Chapter 5 Final Exam
Sean snored lightly as he slept on the couch as Raven looked at him in amusement before holding his nose making him wake up.
"What the?" Sean said half asleep before looking at Raven who smiled at him. "Oh man don't do that." Sean said rubbing his eyes.
"Why are you sleeping on the couch anyway?" Raven asked since he always slept in his room.
"Oh late night patrol. I was so exhausted that I didn't have the energy to get to...WHOA!" Sean yelled as Cyborg lifted up the couch looking for something then dropped it.
"How could you lost the Remote!" Cyborg asked Beatboy.
"What makes you think I lost it?" Beastboy asked annoyed that he was getting accused of something. Then again he got blamed for a lot of things since he was a fucking slob.
"Because your you!" Cyborg yelled.
"Hey just because I lost that video game!" Beatboy yelled.
"And the toothpaste and my football and the waffle iron!" Cyborg listed off the things Beastboy lost.
"ENOUGH!" Sean yelled making them shrink in fear. "You idiots lose everything due to your lack of maturity. Look at this place!" Sean yelled as the whole room was a natural disaster. Cyborg chuckled nervously while Beastboy sulked. "And seriously you could just get up and change the channel it's not a big deal." Sean said making them look at him as if he grew a thousand heads. (The grew a second head joke was getting old like Donald Trumps dumbass face LOL)
"Don't even joke like that." Cyborg said.
"Do I look like I was joking?" Sean asked.
"It wasn't funny. Now either help us find the remote or..." Cyborg tried to say till.
ROAR!
Sean's vicious roar woke up the whole tower. Cyborg and Beatboy were holding each other close in fear while the later was crying like a baby.
"Shut the fuck up." Sean said annoyed. "Man the one week Reznov and Julia aren't here I end up stuck with you idiots." Sean said.
"What is going on?" Robin asked.
"I'll tell you whats going on Tweety." Sean said making Robin's eye twitch in annoyance. (This came from 3headed-dragon in his teen titan story. This was just to good to not use) "These fucking morons are fighting over a fucking remote." Sean said glaring at them making them shiver in fear.
"Perhaps we should eat junk to ease all our problems?" Starfire said still not used to Earths habits.
"Honey thats not going to work." Sean said before she went to the fridge and inside was some disgusting blue shit and it started growl at her making her let out a cute eep and blasted it which in turn covered everyone in the blue gunk. "Ok thats disgusting." Sean said as everyone even Blackfire who just walked out was covered in this shit.
"What in the world happened?" Blackfire asked disgusted.
"Maybe we should go out for Pizza." Robin said as some more blue shit stuck on his face making Sean chuckle.
"Oh dude that is straight up nasty. Before we leave I think a shower is needed first." Sean said as a large gunk of blue shit dropped down on Beastboy's head making him groan in annoyance. "Now I really wish Reznov and Julia were here. They would be laughing their asses off." Sean said.
Later
After getting cleaned up from all the blue shit the Titans were at their favorite Pizza place deciding on what to order.
However though unknown to them they were being watched.
Suddenly a bus was heading for them which they noticed Till Beastboy gasped seeing a baby carriage in the road where the bus was heading on.
"Titans, Go!" Robin yelled making them rush off to stop the bus and save the baby. Starfire and her sister got the baby while Ghost and Cyborg stopped the bus. However there were a few things that didn't make sense.
"Uh don't buses usual have usually have drivers?" Ghost asked.
"And don't baby carriages usually have babies?" Robin asked picking up a green teddy bear.
"Are you pit-Sniffers normally this stupid?" The toy asked before blasting them away. Someone lifted the bus up and smashed Ghost, Cyborg and Raven.
The culprits were three people. Gizmo, Mammoth and Jinx. (I still suck at the descriptions so bare with me please)
"Ha that was to easy." Gizmo said before Ghost Lifted the bus up and glared at the three.
"You guys are dead!" Ghost yelled throwing the bus at them only for Gizmo to blast it.
"Who are these guys?" Beastboy asked.
"We are the Hive." Gizmo said.
"Your worst Nightmare." Mammoth said.
"And this is attack-pattern alpha." Jinx said before the fight started.
Cyborg went up against Mammoth while Ghost went against Jinx.
"You wouldn't hurt a pretty girl now would you?" Jinx asked seductively.
"Sorry honey but you started this!" Ghost Yelled smashing his fist on the ground making a large hole.
"Oooh. Strong. I like that in a man." Jinx said.
'I'm I seriously getting seduced in the middle of a battle?' Ghost asked before grabbing his chain and tried to grab her but her flexibility made it hard to do.
"What do you call an idiot with a rocket on his back?" Mammoth asked Cyborg before Gizmo placed a rocket on his back.
"Duped!" Gizmo yelled before the Rocket carried Cyborg away making him yell.
"Cyborg!" Starfire yelled as she and her sister went after him.
Jinx and Raven went up against one another in hand to hand combat.
"You fight like a boy." Jinx said making her glare at her.
"And you're going to croak like a frog." Gizmo said about to blast her had Ghost not grabbed her and jumped away.
"Man these guys are no joke." Sean said.
"Is it me or are we getting our butts kicked?" Beast Boy asked.
"It's just you." Ghost, Robin and Raven said.
"I got an idea." Ghost said before the three got blasted leaving him standing.
"How about you join us and we'll leave the rest of you team be." Jinx said.
"Sorry honey but not happening." Ghost said getting ready to fight. The three used their powers together making a large hole which Ghost fell through. "AHHH!" Ghost yelled as he fell to the bottom.
Raven and the others looked down but couldn't see him.
"Ghost!" Robin yelled before the Hive bugged out.
Later
The three went back to the tower.
"That didn't just happen. Tell me that didn't just happen." Beastboy said.
"It did happen. We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it." Raven said though she was just as conflicted as he was. Suddenly the doors opened and Cyborg, Starfire and Blackfire came in.
"Maybe you-all should call me flyboy. I was halfway to Gotham City before Stat zapped it off. So, what'd I miss?" Cyborg asked before seeing the conflicted looks on their faces.
"What happened?" Blackfire asked confused.
"Where is Ghost?" Starfire asked not seeing him.
"Um Star, we're not sure." Beastboy said.
"We searched everywhere. But all we found were these." Raven said holding up his dog tags making Starfire gasp.
"I should have been there. I let that kid sneak up on me and...What was I...It was a trap, And I...I should have known." Cyborg said.
"I do not understand. How could yo not find him?" Starfire asked
"Easy Star. This is Sean we're talking about. I'm sure he's fine." Beastboy said before someone was using the keypad at the door. "See?" Beastboy said before Starfire flew over to the door only for it to explode. The Hive were back to finish the job.
"Oh, no." BeastBoy said.
"Oh, yes." Jinx said.
"You guys got lucky last time. But you're our house now." Cyborg said.
"Yeah, nice place. We'll take it." Gizmo said.
Soon enough the Titans were defeated and kicked out of the house. (Like I really need to put in a fight for this since you all know and can imagine what will happen)
Soon he Titans made it to land and looked at their tower. Cyborg of course lost his right arm thanks to Gizmo screwing around with his systems.
"So...The Titans are finished?" Beastboy asked.
"Hell no." A familiar voice said making them look behind them and saw Ghost completely unharmed. "Not if I have any say in this." Ghost said.
"GHOST!" Starfire yelled in joy and pulled him into a hug and pushed his head into her breasts.
"What happened? We looked everywhere for you." Robin said.
"My bad. I was looking for my dog tags when I lost them in the sewer." Ghost said sheepishly.
"Here." Raven said handing them to him.
"Thank you." Ghost said putting them on again. "Now then Here's my plan." Ghost said.
Later
The Hive were remodeling the Tower making the T look like an H and going through the Titans things.
Gizmo was placing Cyborg's arm on the wall like a Trophy.
"Slade's going to have Kittens when he hears we whipped the titans and took their stinking tower." Gizmo said arrogantly.
"Not to mention Ghosts fashion statement." Jinx said holding a black leather Jacket with three spikes on each shoulder. "Hmm I think this looks better on him than that grey hoodie. Then again the to others have no fashion sense." Jinx said holding up Raven's cloak.
"Tell me about it. All their food is way out of date." Mammoth said eating the food anyway.
Now while this was going on Cyborg's arm started moving by remote control before quickly and quietly heading to the security system. Activating security systems and turned on the alarm.
"Huh?" Gizmo said before CD's started firing at him. "What the hairball...AHHHH!" Gizmo yelled like a little girl seeing Cyborg's arm looking at him before cables came out and grabbed him before flying to the roof. Jinx was grabbed by a black hand and Mammoth was shot upward.
The Hive team looked around confused till the Jacket Jinx was wearing came off.
"Hey thats...Mine?" Jinx said before seeing Ghost and the rest of the Titans.
"Honey it's not nice to steal from others. Now I believe we're owed a rematch." Ghost said making her grin.
"Oh it will be a pleasure." Jinx said.
Sure enough Ghost went up against Jinx and unlike last time Ghost had the upper hand firing fire at her which she had to dodge but thanks to the speed and timing she was constantly getting burned and her clothes were getting burned off.
"Oooh I like what I see." Ghost said chuckling making her blush before posing for him.
"Oh really?" Jinx asked seductively.
"Oh yes. But regrettably your on the wrong side." Ghost said.
"What if I wasn't?" Jinx asked.
"That depends. Are you going to turn over to a new leaf and become a hero?" Ghost asked before she pulled his left arm between her breasts.
"Does this answer your question?" Jinx asked sexually making him chuckle.
'Oh I love my life.' Ghost thought.
Soon enough Mammoth and Gizmo were out for the count.
"Cram it! I'm calling Slade!" Gizmo said before Ghost pulled him up and glared at him in a terrifying way.
"Who the fuck is Slade?" Ghost asked making him gulp.
"Honestly Don't know. He just hired us to take you guys down." Gizmo said nervously before Ghost punched him in the stomach knocking him out.
"Uh what is she doing?" Raven asked looking at Jinx who smiled.
"Would you believe me if I told you I got her to join the good guys?" Ghost asked making the others look at him in surprise.
"What the hell happened here?" Reznov asked as he and Julia jumped down. "We're gone for a few days and this shit happens?" Reznov asked making Ghost Chuckle.
"Long story man." Ghost said with his arms around Raven and Jinx making them smile.
Authors Note: I got this idea of adding Jinx after reading 3headed-Dragon's story A titan like no other. That story is amazing and I look forward to seeing more chapters. Now I know some of you were really hoping for a lemon but I'm going to do that next chapter. And I'm pretty sure you can all guess who's going to be the lucky girl. Now also if You haven't voted in the current poll please do since its tied. Read, Review, Vote, Fav and follow. REVIEW! See ya. Oh and hopefully I can update my Rider of the League story tomorrow.