... *Points to the Disclaimer in the summery* So, real life kicks my ass and my friend's issues have been getting into my life (Apparently cheating is involved). I'm just lucky I still have my Mobile. I'll try and get another chapter out, though no promises. Wish me luck.

Saguru POV

Why do I always attract the weird ones?

First there was Sosuke with his scary determination and just being plain scary at times (just because I'm his brother does not mean I am exempt). Then there was Sensei, a hard ass teacher who gives new meaning to the words tough love. Then we have Tomomi, with his beauty and adoration of me. Even Miyako was a bit weird, but thankfully only when it came to fireworks.

And now this.

"Sir, dost thou fare well?" the fox-like Hollow asked me, bringing me some water, as well as some fish that had already been cooked.

(I kinda want to make a joke about foxes and foxfire, but I'm more afraid he'll show me actual fire. Trees and fire are a big no no.)

"I'm good, thanks." I find myself saying, taking a bite out of the fish; they taste delicious. (Wonder how they would taste if I seasoned them?)

"Very well then, I shall keep watch for thee, Sir." I kind of want to wince at the Sir, but I'm to hungry to do much else beside eat.

How the hell did I get a dutiful Hollow again?

-Flashback

Grinning proudly at the damage I inflicted, I turn to the Hollow I was defending, only to blink at how close they are.

Naturally, the medic in me screams in outrage.

"What in the hell are you doing up? Because unless you're going to eat that bitch, which she deserves, then you better sit your ass down so I can fix you up." my grin turning into my Retsu smile as I say this, my aura backing it up.

While Foxy winces, to his credit he stands his ground.

"I would not devour that foul beast even if my life depended on such measures." yup, there's that grace then, coupled with a bit of pride.

"Well it just might; lucky for you I'm trained in healing." I say, dragging Mr. Fox back while Bobby starts to dissolve.

(What the hell am I doing?)

Of course I'm not stupid enough to drag a questionable soul eating creature to my injured, unconscious comrades and break the Kido barrier; I force him to sit his ass down on a nearby root, while I fully diagnose him.

"How in the hell are you still able to walk? Blood loss, immobility in your right arm and left leg, along with a nasty concussion. And the list just goes on! You're lucky it was a fight for your life, otherwise I might just have to hit you." I find myself ranting, my Retsu smile firmly in place while my aura becomes more oppressing.

I can't help but feel satisfied when I see the Hollow bow his head, wincing as I talk.

Sighing, I take a look at my reserves, as I don't want to drain myself.

What I find isn't pretty; I'm running only on half a tank, and I still need that to heal Miyako and the unseated officer with us. My Kido spells are the only thing keeping those two alive and (somewhat) healthy after all.

If I could just use my blood bandages-

Wait, why not use them on the Hollow?

Taking a good look at Foxy, I can't help but get a little thoughtful about that; how would my blood bandages react with a hollow.

Only one way to find out.

Cutting my palm with my still unsheathed Zanpakuto, I let the blood well up then press it into one of the wounds, surprising the fox-like Hollow and making him gasp.

The reaction is immediate.

Blood bandages start forming at an alarming rate, healing the Hollow quickly and efficiently as they wrap around the wounds. They're even being absorbed instead of becoming powder like when I use my bloody ability on others.

Then there's the fucking power boost. Seriously, it's like my blood is steroids or something for Hollows.

(I'm keeping this to myself; don't want any Hollows getting crazy ideas after all.)

"Why?" I blink when I hear this, looking at the Hollow.

"Why are you assisting me? Someone as strong and striking as you, help that which plagues the worlds of living and death?" the Hollow replies, visibly frowning at me while the narrow eyes seem to glow brighter.

I can't help but frown at the guy, "Like I said before, I don't like bullies, never have and never will." I answer, "And as a medic, it is my duty to heal those that are injured, not to attack them; if you weren't injured, I would in fact leave you alone, as you are much stronger then I am at this moment." I end by gesturing at my own appearance, my clothing damaged and my own appearance exhausted.

"The only reason I defeated that other Hollow was because of surprise and that she was tired from fighting you." I feel I have to add.

There is a moment of silence, the Hollow regarding me and I watch him.

Then the most strangest thing happens; he bows.

I think I'm going to start gathering flies.

"I am most grateful to you, Shinigami, and ask to learn your name, so that I may thank you properly."

"Eh, my name is Aizen Saguru." I say hesitantly.

"Aizen Saguru? A good name for you, and just as striking as you are. I, Monroe Valentino, pledge to serve you to the best of my ability, until I am unable and incapable of assistance. I hope I am pleasing for you, Sir."

Yup, he is indeed kneeling before me now, and even placed a kiss on my hand. He also won't let go.

What the fuck?

- Flashback End

Oh yeah, that's how.

Still can't believe I pulled a Sosuke; I thought my brother was suppose to be the manipulative one? I'm the emotional, slightly vulgar, temperamental twin who represses things, and who is quite insane.

I'm not suppose to have people devoted to me!

(Tomomi does not count.)

But as it's been a few days already, I really can't refuse the Hollow; neither of my comrades have woken up, and as I don't have enough energy to waste to keep the Kido barrier up and heal them healthy.

That's why Monroe is such a damn blessing; without him, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have made it.

Not only has he been taking watch so that I can sleep, he also has taken to getting me food so I can keep my energy up. Of course, I haven't let him in the barrier, as while he obeys me, I don't know how he'll react to two injured Shinigami.

It kind of makes up for the… other things he does.

"You should get some rest, Sir. Unless… you need some help to get some?" the question is practically purred in my ear, causing me to shiver at the sensual undertones. Damn, I should have went into the barrier by now instead of thinking outside. I end up giving Monroe… opportunities.

"I'm good, just thinking." I say weakly, hurrying inside to safety, feeling a heavy gaze on my back.

Thing about foxes; while they do symbolize trickery, they can also be a symbol for seduction.

And Monroe is practically made up of both.

Days Later...

"I know you want to serve me and all, but you just can't come with me to the big city; you will be cut down quicker then a tree for firewood in the outer districts." I sigh, pinching the bridge of my nose.

"I understand; I will reside just outside the city to not be a burden." Monroe tells me, bowing his head.

I can't help but twitch.

"It's not so much as you being a burden as your life will be in danger! Do you not understand that?" I ask, not even bothering to hold in my frustration, pinching the bridge of my nose, making my glasses lift a bit.

It's been about a week since the whole fisco, and I know the Shinigami are looking for us; it's only a matter of time now till they find us.

Which leave me with a problem; a rather 'Hollow' one. Foxy refuses to leave my side and at this point in time, he would be killed by the others. Not to mention the unseated officer is due to wake up any day now.

Can my life get anymore difficult?

Yes, yes it can, apparently; proven so by the idiotic Hollow that doesn't seem to understand he can not come with me to a place filled with others who would kill him, trained to do so, in a heart beat.

You would think it would be easier to convince him to go with such an argument, right?

"I swore I will serve you; I will not break my oath." The Fox Hollow says, his narrowed eyes glowing with emotion.

Obviously not.

"Yeah? And if you get killed, how will you... serve me?" I say, trying a different track, hoping it will work, because I will not wash my mouth out for nothing.

Seeing his eyes widen, I go in for the kill.

"If you really wish to serve me, how about this; go to that giant litter box of a desert you Hollows call home, and do recon. Find out all you can about any powerful Hollows, any big events, and/or any trouble that crops up around there. Think of this as a long undercover job, and that we might not see each other for years to come… And if Spirit King allows it, may we see each other again, alive and whole. Is that alright for you?" I ask, frowning at Monroe, who seems rather still.

"A quest?" Foxy murmurs finally, making me raise an eyebrow when he bows, "I will prove my worth for you, that I am indeed worthy of serving such a brilliant soul as you." he announces, before suddenly he is right in front of me.

"But before I go, I wish to leave something for you to remember me by." And queue sudden kiss.

Good thing it was only a peck, otherwise I might just change my mind about killing the Hollow.

It could also be the fact that the damn fox ran away before I could do anything.

"YOU DAMN FOX! NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'LL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET IT!" I yell, pissed to the max.

Still furious, I go to the barrier, grumbling to myself, only to get a bit of a surprise.

The raven-haired unseated Officer is starting to wake up.

Thank the Spirit King and his royals, finally! (And not a moment too soon, either.)

"You sure did take your time; now get up, we need to get out of here." I tell him, grabbing some of the roasted fish that Monroe caught for me and tossing it to him, which he sloppily caught. Huh, for just waking up, it's not a bad catch.

"So, do you want to carry Shiba-chan, or do you want to carry the food? Cause I'm good either way." I tell him.

"I believe I should carry the food; I'm not in top condition, so it would be best if you carry Shiba-sama." the unseated offericer says, voice kind of high and-

Hang on, what?

Turning around, I give the 'guy' a good hard look.

"…Alright, that's agreeable; by the way, what's your name?" I ask to confirm my suspicions.

"Kudou Ai, Aizen-san. While it is nice to meet you, I do wish it was under better conditions." Ai says dolefully.

Crap, not only is the officer a reverse trap, but she's one of those people with the sad faces and voices. Probably why I couldn't tell her gender at first.

(For the record, I claim it's because of how much of a mess we are and the stressful situation.)

"Agreed. Now, I got this packed up, so make sure you carry it and have your Kido ready to fire at any Hollow we see. I'll get Shiba-chan." I tell her, pointing to the food as I go to Miyako, who still is in a coma.

Time to get the hell out of this green purgatory.

(AN)- By the way... Where the hell did you all come from? *Looking at email inbox, filled*

Glad you all like this story.