You're sitting in Calculus class trying really hard to pay attention and wondering if it's possible that your professor can read minds. It's just that every time you start thinking dirty things about Santana, your professor looks in your direction. You hope that she can't, shifting uncomfortably in your seat at the thought, that would be super awkward. But if she can read minds, maybe she could teach you how. That'd be pretty cool, maybe, but maybe not cause then you'd have to hear the gross things that go through guys heads all the time and you just definitely don't want to know all that. And also, you have a really hot girlfriend and you're pretty sure that hearing how hot other people thought she was would bring out territorial Brittany and that wouldn't be good for anyone involved.

You're interrupted from your inner debate by a buzz from your phone. Santana has been sending you flirty text messages all morning, so you're a bit preoccupied at the moment.

San: Wish you were here right now

You narrow your eyes and know that there's more to that statement that just a simple I miss you.

Britt: Why, what are you doing?

San: I'm just lying in bed

San: Thinking about you, and our recent purchase…

Your eyes widen comically and your phone thumps onto your desk as you lose your grip. You feel the heat spread to your cheeks and gulp harshly, raising your eyes to make sure no one notices the likely embarrassing look on your face. You try to play it cool and pretend like the thought doesn't make you squirm in your seat.

Britt: Oh yeah?

San: Oh yeah, I took it out of the package and just looking at it is making me wet.

You cough out abruptly and a few people around you turn to see what's going on. Your professor catches your eye and looks at you over the rim of her glasses.

"Everything alright up there, Ms. Pierce?" she questions dryly.

"Um, yeah. Just a tickle in my throat, Sorry!" you respond with a forced smile.

You spend the next 5 minutes trying to slow down your reeling brain and pointedly not looking at your phone. About 15 minutes in you give up and unlock the screen on your phone to see a few more messages.

San: I'm thinking about how nice it will be to have both of your hands on me at once, while I ride you.

San: My brain is fizzling just thinking about the way you move in bed combined with this..

San: Britt?

San: Did I kill you?

You're pretty sure your jaw is hanging open, so much for being discreet about not paying attention. You've only got about 20 minutes left of class and it's a review over an assignment that you finished yesterday. You pack up your bag and slip out of the back of the classroom, while pressing the call button on your cell.

"You're evil."

A positively filthy giggle rings out over the line, "Are you out of class?"

"I am now"

"Why don't you get over here and I'll show you how evil I can be" she husks lowly.

That has you picking up your pace and your heart thumping quickly in your chest.

"God, I love you. I'll be there in 5."

"I Love you too. Hurry it up, Pierce!"

You are panting by the time you let yourself into her apartment, you 're pretty sure you broke about 16 traffic laws too. You walk into her bedroom and your jaw drops. She's laying there naked and waiting for you.

"Finally," she groans from her place on the bed.

"It's only been three minutes, San."

"Three minutes too long, get over here."

You saunter over slowly, baiting her a bit.

"What, did you miss me or something?" you ask coyly.

"You have no idea…Ugh, god Britt. I'm so wet."

You peel your clothes off quickly and watch as Santana's eyes darken at the sight of your naked body. You notice your recent purchase sitting at the end of the bed in all its purple glory, the straps already fastened and ready. You pick it up and take a second to figure out how to put it on. Once it's securely attached, you wiggle your hips a little and giggle at yourself. You're such a child sometimes. Your giggles stop abruptly when you see the look on Santana's face, she's got her lip pressed between her teeth and her eyes are flickering quickly, like they don't know where to focus. You crawl onto the bed with a smirk and set to pressing kisses all the way up her body until you're settling in between her thighs and pressing a hard kiss to her mouth. Her hips roll up instantly causing a gasp to escape your mouth as you feel the base of the dildo press against your clit. You lean down to nip at her bottom lip as your roll your hips to meet hers. She moans and then you're kissing, all tongue and teeth. She catches you off guard and flips you onto your back.

"I wasn't kidding about the riding" she husks into your ear with a nip to your lobe.

You grab her hips and buck up at her words, your head pressing back into the pillow. She settles onto your hips and runs her hands up from your stomach to your breasts, squeezing softly. You're trying not to press up into her very hard, you know that this is going to be slow going since this is a new experience for the two of you together. Santana's eyes are fluttering shut and she's got her lip between her teeth. She's slowly rocking herself against your length, gliding forward and back.

"I've been waiting for you all day, I missed you so much today," she whispers into the cool air of the room.

Your brain is stalled at the vision in front of you and you're not able to actually form words at the moment. You squeeze her hips to signal that you feel the same. She picks up her hips and grabs the silicone between your legs, the pressure of it against you making you squirm. You watch as she sucks in a deep breath and hold it before slowly lowering herself down to your hips. You can feel how slick she is and how easy it is for the dildo to slide into her.

"Unghh.. Just.. I'm just.." she pants out.

"It's okay baby, take your time."

She nods and closes her eyes. You're rubbing her thighs and up her sides to try to relax some of the tension out. You can feel her slowly starting to relax and become soft beneath your palms. Her hips begin to shift and you see her eyebrows cinched in concentration. Hips lift a couple of inches and slowly glide back down, causing an obscene moan to break the silence. She repeats the action a little faster and you watch raptly.

"You.. mmm… you can move now, babe," she tells you softly.

Following her suggestion, you begin pressing up and rotating your hips and the noise you get in response makes you think you may not last long at this rate. You've both got your rhythm now and she's pressing sloppy kisses to your lips and groaning undecipherable words into your mouth. You shift your hips for a better angle and

"FUCK"

Your eyes are wide and you slow down thinking you may have hurt her.

"NO, DON'T STOP. DO THAT AGAIN"

You angle your hips again and press in deeply, causing her back to arch and her body to raise back up into a sitting position.

"Jesus Christ, Britt."

She's slamming herself down as you keep your pace and position, trying to keep that euphoric look on her face. You can feel the base rubbing against you and you're groaning out as it keeps hitting your clit, sending jolts up your spine.

"I'm… hnnng… I'm almost.. oh god"

"Me too, fuck"

You see the sweat running down her chest and lean up to press kisses to the spot, which causes you to sink deeper into her and she freezes above you with wide eyes. Lifting herself up and quickly dropping herself back down, she repeats the action a couple more times before she's arching her back and screaming out your name. You keep rolling your hips, chasing your own release until your vision blanks and you're shattering underneath her.

"Ohmygod," she slurs out, slumping onto your chest.

Your hips are still rolling as you ride out the end of your orgasm.

"Hmphhhhhloveyou"

She giggles and presses a wet kiss to your chest.

"I love you too"

Your hips finally slow and stop leaving both of you a mess of sweaty limbs and breathless lungs.

"That was… I..."

"Yeah"

"This was a genius idea"

"The best idea ever"

"I can't feel my legs"

"Mission accomplished"

She slowly sits back as you pull out of her, hissing at the loss. You unbuckle your new favorite thing ever and lay it at the end of the bed for cleaning later. Flopping back onto the bed you pull her to you and nuzzle into her neck. She covers the both of you up and yawns.

"Mmmm sleep now," you mumble into her neck.

She kisses the crown of your head and you both drift off into a much needed nap.