Explosion Series: Unexpected Visitors

"Hai, Kazuma desu."

Chris was destroying both Megumin and Kazuma in aquatic combat. Particularly Kazuma. They were playing a game, the goal of which was to steal a coin that was hidden somewhere on Chris' person.

Kazuma tried to splash water on Chris, to disorient her, but to no avail, as she nimbly dodged it by diving underwater, and then proceeded to pull him into the water. Megumin tried to fight Chris at the same time by casting ancient Crimson Demon Spells that would supposedly defeat any and all foes , but Chris was simply far too powerful.

Megumin and Kazuma emerged together on one side of the pool, forced to bear the humiliation of Chris' triumphant laugh. "Thank god Darkness isn't here. She'd be orgasming right now if she heard that laugh.", thought the both of them simultaneously.

They shared a glance, and decided that it was time to resort to underhanded tricks.

They waded through the lake towards Chris who looked at the both of them with a gleam in her eye. However, Megumin pretended to fall into the water and started to flail, as though she were drowning.

Chris stared at the two in fear, which turned into anger when she realized that Kazuma was not doing anything to save Megumin.

"Kazuma! Help her!", Chris shouted as she began to swim at full speed towards the 'drowning' Megumin. But, the moment she reached Megumin she was surprised as she was locked between the petite legs of the person who should have been drowning.

And so, Megumin pulled Chris underwater and herself rose up for air. She gasped, taking in deep breaths. "KAZUMAAAAAA!", she screamed,"Search her body for the coin while I hold her!" Kazuma then froze.

She was barely wearing any clothes. He couldn't use steal because that would result in her being naked.

"I can't search her body either! Knowing my luck, that retard Aqua would walk in right now, destroy all my fortune and then somehow attract a crowd out for blood! I'd be crucified!", he thought frantically.

"KA!ZU!MA!", shouted Megumin again, as Chris began to surface. Kazuma finally took a deep breath and made up his mind.

He dived underwater and swam to a shadowy spot, where he used Lurk to hide.

"There is absolutely NO way I am risking my precious dignity for a game, especially when I just became a man who isn't scum."

Megumin screamed in anger as Chris arose. Chris looked down at her with a smirk that was terrifyingly close to the face Megumin had made at Yunyun all that time back.

Megumin jumped into the water and tried to swim away but was caught by a nimble Chris who grabbed her waist and lifted her into the air. She then leaned towards Megumin's face, as though she was going to...kiss her?

Kazuma, who was looking at the scene peacefully, suddenly widened his eyes in shock. Chris pulled away from Megumin, but seemed to position her so that he couldn't see her face. Meanwhile, she was giggling.

Giggling.

Giggling after kissing his girlfriend.

Kazuma rose up, and stalked towards Chris, deactivating his Lurk skill.

Kazuma then looked up towards Chris, and said," I believe you have something that belongs to me."

Chris looked up confused. She wasn't expecting this. What did he mean? Why would she have something that belonged to him?! Wait...did he mean the coin?

"Hah! As if he's going to manage stealing it when he has to face me, the Goddess of Luck! But really...he shouldn't be so ready to die for a game!", she thought smugly.

"That thing is very important to me and I would die for it. So, I will now take it back, and I will take the coin you have hidden.", Kazuma said calmly before chanting the incantation for Steal.

Chris was thrown off by his words.

"The coin is secondary?", she thought before being interrupted by the bright flash of light that heralded the use of the supreme spell, Steal.

And then Chris saw Megumin perched on his arms, who was blushing as realization dawned on her.

Chris too reddened once she realized what Kazuma was saying. He was talking about Megumin!

"Kindly never kiss my beautiful girlfriend again!", Kazuma said.

Chris and Megumin however, looked at him in confusion.

"Kiss Megumin? Why would I do that?! JUST BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A B-BOY DOESN'T MEAN I'M INTO GIRLS, YOU KNOW!", Chris shouted in tears.

Megumin too laughed and hugged Kazuma tighter while he held her in his arms, having shifted her into a position more comfortable for the both of them.

"You idiott! She didn't kiss me! She just told me to team up with her so we both could humiliate you!", Megumin giggled while kissing his cheek.

Kazuma couldn't think after being kissed, which worked in Megumin's and Chris' favour.

Because by the time he realized what she'd said, his underpants had already become a victim of Chris' steal and both him, and his dignity, had been submerged and destroyed underwater by Megumin.

…

Kazuma groaned while lying down on the shore, on Megumin's lap. Megumin was running her hands through his hair while Chris was hiding somewhere, changing into her normal clothes and drying herself.

"Both of you didn't have to try and tickle me to death, you know.", Kazuma said, wincing again as his cheek muscles hurt from just how much he had laughed due to their attacks.

"Just be grateful I didn't let Chris pull you completely out of water and look at my- your Excalibur.", Megumin said matter-of-factly, trying to hide her blush and pretend as if she hadn't claimed ownership of his mighty weapon.

Thankfully for her, Kazuma was in far too much pain to notice what she said. He just groaned again and leaned into her thighs, trying to enjoy them as much as possible.

"Pervert.", Megumin thought, but she was actually smiling, because she liked it when Kazuma was assertive.

Soon, Chris came out of the bushes, She stretched, and then said," Today was really fun, even if it involved emotional warfare on both ends. Thank you, you two! And I hope your relationship remains as great as it is now!" With that, she bid the two lovers farewell, and went on her way. Megumin assumed she was going to do something cool, like rescue divine treasures from the hands of an evil noble, but Kazuma knew she was going back to heaven so she could wear her pad- ahem, so she could carry out her celestial duties as a respected and powerful goddess.

"Well, Kazuma, let's go home!", Megumin said, beaming at him. Kazuma sighed and then got up, intertwining his hands with Megumin's. And so, they walked home, after an enjoyable and simple day out, with a friend, and most importantly, with each other.

…

Once home, both of them lay down together and hugged and talked about everything and nothing.

"You know how I'm from Japan right? That country in another world? I was just thinking, wouldn't it be nice if we both could go back there, live together, start a new life? I could make amends with my parents, actually go to school, and of course...show you off to everyone."

"Well...I wouldn't really want to leave everything behind, but... I wouldn't mind going somewhere as long as you promised me you'd never leave me all alone, stranded because some hussy with giant breasts cme and seduced you!"

Kazuma laughed lightly, and pulled Megumin closer to himself, wrapping his legs around her. "And again, you're worried for no reason at all. I'm not going to cheat on you. As I keep saying, there's plenty of hot women in this town with giant boobs I'd love to care- OW! Okay, okay, sorry! Anyway, it's not like Japan will magically have more women who'd seduce me. There's plenty here. But I'm always going to choose you because no one even comes to being as cute as you, and as smart as you! Which other woman would fit perfectly into my arms and legs like this?", Kazuma said, making Megumin blush hard and tear up as she allowed herself to be pulled closer into his embrace.

And then they were interrupted by a BANG as the window to their bedroom was opened, and a small blonde girl with blue eyes walked in, proclaiming," I WOULD FIT INTO THEM JUST AS WELL!"

Kazuma screamed and got up, along with Megumin who was also incredibly surprised.

"I-IRIS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

As chaos ensued, a beautiful woman dressed in a white suit with stains here and there walked in and stared at the three, yelling and screaming, with a tired look on her face.

Kazuma noticed her, and turned pale. 'C-Claire? You too? Just what the hell is going on here?"

Claire glared at Kazuma, and said," You'd do well to speak towards us, especially Lady Iris, with care! Her Majesty Iris has not traversed long distances just to meet with you like this!"

Finally, as things began to calm down, Iris began to complain. Kazuma was very surprised, as were Claire and Megumin, because Iris rarely if ever complained about anything!

"Onii-sama! You know that defeating the demon king means that you should marry me! Still, you ran away and lived in Axel without saying even a word! And then, I find out that you are lying in bed with Bos- Megumin, and are telling her all sorts of things that I'd love to hear! And you haven't even told me that you are in a relationship with her!"

She continued, almost on the verge of tears," Now, you have to marry me by law! I am taking you with me to the Capital, where you have to marry me!"

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A/N: It's been way too long since I posted a chapter but here it is! And don't worry, the Kazumin ship won't end! It'll just be put on hold for a bit before the events are resolved. Nothing too dark will happen either, since in the end this fanfic is basically wish fulfillment for us starved shippers! Thank you for waiting, and I'll see you in the next chapter!