On the 24th of September, Queen Elsa was going through her "time of the month." Now, Queen Elsa was usually pretty moody and shit, but everyone knew that when her Aunt Flo came to visit, they should stay as far away from her as possible unless they wanted to be turned into human popsicles.
Unfortunately, Olaf the snowman wasn't aware of this.
"Hello, Elsa," he said walking into her chambers, ignoring the sign that said "DO NOT ENTER, EVEN IF YOU ARE A DUMB SNOWMAN." "Want a warm hug?"
"Get...out..." went Elsa through gritted teeth. She was on her bed and pigging out on chocolate because she was in a bad mood.
"But it's such a nice September day outside" said Olaf, cheerfully opening the curtains which Elsa had shut. He then grabbed her box of candy and ate all of Elsa's chocolate.
"Yummy!" said Olaf, oblivious to the mortal sin which he had just committed. "I love chocolate."
Elsa went all ape shit then. She removed the snow cloud that protected Olaf from heat. Then she shoved him next to the fireplace.
"Wow, it's so warm," said Olaf. "Uh...oh...dying..."
Olaf quickly melted into a puddle. All that was left of him was his carrot nose, which the queen then picked up and took a big bite into.
"Never piss off Elsa," she growled.