Hello, I'm Uzhas. I am a guy with 179 in height, weight 89 kilos, won curly hair and a well toned body. I did a lot of gym.
Now I am in a situation that I have already written on hundreds of fanfics.
"So, what are your three wishes" This was the beautiful blonde goddess with breasts of 103 cm 82 waist and 99 butt. My God, I want to marry her. "You" I said again. "I already said that this desire could not, ask for something else, and one that is in terms"
Terms, yes. Desires are limited, I cannot have a system, a powerful lineage, not even sharingan and rinnegan. I cannot ask for even a powerful magic.
"You could at least give me a Gate Of Babylon. Even if it's without the treasures, just the safe" I have no choice but to keep a check on our desires. "One moment, I'll see Daddy" He looked up like he was thinking about something. "It's okay. He allowed the Divine Gate, but only the safe. Now ask for the other two wishes"
Since I can't exaggerate and I didn't even ask her as my wife, I will have to ask for something normal. "Magic talent" I asked for this because I prefer to attack a possible enemy from afar, but to make sure I have no problem. "Talent in hand-to-hand combat with any weapon or without weapons" Please let the world be DxD or fairy tail.
"The last two are also possible. Now you just need to go through that portal to reincarnate" Um, I really don't want to be a baby. "You could make me reincarnate as a teenager and preferably with my memories" I don't want to go through the experience of being a baby again. And my memories will help me, wherever I go.
"Well, I can, but your body will be a little weaker than it would be if you started to leave as a baby. Are you sure you want to be a teenager?" A weaker body than it would have been originally. "Yes, I really don't want to be a baby again" It is nothing that a good physical workout does not solve.
"Very well, it will be done. All you need is to go through the portal to your new life" I swallow, I'm a little afraid. I went towards the portal and went through it. But I obviously took one last look at the blonde beauty of my dreams.
All I saw was black, I don't see anything. When a blinding flash of light comes out of nowhere in front of me. I feel my body hit the grassy ground. I get up slowly listening to birds sing and a stream of water in front of me.
I approach the stream slowly feeling my whole body aching. I crouch and taste to see if fresh water. Proving that it is sweet, I use both hands to drink. After drinking I look at the blue sky. I turn my vision to the water and pay attention to my reflection.
"I'm going to make fun of myself because of that appearance" I said to myself seeing my reflection. "Where am I?" I asked myself looking around the forest. I spot a big tree and saw it, with my whole body aching I climb to the top.
My body may be hurting but I feel stronger than in my past life. At the top of the tree I look around until I see a giant tower to the south. "Where did I see this tower?" I wondered as I came down from the tree.
I look at what I'm wearing and see that I have normal clothes. For a fantasy world, of course. I have a type of black cape on the coast, it seems that it will not hinder the movements of the arms. I have a long-sleeved shirt, a black fingerless glove, one in each hand. A long pants, it seems to be made of the same material as the shirt, some animal skin, a chain on the right side, black boots, the pants are brown.
I put my hand back on my waist and grab something, I move my hand to the left side and grab a cable. When I pull it out I see a six-inch knife. "Who's crazy to use this as a weapon. If it was at least a dagger I would understand" I put the make back in place and looked at a small bag stuck in the left side of my pants.
I took the brown bag, when I took it I heard what looks like coins. I opened it and saw some golden coins that I never saw in my past life. The coin has an AV symbol with two lines. I counted a total of 5,000 of those coins. As I'm not in the mood to get robbed I thought about opening Gate Of Babylon, and soon a ripple appeared in front of me. However I found it strange, it is a ripple in the air without color. I didn't think about it much and threw the bag of coins in there.
I went in the direction that I saw the tower. "I wonder what world this is in"
(One hour later)
I finally got to where I saw the tower, right in front of me is a really big city with a fantasy world design. It's actually a fantasy world, just look at people with ears and tails. And others with pointed ears, I have no doubt are elves.
After passing through a guard.
I quickly entered the city, my desire to dig a hole and bury me is great. "Look how cute" "Yes, really really cute" "I want to taste him" Those were the women. "Looking at that hair" "How ridiculous" "It's a man or woman" "A thousand valis who is a woman" "Five thousand valis who is a woman" These barbaric bastards are betting whether I'm a man or a woman, and there are over 90% who say that I am a woman.
I quickly head towards the tower pretending not to be listening to these barbarians. And it seems that the name of the coins and valis.
(Time Skip)
After going to the tower he meets a tanned-skinned prostitute who told about the tower and the adventurers. I discover that I cannot enter there without getting stronger, I also need an adventurer to exchange the magic stones for Valis.
I could have snuck in, but if I'm not registered I won't get anything.
The standard Guild uniform is a black vest and pants set, with a long-sleeved white shirt underneath and a gray bow tie. The only distinguishing feature between the two sexes is having black and brown boots for men and black shoes for women. Guild officials, both men and women, are required to wear this uniform in the guild.
"You must first receive the falsehood of a God, then go back and register as an adventurer. Try one of these gods, they are small and it is easier to join their family than in the big families" Is that explanation over? I have heard a lot of boring rules from her. It wasn't exactly rules, it was just an explanation of floors and the necessary degree of basic Falna skills. "I understand, you don't need to explain anything to me Misha-san"
Misha is a 150-year-old girl with pink hair and pink eyes. She explained everything to me here, including the unnecessary. "When I am part of a family I will become an adventurer" I got up from the place and headed towards the exit.
(One hour later)
I looked for a place to sleep and I couldn't find a normal hostel. Now I am in an abandoned place. The place is a ruin, but I found a church with a basement, and incredibly with a bed and sofa.
I hear footsteps and a little girl has just come down the stairs.
She has blue eyes and black hair in the middle of the thigh tied on two twin tails that reach up to the middle of the thighs. Her hair is tied with hair accessories that feature blue and white petals, as well as bell-shaped ornaments. She is wearing a small dress and barefoot.
"Ah, what are you doing invading my home" She shouted pointing her finger at me. "Your house? This abandoned church" How can she live here. "Yes, what's wrong" "None" I got up from the old sofa. "I'm sorry, I'm new to the city and I don't have any money. I also don't know which family to join, I don't have much information ..." Close, after I talked about joining the family, she got both eyes shining and came over me.
"Join my family" How much desperation. "What is your family?" I asked to be sure. "Família Hesita" Goddess of fire and home, I think there will be no problems, I like fire. "Will she accept me. I'm a complete novice" I still have my doubts, I don't know anyone from this world, I don't even have memories of that flashy tower. "Fufufufu, rejoice, because I am the Goddess Hesitate" Ah, as she is a hestia, this is impossible.
"Are you the Goddess of fire home and family?" I asked having many doubts. In fact, it is still a shock to see the gods living among humans. "Exactly" She puffed out her breasts incredibly large for her size. "You shouldn't be an eternal virgin redhead" There's no way she could be the virgin of the hestia, I don't think one of the three great virgins would accept a man. "H-how do you know that… AH? As you know me, I'm an unknown goddess. It's possible that you are a pervert for goddesses"
"Of course not your brat" I rubbed both sides of her head.
As she can be an unknown goddess, being the most famous in Rome and has a fireplace that represents her in all the houses, she is stupid by chance. One moment, how many members are there in her family. "Hey brat, how many members are there in your family. No matter how I look, you don't seem to have anyone?" I stopped rubbing her head when I asked. But I didn't expect her to be so depressed. "As I am an unknown goddess, no one would join my family. I will understand if you don't join my family"
"But of course I am going to enter. I would feel uncomfortable having to be the newbie in a family" This is the option woman, seeing the townspeople I am sure I would be messed with by the veterans. But if I'm the veteran, I won't be made fun of in the family and I won't be bullied. "Seriously, you're going to join my family" I also couldn't say no to this big-breasted loli. Look at the size of her breasts. "But of course, a small family is also perfect for me, I wouldn't be comfortable with that hair hehe"
"Then take off your shirt and lie on your back" She asked with her eyes still shining, I stared at her and replied. "Virgin virgin goddess" She got red cheeks puffing. "That's not it, this is the procedure for the blessing" Yes, the blessing, that's the reason I can't enter the dungeon, it's impossible for me to survive there without the blessing, also known as falna.
I took off my clothes, just the top one. With that I'm sure she is perverted, her eyes shining like stars are very clear evidence. I lay on my back on the couch and she climbed on top of me.
She took a needle, where she got that needle from. The magic in this world is also complicated, according to misha explained to me. It is not easy to use magic without rituals and an enchantment. The easiest way is by falna.
"A long, long time ago, we gods came to this world ... your world, our children, looking for something to cheer us up. And we decided that we would live here, in the underworld, forever. We decided to seal our divine powers and enjoy life with all the difficulties and inconveniences. We can only offer one thing ... the power to fight monsters, which we call a blessing. Children who receive such powers become our family, you will if the first member of the family hesitates "
She pierced her finger with a needle and one. She turned her finger is a drop of blood fell on my back. I felt something forming behind my back. From the corner of my eye I saw a blue glow on my back. "Incredible" She gasped, spotting in the bright blue light. After she moved the light to my shore she took out a sheet of paper. First a needle and now a sheet of paper. Does he keep it in his breasts. She placed the sheet of brown paper on my back then she made a circle with her finger on top of the paper.
"That's it" I asked when she took the paper off my back. She smiled happily and handed me the sheet. "You are amazing… ah? What's your name again?" She forgot to ask my name. No, this is a mistake of mine that I forgot to introduce myself. "My name is Uzhas Hesita-sama" "Huh? Just uzhas" I nodded in confirmation. "It means hell ?! But, it doesn't matter, now I have a family" She started jumping around the church happily. There really is no way I can say no to such a cute loli. I looked at the paper.
[Level 1]
[Strength: I-0]
[Resistance: I-0]
[Dexterity: I-0]
[Agility: I-0]
[Magic: EX]
[Skills in Development]
[Skills]
[Magic Talent Improves Magic Power and Mental Energy to Unimaginable Levels]
[Combat Talent Quick learning. Use instincts when concentrating]
[Magic]
[Gate Of Babylon Instant Magic]
[Slot: 02]
[Slot: 03]
[Slot: 04]
[Slot: 05]
[Slot: 06]
[Slot: 07]
[Slot: 08]
[Slot: 08]
[Slot: 10]
[Curses]
"Er… hey brat, what's wrong with my magic" I asked curious, what do you mean EX? "I don't know either. But it must be because of your abilities, magical talent. There is also this magic, Gate Of Babylon. What kind of magic will it be?" She stopped jumping around the church. But soon she was excited to jump again. "This is incredible, everyone has only three magic slots, but you have ten. Is it because of the magic talent too, or did you use some library to expand, but ten library are very expensive, if not the magic talent, someone very rich must have done this to you "She was actually a very beautiful goddess.
"I just need to go to the guild to register so that I can enter the dungeon" I've heard from Misha, but I'm really curious. "Yes!" She continues to jump happily. I sighed and sat on the couch.
"All this because of the great Lord Lorry" I said tired of the day. "Who is this great Lord Truck?" She asked, stopping in front of me, very close too. "The truck-sama is the strongest god of death that exists, even the god of the underworld hades get wet in fear in the presence of the lord truck"
"Incredible" I said without thinking. But who would have thought that I would end up being run over by a truck. But was it for a cause? "Tomorrow I'll register and enter the dungeon. Good night brat" I lay on the couch to sleep.
"Good night Uzhas… HEY, I AM NOT A BRAT"