Hustlers Trailer
"Ok let's do this." Bill said as he pressed the button on his remote and teleported back to his seat.
The trailer started by showing Blake sitting down on a stage while she watched someone wrap their leg around a pole. It was then revealed that the leg belonged to Cinder.
"Front hook." Cinder said.
Everybody was shocked and there was a moment of silence until…
"WHAT THE HELL!!!" Cinder shouted.
Roman laughed "Ha!! Oh universe you are a wonderful mistress indeed!"
"Blake…uh…why are you watching Cinder…pole dancing?" Yang asked with wide eyes, she felt a bit of jealousy and she couldn't understand why.
"I don't know…" Blake said.
"No complaints here." Qrow said with a smirk on his face.
"Women should be free to express themselves." Mercury said "EXPRESS AWAY CINDER!"
That earned him a knuckle sandwich courtesy of Cinder as she had a blush of embarrassment on her face.
"Please Oum don't make this what I think it is." Ghira prayed.
Cinder then changed the position of her leg.
"Ankle hook." Cinder said as she gestured to her leg.
She then changed positions again, wrapping her leg around the pole.
"Knee hook." Cinder stated.
"From here you can do the carousel." Cinder said as she sung around the pole, the scene briefly changed to a crowded room and a lit up stage as she did this.
"I didn't know being a stripper required learning techniques." Velvet commented.
"Oh it does, we went to a class once." Militia started.
"And we have never been more tired in our lives." Melanie finished.
Yang smirked "Hey Blake-"
"Don't even think about it young lady!" Raven shouted.
"But I-"
"You heard her, stay in school!" Summer shouted.
Yang pouted as Ruby and Nora giggled.
"Bill!? Should the children be watching this?" Glynda asked.
Bill rolled his eye "I don't really care."
"Then switch and wrap." Cinder instructed as she wrapped her legs around the pole still spinning, the scene transitioned to the lit up stage again.
"Take notes Neo, you never know when these skills will get useful." Roman said.
Registering what he said, Neo slowly turned her head towards him with a ferocious glare. Roman gave her a sheepish laugh but he never expected a punch to the face from her.
As Cinder did more moves, Emerald was shown with her tongue sticking out then Coco was shown dropping her heels onto a desk.
"I'm in it huh…great." Coco said dully.
"Cinder really isn't bad on that pole." Militia commented.
"Thank, that makes me feel so much better." Cinder said as she groaned "I can't believe I'm a freaking stripper."
"Being a stripper isn't bad, it's just like any job." Vernal said.
"Except you get to the point of being barely clothed and dance for money." Raven countered.
Junior was shown counting some Lien.
"Minus 40% to 160." Junior said as he gave Blake the money then held his hand out as he looked at her.
Blake looked at him and reluctantly gave Junior most of the Lien, leaving with a sigh.
"So my daughter is a stripper." Kali said in a sad tone.
"I can't believe it." Ghira said.
"Blake…" Adam said.
"Oh come on man! That was nothing." Roman said as he gestured to the small amount of Lien.
"You have your business and I have mine." Junior said with a huff.
"I just want to…take care of my sick mother." Blake said as she was shown walking into a house then holding hands with a sick looking Kali.
Some gasped.
"That's why she's doing this…" Ruby said.
Weiss smiled "You must really love your mother."
Blake smiled as tears brimmed her eyes "I do."
"Oh Blake!" Kali shouted as she gave her daughter the biggest hug she could give.
"Mom!!" Blake shouted as she was embarrassed.
"Maybe go shopping every once in a while." Blake said as she was shown walking through a hall.
"When I was a kid, I always wanted to work with animals." Cinder said as her and Blake were shown looking at the camera seductively.
Jacques was shown laughing with them.
"I was close." Cinder said with a smirk as Blake laughed.
Most laughed while some snickered, afraid of what the Schnee's would do but they just rolled their eyes.
"Now that was funny." Adam commented with a smirk.
"You're right about that." Sienna said as she laughed.
Cinder chuckled "At least I see a bit of backstory to why I'm doing all of this."
"Dad would go to a strip club." Weiss grumbled.
Winter growled "I wouldn't put it past him."
Cinder was shown sitting on a guy's lap and giving him a fake laugh as he put some Lien on the strap of her bra.
Cinder shuddered when she saw this while some felt a bit awkward.
A room full of people on computers was shown next.
"These wall street guys, you see what they did to this country." Cinder said as she was shown with Sienna and Weiss looking at someone who passed by.
"I'm a stripper too!" Weiss shouted.
Adam laughed "This just keeps getting better and better."
"You see what they did to this kingdom." Cinder said as more Lien was shown "They stole from everybody."
Blake was shown walking in a supermarket with a little girl with cat ears and shorter black hair sitting in the cart.
Ruby gasped "Blake you have a kid!?"
"No I don't! At least I think I don't." Blake said in shock.
"Oh! She's adorable." Summer cooed.
"You say that about every kid you see." Amber said.
Summer shrugged "Well kids are adorable."
"Hardworking people lost everything and not one of these douchebags went to jail." Cinder ranted as Neptune was shown putting on a pair of headphones and Sun was shown breathing heavily.
"Rich people do get away with everything." Raven said as she rolled her eyes.
"You listening Schnee's!" Emerald shouted.
"Hey, I work hard!" Weiss shouted.
Mercury scoffed "Please! Daddy Schnee must've paid Ozpin off to get you into Beacon."
Weiss growled but she was surprised when Ruby came to her defense.
"Hey leave her alone! Weiss is the hardest working person I know and yeah she can be…much at times." Ruby said.
"Hey!" Weiss shouted.
"But she worked hard to get into Beacon and she works harder on becoming a Huntress, so at least get to know someone before you judge them." Ruby finished.
Everyone was slack jawed at the speech Ruby made, Weiss felt touched and she unknowingly shed some tears at this.
"Wow Rubes, didn't know you had it in you." Yang said as she gave Ruby a side hug.
"Yaanng!!!" Ruby shouted.
"I see why you made her team leader." Qrow said to Ozpin.
"It was a gamble but at least I know it was the right one." Ozpin responded.
"Oh Ruby I'm so proud of you!!" Summer shouted as she tackled her daughter and gave her a bone crushing hug.
"Moooomm!" Ruby groaned.
Roman snorted "Congrats Mercury, you got shown up by a 15-year-old."
Mercury growled "Shut up!"
"The game is rigged and it does not reward people who play by the rules." Cinder continued as she was shown walking with Jacques down a corridor, both of them holding each of his arms. Once they reached a room, Cinder closed the curtains.
Cinder almost puked once she saw that while Blake roughly rubbed her eyes.
"Oh Oum…" Ghira said.
"This is just disturbing." Winter said.
"It's like robbing a bank except you get the keys." Cinder said as Weiss looked down thinking about what she said.
Blake looked at Cinder who smirked.
"Are you in?" Cinder asked.
"I knew you were concocting some scheme." Junior said with a smirk.
'She always is.' Neo wrote.
Cinder smirked, although she didn't agree with her other self's job, she did agree with her plan.
"Isn't what she's planning illegal?" Nora asked.
"Not really." Coco answered.
A champagne bottle was popped and the silver liquid poured out, that bottle was revealed to be popped by Cinder. She was having a wild part with Weiss, Sienna, Blake, Emerald and Coco. She even poured the bottle into Weiss' mouth.
"I am very disappointed in this Weiss." Winter said with a sigh.
"Lighten up Ice Queen." Qrow said "At least she's having some fun."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you went to the strip club she works in." Winter said with narrowed eyes.
"Okay first, that would be illegal and second, I don't like relationships but I still respect women." Qrow said.
"Well at least he has one redeeming factor." Glynda muttered.
James let out a bark of laughter at what she said.
"You guys get to have all the fun." Yang muttered with a pout.
"You want to be a stripper?" Weiss asked.
Yang shrugged "I like trying new things, don't judge me."
Sienna was shown talking with Cardin then she looked behind him and smirked.
"These are my co-workers." Sienna said.
Cinder was shown walking towards them with Blake, Weiss and Emerald in tow.
Cardin smirked at seeing so many beautiful women with him while the women in question were disgusted.
"Shots please!" Cinder shouted to the waiter.
All 6 of them were shown sharing drinks.
"What if somebody calls the cops?" Sienna asked.
"And says what?" Cinder asked as they were shown now drinking with Jacques but as he drank, they threw away their drinks and Cinder took Jacques' credit card.
"I spent 5,000 Lien at a strip club, send help." Cinder mocked.
"I think the cops would just laugh at you." James said as he chuckled.
"I think anyone would just laugh at you." Ozpin said.
"This Cinder girl isn't so bad." Yang commented.
"She seems nice." Pyrrha said.
God Raven laughed at that but chose not to say anything.
A credit card was shown getting swiped then Blake was shown picking up the little girl she was with then Cinder was shown blowing some smoke.
"You know smoking kills right?" Militia asked.
"I don't smoke." Cinder said as she rolled her eyes but then she looked at Roman "But he does."
Roman blew some smoke from his cigar then looked at them "You say something?"
Most rolled their eyes at this.
"We're a family now." Cinder said as Blake was shown holding a credit card.
The credit card was shown getting swiped again.
The girls were shown shopping and then Cinder was shown kissing Zwei.
"A family with money!" Cinder exclaimed and the girls cheered.
Zwei barked as he jumped on her lap. Cinder felt awkward and she slowly pet the dog, slowly easing into it.
"At least she made friends?" Ghira asked as he was still disappointed.
"Sienna is there, she'll take care of her and that Cinder girl seems to be taking care of them well enough." Kali said optimistically.
"And where would you say that things got out of control?" Summer asked as Blake looked down guiltily.
Jacques was shown drinking with them and Weiss pushed the cup so he could drink more, they gave him a notepad and forced him to write something down in it. Jacques couldn't handle the liquid and he passed out, falling and crashing onto a glass table.
Most gasped while some of the Faunus were relived and happy to see Jacques in pain.
Qrow snorted "Somebody can't handle their liquor."
"Well he didn't have years of practice!" Winter shouted.
"Calm down Ice Queen, it's not the end of the world." Qrow said as he rolled his eyes.
"One of these days Branwen." Winter said through gritted teeth.
Blake was shown getting out of a car as medics and EMT's approached her, she was 'crying' as she pointed at an unconscious Jacques in the car.
"Please help! This is my husband!" Blake shouted as she was 'crying' while the EMT's placed Jacques on the emergency bed. As soon as they left, Blake stopped crying and shut the car door.
Cinder smirked "So she's learning."
"And they believed that!?" Ghira shouted.
"Blake is a master of deception." Adam stated.
"I'm actually surprised that actually worked." Blake commented in slight surprise.
Blake was shown handing Kali a big stack of Lien.
Yang whistled "Blake you got rich fast."
Kali hugged her daughter "At least she didn't forget her mother."
Blake groaned in embarrassment then she heard someone clear their throat, she turned to see Ruby looking at her dully with Summer also hugging her.
"You too huh?" Ruby asked.
Blake sighed and nodded, they both started prying their mothers off them.
Weiss was shown in a car, looking at the camera's direction.
"No, no, no." Weiss said.
"Someone's in trouble~" Nora teased and Weiss rolled her eyes.
Cinder was shown doing her nails then Sienna was shown slowly turning around then Cinder was shown putting her hands in the air with Lien in each hand. She let go of the Lien and it flew in the air.
Roman laughed as Cinder growled.
"You got caught! What a rookie mistake!" Roman shouted as he laughed.
Cinder gave him a strong right hook to the face, unknowingly hitting the same spot Neo hit.
"Ow! I think it's starting to bruise." Roman shouted as he held onto his right eye.
"Any more of those and you're gonna have a black eye." Salem commented.
"And what do you know!" Roman yelled.
Salem narrowed her eyes at him and growled, this caused Roman to flinch and awkwardly laugh.
"I mean…thank you for the kind suggestion madam, I'll take it into consideration." Roman said as some laughed.
Blake was shown with her arms also raised and walking towards the police officers.
Roman wanted to say something but he was tired of getting punched and frankly…it hurt.
"And the guy went back three more times." An officer read from the newspaper, Cardin's credit card was shown being taken from him in his drunken state.
Qrow rolled his eyes "Amateur."
Cardin growled "Damn it."
The officer turned to his fellow officer and smirked.
"Guess he must've liked it." The officer said as he and his fellow officers laughed.
"I was right!" James exclaimed with a laugh.
Some laughed at this as well.
Cinder and Blake were shown walking together.
Cinder smirked and she was curious how the Blake Belladonna from her universe was like while Blake remembered that she would try and talk with Cinder after seeing The Umbrella Academy universe.
Sienna and Weiss were also shown walking together.
Sienna was surprised that she was walking with a Schnee, she was fine with some humans but Schnee's were on her to kill list. Adam got angry as he saw this while Weiss was a bit saddened when she saw Sienna's face.
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Blake was shown walking away from a school with a bloody shirt.
Some gasped.
"Well this got dark." Sun commented.
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Cinder was shown looking at the camera seductively.
Some of the men shifted in their seats, while Cinder chuckled with a smirk.
'Still got it.' Cinder thought.
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Sienna was shown sipping her drink.
"Looking beautiful my lady." Adam complimented.
Sienna rolled her eyes "Thanks Adam."
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Weiss was shown seductively posing for a picture.
"Oh for the love of!!" Winter shouted.
Weiss blushed red when she saw this.
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Coco was shown posing with a pole.
Coco groaned "Just one universe where I do something amazing, please Oum!"
Velvet held her friends hand in the form of comfort.
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Emerald was shown fixing her hair on stage.
Mercury laughed while Emerald looked ready to beat the crap out of him.
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The girls were shown running out of a room.
"What'd you guys do now?" Jaune asked.
"What haven't they done." Sun retorted.
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Cinder, Blake, Weiss and Sienna jumped in the air.
"This stripper thing looks fun." Ruby said as she giggled.
Summer, Taiyang, Qrow, Raven and Yang's eyes widened in horror.
"You want to try it?" Jaune asked.
"Nah, my hearts set on being a Huntress." Ruby replied.
The Rose, Xiao Long and Branwen family sighed in relief, Taiyang even fell over while praising Oum's name, making Ruby confused.
HUSTLERS
"Hustlers huh? Seems about right." Junior said.
"They are scamming people." Melanie said.
"We didn't do anything wrong, you know Roman wouldn't let this happen I'm gonna text him." Cinder said as she took out her Scroll and started texting.
"Who gave her, her phone back?" The officer asked in disbelief.
"I'll have to speak with some of the officers in Vale about that." James said.
"Okay General buzzkill." Qrow said.
Bill floated up to the front.
"SO! What'd you think?" he asked.
"It was funny and it gave us a better view on other occupations, right Ruby?" Weiss elegantly asked.
Ruby blinked and grinned with a nod "Weiss was a stripper!"
Weiss jaw dropped and the room burst out in laughter even Salem couldn't contain a chuckle.
"But all things considered, Cinder should switch occupations because the way she moved on that pole was-" Roman was cut off by a punch from Cinder once again, this one actually knocked him out.
"Glynds!! We need a medic!" Bill shouted a Nanny Glynda sighed.
"This job was a mistake." Nanny Glynda grumbled while God Raven snickered.
"You've been surprisingly quiet." Hazel commented as he looked at Tyrian.
Tyrian grinned and showed him his camera "I took 254 pictures, of course I stayed quiet."
Bill chuckled "Alright! Two more then the next intermission."
Yang smirked "Then let's do it!"
Most cheered and Bill went on to start the next one.