Explosion Series: A Simple Day Out-2

"STEAAAL!"

Kazuma walked towards the lake, trying to pretend as if Megumin, who was riding Chris (oH MY~) wasn't staring at both of them with shining red eyes.

"So uhhhh...how about we enjoy a nice trip to the lakeside and just talk or...something?", Kazuma said awkwardly.

"Of course we will enjoy the trip and have a good time talking to each other, my idols? May I get your autograph? May we take a photograph to post on the website so we can show the few people who follow this story our faces? So I can show off my relationship with my idols?", said Megumin, fangirling over the two.

Kazuma and Chris shared a worried look. "Kazuma...I think she's going crazy. She's spouting nonsense about us being in a story posted on a website...how does she even know about that? Nevermind that, I think we need to take her to a doctor, she might be going insane!"

Kazuma sighed dejectedly, and agreed. However, Megumin was having none of that. She gripped Chris tighter. "You won't abandon me after I've said that we will have a good time talking to each other right?"

Kazuma and Chris froze up. How had her personality changed so much? Had she become a yandere? Just what the heck was wrong with this girl?!

"What is wrong, my idols? I am pleased to make your acquaintance, hadn't I already said that?"

Megumin hugged Chris from behind even more, who was looking genuinely worried about what Megumin could do.

Kazuma once again sighed, walked up to Chris and took Megumin onto his own back. Megumin cuddled him from behind, determined to never let go. However, Kazuma simply flipped around, so that Megumin was facing his face.

And then he kissed her. Megumin's eyes shot wide open, and she began to blush furiously. When Kazuma finally let go, she wasn't able to think straight. Where had this sudden kiss come from?!

Kazuma simply gave her a small smile, and then asked her," Is the normal explosion maniac Megumin back? Or are you still crazy and definitely not willing to murder us if we don't listen to you?"

"S-sorry about thaT- ah?!", Megumin apologized sheepishly before having her cheeks pulled by Chris from behind.

"Honestly, you're like my cute little sister!", Chris continued laughing, enjoying teasing her. Kazuma too laughed. He was glad that they were getting along.

"Chris- stooopppp I'm not that tiny!", Megumin complained though Kazuma knew that secretly, she was definitely enjoying it. Unfortunately for her, Chris actually stopped. Megumin was pouting but was trying to hide her sadness.

Kazuma then drew Megumin closer, and hugged her as hard as he could.

"I love you."

"I love you too, Kazuma.", they whispered into each other's ears.

And once again, they resumed their journey to the lake.

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Finally, they reached the lake. Kazuma immediately put Megumin down, and took his clothes off, changing into the swimming trunks he was wearing underneath his clothes. Of course, Chris had no idea he was wearing anything underneath and started screaming at Kazuma before realizing that he was not, in fact, going to flash his Excalibur at her. Kazuma and Megumin both began laughing at her and she blushed in pure embarrassment.

Megumin too took her clothes off and changed into her beach wear which consisted of a red bikini with frills at the ends. Kazuma immediately blushed and began to bleed from his nose.

Megumin rushed to his side and caught him before he fell which only made it worse. And thus, he fainted.

"WHAT'S WRONG, KAZUMA?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT? KAZUMA?!", Megumin kept screaming in fear. She grabbed his face and hugged him, pressing him against her flat ch- boobs which just caused him to overheat. Chris was just watching from the side in fear, before realizing what was actually happening.

She started laughing, holding her stomach, trying to breathe through the laughs. Megumin looked at her in confusion and anger before the truth hit her as well. She too blushed once she realized that Kazuma found her figure...sexy...sexy enough to faint from nose bleeds.

She began to tear up, but controlled it, and then hugged Kazuma with every last ounce of her strength. She nuzzled against him, and planted cheeks along his collar bone. Of course, all of this only made the poor Kazuma's condition worse than before. Chris stopped laughing and looked on in horror as his face seemed to drain of all colour due to the excessive blood loss.

"MEGUMIN GO AWAY BEFORE YOU KILL THE PERVERT!", Chris shouted while pushing Megumin away.

Kazuma still bled.

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Finally, after about 15 minutes of constant bleeding, Kazuma came back to his senses. Chris was awestruck at his superhuman physiology. Just how exactly had he managed to survive that?! Chris shuddered.

"Wait Chris, how will you swim since you don't have a swimsuit?", Kazuma asked, realizing that Chris could have had no way of knowing they were going to be swimming. Unless…

Kazuma narrowed his eyes at Chris, who blushed and stammered," I-I am wearing a swimsuit...underneath my clothes…" Megumin was too busy scaring away some squirrels who were trying to attack Kazuma's discarded clothes.

Kazuma narrowed his eyes even further, causing Chris to blush even more [Is it possible to learn this power?!] and turn her head away from the staring Kazuma.

Chris then ran behind some bushes, took her clothes off, and then emerged, in a sexy white bikini with a purple outline, and a bow in the centre of the top piece. Before anyone could even comment, however, Megumin jumped onto a rock overlooking the lake, and started shouting at Chris with stars in her eyes.

"AS EXPECTED OF THE CHIVALROUS THIEVES DUO MEMBER, CHRIS! WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FIGURE! THOUGH EQUIPPED WITH FLAT BREASTS AND THE BODY OF A BOY YET TO BECOME A MAN, SHE BLOWS EVERYONE AWAY WITH HER BEAUTY! SO VERY BREATHT- hm?!", Megumin ranted, only to be interrupted by a Kazuma who sneaked up behind her, grabbed her by the waist, lifted her, and then jumped into the water. Chris, however, was reduced to tears. Megumin had meant to compliment her but her bias for gigantic boobs had snuck into it, and thus insulted Chris.

"F-flat breasts? Body like that of a boy?", she murmured, sniffling and crying. Her outing had been ruined.

Meanwhile, Kazuma and Megumin were having the time of their lives splashing water on each other, trying to drown the other. Chris sighed, climbed onto the rock, and cannonballed into them, practically creating tsunamis.

Both Megumin and Kazuma shuttered, and fell into the water. A triumphant Chris emerged from the water, and smirked at both of them. The revenge of the Flat Thief had begun.

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Sorry for the late upload, I've been busy with life/exams so expect slower uploads please. I'm not gonna stop though hehe.