We used to drive your mom mad.

Now she's able to read a book by herself.

We used to play board games, in snowy evenings, in front of the fireplace.

Now the games are all dusty, and I haven't seen the fireplace for a long time.

We used to plot ways to annoy Susie.

Now she's your girlfriend.

We used to make strange snowmen.

Now the snow remains still.

We used to laugh together.

Now you laugh with your friends.

We used to cry together.

Now you cry alone at night, when you're sure nobody will hear you.

We used to fight.

Now I only fight with flies.

We used to play outside, running as fast as only children can run.

Now I'm dusty from the lack of… well, everything.

We used to be Calvin and Hobbes.

Now you're Calvin, and I'm just a random stuffed tiger.