A rude, foul mouthed guy is accidentally killed by a goddess. To apologize she gives him the opportunity to send him to a world of his choosing with three wishes.
He decides to go to One Piece, but he infuriated the goddess so much that she sent him to a world he knew nothing about, where he will be entangled in supernatural political conflicts, the opposite of the adventure and liberty he wanted in the One Piece world.
The mc will be a loner with a foul mouth who knows nothing about the HDxD world. The pairing = McxRias with a twist as the two of them will be yanderes. Maybe a harem. (this is a side project)
I don't own HDxD nor the other works mentioned.
I also published this story on Webnovel under the same title.
With that said and done, let's get right into it.
'I messed up big time~' A beautiful mature blonde woman with green eyes sighed and looked sadly at the young man in front of her.
Short black hair, a strong jawline, thin and clear eyebrows furrowed in annoyance. His piercing red eyes looked at her up and down while he tapped the his finger on the armchair
"Speak." He said coldly, the noise of the rhythmic tap of his fingers making the goddess nervous.
Lily took a deep breath and smiled sadly "My apologies young Kaito. Because of my negligence, you have unfortunately died"
The finger stopped just a few inches away from the chair. Kaito didn't have any other reaction and didn't say anything for a few minutes. He just kept looking at her coldly, his eyebrows still furrowed in annoyance.
Of course he knew that he died because of her. He was just taking a shit when he straight away passed out. If it was a heart attack, he should've felt some pain before he died.
But when he opened his eyes to see a woman with blonde hair, green eyes, gigantic boobs and a halo on top of her in the middle of space looking at him nervously he managed to pick up the dots.
After all, he was a perfectly healthy 16 year old. Even though he didn't last long in a sports club since a lot of people were annoyed by his foul mouth, he still went for a 30 min run everyday, so dying of heart attack was unlikely. Add to that the fanfictions he started reading recently and he could easily guess what she was going to say next.
Sure enough...
"I know that you humans like those fanfictions and often dream of being sent to another world with super powers like the Sharingan or the Gate of Babylon.
You can choose a world of your liking along with 3 wishes, and as long as they are not overboard, then I will gladly grant them"
Lily smiled apologetically and continued, "I know that it doesn't change the fact that you died because of me. But I hope that you will find it in yourself to forgive me since I never wished for your death"
Kaito rolled his red eyes and spat out "Fuck you"
"… Come again?" Lily's smile froze. She looked at the human in front of her with wide eyes.
The blonde knew that she was at fault here and it was obvious that he was angry at her for killing him. But didn't he know that he was talking to a Goddess? Someone who could eradicate him with just a mere thought. Wasn't he supposed to be filled with happiness and thank her for granting him the opportunity to go on adventures and collect girls like pokemon?
"Are you deaf on top of being stupid?" Kaito rolled his eyes and looked at her in contempt "I said fuck you bitch"
Lily's lips twitched. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath to calm herself down.
Never in her billion years of life had anyone dared to insult her to her face. But she knew that he was probably sad that died. She controlled her temper and continued speaking with a warm smile on her face "I apologize again. I know that it might take some tim-"
"Why do you keep smiling even though you just killed me? Are you the Joker?"
"I-"
"And why the hell are you closing your eyes? This isn't an anime where it's cool. Open your damn eyes and look at me you bimbo"
Lily's lips twitched yet again. Her hair started to levitate and the air around them grew heavy. But either Kaito didn't notice, or he simply didn't care. He continued as if he was talking to a subordinate.
"I want to go to the One Piece world. I want to be the same age as Robin and born in Foosha village … Also make me the nephew of Makino"
Lily calmed down and looked at him. Unlike his previous scowling face, he was smiling slightly. The blonde smiled as well, as she could feel the desire for adventures from him. The desire to be free and do as he wished.
"I want all of Kōsaka Shigure's experience and talent" Kaito's smile broaden as he thought of his number one waifu
"Are you sure?" Lily raised an eyebrow in surprise, "There are stronger people you could take you know?
The characters from Naruto who went to war like Madara or Hashirama, the characters from Bleach who have thousands of years of experience. Even in One Piece there is Mihawk who-"
"What do you know you ignorant bimbo?" Kaito raised his hand to stop her and said disdainfully."First of all, I'll need weapons no matter where I and, after all, they're badass.
Second of all, the masters in the world Kenichi are all monsters compared to the rest. So if we make a comparison between the two worlds, then each of them should be as strong as an admiral and that crazy bearded bastard would probably beat the shit out of white mustache.
After all, he is the Saitama of that world.
Shigure's only 20 something and she's already plenty strong compared to the other masters. Imagine what I can do with her skills and talent in a world where most rely on their Devil Fruits.
Unlike others, I will already have the experience in martial arts. If I add haki and a Devil Fruit into the mix and learn to use them properly thanks to her talent then I could just split the world in two … Tsk Mihawk my ass"
"Besides, she's hot and silent, as expected of my number one waifu" Kaito nodded and was about to continue when the goddess suddenly shouted in fervent passion
"The number one is Rias!"
Lily hurriedly covered her mouth when she realized what she just said. She glanced at the human who was looking at her weirdly. Yes, she liked watching anime and she had a thing for the redhead. The other gods looked down on her because she watched an anime and she never had anyone to debate with on different topics like who's the strongest or who's the best waifu.
Hearing the human talk about it made her act on impulse.
The two stayed in an uncomfortable silence until the blonde felt her cheeks heat up.
Kaito raised an eyebrow when she started blushing all of a sudden, 'What's wrong with this bitch? First she screams for no reason and now she's acting like a maiden in love'
Seeing that she wasn't talking and had even lowered her head to the ground to hide her blush, he sighed "Good for you. Don't even know who that is. Probably another brainless bimbo like you who kills for no reason"
"Y-you don't know Rias?!" Lily looked up and said in surprise.
"I only watched a few anime" Kaito rolled his eyes and then eyed her suspiciously, "Aren't you a goddess? Why do you even need to ask me these kinds of things in the first place? Can't you just read my mind or something? Or is it that you're retarted and can't achieve something as simple as omnipotence?
Tche, as expected from a goddess even more useless than that dumb blue haired bitch"
'Who would want to read the mind of a nasty kid like you. I'm pretty sure I'd be swarmed by curses if I did' Lily gritted her teeth and clenched her hand to calm herself down. 'If it wasn't because of the Heavenly Laws, I would've obliterated you already'
'Calm down Lily, you're at fault here for killing him' She took a deep breath and forced herself to smile warmly, "What's your second wish"
Kaito put his right leg on top of the other one and thought about it for a few minutes.
"I want the power of the vibrator fruit", he said in a serious tone.
"..." Tick marks appeared on Lily's forehead. What kind of fruit is that?
"Come again?"
Kaito looked at her for a few seconds before he sighed, closed his eyes and shook his head in exasperation.
Lily's fists shook as she could literally feel the contempt oozing out of him. She restrained herself from sending him to the Attack on Titan world with no powers at all since she couldn't afford the punishment.
"Could you please explain the power of the fruit in detail", The blonde asked once again, her smile not as warm as before
"Make things vibrate.
What? Did you think about something sexual? Tsk tsk tsk, aren't you too shameless and depraved?" Kaito looked at her disdainfully as if she was the dirtiest thing he had ever seen "Are you sexually frustrated and no one wants you? Is that why you killed me? To bring me here and give me wishes, in hopes that I have sex with you in gratitude? Fuck, I wouldn't want you even if you offered yourself to me"
The whole universe shook as Lily's eyes started glowing gold. How dare a mortal treat her like she was a slut! If it wasn't for the Heavenly Rules preventing her from hurting a mortal, Kaito would've died a million times by now.
'If it wasn't for the Heavenly Rules...'
"What is your third wish?"
"I want a storage dimension where I can find unlimited weapons. They don't have to be some kind of Phantasm. Just regular ones"
"Oh~" Lily's inner otaku came out as her anger subsided a little. "Why would you make such a simple wish?" She asked curiously.
After all, in most of the fanfictions she had read, the majority of mc take overpowered wishes like the Library of Heaven's path, the Sharingan or the Gate of Babylon.
But Kaito here, only wished for the experience and talent of a weapon grandmaster, a Paramecia fruit and unlimited normal weapons. He could've chosen stronger options considering the world he was going to!
"You wouldn't understand even if I explained" Kaito looked at her eyes shining with curiosity for a long time and sighed "... You're too dumb"
*BOOM*
Lily's anger returned immediately. A golden aura appeared around her making her look majestic. The space started to tremble causing some cracks to appear here and there.
The angry goddess stood up and looked down at the human in front of her "How day you talk to m-"
"How dare you talk to me my *ss" Kaito interrupted her nonchalantly not caring at all about what was happening around him.
He always had a foul mouth and he sure as hell wouldn't mellow down in front of his killer. Goddess or not he was gonna talk back to her!
"If it wasn't because of the rules I-"
"Rules my *ss"
"You-"
"You my *ss"
Lily took a deep breath seeing that he was not the least bit intimidated, but her stomach was full of fury at this point so she didn't even keep up her image of benevolent goddess and asked coldly "What kind of body do yo-"
"What kind of body my *ss"
Lily raised her hand before she froze mid-air and took a deep breath
'Not good, I was about to send him to Hell. If I did that I would probably be imprisoned for eons' She calmed herself down and looked at him with a strained smile "Please stop. Seeing as you appear to dislike me, the faster we finish, the less time you will see me"
"Go ahead"
Lily's eyebrows twitched seeing him nod and act magnanimously as though he was doing her a favor "What kind of body do you want?"
"Plain looking, don't want girls flocking at me" Kaito shivered as he remembered those handsome high school characters who have a fan club following them around. 'Poor Itachi'
"You know what? Make me look like Kuroko. This way nobody will bother me. I don't want bitches like you following me around"
"Fine go" Lily smiled coldly.
She hurriedly flicked her wrist and Kaito immediately disappeared.
As soon as he left, Lily couldn't help but laugh "You wanted freedom and adventures, I'll send you to a word where there are only political conflicts between supernatural races.
Since you haven't watched HDxD, you won't even know that danger is lurking around and I'll make sure that you stay at Kuoh.
And you won't be able to do a thing to defend yourself.
At the end of the day Shigure was but a human. Just one blast of destruction power and you'll die. With your foul mouth, I'm sure, you'll find someone to teach you a lesson, especially Rias-chan my waifu"
Lily looked at the space cracking around her and giggled "I'll make you handsome too. So handsome that Kiba will look like dog shit compared to you and the whole school will turn into your fan-club no matter how repulsive you foul mouth is"
Golden chains suddenly shot from the cracks. Lily only smiled and let herself get captured "I haven't changed much so I'll only stay in prison for a few thousand years~". If she had changed something else, then the punishment would've been much worse.
Lily felt weak as the chains started draining her of her powers. But she couldn't help but smile sinisterly when she remembered all the nasty comments the damn kid made earlier "Totally worth it"
A/N: Hey hey hey people!
I wanted to try myself at writing a Yandere story. The mc will be a yandere and so will his girlfriend.
So it'll be a yandere couple.
I'm not gonna hide it, the pairing here will be MCXRias. I don't know about the harem thought since you know, Rias might kill them and even the mc might kill anyone who gets in the way of his relationship with Rias.
I just had this idea, had some free time since I just finished my assignments and was getting tired of thinking only about the ATG story so I decided to have some fun. This is a side project, I will still be mainly focused on my Against the Gods Fanfic - ATG: The Heaven Devourer (go check it out if you haven't, it's mainly slice of life, romance and some action. It's a harem story but we're at 60 chapters and Yami only has interest in one woman - I take my time with each member of his harem. There'll be 3 in the future)
Like I said, this is a side project so I will update whenever I feel like writing this (it might be once a day, once a week or even once a month. If you don't have the patience to wait, just leave it in your library and come back when there's more chapters)