human evolutionary change." Hazel stated as he was shown in a lab with his shirt off, on his knees getting scanned by a machine.
The machine scanned his spine as the nanobots inside him responded, Hazel grit his teeth from the pain.
"This guy is definitely a villain." Yang said.
"I don't know, maybe he's a good guy." Pyrrha suggested.
"Doubt it." Yang responded.
"Well I'll give him the benefit of the doubt." Pyrrha said with a smile.
"Bulletproof." Hazel continued as soldiers were shown running and a door exploded.
Ruby gulped "That's not good."
Vernal looked at Raven with a smirk and she just scoffed.
"There are ways to kill someone without using a gun." Raven said.
"In our gun central world?" Taiyang asked "Doubt it."
"Superhuman." Hazel continued as he approached a van but stopped when a group of soldiers aimed their guns at him.
He raised up his hands as the camera showed Winter also aiming a gun at him.
"Who the hell are you?" Winter asked threateningly.
"Bad guy." Hazel responded casually.
"Good guy, huh?" Yang asked as she pursed her lips at Pyrrha.
Pyrrha sighed "I like to see the good in people okay!"
"You see very confident in yourself Hazel." Salem commented.
"My counterpart is overconfident and that could be his downfall." Hazel said.
"It depends on his opponents." Watts said.
"They must be cool if you're their enemy." Tyrian said with a grin.
"Careful Winter, he seems dangerous." James said.
"I hope my other self knows that sir." Winter responded.
Hazel punched a soldier in the throat then he kneed another one in the face, he finished it off by shooting him in the head.
"The mission has been compromised." Winter said as she shut the truck door.
Hazel began punching the door as it made large dents on the inside.
"Okay I believe him." Jaune said with wide eyes.
"My question is: can he beat Qrow Branwen though?" Sun asked.
"Nah!!" The teens responded.
"Winter you have to get out of there." James seriously stated.
Winter was shown running with scratches on her face, then she was shown talking on the phone.
"We need help." Winter said.
"What are they gonna bring in superheroes again?" Mercury asked with a smirk.
"I wouldn't put it past the multiverse." Militia responded.
"I wonder who they're gonna get." Ruby voiced out.
"Maybe Jaune again, the multiverse just loves him." Saphron said with a smirk.
"I'm not that important." Jaune said.
Ren rolled his eyes "Sure…"
The scene changed to show a man lying on a bed as his alarm rang. He tapped on the alarm and got up.
FAST AND FURIOUS PRESENTS
The camera showed Ironwood looking out through a window as he took out a can of beans, sniffed it and began eating.
"I should've known." Glynda dully stated.
"I do trust general Ironwood with my life." Winter commented as he reasons for asking help made sense.
"Do you really think that you can take on Mr. human evolution all by yourself?" Qrow asked.
"He's not invincible." James countered.
"Y'know, I've never really seen general Ironwood as the hero in these universes." Ruby said.
"You're right, this'll be the first one." Weiss said.
Qrow was then shown pouring himself a drink then he drank it.
"Oh no!" Raven shouted.
Qrow laughed as James jaw dropped.
"Oh this will be fun!" Qrow said.
James' eye twitched "This may be the worst universe by far."
"Why would I ask this drunkard for any help whatsoever!?" Winter shouted.
"So Uncle Qrow and General Ironwood are gonna team up to take down this Hazel guy?" Ruby asked in shock.
Yang burst out laughing "I never thought these two would be working together!"
Hazel scoffed "Not much of a challenge."
"I don't know, Qrow Branwen may be a challenge." Watts said.
Salem rolled her eyes "Please. They're polar opposites, they'll be too busy fighting each other to go after Hazel."
Glynda and Ozpin sighed 'She's not wrong.'
Hazel was shown walking away with a machine gun as the camera then showed a file of him with his picture on a computer monitor.
"Our targets name is Hazel." Glynda said "He's a ghost."
Qrow and Ironwood were shown both receiving a call, Ironwood got into a van as Qrow got into a Lamborghini.
Some laughed at the opposite spectrum of the two.
"Why do you have a better car than me!?" James yelled.
Qrow smirked "Cause I'm just that cool."
"We're gonna need the best trackers in the business." Glynda said.
Ironwood was shown walking into a shady looking bar.
"James Ironwood." Glynda said as the words 'IRONWOOD' appeared under Ironwood.
"I'm what you call an ice cold can of whoop ass." James stated as he grabbed a tray and slammed it on someone's face then he slammed it onto another person's face.
"Career law man, always gets his guy." Glynda said as Ironwood elbowed another guy in the face then grabbed another one by his collar and threw him. The poor guy flipped in the air and crashed onto a statue.
"Damn!" Yang and Coco shouted.
"That reminded me of the time we used to spar." Taiyang stated.
James chuckled "I never could beat you."
"But always did land me in the hospital." Taiyang said.
"I didn't think Ironwood would be that skilled." Sienna said as she was impressed.
"Understandable, he rarely fights." Glynda said.
"Without a weapon too! That's so cool!" Ruby shouted with stars in her eyes.
"You really need some hand to hand combat lessons." Blake said.
Qrow was shown getting out of his car and walking into a night club
"We're gonna need to operate outside the system." Glynda continued.
"There are some cases where a criminal is needed to solve some crimes." Winter said.
"Are you seriously comparing me to a criminal?" Qrow asked.
Winter rolled her eyes "I've compared you to so much worse."
"Qrow Branwen." Glynda said as the words 'BRANWEN' appeared under Qrow.
"I'm what you might call a champagne problem." Qrow stated as he grabbed a literal bottle of champagne hit a man in the stomach with it then slammed it onto the man's neck.
Some cringed at this.
"Rouge former Beacon agent." Glynda continued as Qrow kicked a man out of a window "Doesn't play well with others."
Cinder smirked "I like this one already."
"Every other Qrow is either a badass or just cooler and I had to get stuck with an alcoholic." Raven stated in a depressed tone.
Some laughed at this while Qrow growled at her.
"Hey you aren't sister of the year also!" Qrow shouted.
"Beacon agent?" Ozpin asked.
"Like secret agents or something?" Port asked.
Oobleck shrugged "Maybe."
Ironwood and Branwen were shown standing across from each other, only separated by a table.
"If we stand a chance against Hazel, you guys have to work together." Glynda said as Ironwood and Branwen gave each other the stink eye.
"They don't seem too thrilled about it." Weiss said.
James and Qrow gave each other the stink eye.
"I'm not!" they both shouted.
Hazel sighed "I swear if I lose to these two then I'll never live it down."
Ironwood and Branwen stared at each other then Ironwood threw a chair at Glynda and it hit the bulletproof window in front of her.
"No way!" Ironwood and Branwen said at the same time.
"This guy is a real ass-" They were about to say, as they pointed at each other, but the speaker on Glynda's side made a high pitched sound.
Most laughed at this while James and Qrow glared at each other.
"Best team ever!" Yang shouted.
"It reminds me of you two when you first met." Blake said as she looked at Weiss and Ruby.
"Hey, I tried to be nice! Weiss was the one who was being mean." Ruby defended.
"I wasn't mean!" Weiss yelled.
JAMES IRONWOOD
Ironwood was shown driving a large truck as it rammed past a car.
"Whoo!" Ironwood cheered.
"At least this Ironwood is more fun than you." Qrow stated as he looked at James.
"Keep talking Branwen, you won't like the result." James threatened with narrowed eyes.
QROW BRANWEN
Qrow was shown fighting a man, he blocked all of the man's attacks and countered by slamming the man's head onto a wall.
"Impressive." Melanie stated.
"Does my sister have a crush?" Militia asked with a smirk.
Melanie rolled her eyes with her own smirk "You have your Qrow, I get my own."
Qrow didn't hear them but he did feel a shiver run up his spine.
Guys on motorcycles were shown chasing Branwen's car.
"This job requires stealth." Branwen said to Ironwood as they were shown on a plane.
Branwen, Ironwood and Winter were in the car as Branwen drove it. In front of them were two trucks passing by, Branwen drifted the car under the trucks and managed to pass through without a scratch.
"Look at you." Branwen gestured to Ironwood.
Mercury laughed "He just insulted Ironwood and did something cool at the same time."
"This Branwen guy is all right." Roman said with a smirk.
"Okay, that was cool." Yang said as she laughed.
"You're not just gonna let him do you like that, are you James?" Ghira asked.
James growled as more people laughed, Qrow being the loudest.
"I'm trying to save the world, which for the record." Ironwood retaliated. "Will be my fourth time."
Ironwood was shown driving the large truck, he maneuvered it as it turned and spun. It took down the cars surrounding it, causing them to explode.
Ironwood then winked at Militia who blushed and shrugged.
"Cause I'm really good at it." Ironwood finished.
The people who laughed were shocked at what they just saw, they then started laughing but this time at Qrow.
"Guess you weren't." Ghira said.
"Got you there Qrow!" Yang shouted as she laughed.
Qrow huffed as he sipped on his drink, gripping his flask tightly while James smirked.
"You have no idea what we're dealing with." Winter stated.
Branwen was shown aiming a punch at Hazel but he dodged it a threw a powerful right hook at Branwen, knocking him to the ground. Ironwood was shown also aiming a punch at Hazel but he countered it and punched Ironwood on the chest, sending flying to a truck door.
Everyone widened their eyes at this. Ironwood and Branwen were shown to be very skilled and Hazel took them down like they were nothing.
"Okay now I'm scared." Yang said.
Qrow had his jaw dropped with the alcohol flowing from his mouth and James was frozen, even Winter couldn't comprehend it.
"Guess all that bragging was worth something." Raven said with wide eyes, her brother may be an idiot but he was no slouch. Seeing him getting dispatched so easily was something to wary of.
"I get defeated by a teenager in a skin tight suit but you get to take down two council members!?" Watts shouted while Hazel smirked.
"This is how things should be." Hazel said as Watts yelled in anger.
Cars were shown trekking through the desert then Branwen was shown with a flame thrower.
"Ironwood and Branwen." Hazel said.
"Awesome!" Ruby said as she drooled at the sight of the flamethrower.
Ironwood and Branwen were shown on the truck as it drove away from an explosion of dust. Then Winter was shown jumping from warehouse container to warehouse container. Branwen was shown firing a machine gun a car exploded.
"Guess the adults also have their crazy adventures." Yang said as she chuckled.
Summer giggled "You have no idea sweetheart."
Branwen and Ironwood were shown fighting together, side by side.
"Finally working together eh?" Oobleck asked with a smirk.
"I think we have to if we want to beat Hazel." James stated.
Hazel scoffed "I doubt working together will change anything."
"Teamwork goes a long way Hazel." Ozpin stated.
Hazel glared at him with hatred and was about to jump and rip the man limb from limb.
"Hazel!" Salem shouted and he calmed down.
"You want a war?" Hazel asked.
A helicopter was shown firing at a building as a dune buggy crashed outside of the building and flipped in the air, deflecting the bullets from the helicopter.
Everyone jaw dropped at the scene with their eyes wide in shock.
"No way!" Jaune shouted.
"I wanna try!" Nora shouted.
"That is some talented driving!" Roman shouted as he was very impressed.
"I have to try that when we get back!" Yang shouted.
Hazel was shown "You've got one."
The buggy was shown launching into the air as a missile flew under it, Winter was shown falling backwards from the shockwave of an explosion.
"I'm surprised that any of you are still alive from any of this." Glynda stated.
"Ain't that the truth." Roman stated.
Hazel and two other goons were shown shooting at Branwen and Ironwood as they hid behind pillars.
"Remember me?" Hazel asked.
"How could we forget." Velvet muttered.
Hazel grabbed Winter and him and his two other goons jumped out of the broken windows.
"Winter!" Weiss shouted.
"This is bad!" Ruby shouted.
"Save her you idiots!" Glynda shouted.
Branwen and Ironwood ran towards the window, taking down goons along the way. The two approached the window and looked at each other.
"On my three." Ironwood said.
"Sure." Branwen said.
"One, two, three!" Ironwood shouted as he grabbed onto the rope and began sliding down but Branwen didn't follow, he simply waved with a smile.
"You have got to be kidding me!" James shouted.
Most of the people burst out in laughter while some were shocked and disappointed.
"How is this funny!? My sister is getting kidnapped and those two are still screwing each other over!" Weiss shouted.
Ruby giggled "Don't worry Weiss, they won't let anything happen to her."
"Yeah, Branwen may be an A-hole but he knows what to do when the time comes." Bill said as he laughed.
"We'll save her kid." Qrow said.
"You better." Winter said with a glare.
Branwen walked over to an elevator and slammed on the button, causing the elevator to go down quickly. Ironwood fell to the ground, getting closer to Hazel. He landed on one of his goons and began punching him, he then jumped onto another goon and used his gun to shoot at Branwen at the elevator. The bullets missed completely and Branwen made a finger gun gesture at Ironwood.
"You had to pick the hard way." Qrow said with a laugh.
"Damn it Qrow!!" James shouted as he wanted choke him.
Ironwood huffed and grabbed the goon, he used the goon's rope to run over to Branwen's elevator on the windows. Branwen raised an eyebrow as Ironwood slammed the goon onto the glass elevator shouting a silent 'Fuck you!' and Branwen just gave him a mock applause.
FAST AND FURIOUS PRESENTS: IRONWOOD AND BRANWEN
Everyone continued to laugh at Ironwood's misfortune, some even falling out of their seats.
"Three shocks will kill a man." Hazel stated as Ironwood and Branwen were shown tied up in chains and hooked to an active battery
"Here we go, the bad guy speech." Ironwood said with a sigh
"Wrong choice of words." Hazel said with a glare as Glynda face palmed
Hazel shocked them and they spasmed in their seats for a few moments.
"You had to open your big mouth didn't ya?" Qrow asked
"Yeah, I thought it was cool thing to say at the moment." Ironwood responded.
"Something I would never do." James stated.
"I would." Qrow said with a smirk.
Bill floated up to the front as he was chuckling.
"So what'd you think?" Bill asked.
As most calmed down they had smiles on their faces.
"These two should team up more." Kali said.
"You just want to watch Qrow screw me over." James stated.
"Maybe~" Kali said teasingly.
"Hazel is an intimidating enemy though." Glynda said.
"I wonder how they'll stop him." Nanny Glynda said.
"Or if they'll stop him" Hazel retorted.
Bill shrugged "Meh! That's not my jurisdiction."
"So what's next?" Pyrrha asked.
"Hmm, let's see." Bill said as he started the next one.