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Omake 3: My Valentine

The Chaldea Security Organization is a secret agency founded with the purpose of preventing the "certain extinction" of the human race. It specializes in handling temporal anomalies and other existential threats to humanity.

Yet there is one anomaly that even they can't deal with.

Valentine's Day.

On this day, guys await for the moment they are offered the gift of goddess (chocolate) and gain a firm grasp of their masculinity.

…

But I don't give a shit.

I'm more concerned about what's happening right now!

In front of me was a large chocolate bar of my favorite flavor: Cookies 'n Cream. The problem with this is that I don't remember ever buying it.

Who bought this? How did they even know that Cookies 'n Cream is my favorite?

It could just be coincidence… but nothing in Chaldea is ever that simple.

[So who do you think was the one who left you this?]

I ponder at the possible options. "I don't know… Artoria? No, as beautiful as she (or rather they) are, I haven't exactly been on the greatest of terms with them, especially the Alter versions. Jeanne? She's probably going to go on an incomprehensible rant and then her brain will shut down and her Alter self will just deny ever doing such a thing like a true tsundere."

[What about Astolfo?]

"What about him?"

[Well, couldn't he have sent the chocolate. I mean you two have been hanging out more lately so I thought that he might-]

"Please don't finish that sentence. As much as I want to, I can't exactly say I'm the best candidate."

[Whyever not?]

"Well…"

[Its Mashu isn't it]

"Wha-NO!"

[You can't hide stuff from me, Frank. Besides I've seen the looks you've given her whenever you interact. You're head over heels for her.]

"...you're right, I can't hide it can I? Especially from you." I said defeated.

"I love Mashu." I admitted.

[Again]

Though doesn't have a mouth, I could feel Origin smirking. "I love Mashu!"

[LOUDER!]

"I LOVE MASHU KYRIELIGHT!" I yelled from the top of my lungs.

*CRASH*

I whipped my head at the noise, only to see Mashu blushing seven different shades of crimson.

"M-Mashu!?" I stuttered only to then hear the maniacal laughter from Origin.

"D-do you really love me that much!?" Mashu asked.

I look at her for a few moments before mustering the courage to say what's on my mind. "...Yes."

Mashu couldn't take it anymore, her mind was going haywire and her face was going through fifty shades of red. She collapsed but I was able to catch her before she hit the floor.

"Mashu… come on, wake up!" I yelled. "I still need to hear your reply."

I dash out of the room and make my way towards the infirmary, while passing through most of the staff.

Unbeknownst to me, a shadow can be seen from the corner.

Mashu slowly begins to open her eyes, only to be met by an all too familiar ceiling.

"How… did I get here?"

"You're awake!"

Mashu whips her head to see me sitting right next to her.

"Hey…" I greeted.

"H-hi." Mashu replied.

The both of us stared at each other for about a few minutes.

Scratching my head, I decided to break the ice. "Listen, I-"

"You love me?" Mashu interrupted.

My face turned red which was enough of an answer to her.

"... why?" Mashu asked.

I look at her puzzled. "Why what?"

"Why do you love me?"

"I…" I stamp at the question. Despite being a living encyclopedia, the concept of emotions is something that I still don't understand. They are in flux, always changing, always signifying different things.

And yet…

"I can't exactly put it into words, but…" I began "it likely started when I saw you and Ritsuka travel to different Singularities. Though despite your shortcomings, you've always put the safety of your Master and everyone else first before your own… and I always found that inspiring. Your unwillingness to quit and firm grasp of your dreams is something that I found myself attracted to. Eventually, I realized that I had fallen in love with you Mashu."

Mashu simply blinks as I continue.

"I never said anything out of fear that you might reject me. I've always seen you around Ritsuka so I assumed that you have feelings for her. I didn't know you were actually there."

[But I did~]

'We'll talk later.'

Mashu didn't say anything for a while now, it made me really anxious. What was she going to say? Was she going to reject me? My heart was beating faster than normal.

Until, finally she spoke.

"I see…" Mashu began, "I didn't know you felt that way. To be honest, I always thought you were somewhat like EMIYA-san; quiet, cool, a bit cynical."

I mentally winced at the comparison.

"But after a while, I learned that even EMIYA-san has a soft side. He loves cooking and cleaning, and even helps me train during his free time. I think you are a wonderful person and a great hero, but…" Mashu takes a deep breath. "I'm sorry, I don't have an answer yet."

Deflated, I took a deep breath before I nodded. "I… understand."

"But…" Mashu began.

Chu~

Catching me, completely off guard Mashu kisses me on the cheek. I put my hand on my cheek as my face slowly reddens.

"I never said I didn't like you." Mashu stated, giving me a beautiful smile.

A large smile forms on my face. I couldn't help it, I was just so happy. I wanted to go around the facility and scream my lungs out about what just happened. This is the happiest freaking day of my freaking life! And it's all thanks to a chocolate bar of all things!

Speaking of which…

"Whatever happened to that chocolate bar?" I asked.

[I kind of lost track of it after Mashu fainted]

Mashu just looks confused.

Meanwhile

Saber Alter can be seen walking down the lobby… all the while carrying a certain chocolate bar.

"I cannot believe I was so careless…" Salter growled. "Ever since Archer banned me from eating burgers, I had to find something almost as equally delicious. I never realized it would be chocolate of all things. If that fool found out about this, I would never hear the end of it."

Finally arriving at her room, Salter unwraps the chocolate bar with haste. She looks at the white treat with hungry eyes. She takes a bit out of it… and banishes.

"What…!?" Salter said in shock.

"I think it's time we had a talk Saber."

The door to her room opens revealing EMIYA not looking amused.

Not amused at all.

"I think its time you learn some restrain…" EMIYA said with a smile.

Salter gulps as she twitches nervously.

The door closes behind EMIYA… and Salter screams.

Author Notes

Poor Salter, you shouldn't have done that. If there is one thing that EMIYA (and by extension Shirou) hate is unhealthy food. Sucks to be you. Anyways, here's the omake as I have promised; a bit late but who cares. It might not be my best but I just had to get something out for Valentine's Day (btw Cookies 'n Cream is my favorite flavor). So I will start writing part 2 next week or so, not really sure how I will start it but I'll figure it out. I have a channel on Dark Wolf Shiro's server called "side man studios" where you can talk to me and stuff so check it out.

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Peace~