I do not own My Little Pony it is Hasbro's creation

AN: I'm not a brony MLP is just a bit too colorful for my eyes.

"Talking,"

'Thoughts'

Hi my name is Chris and I'm a male human that's 17 years old writing a journal so I'll tell you this is how I ended up in Equestria and my life after that.

"Fuck, damn her and damn him too," I said driving through the rain to get to my house after getting dumped by girlfriend Michelle for my best friend Jason.

Flashback

"What do you mean it's over," I asked shocked I had brought my girlfriend to a nice restaurant and now after 5 months she was dumping me.

"Look it's not you it's me I just don't feel a connection anymore I'm sorry," Michelle said as we left the restaurant.

"I'll see you around," I told her sadly as I drove to my favorite diner.

"Oh, hey Chris how ya been," Joe asked me as he was cooking some burgers.

"Not to good my girlfriend just dumped me," I told him as I went to sit at a table in the back, after 30 minutes I had gotten a cheeseburger with only ketchup and then I saw them walk in.

"So Jason how's the team doing," Michelle asked happily while I shook in rage.

"Pretty good and I'm the new captain," Jason said smiling he was the captain of the basketball team so girls fucking loved him.

"See ya Joe, I've got to go," I said handing him a thirty before storming off to my car past those two douche's.

Flashback End

"What did I do to deserve this kind of shitty torment," I asked myself thinking about horrible past as I pulled into my driveway. "Well at least it's winter break, so yay," I said in mock happiness as entered my house and lay down on my couch, I slept for two or three hours before I heard loud bang on my door.

"Shit, who would be awake at this hour, I wondered out loud as I got off my couch. "Better not be Eric and his punk ass friends," I said as I opened my front door to find the source of the noise I found a small package with white wrapping paper and a gold bow. "Whoa, an early Christmas gift, nice," I said opening it up finding a box with a small envelope with a wax seal. 'Do people still use wax seals anymore,' I wondered as I opened the letter it read:

Dear, Mister Chris

My name is Celestia and I'm the ruler of place called Equestria. I have heard about how you feel that life mistreats you. I have decided to offer you a choice to stay in your cruel world or come to Equestria. The small box contains an Equestrian coin take this coin to your church, there is a small an engraving on the altar that you must place the coin in the engraving the pony facing outwards and then you will be brought to me. I'm also afraid you have only until sunrise to make your decision, good luck.

Sincerely, Celestia

I'm blown away by this offer and if this really was a ticket away from this shithole I'll take it.

"Fuck yes," I said as I grabbed the coin and put in my pocket then got my coat and got in my car and drove to church.

When I arrived the church doors were unlocked. 'At least I'm not breaking and entering,' I thought as I made my way to the altar. "Man, the priest really upgraded the space in here," I mused the main part of the church was a lot bigger and had more seats and the altar was placed in the middle of the top part of the room. "How much cash does a priest make," I asked myself looking at the designs on the altar and found the engraving at the front of the altar after an hour of searching. "Sweet now let's see if the letter was real," I said grabbing the coin from my pocket inserting the coin with a pony facing me.

After waiting for thirty minutes I was beginning to think this was a prank then a portal opened in front of the altar I could feel myself being sucked towards it.

"What the hell is this," I asked myself before the portal sucked me inside it and darkness consumed me.

A Forest somewhere

"Ugh, my head," I said waking up in the middle of a forest. "Where the hell am I," I wondered standing up.

"Better make sure I wasn't robbed," I said checking my pants and coat luckily nothing was missing then I heard someone.

"Now where are those flowers," a soft voice said.

"Maybe I can get some help and figure where the fuck I am from whoever's out here," I said as walked towards the voice. "Hello, anyone out here cause I'm sort of lost," I said looking for the person who was talking.

"Um, hello um, are you lost," the voice said when I turned towards the voice I saw a yellow pegasus.

"Uh, did you talk," I asked the pegasus nodded at me.

"Y-Yes my name's F-Fluttershy," the pegasus told me.

"Oh, well can you point me in the direction of the nearest town," I asked as Fluttershy nodded.

"I-I can take you to m-my place for the n-night and then take you to P-Ponyville," Fluttershy said stuttering.

"Um are you okay because I've noticed you stutter a lot," I asked as Fluttershy nodded.

"I-I'm just shy," she replied and I gave a nod of understanding.

"Well I'm ready when you are," I told as she led me back to her cottage, which had animals everywhere. "Christ, do you take care of all them," I asked.

"Yes it's my job to care of injured animals and give them good homes," Fluttershy said as I saw her couch.

"Keep your bed I'll take the couch," I said before lying down on the soft couch a giving a happy sigh. "This feels nice," I said before drifting off to sleep.