I apologize to everyone that reads this. It was written in revenge to my friend who insulted Mukuro-kun~
I don't own KHR. If I did, Mukuro would be the main character~
Some of these will make sense, others will be the randomest things I could think of.
I might do requests if you want me to kill off other characters.
50 Ways to Kill Yamamoto Takeshi
1. Place a remote controlled bomb in his bat. Go to his baseball game. Wait until he goes up to swing. Press the button. SWING, BATTER, BATTER, BOOM.
2. Tie him up, tape his eyes open, and make him watch all the episodes of The Annoying Orange.
3. "Persuade" the pitcher on his team to throw special baseballs at Yamamoto. The ones that get frickin' huge and grow spikes in midair. Replace his bat with Styrofoam.
4. "Persuade" the pitcher to throw timed bombs. Tie Yamamoto's shoelaces together so that he can't run away.
5. Make him read 8059 fanfiction. Wait for him to suicide or propose to Gokudera. If he proposes to Gokudera, give Gokudera extra strength dynamite.
6. Call Squalo and tell him Yamamoto wants a rematch. Hide all of Yamamoto's swords or replace them with a neon pink lightsaber.
7. Make him read all of the Twilight books. Wait for him to suicide.
8. Tell Gokudera that Yamamoto secretly wants to be the right hand man and is planning to eliminate Gokudera.
9. Make him watch My Little Pony. Wait for him to suicide or become a brony. If he becomes a brony, show him My Little Dashie and Cupcakes. Extra points if he sings the My Little Pony theme song.
10. Tell Yamamoto that Gokudera really likes hugs and being called Hayato-chan.
11. Give him a large cup of lemonade. Talk extensively about how much you love the ocean. Make ocean sounds.
12. Lure him up a cliff with promises of shiny swords. Push him off the cliff.
13. Introduce him to 4chan. Wait for him to suicide.
14. Tell Shamal that Yamamoto thinks he will never get a girlfriend. Recommend he uses the Plague Mosquito.
15. Dye Gokudera's hair pink. Tell him Yamamoto did it.
16. Steal his bat. Beat him up with it.
17. Put chlorine in his water bottle.
18. Make him take the cinnamon challenge. If you don't know what the cinnamon challenge is, a person puts a spoonful of cinnamon in their mouth and he or she cannot drink water or spit out the cinnamon. Hide all the water.
19. Hide Byakuran's marshmallow stash in Yamamoto's house.
20. Make him watch a horror movie marathon. Hide in his closet with a chainsaw and a hockey mask. Scream like a banshee.
21. Get Bianchi to make sports drinks and take them to Yamamoto.
22. Get him addicted to Angry Birds. Never let him play it again. Wait for Angry Birds Withdrawal and eventual suicide.
23. Introduce Squalo to axes. Large axes that can chop through trees. Make him challenge Yamamoto to an ax fight. Videotape it.
24. Stab him with an icicle. His body heat melts it. No weapon is found.
25. Tell Squalo that Yamamoto thinks that he and Xanxus make a cute couple. Watch Squalo go on a muderous rampage. Bring popcorn.
26. Tie him to a chair, tape his eyes open, and make him watch endless commercials.
27. Stab him in the neck with a plastic spork.
28. Tell Belphegor that Yamamoto think his brother's better than him.
29. Steal a van and a machine gun. Mow him down.
30. Steal Shamal's mosquitoes. Kill him with all the diseases.
31. Make him play rock, paper, scissors with Squalo. Make sure Squalo uses his left hand.
32. Drop a watermelon on his head from a 10-story building. If he doesn't die, drop a giant fax machine.
33. Tell Gokudera that Yamamoto and Tsuna are going out. Tell detailed stories about how you saw them together holding hands.
34. Invite him to dinner and order the soup. Drown him in his soup and/or give him third degree burns.
35. Put him in a catapult and hurl him at a wall. Ask him if it reminds him of his fight with Genkishi.
36. Tell Haru that Yamamoto loves to cosplay.
37. Hypnotize him and make him think he's extremely overweight. Call him fat. Wait for anorexia.
38. Shove his head into a tuba. Wait until the air runs out.
39. Paint the reception room pink. Write Yamamoto did this in sparkly purple marker all around the room.
40. Bash him repeatedly over the head with a fireplace poker.
41. Throw him into a pit of hungry llamas.
42. Tell Bianchi that Yamamoto thinks his food is better than hers.
43. Hide explosives in a shower head. Wait until he takes a shower.
44. Bludgeon him to death with a set of encyclopedias.
45. Hijack a car. Run him over.
46. Hijack a train. Derail it and run him over.
47. Throw him into a pit of hungry penguins.
48. Bet him that he can't run through a revolving door.
49. Sneak into his room and smother him with a pillow.
50. Force feed him bananas until he explodes.
That was really weird. The last couple had nothing to do with KHR. That's okay.
Randomness.
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