Chapter 1: Where Am I?

Disclaimer: If you think I owned Naruto or Pokegirl do you think I would be writing this? Okay maybe I would keep writing even if I did own, which I don't, Naruto or Pokegirl. I just like writing out my ideas. It's not dumb, is it? Whatever, enjoy the chapter.

(Author Note: First chapter is a little dull, next chapter is more awesome. Read & Review. Thank you.)

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(Unknown Forest)

"*Groan* Ow. Ow. What the hell?"

Those were the first words Naruto groaned out for the day as he woke up from his wonderful dreams of his Ramen Land to be introduced to one of the most painful headaches he ever had in his life.

"Damn it, why the hell does my head hurt so much?"

The headache Naruto was having was so painful that it could even possibly rival to the headache he had gained that one time Anko had decided that his 'Gaki's ass' should start becoming a man ever since she found out that Naruto never had a drink in his life, in which left a disbelieved Anko and when she asked, 'Why the hell not?' Naruto just answered, 'I'm not old enough to drink.' Anko face palmed at his stupidity, and called him an idiot. Which Naruto argued against, 'Hey, who are you calling an idiot?' Then pressed a kunai to his crotch for being a bigger idiot, causing Naruto to squeak like a little girl 'Eeek!' and explained him, 'A ninja's life is dangerous and we should live everyday as if it were our last.' to not be introduced to one of the oldest traditions of becoming a man.

That day, Anko literally dragged a kicking and yelling Naruto by the locks of his hair. Was he yelling about the pain by his hair being pulled or was it because he didn't want to go? Anko guessed on the latter, to one of the most famous bars the Konoha village had to offer. Where it was famous for its powerful drinks that was said that even one of their shots would make even the most hard liquor civilian drinkers pass out on the spot.

After shoving down Naruto's throat a few saucers of their strongest drinks. Anko quickly learned Naruto had a powerful regeneration system from the healing effects of the Kyuubi's chakra, which made him resilient to the effects of alcohol. Anko had been jealous of this, because she had trained herself for years to become that resistant to the effects of sweet sake. When she saw that her years of training was on the line, Anko challenged Naruto to a drinking contest, in which left a confused blond shinobi. But the knuckle-headed he was Naruto never backs down from a challenge and took on Anko's contest saying that he was going to drink her out from under her and prove to her that he wasn't an idiot.

Everyone within ear-shot, face-faulted. How is Naruto going to prove Anko that he wasn't an idiot by winning a drinking contest? Won't it make him a bigger idiot for taking the contest in the first place? Whatever the reason they quickly recovered and brought two filled shot-glass to the competitors and started taking bets on who would win the drinking contest of the ages.

The next day after that, Naruto and Anko both woke up at the same time with the most painful headaches that they ever had lived, and groaned out simultaneously, 'Why did I let Anko-chan talk me into a drinking contest?/Why did I let that gaki trick me into a drinking contest?' Thanks to his regeneration abilities Naruto got his bearings straight first and when he finally took in the situation he was in. Naruto found himself completely naked with Anko draped all over just as equally naked as he was, in a bed, in an unfamiliar apartment.

Remembering only bits of pieces of what happened that night and realizing the situation he was in. Naruto immediately tried to get away before he got himself castrated. But poor, or lucky he didn't know which, Naruto didn't notice that one of Anko's legs was completely entangled with his own causing him to trip and land on the back of his head painfully on Anko's apartment floor, dragging Anko along with her on top of him. Anko thought that an assassin might be after her quickly drew out a kunai, where she produced a kunai when she was naked as he was Naruto didn't know and just chalked it up as just one of those mysterious of life that shouldn't be answered, once the blurriness left out of her eyes Anko found out she pinned down a frozen, naked, pale-white, and sweating Naruto under her with her razor-sharp kunai pressed against his MANHOOD!

He would had been shaking if he wasn't so afraid of losing one of things that made him a man.

Putting two and two together and analyzing the scene Anko found herself in, her face took on dangerous levels of dark red, which made Naruto pray to whatever kami was out there to have mercy on his family jewels. Anko grabbed the back of Naruto's head and a few locks of his hair painfully, causing Naruto to close his eyes and mentally say goodbye to his manhood and that they had a good run.

"KAMI-SAMA!" Naruto yelled in excruciating pain.

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"Ow." Naruto placed a hand to his cranium and started to rub it gently, "Stupid headache." (*Whew*)

That very morning, the next second Naruto felt something soft, warm, smooth, and wet being shoved down into his throat seemingly exploring every centimeter of his moist cavern. When Anko pulled back she found a glass-eyed, soulless Naruto staring at her as his soul left his body and went straight to cloud-nine just from one of Anko's heavenly french-kisses. After somehow Naruto regained his soul he said 'What the?' Which Anko answered with a feral grin 'I can't remember a damn thing, and I have an idea how to regain my memories back. But I'm going to need someone to help me refresh my memory what happened, but next time you better take me out on a proper date.' She said with a glare at the end. Before the blond shinobi could ask what was she talking about, Anko cut him off by smashing her lips against his own with another of one of her heavenly french-kisses.

That morning, Naruto had one of the biggest grins on his face and no matter how hard he, a Sakura punch, a Tsunade punch, or anyone tried to wipe it off, it was still there, grinning like the luckiest bastard on the planet, though he still couldn't remember what happened that night, but for some reason he just couldn't give himself a reason to complain.

And the only reason he was grinning to himself was because Anko was passed out with a grin that could rival if not greater than Naruto's own.

Unknown to Naruto, thanks to her years of experience of resisting the effects of alcohol, Anko actually remembered every last detail of what happened that night at the bar.

What actually happened that night, after many, many bottles and a few bathroom breaks, was that the contest ended in a draw because they actually drank every drop of liquor that bar had to offer. After a very happy bar owner, Anko and Naruto in their drunken state completely forgot about the contest and just hanged out, told jokes, wrestled each other, danced, tripping while they danced, laughed their hearts out for no reason, and sang out Karaoke in the legendary drunken language that was said that you could only understand if you were drunk yourself.

After a while of hanging out, some random ninja tried to take advantage of Anko's drunken state and tried to convince her to go to his place for some fun, though Naruto stopped this as he appeared out of nowhere and punched him straight in the face for no clear reason other than that he didn't like his ugly face, and with that single punch caused one of the greatest bar fights the Konoha village ever had, chairs smashing over peoples backs, bottles smashing against someone's cranium, ninjas flying through windows, punches cracking against someones jaws, the whole nine-yards.

After throwing many ninjas threw the window by a blond who was yelling about something that sounded a lot like, 'Where's the ramen?!', and a few nutcracker kicks to the balls by a sexy kunoichi, who was also yelling something about, 'Who knocked down my dango?!' Naruto and Anko left a weeping bar owner who was muttering something about, 'Stupid blonde, and stupid hot sexy woman beating up my bar more than the ugly people.' Once they left the bar, Anko and Naruto held each other and sang their hearts out, 'We are the champions,' Over and over again as they walked through Konohagakure no Sato enjoying the rest of the night had to offer.

A while later, they both were in a heavy make out session as they walked through Anko's apartment door with Naruto holding Anko's lower cheeks with her legs wrapped around his waist. Between regaining their breaths from their heavy make out session, Anko gave Naruto the directions to her bedroom. But they were so wrapped up in their own world that they ignored turning on the lights for a few extra seconds for favoring shoving down their tongues in each other throats.

Anko was never really a clean person. She'd favored using her apartment nothing more than a place to sleep and a place to store her belongings. Spending most of her time training, hanging out with her friend Kurenai, working at the Interrogation Department, going on missions, or going to her favorite stand with the best dango and red bean paste soup the Konohagakure no Sato could make.

Finished stripping out of the rags that use to be their clothes that got torn apart from the bar fight earlier, they managed to reach Anko's bedroom, though once they were a few feet away from her bed, Naruto stepped on an old can of red bean paste soup painfully causing him to yelp, and suddenly jerk forward smashing his forehead against Anko's. Naruto in his daze state had swirly eyes from the sudden headbutt and so did Anko, but Naruto was still holding Anko as he jerked back from the force of the headbutt. He stumbled and tripped over the bed that was behind him and landed heavily on his back, and once that happen the laws of gravity took over as a falling Anko smashed her forehead against Naruto's again. Instantly knocking each other out and ending one of the greatest nights they had ever had.

Once Anko had informed him of what happened that night, Naruto was a bit upset since he couldn't remember everything, though Anko did left out a piece of information from Naruto. What was it she was holding back? Well, at a certain point, at their night together they stumbled in a tattoo parlor with Anko coming out with a chibi head, grinning Naruto with a few words written on her left breast that read, 'I 'heart' ramen.' And Naruto coming out with a grinning chibi-head Anko with a peace sign held out in front of her on his left but cheek, with a few words on it as well that read 'Anko was here.'

"Hey, Sakura-chan, can you please do something about this killer headache I'm having right now? It's killing me." Naruto groaned out with his eyes closed.

Now, back to the story.

"Hm, Sakura-chan, are you there?" Naruto felt soft, cool dirt underneath him as he lay down on his back in a man size crater that was big enough for his body to lay in as he continued to rub his head tenderly.

Naruto was a young man at the age of 18 with wild, untamed, spiky golden hair. Three whisker like marks on each of his cheeks and had tanned color skin. His eye color were a deep cerulean. He was very tall for his age as he wore a long-sleeve black T-shirt, black shinobi cargo pants with the pockets filled with scrolls, black shinobi sandals strapped to his feet, dark orange fingerless fighting gloves on his hands with a Konoha symbol engraved in the metal guards on the back of both of his gloves, orange tape wrapped around his ankles, wrists, and on his right thigh where his shuriken holster was strapped on. He had two ninja pouches strapped on each of his hips, an orange cloth headband tied around his head and a silver necklace that had a whirlpool pattern for a pendant.

"Sakura-chan? Hinata-chan? Neji? Are any of you guys there?" The silence he received was all he needed to know that nobody was around him. Naruto slowly lifted the hand he was using to rub his head and place it a few inches in front of his eyes, as he tried as best he could to block the sun rays that was bombarding down on him. He slowly opened his eyelids as he tried and failed miserably to look through the gaps between his fingers. He blinked several times to clear out the blurriness that accumulated during his slumber. Once the blurriness left he saw between the gap through his fingers a light blue sky with a few clouds floating in the air. With a grimace, Naruto used his other hand to pick himself off the crater he was lying in, as he did he was able to feel his body was painfully sore and it just got more painful with every move he made.

'Damn, what's up with my body? It's completely sore. It feels like that one time when I'd got dragged into a race by Bushy-Brow and Bushier-Brow-sensei to go all they way from Konoha, to Suna, and then back to Konoha.' Naruto thought in agony as he still held his hand in front of his eyes, 'Man I feel like crap.'

Once he got himself to his feet Naruto noticed he was in a huge, plain field filled with luscious green grass and just off to the distance a forest filled with trees as far the eye could see.

"How the did I get here, and where is everybody?" Naruto said to himself. Once his eyes adjusted to the light he placed the hand that was in front of his eyes to his head and started rubbing again, since the headache he was having hasn't gone away yet. Naruto started walking out of the crater he was in and dusted himself as he noticed his clothing were covered in dirt and once he was out of the man size crater, he did a full spin to take notice of his surrounding area. Getting slightly worried since he didn't found any of his teammates, he cupped in front of his mouth and shouted, "Sakura-chan, Hinata-chan, Neji, are any of you guys here?"

No response.

"If this is some stupid joke I'm not buying it, we're suppose to be on a important mission. Come out already so we can get a move on already." The only response he got was the wind softly blowing around him that was filled with a few leaves. Getting even more worried, Naruto quickly tried to drag the last memory he could remember through his mind to see if he could make some kind of sense in the situation he found himself in.

'Lets see here.' Naruto placed a hand to his chin and looked at the ground in thought, 'I remember I was given a mission by Tsunade-baa-chan to go investigate a secret base that was hidden in the Sangaku no Hakaba, (Mountains' Graveyard) with Sakura-chan, Hinata-chan, and Neji, since we gotten a lead that Kabuto-teme was using that same base to rest after his failure sneak attempt to invade Kaminari no Kuni, (The Land of Lightning) to capture Bee, and then...' A sharp pain crossed through his head.

"Fuck!" Naruto squatted down on a knee in pain, on the soft grass, "What the fuck?!" He held his head with both of his hands as his headache came back with full force. Naruto's face took that of a painful expression and he gave out a few grunts signifying how painful his headache was, 'Damn it.' Naruto though painfully. He would rather take a punch by one of Sakura's mammoth strength haymakers instead of the headache he was having. As minutes passed by the headache he was having slowly but painfully left. Once the headache subsided it left a sweaty and heavily breathing blond behind.

"Damn that hurt," Naruto groaned out weakly. He used the sleeve of his black t-shirt to wipe off the sweat that covered his face. He took a deep breath of air and slowly exhaled, 'What am I doing? I can't just sit here and cry over on some stupid headache while my friends might be in danger.' Naruto stood up from where he was kneeling on the green grass. 'I gotta hurry.' He thought ah he began his search for his teammates

Deciding to get a bird's eye view of his surrounding area, Naruto started doing a few stretches to kick his body back into gear, even though every movement he made was painfully sore. "Alright, come on." He stretched side to side, bending backwards and forwards, stretched his legs and knees. You know, regular stretches, "Okay, ready." Finished doing his stretches, Naruto sprinted towards a tree, and once he got close enough Naruto jumped towards the middle of the tree's trunk and concentrated on sending chakra to his feet as he prepared himself to continue his sprint up the tree. In mid-air of his jump Naruto knew immediately something was wrong.

Once his foot made contact with the tree's trunk, it slipped off, "Gahh!" And with his forward momentum smashed face first into the tree's trunk with a loud *Thunk* and landed heavily on his back. *Thud*

"Owwwww." Naruto groaned out weakly as he found himself on his back again, "What just happened?" With a grimace, Naruto picked himself into a sitting position and rubbed his back softly. Getting his bearings straight, Naruto shook his head to will away the double vision he just gained from smacking face first into the tree's trunk. Once he was confident he was no longer seeing double, Naruto sent a cold glare at the tree he smashed into as he tried to make it suddenly combust with his mind.

Deciding he will carry out nothing if he just sat there while glaring at the tree, he picked himself off of his sitting position, with a grunt, and placed one of his feet against the tree's trunk. Naruto sent chakra towards his foot and pulled, but unlike last time it actually stuck to the tree instead of coming off.

"That was weird," Naruto mused to himself. Putting it in the back of his mind for now as he had more pressing matters to attend to, Naruto slowly walked up the tree. Once he was sure he wasn't going to slip off, Naruto sprinted towards the top of tree. Flipping on the highest branch that he was sure wasn't going to snap off, Naruto tensed his leg muscles and launched himself off the branch he sprung off of.

Reaching the peak of his jump, Naruto was unsatisfied how high he was as he needed to get higher to get a better view of his surrounding area. Naruto put his fingers together in a cross and said "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," (Shadow Clone Technique.) In a puff a smoke, a clone was summoned that grabbed the original Naruto and with a yell of exertion, the clone spun the original around to gain momentum and launched Naruto off, sending him three times as high.

Flipping himself in mid-air to righten himself so that his body was facing the ground, Naruto got an amazing view of the terrain around him. "Whoa, this place is awesome, dattebayo!" He shouted to himself. Naruto was awestruck of the beauty he saw before him. What he saw was green, tall, luscious trees as far as the eye could see, huge mountains off to the north and northeast, with most of them that reached high up to the sky with white clouds surrounding the highest point of the mountains, and off to the south a blue ocean that shined from the sunlight's reflection.

After seeing what he needed to see, Naruto started falling. With the wind blowing around him and his clothes flapping around, Naruto prepared himself for a landing. Approaching the canopy of the trees Naruto placed his arms in front of his eyes to shield himself from leaves, branches, or anything else that might be harmful to his eyes. After bursting through the canopy of the leaves Naruto placed his feet on the tree that he was falling parallel next to. Sending chakra to his feet Naruto slid down the tree's trunk. As he was sliding down, Naruto saw a branch he was approaching that was curved at a right angle for him to jump off. Sliding off the curved branch Naruto tuck his knees towards his chest into a ball as he did rapid flips in mid-air. Doing one more flip Naruto landed on another tree's trunk with a squat to absorb the impact. He jumped again and landed on another tree's trunk, he continued this as he zigzagged down a few trees like a pinball to slow down his momentum. Doing one more jump Naruto did a flip in the air and landed on the ground with a knee and placed a hand against the ground to steady himself.

*Whew* "That was fun." Naruto said as he stood up from his kneeling position. He patted himself down and ran his hands through his hair to get rid of the leaves that got stuck to him from falling down through the canopy of the trees. "But still..." After finishing patting himself down Naruto leaned back against a tree that was behind him and crossed his arms over his chest as he tried to figure out what he had discovered, 'Out of everything I saw I didn't recognize any of the terrain from I was able to see.' Naruto thought to himself with worry as he looked at the ground. What Naruto was trying to do was if he could compare any of his memories to what he just saw.

When he was on his training trip with Jiraiya for over two and a half-years, Jiraiya taught Naruto one of the most important lessons a ninja to have. Geography. Jiraiya explained Naruto that learning geography was essential for every ninja to have in their shinobi careers. How important? Learning geography could mean life and death, given in the right situation. Example, if a group of enemy shinobi were escaping with important documents that had information about the Konoha's military force. The retrieving ninja would take a squad and use their knowledge on the landscape to take the quickest route to cut them off from the front, while another group would come up them from behind. That way the enemy ninja will be backed into a corner, giving the retrieving party the advantage and element of surprise to take out the enemy.

While teaching geography Jiraiya told Naruto to study and memorize landscapes, towns, villages, rivers, and pretty much anything else they traveled to. But the problem was that out of everything he saw, Naruto still didn't recognize anything from what he was able to see. So, not only his teammates were missing, he was completely lost.

'Maybe I should see Kurama, he probably knows something I don't.' Nodding to himself a few time that he was going to do just that. But first he wanted to do a little gathering information of his own, Naruto pushed of the tree he was leaning against, placed his fingers together in a cross hand-seal and shouted, "Tajū Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," (Multiple Shadow Clone Technique.)

A huge cloud of smoke surrounded Naruto and the forest he was in, and when a gust of wind that came out of nowhere that blew away the smoke. Naruto was able to see that every branch, every tree, and on the ground within view was filled with copies of himself.

"Alright guys, listen up! I want you to scout the area and look for any clues to find out where we are. And if you find anything, I want you to disp-"

"Fuck you boss! Why don't you get your lazy ass to do it?" One of Naruto clones shouted.

Naruto turned his head towards the clone that interrupted him, "What'd you say?" He said dangerously. Naruto found the clone that interrupted him lying on his side with a finger digging into his ear canal and the other hand propped up against his head.

"What are you deaf? I said why don't you get your lazy ass to do it," The clone repeated. "Not only is my body sore, and not to mention I have this stupid headache that's pounding against my head, I'm starving! So the way I see it, until I get some ramen. You can forget it."

Naruto narrowed his eyes, "Oh yeah. Well, you forgot one thing."

The clone also narrowed his eyes, "What?" The clone got off the ground and cracked his knuckles to prepare himself for a fight.

Naruto held out a half-ram-seal, "I can do this. Kai!" With that, the clone dispelled in a puff of smoke. Naruto was able to see and hear the clones murmuring to each other about how hungry they were, "Shut up and listen up!" Naruto shouted with a dark glare.

All the clones immediately silenced themselves and stiffened at his gaze their creator was giving them. When did Naruto learned Yamato's death glare they will never find out, and hope he will stop sometime soon because it was starting to unnerve them.

"I want you guys to find our teammates and bring them back to me the moment you find them. And if you find something that tells us where we are, dispel. Now, go!" Naruto shouted with a hand lashing out to signal the clones to get a move on.

"Sure-thing, no-problem! Right-on-it-Boss!" The clones said quickly as they didn't want to get on their original's bad side. All the clones that was sticking to a tree crouched low, and all the clones that were standing on the ground lowered their stance. The next second, all the clones disappeared into the forest, each one taking a different route to complete their task they were given by their creator.

"Stupid clones..." Naruto grumble out, 'Not that I could blame them though.' Naruto thought with a sigh, 'I'm starving too. Maybe I'll get something to eat after I figure out what's been going on.' With the clones out of the way, Naruto sat in a cross-legged position and focused to meet a giant fox with nine tails in his mind.

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(Boiler Room)

"Huh, that's weird" Naruto said as he found himself in a dark, slightly flooded, humid hallway that reminded him a lot like the sewers he use to hide from bullies, or anyone else that tried to pick on him when he was younger. What Naruto found that was odd was that the walls were filled with cracks, to the point that he thought that the walls might collapse on him in any second if he didn't get outta there, "What happened here?" After taking another glance, Naruto started walking down the hallway that was filled with pipes, that occasionally blew steam every now and then. While walking through the ankle deep water, Naruto noticed something on the ceiling. What he saw was two large pipes, one glowing a crimson color and the other glowing a light blue color. What he really caught his eye was that the crimson color pipe was flickering on and off, almost as if it was struggling to stay lit.

'I have a bad feeling about this.' Naruto thought as he started walking faster, "Hey, Kurama, I woke up in some forest I've never seen before, my teammates are missing, and I have no idea how to get back home or what's going on. Do you have any idea where we are?" Naruto yelled down the dank hallway.

"..." No response.

Naruto's face turned into a worried expression as he cupped his mouth with both of his hands to make easier to make himself known, "Hey, Kurama, did you hear me? I said do you have any idea where we are?

"..."

Receiving no answer, Naruto's fears doubled as he started walking faster and faster with his fear growing each passing second, and before he knew it, he found himself going on a full on sprint towards the demon kitsune that was sealed within him. After a little while later of sprinting down the slightly flooded hallway and turning corners, Naruto saw up ahead the last corner he needed to turn to meet the Kyuubi, "Kurama? Answer me you stupid fox." Naruto turned the corner, "N-No" Naruto said weakly as he shook his head shakily and took a step back in shock as he was unable to comprehend what he was seeing.

Instead of a finding a huge cage that was suppose to contain a giant fluffy fox with nine tails. Naruto found a empty, torn apart cage with pieces of what use to be the cage scattered all over the flooded floor.

"What the hell is going around here?! Kurama!" Panicking, Naruto immediately sprinted towards the torn apart cage, "If this is some stupid joke, it's not funny! Come out and show yourself you damn fox!" After a while of searching far and wide into the cage and coming up with nothing but empty darkness and pieces of scattered parts of the cage floating around, Naruto concentrated on leaving his mindscape in order to find out what is wrong with the seal on his stomach.

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(Unfamiliar Forest)

In his cross-legged position, Naruto quickly lifted up the bottom hem of his long sleeve black t-shirt and concentrated on sending his chakra towards the seal on his stomach. A moment later, nothing happened. No seal on his stomach that was supposed to appear in the shape of sun. No black seal on it whatsoever. Nothing.

The former jinchuuriki slowly got off the ground and walked to a tree in front of him and punched it hard enough for him to dent it, "Damn it." Naruto cursed quietly with his bangs shadowing his eyes. He punched it again, "Damn it." He cursed a bit more louder. Another punch, "Damn It!" He almost yelled. Again, "DAMN IT!" This kept happening over and over again with the sound of his punches and his curses ringing out through the forest.

Never in a million years Naruto thought he would be concerned for Kurama's well being. Ever since Naruto took the task of taking everyone's hatred, including Kurama's, Naruto tried to make amends with the fox since he knew that the tetragram seal on his stomach pissed of the fox that denied its freedom. When Naruto found out that Kurama wasn't at fault, but Tobi behind the attack on the Konoha village on the day of his birth, Naruto felt guilty for blaming the fox for all of his suffering and for thinking that it was nothing but a mindless, selfish beast that would destroy anything in its path when he was younger.

This led Naruto apologizing to the fox, but Kurama just scoffed at him saying that even if it wasn't in control of its actions that day, it still would've gladly trample all over the village if it had the chance. Naturally, Naruto wanted to kick Kurama's ass again for trying to apologize to the damn fox, but held himself back and said that even if Kurama wanted to, he shouldn't had pinned down the blame on it and it still wasn't its fault and apologized to the fox anyway. Kurama was surprised by this, since nobody or anything apologized to it before, though the fox didn't let it show, but its respect for Naruto went up a bit. After Naruto said his part he watched as Kurama laid his head between his paws and closed its eyes to resume its nap Kurama was having before it was interrupted by its jailer.

Turning his back towards the Kyuubi as he prepared to leave, Naruto heard something from the fox, he might have imagined it, but he could have sworn he heard a 'Thanks' from Kurama. But again he barely heard it, so it was probably just his imagination.

Neither of them knew how it happened, but somehow they felt more... comfortable with each other. Almost like there was some kind of connection that formed between them. To Naruto, it felt like how he wanted to bash Gara's skull into the ground in order to save Sakura, and after their battle, they somehow felt like they were friends for their entire lives'.

Naruto also felt like a complete idiot for not thinking how boring, or lonely the seal could be. What he meant was that if anybody was stuck behind a seal for who knows how long; they can tend to get a little cranky. Naruto tried to make it up to the fox by visiting more often and loosening the seal a little so that Naruto can release a few restraints from the seal and allowing Kurama access to his memories to battle its boredom.

And visit Naruto's memories it did.

Although, watching Naruto's memories of his genius pranks, and getting the snot beaten out of him by the female, pink-haired, wide-forehead ningen, (Human) were entertaining, it was nothing compared to watching Naruto taking the bell test in order to graduate from the academy. In all of its existence Kurama never laughed so hard in its entire life, it though it would die by sheer laughter alone. Watching Naruto take that odd jutsu up the but from the silver-hair pervert was completely hilarious, although kind of disgusting. It was the one of the memories Kurama would never get bored of, much to Naruto's annoyance and embarrassment.

Of course, Naruto was pissed off that the fox was laughing at his expense, and it was also weirding him out from the way Kurama was laughing. Have you ever heard of a giant demon fox laughing with their demonic voice? It was really creeping him out. It would probably make any normal person wet themselves from just hearing the way Kurama was laughing. But that didn't stop Naruto from breaking out a small smile seeing that Kurama had a new outlook on its life.

As time passed on with their bond getting stronger each passing day, Naruto eventually earned some respect from Kurama. So much so that Kurama told Naruto its original name and said that he was the only human that it ever told. But Kurama also warned Naruto to not let it go to his head and that he was still a ningen, granted the best ningen he ever knew but still a ningen.

That day, Naruto had only one response to learning Kurama's name. He raised a fist to Kurama's eye level, and declared with such confidence, that it made Kurama believe that Naruto will succeed in what he was going to do, 'I promise, Kurama, that I will find a way to break the seal to free you.' Then he said with a smirk, 'And if you know anything about me, Kurama, is that I never break a promise, dattebayo!'

Rearing his fist back as far his body would allow him to Naruto released a hell of a haymaker toward the trunk of the tree he was facing. "DAMN IT!" The moment his fist made contact, it completely obliterated the part of the tree where his fist connected in a shower of wooden splinters, causing the upper part of the tree to timber over and land with a loud thud with the leaves connected to the top of the tree rustling around until they stilled.

*Pant*...*Pant*...*Gulp*...*Pant*. Naruto panted heavily as he found himself leaning against the newly made stump in mental exhaustion along with dozens of other trees littered around him that were destroyed earlier by his rampage. Naruto punched the stump again but it lacked any of his physical strength he was using earlier, "Damn it."

But how was he supposed to keep his promise now? What exactly happened to Kurama? Does Kurama's disappearance have anything to do with why he can't remember anything and why his friends were nowhere around? Ugh, too many questions and no answers to come with his questions.

Could anybody blame him for being worried? After all, Naruto knew Kurama missing from his seal was something that should not happen until he figured out a way to unseal Kurama without killing himself in the process.

Slowly sitting himself down in a cross-legged position against the freshly made stump, Naruto looked up through the opening in the canopy of the trees where the trees once was to look at the slightly clouded, blue sky with a faraway look in his eyes.

He was really worried for Kurama... His friends too but he knew they could take care of themselves; they were strong after all. It was really hard for him knowing that Kurama was no longer with him, how could he not? Kurama basically was with him since the day of his birth. Knowing Kurama was gone left an empty feeling inside of himself.

Naruto let out a chuckle and shook his head. If Kurama was here right now it would probably smack him with one of its tails just for even thinking about worrying it. But he was really scared right now. For all he knew Tobi might be responsible what was happening to him and his friends. His worst fear was that Tobi might have gotten Kurama in his clutches for his Eye of the Moon Plan.

But what was he going to do about it? Was he going to just sit there and keep up making pointless scenarios in his head, and accomplish nothing. If anybody had an inkling that he was going to do just that then they don't know Uzumaki Naruto.

Watching a small bird fly by that sung a few chirps when it passed him in acknowledgment, Naruto inhaled deeply to enjoy the morning air that refreshed his lungs and let out a long, satisfying sigh.

Now the problem was what should he do? He could go and search for his friends like his clones were doing to keep himself occupied. But what if there was a small chance that one of his clones found one of his teammates in trouble and he would only find himself miles away because he was heading towards the wrong direction, "I should check out my supplies." Having made his decision, Naruto pulled out his ninja pouches and unstrapped his scrolls that were strapped to his black cargo pants and placed them on the ground.

First checking his shuriken holster that was strapped on his right thigh to see if it had the necessary amount of kunai and shuriken for his satisfaction, which he found out after checking it, it did. Next, his ninja pouches. Opening them he saw they were both full to the brim with explosive tags, smoke bombs, ninja wire, kunai, shuriken, and other equipment he uses for missions. Now, the scrolls. Naruto had six of them that were trimmed with different colors. Although if he needed more scrolls he could just create more if need be. These scrolls Naruto used so many times that he started to wear his cargo pants for quick and easy access. Each scroll had a different trim color which were blue, sky-blue, black, grey, red, and orange. The first three scrolls Naruto used them to help him with some of his ninjutsu, and if he ever used them then whoever Naruto was aiming at better put their head between their knees and kiss their ass goodbye. The grey one contained his arsenal of ninja weapons which he would use for restocking his shinobi tools and it also had his larger weapons sealed away in it. The red one contains medical equipment to use for his allies. Thanks to his Uzumaki bloodline and Kurama's chakra he rarely needed it for himself. He's no medical-nin but he was taught how to patch up minor wounds. The last scroll; which was orange, contained everyday uses such as clothing, food, sleeping bags, and other things that would take too long to mention.

"Looks like everything is good to go." Placing everything back where they belong Naruto stood up to get his blood flowing from sitting too long, *Growl* "Man I'm still starving." Placing a hand on his stomach Naruto started to rub it gently to soothe his hungry gut, "I haven't had anything to eat since like... forever." A fox like grin spread across his face complete with his eyes squinted closed, "Oh, well. I might as well enjoy a cup of ramen while I'm waiting for my clones to find something. No need to make myself starve to death." Grabbing his orange scroll he unsealed his month supply of ramen. (To a normal person it's more like a years worth.)

*Poof*...

*Blink*...

*Blink Blink*...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo." The sound of a man who lost something precious to him echoed throughout the forest, "WHO DID THIS?! I'M GOING TO TEAR THEM APART, LIMB FROM LIMB!" Instead of finding a huge stack of ramen cups organized in the shape of a huge pyramid. Naruto found a pile of empty cups with every cup licked clean from their containers. "But who, when? HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?! I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED DRINKING EVERY SINGLE DROP OF MY DELECTABLE RAMEN!" Naruto screamed bloody murder with anime tears gushing down his whiskered cheeks. Taking a moment to refill his lungs Naruto immediately tried to figure out how someone got close enough to take his scroll that used to contain the food of the gods, since this matter was an extreme urgency.

Pacing back and forth with his arms crossed over his chest Naruto had a look on his face that anybody could tell that he was using his brain to it's highest potential for this crisis he found himself in, "Think. Think. Think. Think. Think. Think." With every word he said he pacing quickened, "Think. Think. Think. Who could have done this? Did some enemy ninja sneak up on me so that they could steal my ramen? Or was it some kind of god, or maybe even some kind of deity that found out my ramen supply and wanted to eat it for him/her self? I mean, who wouldn't want to steal my ramen. It's ramen." Naruto said the last part like it explained why they enemy ninja or some kind of god would steal his ramen, "Even I would steal my own ramen." Tch, like that's even remotely possible, "WAIT A MINUTE!"

(Flashback)

A figure hidden within the shadows of the forest at the undercover of night with the moon at its highest in the clouded sky, slowly crept up at a group of shinobi who were resting in their sleeping equipment. But it wasn't after the whole group, no, it was after a specific shinobi with blond hair and whisker-like birthmarks on his cheeks. To be more accurate, it wasn't specifically after the blond, not a chance, it had bigger fish to fry, it was more suffice to say that it was after one of the scrolls that was currently in possession by the whiskered like cheek shinobi. The said blonde was currently dreaming about the vast oceans that were filled with nothing but the heavenly broth and noodles that he could inhale all day and night with undying satisfaction.

The unknown figure knew that if it made even the tiniest mistake, its existence would end at in instant. But its goal was well worth the risk. Its prize was just a few meters in front of him. Waiting for it to be taken. So, with the skills that could rival that of a full fledged master at stealth, the figure cautiously approached the sleeping blond.

After stepping over trip wires, dodging giant, swinging logs that was covered in huge stakes, giving a giant ape a few bananas that was about to pummel the figure into the ground, jumping over hidden tiger traps that was filled with ravenous cougars, catching a giant boulder that was carved into a perfect sphere that somehow fell out of the sky, the figure arrived next to the UNPREDICTABLE shinobi's side.

The figure pulled out an exact replica of the scroll it was about to take from its fellow blond. Kneeling next to its fellow shinobi, the figure tossed the orange trim scroll in its hand a few times to ease its nerves for what it was about to do. Letting out a breath it didn't even it was holding. The mysterious person tighten its muscles, and in a flash, it switch the scrolls. Staying motionless for about a minute to see if it woke up the person it switch scrolls from. The figure sighed in relief, and quickly stood up to go prepare to dine the fruits of its labor with its fellow comrades.

That is, until it felt a iron grip clamped down on its wrist.

The unknown shinobi's whole body went rigid at being caught. It closed its eye and silently prayed for whatever god was out there for some kind of miracle as it prepared for its life to end by a single blow.

After waiting for a few seconds with the hand still clamped down on its wrist, the figure that was hidden within the shadows of the forest, took a peek through the gaps between its eyelids to see why its life hadn't end yet.

It sighed in relief at noticing his fellow blond shinobi was still asleep, but it noticed that whisker-like cheek shinobi's face was scrunched up, it was almost as if he was having a nightmare.

*Mumble Mumble* Stupid, man-eating vegetables. What are you doing- *Mumble* my ramen? *Gibberish* Rasengan! *ZZZzzzzzzzz*"

'Ah, vegetables.' The mysterious shinobi thought to himself with a shudder, 'It's always vegetables.' The dreaded nightmare where all the vegetables dressed head to toe in black ninja garb take over the world and forces every human being to eat nothing but healthy green vegetables, and if you try to refuse they would eat you instead, (*Shudders.*) It's truly a horrendous nightmare.

Not that Naruto hated vegetables. It's just that their was such a thing as being too healthy.

...

Nah, who was he kidding, he hated vegetables plain and simple.

The shinobi-thief's further thoughts were interrupted by the hand on its wrist tightening to an almost painful level. Quickly realizing if it doesn't do something soon its wrist was going to snap in two and if it does its life will end in a poof of smoke.

Coming up with an idea to get itself out of the situation it was in, it placed the scroll it 'borrowed' on the ground and after unrolling it, the hidden ninja unsealed a cup of ramen, and with the same speed it used to switch the scrolls, the hidden figure switch the ramen cup with its wrist.

As if he could see what he was holding, the sleeping shinobi brought the cup to his cheek and nuzzled it with a sigh of content at acquiring one of the greatest foods this world had ever known.

The unknown shinobi would have sweatdrop at the display it was seeing if it wasn't so jealous at seeing the ramen cup in the whisker-like shinobi's possession.

The dark clouds that were covering the bright moon, stood aside to let the moon's illuminating light shine down the planet beneath her. Once the clouds parted enough to let the light shine down the forest, it revealed an a exact duplicate standing next to its original, "Hehehe." The clone laughed silently, "Sorry boss, but me and the guys are starving. It's not really fair for you to keep all the ramen to your self while we do all the hard work, ya know?" The clone said with a giggle to his sleeping original. 'Finally. Me and my fellow clones will know hunger no more.' The clone though with a maniacal laughing fit with lightning flashing in the background.

"Umm-uh, Clone-kun, may I ask what are you going to d-do with Naruto-kun's scroll and did I come in a bad time?" A timidly voice asked right behind the clone thief.

After letting out the unmanliest shriek that no man should had been able to do, the clone turned around and found a shy kunoichi poking her fingers together in a nervously fashion.

With a blush spreading on his face at being caught red-handed (It also might have to do with something like screaming like a little girl.) the clone rubbed the back of his head nervously and said, "Oh, hey, Hinata-chan, What's up?" Damn it. The clone was so caught up on his evil gloating that he never noticed Hinata walked up right behind him. Not that anybody would blame him. Who would? After all it did just acquired the greatest treasure it ever stole. Although he did deserve to gloat a bit longer after dodging all those traps, damn it, "Sooooo." The clone drawled out, "How long have you been standing there?" The clone blinked a few times with curiosity in his eyes.

Hinata squirmed nervously at having the clone's attention, "I-I've been here s-since you gave Ape-san those bananas." Hinata answered while she continued to poke her fingers together but now with a rosy-red hue slowly growing on her cream colored cheeks, "And I-I'd came here t-to wake up Neji-nii-san so he would be able t-to relieve me from watching o-over the camp since it's his s-shift to watch over the others." Even though it was only a clone it still an a exact copy of Naruto.

Damn. That long? Either Hinata had amazing stealth skills or the clone was so caught up on accomplishing his goal that the clone never even noticed her walking up behind him, "Oh, Okay. I'm gonna go with the other clones and keep watching over the camp now. Have a nice night Hinata-chan and sweet dreams." The clone said smoothly so he could go and enjoy the fruits of his labor with the other clones.

And with that the clone swiftly turned around and started walking.

That is, until he felt a small and soft hand clamp down on his wrist with a grip that would put iron to shame.

"Clone-kun, I can't help but notice that you still haven't answered my question. What are you going to do with Naruto-kun's scroll?" If anybody in Hinata's squad were awake right now, they would have heard the sound of bones creaking and a clone whimpering.

'OH, THE FUC#&% GODS. WHEN THE HELL DID HINATA-CHAN GET THIS STRONG?' The clone thought in agony while biting his bottom lip, " Ow, ow, ow, ow." She was gripping the clone's wrist so painfully that the clone was forced to a kneeling position before its captor, "H-Hinata-chan your hand, *Creaking* *Whimpering* y-your hand." The clone desperately tried to pry her hand off of his wrist but to no avail. he couldn't even move her delicate hand an inch. How strong was she. Was it the strength that every woman possesses when something precious of theirs get threaten. Similar to how a mother bear protects her cubs from other starving bears without backing down an inch and faces it head on.

That was Hinata for ya. She's shy, kind, thoughtful, and way too polite, but if anybody was to put Naruto in danger in any way, then she would have the heart of lion to stop anything that's dangerous to him. And if some poor sap does have the courage, or if he/she was too dumb enough to stand in Hinata's way. Well, then have mercy on their souls because this kitty was not afraid to use her claws.

"Well? Are you going to just kneel there all night or are you going to answer my question, Clone-kun? I could keep this up all night. And it better be a good reason, or else." She punctuated her threat with tightening her hand even further on the poor, helpless clone's wrist. Damn. Why does every woman Boss knew, or met have the strength to kick his ass.

Oh, shit. Just a little bit more pressure and the clone's wrist was going to snap like a twig. The clone better come up with something quick or his existence was going to end in a poof of smoke. And if he does then he wouldn't have a chance to eat the heavenly broth and noodles that he worked so hard to gain. But it wasn't just for him. What about the other clones that were starving? They were all counting on him to bring their one and only food. The clone couldn't just let it end the way it was. But he couldn't come up with anything to get himself out of his predicament. He had to stall for time long enough for him to come up with an idea, or maybe some kind of miracle to show itself to get himself out of the situation he was in.

"Wait-wait-wait, Hinata-chan, it-isn't-like-that." The clone said rapidly as he waved his free hand frantically to calm down the Hyuuga heir, lest the clone's wrist snap in two, "I just needed something from the scroll that I took from Boss to help the other clones to watch over the camp. That's all, I swear. Just let me explain and for the love of the gods please let go of me before you break my wrist!" It wasn't completely true, but it wasn't a lie either. The clone could only hope that Hinata would hear him out before she ceases his existence.

The female Hyuuga responded by narrowing her eyes coldly at the clone. The way the clone just kept avoiding her question over and over again didn't go unnoticed to Hinata. The clone was hiding something from her. He was telling the truth, that much she could tell with her kekkei genkai. He probably wanted something from Naruto that he wasn't going to get back. Probably something precious to him. The question was, what did the clone want? Although it pained her to hurt the clone; she didn't want Naruto to suffer because of letting her emotions get the best of her.

"Stop avoiding my question, Clone-kun, and just answer it. Explain yourself. Why did you take the scroll without permission? What do you need from that scroll that you couldn't just ask Naruto-kun to give it to you?" Reluctantly, she let go of the clone's wrist and backed a few steps away to give him room to stand and lick his wound so to speak. Now giving the clone a chance to explain himself, Hinata waited with her arms crossed over her bosom as she tapped her foot repeatedly to hear the clone's explanation. She almost looked like a mother who was scolding her child from stealing a cookie before dinner.

After nursing his wrist with his other hand by rubbing it, the clone stood up and tried to come up with an half-ass excuse to try to figure out an a escape plan. There was no way the clone was going to say he wanted ramen, he already told Hinata that he was going to share it with his fellow clones. She knew how precious ramen was to Naruto. Who doesn't? She also knew how much Naruto can eat when it comes to ramen. If Hinata found out that the clones were going to have a feast with their Boss's ramen stash. She will Jyuuken, (Gentle Fist) his ass into next week and return the scroll back to Naruto because the clones would had left nothing behind for their boss to eat. But the clone couldn't lie either. Hinata could tell a lie just by watching the way a person's heart beat in their chest with her kekkei genkai; the Byakugan.

So what should the clone do? That's the question the clone would like to know.

"W-Well Hinata-chan, it's like this, you see..." The cloned stalled while he scratched his cheek with his index finger as it tried to come up with something that will satisfy the Hyuuga heir. "Me and the other clones are starving, and you know how when one of us take a hit we get dispelled?" The clone asked.

Hinata nodded with an impassive look on her face, "Yes." She answered, "Go on." She said with a hand gesture to let the clone continue. She now had a clue what the clone may have wanted from the Uzumaki shinobi. And if her suspicions were correct, she will have to take the scroll away from the clone with force if need be.

The clone rubbed the back of his neck as he tried to calm himself down since he was coming up with nothing on ideas to escape. "W-When we try to eat some of our own food that's sealed in our scrolls our stomach acid is corrosive enough to dispel whatever we eat, causing us coughing up plumes of smoke and giving us a bad stomachache."

The kage bunshin completely made that up. It had no idea if that would work out or not. Huh, the clone should try it out if it really does dispel if he ate some of his own ramen and if it doesn't then hurray for more ramen. And the only reason Hinata didn't find out that the clone was lying because the clone believed that his idea wouldn't work at the moment.

The clone gave a nice guy pose to Hinata, "That is why I wanted to take the scroll. To get ourselves something to eat." The clone mentally patted himself on the back for his half-ass excuse he came up with on the fly, "And the reason I didn't ask Boss 'cause I don't think he will give us anything since we are all clones and all, that's why I didn't want to ask Boss, and it will be a complete waste since the moment we dispel their will be digested food all over the place." 'Please don't ask. Please don't ask. Please don't ask.' The clone though desperately.

The Hyuuga raised a delectable eyebrow and her visible features softened to a great degree. "Oh, is that all? I don't know why you couldn't just have said so sooner. I'm pretty sure Naruto-kun wouldn't have mind to share some of his food with you."

It was true. If his clones were hungry Naruto would either give them some food or order some of his clones to go hunting. But not his ramen. He was not going to waste the food of the gods. Especially when he dispels his clones it will only end up in a pile of digested waste.

Hinata bowed deeply, "Please, accept my apology for my rudeness." She blocked a cough, "A-And my excessive nature." She said with a huge blush on her face on may having going a tad overboard on the poor clone.

The clone rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, "It's not a problem, Hinata-chan, it was most of my fault anyway for not explaining myself sooner." 'Yatta! She didn't ask what kind of food I wanted to eat.' The clone thought with a mental fist-pump in triumph with a chibi version of itself in its head holding out a 'V' sign in victory. "I gotta get going Hinata-chan. I better get back guarding the camp and all that."

Hinata looked away from the clone at the very Naruto-ish way it was acting that brought warmth to her cheeks and throughout her chest, "A-A-Arigato, C-Clone-kun, have a nice n-night.

The clone nodded, "You too Hinata-chan. And you don't have to worry about a thing. Me and the guys are watching out for you-"

'Watching out for me.' Everything else the clone said fell on deaf ears as the female Hyuuga nearly fainted after she heard the 'watching out for you' part, but caught herself before the clone could noticed or either land face-first on the ground. "H-H-Hai. O-O-Oyasumi, (Night)." She said while she took slow and deep breaths to calm her beating heart down as she leaned heavily against a nearby tree to help support herself. It may be a clone, but it was sure damn close to the real Naruto.

Unknown of Hinata's condition, the clone turned around after saying his goodbye with his hands linked behind his head and a content grin plastered on the clone's face.

Seeing the clone starting to take a step in order to return to his post, the Hyuuga heir took a few shaky steps towards her cousin to wake him up for his shift to watch over the camp.

*Growl*

Too bad when Murphy's law wants to mess up with you it messes you up good.

Surprisingly the sound of a stomach growling came from no other than the lavender-eye beauty herself, which left her completely mortified at having such a revolting sound heard by the clone. And whatever the clone knows, Naruto will eventually know himself after the clone dispels.

'Ah, fuck'. Why did the clone's oyabun had to exhaust all of his food supply today of all days? There was absolutely nothing left to eat in Naruto's sealing scroll besides ramen, ramen, oh well will you look at that, more ramen. All the clone could do was hope that Hinata wouldn't ask the question he was thinking right now.

"U-Um, Clone-kun." Hinata said as she kept her eyes away from the clone due to her embarrassment she was feeling at the moment, "I-If it isn't t-too much trouble, may I have something to e-eat." She said as she suddenly took a great interest on the blades of grass she was standing on. Hey, guard duty could worn out a person more than anybody could think it could.

...

...

'Fuck'

Hinata didn't have anything cooked to eat. Most of her supplies were food that were raw that needed to be cook in order to enjoy it. And she had a huge dislike for raw-food as Hinata preferred her meals well cooked. She also didn't want a risk on setting a fire when they were so close on their enemy's territory (especially at night), so why go to all the trouble to ask her other teammates for something to eat when their was someone right in front of her that may had food at the moment?

"O-Oh yeah, sure Hinata." The clone said hesitantly, "I think I still have some food left over..." Today was not the clone's day. All the clone ever wanted was a bit of ramen, was it so much to ask, damn it? Oh, well. The clone had a good run. Might as well face the music and get this over with. All the clone could do was exchange his good karma and pray to the gods for some kind of miracle.

Suddenly Naruto's sleeping form shot up in a sitting position, "BROCZILLA!"

The clone reacted with a fist, "ZOMBIE!" *Thwack*

*Thud*

"NARUTO-KUN!"

The clone had no idea what just happened, one minute he was about to give the dark-blue-hair beauty a scroll and prepared for the inevitable, the next he found his boss's head cradled on Hinata's lap with a busted nose on his face.

Both Sakura and Neji jumped in their respective stance to defend themselves from an attack after hearing someone shout. But once they say the scene before them, they turned towards each other and silently communicated each other with a nod as if they were saying, 'It's Naruto again' and went back to sleep after their beauty rest got interrupted.

As Hinata tended to the unconscious Uzumaki's broken nose, she never noticed that the clone wasn't going to look at a gift-horse in the mouth at the distraction it was provided and silently side-stepped away with the scroll.

(End Flashback)

"That son of a bitch! I hate, HATE my damn clones." Naruto shouted in fury as he held back tears of anguish after losing his beloved ramen.

You never know what you had 'till it's gone.

Sorry for the long absence. Let me just say that life kicked my ass hard and pretty much still is at this point. Not much action in this chapter, don't worry, all the action you will need will be written in the next chapter.

Anyway I want you guys to vote if you want me to write what happened with Anko and Naruto in a different story, and if 80% of the votes I gain say yes then I will write it. Polls will end at 5/2/2013. The story will be called 'Anko's Birthday.'

I wanted to tell you that in the near future I'm going to write a Naruto crossover with One Piece sometime in the near future. Another story that I want to write soon will be a Naruto crossover with Ghost Rider. I want to write another story but I'm not sure which one I should write next: A Naruto crossover with either Bleach, Rosario + Vampire, Sekirei, Soul Eater, Or either the third season of Digimon.

I want you to vote which story should I write first, if you want to read how they begin then scroll down to the bottom.

DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING TO WRITE IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

A bit of warning, I put little to no effort towards the summary to the stories I might write.

Naruto crossover with One Piece: Over three years ago before stealing the forbidden scroll from the Hokage mansion Naruto stumbled across his father's journal and a letter written for him from his father that he accidently found. When Iruka insisted that Naruto should run away with the forbidden scroll he did exactly just that. He kept running until he stopped at a cliff and at the bottom of the cliff were raging waves crashing against the cliff. Iruka managed to catch up to him but completely spent after chasing Naruto. Iruka tells Naruto that they caught Mizuki and brought him to the Hokage. When Naruto relaxed after finding out that everything was going to be alright, Iruka stabbed Naruto in the heart with a kunai. Naruto fell over the cliff with his father's journal and along with the forbidden scroll. Iruka desperately tried to grab the scroll but the strap was entangled with Naruto. A second later a poof was heard and where Iruka once stood there was Mizuki who looked over the cliff for any sign of the scroll. A moment later a pillar of red bubbly chakra erupted from the ocean taking Mizuki's head out in the process. Present. Naruto was found on a dingy complaining about how hungry he was to Kurama in his mind, out in the open ocean until he caught a whiff of something delicious and saw a restaurant with a few ships and a huge one that look completely torn apart from nature out in the middle of the ocean. He rowed towards the restaurant until a wave of energy slashed through the huge boat taking Naruto's dingy in the process, where at the last moment Naruto jumped on the Going Merry which was being hijacked by Nami.

Will Naruto be strong after learning every technique the forbidden scroll had along with his father's journal which contained everything Minato learned well?

That's how my story will begin for those who read it. I haven't thought of a name yet, but I will soon. I don't mind giving me ideas if you want for a name.

Naruto crossover with Ghost Rider: This will be written in Naruto's cannon. The story will begin when Naruto gets woken up by his pet fox which he named her Renka who was actually Kurama who escaped from Naruto's seal but left behind all her power who had been living with Naruto since the age of six. When Mizuki attacked Naruto Renka took the blow instead. Naruto turns into the Ghost Rider and passes out after killing Mizuki. The 'devil' comes out and healed Renka and made a deal with her that he will give Renka one tail worth of her power for exchange watching out for Naruto since he was the first one to survive the 'devil's' experiment of making his rider. The 'devil' threatens Renka that if she ever told Naruto what he had contained within his seal which was the soul of the rider the 'devil' will tell Naruto how she tricked Naruto into releasing the seal by personating Naruto's father.

Unknown to Renka it was actually the 'devil' who released Renka from Naruto's seal in order to empty the seal but left Renka's yokai behind. The 'devil' spoke to the villagers encouraging them that if Naruto was to live any longer the Kyuubi will soon be released. The villagers who were poisoned by the 'devils' words left behind a dying Naruto with his new pet fox in front of him dead. The 'devil' made a deal with Naruto that he will bring back Renka in exchange for his soul. Naruto accepted the devil's deal and soon passed out from the lack of blood. The devil seals the rider's soul in Naruto thus making him the first rider.

When Renka made the deal with the 'devil' she turned into a beautiful redhead woman around the same age as Ayame. Renka trains Naruto to become a better ninja even though she had no idea how to train humans and had fell in love with him ever since knowing Naruto's sacrifice.

Rosario + Vampire crossover with Naruto: I'm not sure if I should add Tsukune to this story, I'll leave up to if you decide. Moka was traveling through the woods on her bike as she headed towards her new school. She took a small break as she felt she was getting dizzy that was caused by her anemia. She saw a teen around her age who was unconscious wearing a tattered orange and black jumpsuit with a torn apart red coat with black flames at the bottom. She noticed that he was in pain and badly injured and using her strength she carried Naruto towards the her new school towards the Nurses office. (And if you decide if Tsukune should be in the story Moka will crash into him and managed to protect Naruto from any more serious damage and quickly apologized to Tsukune as she got back on her bike with Naruto as continued to race towards the Nurses office. Naruto woke up later with a sleeping pink haired girl on the foot of his bed as he was in the Nurses office.

Sekirei crossover with Naruto: Watch Naruto Shippuden opening 8 (Diver) on Dailymotion. My story will begin similar to that opening. Takamaki Sahashi decided to take a smoke as she was in the MBI Hospital after saving a Sekirei from a level four deactivation, she remembered how an earthquake that came out of nowhere that shook Shinto Teito. It wasn't big enough to cause any major damage to the city but it was big enough to cause the town's citizens a scare. She was startled by the doors in the hallway slamming open as a few nurses and doctors were rushing in with a heavily injured patent on an emergency crash cart as they headed towards the emergency room. She quickly put out her cigarette and rush with them as she noticed that the person was a young man with some serious life threatening injuries. Naruto dies while the doctors did everything they could.

Then put on Naruto Shippuden opening 8, and a few moments later the doctors and nurses heard a loud intake of air as it sounded like a person who burst out of the ocean while diving for too long. Somehow Naruto was brought back to life as the first person to recover was Takamaki and immediately snap at the other doctors to get their ass into gear.

Soul Eater crossover with Naruto: Blair found an unconscious and injured Naruto wearing a orange and black jumpsuit with a torn apart red sage coat and brought him back to her home after traveling the world. She bandaged him up (Although It looked like a five-year old did it) and decided to take a bath where Naruto found her after waking up and then came in crashing Maka and Soul through the window.

Bleach crossover with Naruto: A new student joined the academy who was recommended by captain Aizen to join along with Rukia and Renji soon to be graduating class.

Digimon crossover with Naruto: Clashing Naruto's Rasengan with Sasuke's Chidori, Naruto woke up to a world he had never seen before in a canal as he floated down stream while it was raining. Naruto looked for information of city he had never seen before and decided to gather information. A few days later Naruto learned what he needed about the modern society. After joining a school Naruto took a walk while it rained just like the day he woke up. Crossing over a bridge with the same canal underneath he first woke up to this world Naruto heard a cry for help. Locating the cry of help in the raging waters in the canal Naruto saw something struggling to keep his/her head above the surface. Without a second thought Naruto jumped into the canal and managed to fight through the devastating waters and managed to save a black cat that called herself BlackGatomon which she later explained she got blasted into the canal as she tried to escape from a digimon called IceDevimon.