"Holy shit, did you see that? ! That guy's totally smashing up that other guy's tow truck!"

"I'm so totally posting this on Youtube!"

"Mr. Tyler, you stand charged with Assault, Battery, Property Destruction, and Extortion, how do you plead?"

"Not Guilty."

First day of trial:

The Prosecution opens the laptop he brought and brings up a website with a video titled Tyler Smashes Corson's Truck!

"I rest my case."