"We're Genin! It is so great! We are ninja! Ninja! Yeah!"
Naruto would not fucking shut up. She wanted to fucking stab him in the throat and use his blood to write obscenities on the wall of his stupidly beloved Ichi fucking raku fucking ramen shop.
Instead, she sat like some retarded sycophant staring doe-eyed at the Uchiha. Appearances must be maintained.
Their Jonin Sensei, Hatake Kakashi, was sitting on the rail in front of them, rambling on and on about their likes and dislikes. Like he even cared. Who the hell would care about what they liked or disliked? A fucking moron that's who. They were Genin, low ranked, worthless front line fodder. She could tell he didn't really care and wasn't listening to their answers.
"What about you?" She barred her teeth at him internally but outwardly smiled hugely, like some drunkard on a Saturday night who didn't know left from right and was looking to get laid.
"I'm Haruno Sakura! What I like is, I mean who I like is. giggles**"
-The Crow, he who hunts in the night, the silent killer, he kills and is not seen, he is behind you before you can take a breath and gone before you can exhale.-
"What are your hobbies, what to do you like to do? giggles**"
--Kill -
"My dreams for the future are giggles**"
-To kill a Crow, see the fear in his passive eyes, to make him bleed, to kiss his lips while he dies by my hand, in my arms.-
"And you, how about you?" "I am Uchiha Sasuke, I don't really like anything, I don't have any hobbies and my dream is not a dream but a reality…."
Blah blah fucking blah, Looser little spoiled rich bitch Uchiha. Just because his clan was slaughtered he hates the world blah blah blah. Grow a fucking pair Sasuke! You're nothing compared to the Crow, and your family had it coming.
I mean….."Sasuke is soooo hot!" Dies a little bit inside….fuck this shit.
"Meet at dawn…' something something "Don't eat breakfast…" something something "Pass or fail...academy...sent back…." He will be at the monument, he'll be late I bet. See you at dawn indeed…..Sensei.
"Shadow clone check," poof "Go meet up with my dumbass teammates I'll be there later." She looks to the sky, dawn is just breaking. "Let's check him out and see if he is as good in person as he is on paper."
She races to the monument she hears he goes to every morning to mourn dead companions. He isn't there yet. She suppresses her chakra and waits in the nearby tree.
A moment later he walks up to stand in front of the black rock with name after name carved into it. His hands are in his pockets seemingly relaxed but she can see the slightest hint of a relief, he has a shuriken hooked at the tip of his finger. She twists her head to get a better look at his other side...damn not the right angle. She leans forward a bit and there it is, yes, another shuriken hooked at the tip of a finger.
He stands somewhat slouched as if lazy but she can tell his knees are bent ever so slightly he can move forward, back to the side or up in less than a second. Regular Jounin pouches, but a bit bulky, what does he have in there that isn't standard issued? Interesting.
The wind shifts. Fuck, his file said above normal smell. She does the hand signs in a whirl and poof! She is gone.
Hatake Kakashi turns to look at the tree she was in moments ago. Peppermint. Hum, interesting he thinks to himself. He turns back to the stone and nods. He had better get going, he has a few more hours till he should show up, he'll stop by the liquor mart for a pint on the way. Maybe something with peppermint in it.
A crow flies straight through the sky, neither looking left nor the right to the training grounds.