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"It was like... 10,000 or MORE I swear it."

"What the hell, that's impossible, I heard it was 7,000."

Stunk and Zel looked like they were shitting their pants as they whispered to each other in panicked voices. Kanchal was with them, looking not much better considering how pale they were. All of them were pale, and not a man in the pub looked like he could handle anything more than a whisper being said.

"Either way, Naruto's going to die from this one... I heard he accepted their challenge... He is off to fight that entire army... all by himself. He's a dead man." Kanchal looked close to crapping himself at the mere THOUGHT of what was going on right as they spoke. He had the shivers, to the point that he couldn't finish his mead. "... Lets pray that his sacrifice keeps us all safe." Kanchal put his hand over his heart, and extended his other hand.

Meidri was curious, so she looked over at Crim.

Crim JUST came back from a quest with Naruto, so it was possible that he had some information that she didn't have.

"... Don't look at me, I have no clue what happened. All I know is that Naruto was delivered a letter by a centaur on the quest, and once he dropped me off, he had to attend to something urgent." Crim stated, since he had no clue.

Zel sighed.

"You two don't pay attention to what is happening in the Lilim side of things. Well, news spreads fast when all the Lilim tell their friends and family... well, Lilim all over the country have banded together and formed an army. They are starting their own country, and planning a rebellion... Naruto left to go stop any possible bloodshed, because he is who they are after." Zel explained the horrible situation to them.

News travelled fast over the past few months, and Naruto had become known to every Lilim in the country. In the MONTHS since he visited the Lilim's Frenzies Frolic, the news had spread far and wide about the man who quelled hordes of Lilim by himself. Then more Lilim came to town to test him out, and they confirmed the rumors.

"Well, it isn't a rebellion exactly." Stunk corrected Zel.

Crim was terrified.

"... An army..."

"They don't want bloodshed, but there are armies who want to stop them. Naruto is stopping our side from attacking them, by handling things peacefully... but peaceful for Lilim... is sex... and this isn't the same situation as a brothel. He will be facing-" Stunk looked towards Zel and Kanchal, who were both visibly nervous and praying for Naruto.

For his LIFE at this point.

"-... the numbers vary, but I heard that there were about 7,000 Lilim coming from the Eastern borders... and Kanchal heard news of 2,600 Lilim from the North... all 500 Lilim in this city joined the army, and the 1,200 from the West is confirmed... South of us had about 4,000 or so." Zel reported to them the numbers that some soldiers had been confirming. All men in the city were ordered to stay indoors, or go to a place where they could be safe. At the moment, only female soldiers and adventurers were allowed to fight the good fight, just in case things went south.

Meidri wasn't great at math.

That did sound like Naruto would be facing down more than 11,300 Lilims.

Ivy PASSED out when she heard that from the kitchen, not able to think of how Naruto could withstand that amount of Lilim and live to tell the tell. Even the SUCCUBUS in the bar had dropped their mugs onto the table when they heard the news on the numbers.

"You see, it's one thing to have a dozen girls after your dick, but THAT many girls... that many is a nightmare... and they are all Lilim which makes it worse." Kanchal whispered as he gripped his hands together.

He just wished there was something he could do.

"That is why we are praying... for him to have a good afterlife."

"Can't you guys help him!?" Crim asked in shock that nobody was doing anything to try and help Naruto.

"We can't, the army ordered all adventurers to stay indoors until the danger has passed, all male adventurers... We can only wait and see." Stunk wiped the tears from his eyes.

-6 days later-

The second that everything had been declared safe, and the Lilim had been confirmed as subdued, the reviewers wasted no time in strapping up with their gear and going to go see if they could find Naruto's body.

Nobody was prepared for what they saw when they arrived.

A tired Naruto.

An exhausted Naruto, standing tall and proud, butt naked with his erection standing even more proudly, the last Lilim passing out on the ground next to a dozen more of her kind. That was just in the immediate area as well. All over the ground, as far as they eye could see, was mountains and mountains of stacked up and knocked out Lilims with pleased looks upon their beautiful faces. They all had the healthy glow of women who had just been satisfied.

"No way... the total madman." Stunk didn't even care that he was staring at another man's erection. His own damn dick wanted to stand up and salute Naruto's triumph from sheer manly pride.

Naruto looked like he was ready to pass out on his feet, but his eyes never stopped scanning the rows of Lilim, waiting for more to stand up. His hands were raised up, preparing to use the Shadow Clone jutsu once more if that was needed. He had been forced to use ninjutsu for sex to face off against the army, each clone he made would be forced to pleasure entire platoons of lilims who sought to get at him. That wasn't even counting the way they came at him in waves, recovered their tired.

It was a war of stamina and resources.

"Boys..." Zel had tears in his eyes, that he wiped away. "... Men... he did it. He survived... he saved all men a fate worse than death. He stopped the Lilim army." Zel stated as he wiped away his tears, but they just wouldn't stop coming.

Crim stared at them with a deadpan expression.

'... Technically, it was his visits to that store that caused this.' Crim was the only one who realized that Naruto just stopped an army that formed because of him. "... still... he survived, and that is all that matters." Crim floated over to Naruto and saw that he really was about to collapse from exhaustion, but he refused to allow himself to fall.

So long as 1 Lilim could stand back up, he would need to stay on his feet and prepare to fuck them.

'... I won't allow any of these girls to be killed. I caused this problem, so I need to show them that as long as I'm alive, they can't form rebel and cause chaos.' Naruto panted and heaved, his breath heavy as sweat dropped from every part of his body.

A lilim started to stand up.

"Hah... hah..." She stood up, walked 3 steps forward, before she collapsed with her eyes rolled into the back of her head.

"... It's over..." Naruto collapsed backwards.

Stunk and Zel grabbed his arms and kept him standing, while Crim supported his back.

"Sorry bud, not yet. Normally, this would be where you do the walk of shame... but after this, you get to do the walk of glory. Come on, time to show the town the face of a hero." Stunk grinned at the exhausted Naruto.

Zel nodded with a smirk.

"You can rest as long as you want when you get back to your room, but hold out until then... and if you can't stand on your own, we've got your back." Zel gave a cocky grin to Naruto, and he turned his head to Crim.

Crim nodded sharply.

"We won't let you fall, not until you're safe in your bed."

-2 Days Later-

The Lilim Army
Naruto, the Dimension Hopping Ninja: 0
The ultimate challenge, a challenge that I didn't know I needed, and I didn't know that I didn't want either. It pushed me to the absolute brink and beyond, and showed me that I still have a lot of training to do. I never want to do that again, but I resolved things peacefully, and that is all that matters. I will do it again if I need to, as many times as I need to.

"He wrote this when he got back... and he is still in bed."

"I'm going to bring him breakfast, he is still taking off a few days to recover." Ivy stated as she showed off her cooking skills in making healthy food to encourage recovery. Naruto had gotten dozens of visiters... hundreds of vistors actually. Men all over the city who wanted to shake his hand, many broke down in tears with their wifes, thanking Naruto for saving them from becoming prey to the Lilim.

Naruto had become the hero of men all over the country.

The Lilim army was no real threat to the country, but by the time the army would have been wiped out, many thousands or more of men would have fallen to the clutches of those women.

"Don't ride his dick too much!"

"If he even wants to get it up, if I were him, I wouldn't want to get it hard again for a couple of weeks... the trauma alone would be horrible." Zel could sympathize with Naruto's recovery.

Naruto had gained a new title that day.

The Legendary Army Fucker.

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