My Everyday Reborn Life with My Neighbor with Hot Monster Girls, while I Live with Troublesome Women
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Well he did it, Kazuma defeated the Devil King against all possible odds, and now it was time for Kazuma to be given what was rightfully his.
"Congratulations Kazuma, you succeeded in defeating the demon Lord" said Eris proudly as Megumin and Darkness stood beside him and cheering for his most recent triumphs.
"That's right, that means your truly finally regained her status as a proud and noble goddess once more" Aqua said proudly as she took her spot back in her throne chair which did just appear once again.
"Huh, so she was telling the truth" said Megumin, "Honestly I thought she was more insane than you Megumin, no offense mind you" commented Darkness, "None taken honestly".
"You 2 are just as mean as Kazuma" cried Aqua as she felt betrayed by the response of her other 2 teammates who were never mean to her.
"Yeah, frankly no one would believe that given how we all saw how bad you are at your worst, in fact I'm surprised that you're even allowed to come back as a goddess if I'm being honest" said Kazuma not caring he's hurting Aqua's feelings.
"Stupid NEET, I'll show you what are the consequences for insulting as noble and beautiful as a goddess such as me, especially when you're in her domain" said Aqua as she raised a fist that was shaking with rage and was glowing a new blue aura.
"Ooh forgive me for not shaking in my boots, now if you don't mind I think I'm supposed to be given my reward at this point now, so cough it up already" said Kazuma as he sneered at her.
"Kazuma is right, he has proven himself worthy and deserves his wish after all the hardships he had gone through" said Eris nervously trying to defuse the situation peacefully.
"Thank you, a goddess who cares and acknowledges me for all my efforts and the struggles I faced" said Kazuma smugly as he chose to ignore Aqua for the remainder of his visit.
"So Kazuma, what can I-that is we as goddess do in granting your wish" asked Eris as honestly she'd be lying if she said she wasn't nervous given he could've wished for anything, like say a one night stand with all the woman he had the hots for, or worse being able to teleport himself and turn invisible at the same time to say I don't know any to all woman's lingerie store where he could cop a feel and then some.
"Alright, here it is, I'd like to return back home with all the skills I have acquired" said Kazuma as this completely caught everyone by surprise.
"Come again" asked Aqua, "Look going through all that hell of living in a world where there was no such thing as stuff like minimum wage, proper hospitals with insurance policies, corrupted officials that could get away with anything without being able to hide it publicly, and this is not mention some of the more bitching things in life like electricity, AC, and wifi for Christ sakes" ranted Kazuma.
"Hey, watch it now, you're in the presence of 2 goddesses you NEET" Aqua said threateningly as Eris nodded along.
"Look bottom line, while my life did took a turn for the worst, be it how my child hood friend betrayed me and my family but disowned me, it wasn't as bad as doing life threatening jobs on a daily and getting killed once every 3 months" said Kazuma as he surprisingly took this wish and moment to reflect and grow.
"So please, just send back home to the world I belong and came from, hell doesn't have to be with my family or even in Japan, so long it's a first world country that isn't under autocratic rule, I can make it using the skills I have to start a successful business, rob casinos blind, and if push comes to shove work as hired hit and professional thief" said Japan.
"Well it's funny how you should mention about your world" said Eris nervously, "Oh my god please tell me it's not a nuclear wasteland" said Kazuma worriedly.
"Oh no, it's nothing like that, far from it actually, it's just that shortly after you died, your parents collected the life insurance money, and they along with your brother decided to take a vacation on a family cruise to Hawaii" said Eris, "Of course they did, those fricken assholes" said Kazuma with venom.
"Now hold on, I think it be appropriate to inform you that your family had all died out in sea do to misunderstanding and this of course what caused the recent radical change in the world you once know" said Eris.
What she or no one, but Aqua, expected was Kazuma to be laughing at the death of his family, "Hahahahahaha, suck it mom and dad, and that especially goes to that little shit smart mouth of my little brother, guess who got the last laugh and a chance to return and restore and continue the Satou family name, but me bitches" laughed Kazuma in the most smuggest villainous manner anyone has ever seen.
"Kazuma I understand you didn't have a perfect relationship with your family, but aren't you're reacting a little to… mean about their sudden death" asked Eris.
"Listen these were the same apathetic jerks who never cared to understand or comfort me, and also laughed at my death bed, so I say my reaction is justified at this point" Kazuma said in his serious demeanor.
"Anyways, there was a misunderstanding leading to their deaths because the world change, could you please explain that" asked Kazuma.
"Well during the time you were gone, it seems that the world had been invaded by the discovery of monster girls" said Eris, "Come again now" asked Kazuma.
"It be better if I showed you" said Eris as she opened a window to show Kazuma and company of what she was talking about, and was it bodacious and gratuitous in all senses to Kazuma's taste of hot woman.
Granted, he was sort of half expecting that Eris was implying something on the lines of new breed of beings that they were either on a winning war streak to even enslaved pets.
But this, this was more than better on so many levels for Kazuma as he was more than certain he's seen at least 10 titty flashes before Eris put away.
"So you see, your world isn't entirely the same, but if you're still interested in going back" said Eris, "Question, I don't have to worry about getting rape now do I once I return home" asked Kazuma as he was still traumatized after that whole female orc experience.
"Well only if you visit their homelands and it usually depends on their race, but otherwise your chances of rape are as likely to happen like anyone else" admitted Eris.
Thinking about it for a good minute, and probably against his better judgment and safety, Kazuma decided to say screw it and just go with it.
"You know what, I'll take my chances so long as I get to live with a roof over my head once more that also provides AC and wifi" said Kazuma as that was him subtly hinting something to be additionally accommodating.
"Very well Kazuma, if that is your wish, I shall happily oblige and grant it, just let me do some other things first before we proceed" said Eris.
"Quit trying to hog the spot light you little twerp, and let's send the NEET back home already" said Aqua as she began to do the incantation in sending Kazuma back to Japan.
"Lady Aqua wait" pleaded Eris, but it was too late as Kazuma was levitated and was finally going to be sent back to Japan without giving him or anyone a chance to say goodbye.
Japan 20XX
Home sweet home, as Kazuma was literally living inside of his brand new house, that came with every sort of accommodation, electrical lighting, TV with game consoles and systems, before he continued to explore the whole house.
It was a 5 bedroom house, including a master bedroom with its own shower and toilet, along with big ass monitor screens with high tech gaming rigs, various figurines and other stuff that Kazuma may or may not have collected that suited his taste just perfectly.
Kitchen was currently full of fresh food within its expiration date, along with enough clean dishes for the week.
Yup, Kazuma was absolutely loving his wish and his new life and instead of going straight into NEET mode for a week to recover for all the hell and misfortune he's been through, he was ready to explore how much his world changed and if possible find a girl who he can make a good first impression and maybe bring him back home to Casa Kazuma, occupancy only 1.
That is until he heard a noise coming from one of the bathrooms in the hall way.
"Who the hell is there" demanded Kazuma as he was more than capable on taking on any thief at this point as he checked himself and was glad he was able to do the abilities like freeze, tinder, and such.
Opening the door slowly, Kazuma nearly attacked the person on sight as it was revealed to be none other than Aqua who looked like she was about to cry any minute.
"This is so unfair" sniffled Aqua, "Aqua, what the hell are you doing here" squeaked Kazuma's voice before Aqua turned to face Kazuma, where she proceeded to throw herself and cry.
"Waaaaaaaaah, Kazuma why does this keep happening to me" cried Aqua, "You're tell me" said Kazuma as he felt the same sentiment as he could feel his shirt being covered in snot and tears.
"Can you calm down and tell me what the hell is happening" said Kazuma as he pushed Aqua off him, "This is all that little twerp Eris' fault" pouted Aqua as Kazuma was confused since she kinda did kinda didn't answer his question, but more on the latter.
"Mind elaborating how this is Eris' fault" asked Kazuma, "She said she was trying to undo the binding contract that you and I had since I was still technically your property when I sent you here" blubbered Aqua for a minute before putting on a face of sudden realizing before a glare.
"And she said that the only reason this had happened was because you said you wanted to come back here with everything you had previously acquired, so this is your fault stupid NEET" said Aqua as she began to furiously shake Kazuma, before he wrestled her and pulled her cheeks into submission.
"Calm down, I never said that, I said with only the skills I acquired, not the worthless goddess of debt" said Kazuma before releasing Aqua, "Don't you remember, how before we were sent off to fight the demon lord, I gave you a choice of either legendary skill or weapon, but instead you chose me, those rules still apply as if you had taken the first 2 to begin with, when you said you wanted to be send here with the skills you acquired" said Aqua as she massaged her cheeks.
Just hearing that got Kazuma to pale and would really hate, but won't admit this was his fault and couldn't blame anyone, except for the goddess who acted without thinking to begin with once again.
"I wouldn't have been in this damn mess if not for you acting without thinking once again, but no, you just had to assert you dominance over someone as kind and more gracious than Eris, who was trying to prevent this in the first place you stupid goddess" yelled Kazuma.
"Now look here" began Aqua, "And you know what's probably the worst part, it's that there's probably no way for you to return back home this time, but unlike before, I don't really need you in my life so you can just go out and rough it in the damn street for all I care" ranted Kazuma as he turned Aqua back into a blubbering sack of tears.
"No Kazuma, please don't abandoned me, what if I can't go back, I can't make it on my own here" begged Aqua as she threw herself once again and wrapped herself onto Kazuma's lower half.
"Not my problem this time, since you'll only get in the way of my own personal paradise" said Kazuma as he tried to push her off him, before he heard a knock at his front door.
"Wonder who that can be" asked Aqua out loud, "Make yourself useful and hide yourself back in the bathroom, for all I know it can be a real hot single girl who's DTF" said Kazuma as he began to push Aqua into the bathroom once again, before answering the door.
As if the gods and the cosmos didn't hate him enough and continued his punishment, low and behold standing outside his door was none other than Megumin and Darkness.
"Kazuma" Megumin and Darkness said happily before Kazuma put on his 'nope' face and slammed the door shut.
"What the hell did I do to be punished to this day!" screamed Kazuma out loud, before Megumin and Darkness continued to knock on his door.
"Hey Kazuma, open up, you're being rude" said Megumin on the other side, "Kazuma, don't think I won't break down this door" warned Darkness.
"Was that Megumin and Darkness I heard just now" asked Aqua as she came out the bathroom, "Eris, please here my pleas for help, and get rid of these woman from my life" cried Kazuma to the sky.
After calming down and letting in Darkness and Megumin in, everyone was all but excited to be reunited, except Kazuma, who just seems to get the short end of the stick even after claiming what was rightfully his.
"Hey Kazuma, you've been quiet is everything alright" asked Megumin, "No, not everything is alright, what I like to know is why the hell are both of you here" asked Kazuma.
"Well, you left before we could all properly say goodbye, so I humbly requested that the goddess Eris to allow us to see you in person once more" explained Darkness.
"Alright, let's get this goodbye over with, so you can both leave, and while you're at it, can you ask her to find a way to take Aqua off my hands, or at least send her far away from here, preferably somewhere in Greece" said Kazuma, "So mean" cried Aqua.
"Well here's the thing, Lady Eris said that until she can find a way to bring Aqua back, we'll all be stuck here until that day arrive" explained Darkness.
"Did she say how long" asked Kazuma as he was hoping things can be resolve in the next hour or less even, "She said it'll take some time, but until then said to enjoy our time here together once more" said Megumin with a smile.
"Are you freaking kidding me" said Kazuma in disbelief as this was not the reaction the girls were expecting.
"Kazuma, what's wrong" asked Darkness, "What's wrong is that I'm finally home ready to start my life all over again and on the right foot with no one, but myself being the one to stop me, instead the 3 least favorable people I wanted to be with decided on a whim to crash and burn my moment of trying to fit in and live the good life" said Kazuma.
"Kazuma, you're going to far now" said Darkness as hers along with everyone else's feelings were hurt, "Oh, I am far from crossing that line" said Kazuma.
"Seriously Kazuma, you get to live with 3 single girls that have their own various charm and you're complaining" said Aqua, "Yeah I'm complaining considering their contents are fricken crap" said Kazuma as he began to sit up.
"Where are you going" asked Megumin, "I'm off to find myself a nice single girl to bring home and when I get back, I expect you girls to be out of here and out of sight" said Kazuma.
"Excuse you Kazuma, but where are we suppose to go" said Aqua once more, "Not my problem, what is my problem is me having 3 single girls living under the same roof as me, which will leave questionable if not negative impression to any girl I bring home, so do me a favor and hit the road" said Kazuma bluntly as he began to walk outside to brood and think about what he was gonna do and how to avoid this trio of misfits.
It wasn't far until he stepped outside past the entrance of his house that someone bumped and collided into him.
"Ow" groaned Kazuma as he was ready to just give up and die and requests that he'd be reborn all together.
"Sorry about that, are you alright" said the voice of a woman as Kazuma looked up to see a hot lamia standing over him.
"No um, it was my bad I should've payed better attention" said Kazuma as he began to get back up on his feet where he fully examined the hottie before him.
Her lower half and tail was copper scales with a pinkish cream underbelly, long red hair and golden eyes, and had on 'D' shaped hairclips, wearing denim skirt and a yellow long sleeved with the lower half twisted up to her cleavage which was bodacious and perfect for Kazuma.
"Are you alright" asked the Lamia as Kazuma began to blush a little, "I'm sorry, but you're so… hot, please don't find me creepy for admitting that out loud" said Kazuma.
"Well I wouldn't call it being creeped out, but definitely unexpected, but hey you were complimenting me which I find to be welcoming" said the Lamia, which was bringing much joy and hope to Kazuma for being a virgin still.
"Oh sorry for never introducing myself, but my name is Miia" greeted the Lamia, "Name's Kazuma" greeted Kazuma, "Say Kazuma, you don't happen to live here now do you".
"Yeah, just moved in here, by myself for the record" said Kazuma as he wanted to established that alibi incase the girls from his team never left and needed to call the cops and claim he's a victim of a home invasion.
"Oh that's perfect, I guess that makes us neighbors" said Miia with a smile as this got Kazuma to believe that the gods finally rewarding him at long last after their recent fumble.
"Anyways, I must be on my way, I got some dinner shopping to do" said Miia, "Hey if you want I can keep you company" offered Kazuma, "Well aren't you just the gentlemen".
So far so good, as Kazuma was playing it smooth and if continued to play his cards right, he could even have sex before the night ends and he probably doesn't have to bring her home to his place just to be safe.
"Well I won't say no, so shall we" said Miia with a smile, "For you Miia, anything" said Kazuma chivalrously.
Later
After walking into town and helping Miia do grocery shopping, which was hella by the way, it also gave Kazuma a chance to see how much the world change and possibly looking for a job that wasn't just construction off the bat.
His world was now inhabited by both monster girls and boys, though the latter of which served to be in a small minority as he only spotted only 6 of them in total with half of them hanging out at a local café.
Regardless he got to learn about Miia how she came from a village filled with Lamia's and came here on a home exchange stay.
Unfortunately, it was during their conversation that he learned she had her eyes on someone she referred to as her darling, who was out working that day, which would've stun Kazuma, but hey it was one sided and on more than one occasions where she had bluntly came out to him, he either snuck out and said nothing, gave Kazuma a linger of hope that they could be more than neighbors someday.
"Well here we are, home sweet home" said Kazuma as they stood outside the house Miia was home staying at, which was rather large.
"Thank you Kazuma, you've been good company and neighbor" said Miia, "Hey, anytime you need company or someone to talk to, I'm right next door" said Kazuma cooly.
"So kind, but hey listen why not join me and the others for lunch, I've gotten quite better at cooking recently" said Miia with a prideful smile.
"Wait, others" asked Kazuma, "Just a couple of floozies who are trying to take my darling away, but they stand no chance against me since my darling truly loves me more than the others" said Miia.
Now normally, Kazuma would grumble and be upset that his neighbor was living the harem dream he rightfully deserved, and what Miia just said should be an obvious indicator that he had no chance, but optimistic to the very end, he decided to take his chance cause you never know.
"Rachnee, unhand me this instant" said a Centaur woman who was restrained in a BDSM role play manner, where it really helped emphasize and show off her tig ol' biddies.
"Aw, but itsy-bitsy me felt like you were ignoring me and thought this was an appropriate punishment" said Rachnee with sharp teeth smile, "Tis nothing but a web of lies of what you say on your tongue" said the centaur woman as she continued to struggle for her freedom.
"Bazoingas" Kazuma said unconsciously, "Did you say something Kazuma" said Miia, "Uh nothing, just um nothing" said Kazuma, before the duo realized they had a new face joining them.
"Miia, who's this guy" asked Rachnee, "Girls this is our new next door neighbor Kazuma, he was kind enough to assist me in grocery shopping" introduced Miia.
"Hey, Kazuma here" said Kazuma casually, "Well hey there neighbor, hope you're not intimidated by itsy-bitsy me" flirted Rachnee as she purposely shifted her body to give her bosom a bounce.
"No-naw- that is to say" said a tongue tied Kazuma who was intimidated and yet aroused in a way he might understand and sympathize Darkness for being a masochist.
"Please ignore my friend's bluntness, while I introduce myself as Centorea Shianus, but please feel free to call me Cerea" grunted Cerea as she was still restrained, which sounded very suggestive and audio smut erotic material.
So her situation didn't help when after struggling way too much, the buttons to her shirt finally decided to give in and pop as her breast layed bare for all, specifically Kazuma to see.
"Bazoingas" Kazuma said again as he put on a dumb monkey look as he let out a drip of blood coming out his nose.
"Kazuma please avert your eyes and do forgive me for being indecent" Cerea said with a mad blush, which finally snapped Kazuma of his stupor.
"Shit sorry about that, as Kazuma covered his eyes and tried to turn to the opposite direction to give her a moment to adjust herself, but wound up slamming head first into a wall.
"Kazuma are you alright" asked Miia as she crowded over while blocking Kazuma's field of vision to peak at Cerea again.
"Rachnee I've been quite patience playing this game with you, but could you kindly release me already" demanded Cerea as she had 3 tics on her forehead.
"Alright, alright, don't have a horse" said Rachnee, "The expression is not having a cow from what I recall" said Cerea as she was finally released.
"So you finally admit that the reason you have those huge knockers is because you're indeed half cow" said Rachnee, "Oh be quiet already" said Cerea as she left the room to compose herself.
"Kazuma are you alright" asked Miia, "Yeah, I think I hit my head hard enough to forget whatever I saw" said Kazuma as Miia helped him back to his feet.
"I'll be sure to pass it on to Cerea when she comes back" said Rachnee as she slowly approached Kazuma.
"By the way call me Rachnee" greeted Rachnee, "Sure thing, also out of curiosity, are there any more people here" asked Kazuma.
"There is, why" asked Rachnee, "Second question, does one of them happen to be the Grimm Reaper and should I be worried" Kazuma asked with his voice shaking.
Turning her head, Rachnee was nearly startled by the presence of Lala, "What's this, a mere mortal being able to witness Death before her presence, could you perhaps be the Sheppard of Fire, and he who walks amongst the world's" said Lala in an ominous voice while striking a pose that would normally be intimidating, except for the residence who live here, and Kazuma since he had to deal with this BS before.
"Oh my god, you girls have my most sincerest sympathy's" said Kazuma which was a first for any of them, as such it felt more embarrassing for them, especially Lala.
"Lala dear, did you forget the little talk we had and how I said that one day someone will feel sorry for you, well that day has finally come" said Rachnee as Lala stood there trembling and blushing.
"Please forgive miss Lala, I'm afraid the poor girl is just expressing herself in her own special way" came a new voice.
The person in question was a girl in a wheel chair wearing a Gothic Lolita maid style dress as she was accompanied by Cerea.
"Oh dear, how rude of me I've yet to introduce myself" said the young woman before Cerea stepped forward to address her herself.
"Introducing Princess Meroune Lorelei, future queen to the mere people, as she humbly resides with us in our ever so humble abode" said Cerea that Kazuma was certain that she would definitely get along with Darkness do to being under the impression she might be a knight.
"Please stop Lady Cerea, I don't wish to share the knowledge of my royal heritage to anyone else" said Mero as she waved her arms to emphasize for her to cease.
"Please good sir, I only ask that you address me as simply as Mero and give me no other special treatment and hope we could be friends that see each other eye to eye" pleaded Mero.
The fact he was in the presence of royalty, who was the idle noble individual he had hope meeting someday, that wasn't either a masochist or someone he saw as a little sister, and well Kazuma couldn't help but took a knee before her.
"As you wish Lady Mero" Kazuma said respectfully, which he hasn't done without faking it in years.
Feeling like she lost another true friend of the opposite sex, Mero humbly accepted this was going to be their relationship from now on before a familiar humanoid blob snuck her way to rehydrate/violate Mero once more.
"Suu, unhand her this instant" said Cerea before noticing that Suu was freezing up and solidifying into ice.
Turning their heads, everyone saw the person responsible for this was none other than Kazuma, "Are you alright Lady Mero" asked Kazuma as he began to break Suu off her.
"I'm quite fine, but exactly what did you do to our dear friend Suu" asked Mero, "Come again" asked Kazuma as he was confused as Miia was boiling some water and Rachnee was gathering the ice chunks and placing them in a bucket.
"Forgive us for not mentioning her sooner, but the person you just so happen to freeze was another resident who lives here, who has no control of herself when she becomes dehydrated like that" explained Cerea.
Soon Kazuma bare witnessed that within seconds after gathering the chunks of ice into a bucket and pouring the hot water in said bucket, emerged a practically naked girl made up of pure liquid emerged to greet Kazuma, who was legit biting down his lower lip trying to not stare at the naked girl before him and be accused of a lolicon to his neighbors.
"Here you go Suu, please try to remain decent for at least the next hour" said Miia as she handed Suu a raincoat, which in reality made her more sexy.
"So Kazuma what kind of monster race do you come from" asked Miia, "I'm a human for the record" said Kazuma as this surprised everyone.
"Hold on there neighbor, as far I recall humans can't do ice magic unless they're an ice lad" said Rachnee, "Well I can do that and this" said Kazuma as he produce a small tinder of flame before the girls.
"Whoa that is so cool mister" said a blue haired harpy with blue feathers as she came out of nowhere and just witnessed Kazuma produce flame in his hand, as Kazuma turned to look at her.
"Hello" Kazuma said awkwardly, "Hi there, my name is Papi" introduced Papi happily, "Um hi, names Kazuma".
At this point, Papi notice Suu and was ready to play with her again and began to approach her, but after her 3rd step she turned back to face Kazuma, "Hi there, my name is Papi, who are you mister" asked Papi.
Kazuma was confused before he turned to the other residence for an answer or explanation and how he should approach this.
"Please forgive her, she's the picture definition of a birdbrain and will forget new people after taking 3 steps" explained Miia as Kazuma thought to himself and asked if she was part chicken.
"That is not true, Papi has gotten better and remembering things snakey" said Papi as she flapped her way over, before going back to Suu.
"Come on Suu, let's go play" said Papi before once again after taking the 3rd step forget everything all together once more.
"Hi there mister, who are you" Papi asked happily as Kazuma thought she truly was a birdbrain, "Names Kazuma" introduced Kazuma once more as he was going to have to get use to constantly introducing himself to her over and over again for a while.
"Guys, I'm home" came the voice of a man as all the girls seemed to charge over to the front door.
Turning his head around, Kazuma was amazed to see all the female residence pining for the attention of the one guy as he was constricted, yanked, smothered, and pulled in every directing that was possible.
"Darling welcome back" said Miia with a dreamy smile, "Thanks Miia" said 'Darling' before he noticed Kazuma.
"Hello there, I don't think we haven't met" said 'Darling' as Kazuma was mentally telling himself to behave himself and not assault the womanizer in front of him.
"Hi, I'm your new next door neighbor, Satou Kazuma" said Kazuma as approached the guy to shake hands, "Oh well welcome to the neighborhood, I'm Kimihito Kurursu" introduced the now revealed Kimihito.
"So you just moved in" asked Kimihito, "Yeah today actually, you know it was funny since after moving in I was ready to explore the city, where I bumped into Miia once I left my house" said Kazuma.
"It's true darling, and Kazuma was kind enough to assist me in grocery shopping for dinner tonight" said Miia, "Well ain't that neighborly of you" said Kimihito with a smile.
"Don't mention it" said Kazuma, "Well shoot, I'd hate to send you home empty handed, tell you what, why don't you hang with us for the rest of the day and join us for dinner" said Kimihito.
Seeing no reason to pass, and the fact he had a feeling the girls were still loitering around his house, Kazuma took the man's offer.
"Hey, sounds like a plan" said Kazuma as this got everyone happy to either pick his brain and have some new company to hang with, even though internally Kazuma was crying on the inside in defeat since he knew the chances of him dating any of the girls was no longer an option for him.
Later
After getting to know the girls personally and enjoying an awesome feast, Kazuma offered to help Kimihito in doing the dishes.
"Dude seriously, that was seriously one of the best spaghetti dinner I had in ages" said Kazuma as he still tasted the perfectly cooked al dente style pasta and marinara sauce
"You're too kind Kazuma, speaking of thank you" said Kimihito, "For what" asked a confused Kazuma.
"Well the thing is that not everyone is welcoming to liminials since they were allowed access to adapt and be members to our ever evolving society" said Kimihito as the memory of him standing up to that rude couple who were needlessly rude to Miia was still fresh.
"So hearing from Miia that you not only didn't judge her but also helped her out is very much appreciated and I wish there were more open minded individuals like that in our world today" said Kimihito.
It was at that moment that Kazuma realized why the girls like the guy, and Kazuma would hate to openly admit it, but the dude is a legit nice guy.
"Hey it's nothing, I've met normal girls, and I use that term loosely, who were everything that a normal guy would find desirably attractive, but their personalities were so terrible that…" said Kazuma as he trailed off towards the end.
"Hey no need to tell me, I had my share of experience as well, and learned that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover but its contents" said Kimihito, "Very true" said Kazuma.
Once they had finished cleaning the rest of the dishes, Kazuma bid farewell to everyone, before going back home as he really hoped either Eris did something to return them back or they headed his words and GTFO.
Upon entering inside, he saw that while the house was still in one piece, Megumin was mesmerized watching the hottest new Shonen, Aqua had drank all the booze in the house and Darkness was reading a book in peace.
"Kazuma, welcome back how was your day" asked Darkness with a smile as if forgetting how rude he was to them before he left.
"Sigh, please tell me Eris gave us like a date or estimated time when you girls return or left even a sign" asked Kazuma, "She said she'll try to pull some strings but is in trouble for sending these 2 here first and has to deal with that first and foremost" said Aqua in a drunken slur.
"For how long" asked Kazuma, "For at least a month" said Aqua as Kazuma began to grimace and let out a long painful sigh of defeat.
"Please tell me you're kidding me" asked Kazuma, "Hey, I'm a goddess I don't kid let alone lie and- oh god" said Aqua as she ran to the bathroom to hurl.
"You make a mess and you're cleaning that up" shouted Kazuma as he began to head towards his room, "Kazuma, are you going to bed for the night" asked Darkness.
"Damn right, come tomorrow morning, we'll figure out what the hell are we gonna do with your guys' situation, because like I said I want to start my peaceful life alone and starting my own harem to happen sooner or later and it's not going to happen so long as you 3 are still here" said Kazuma as Darkness and Megumin were dishearten to here that, expecting him to have a change of heart.
"Be thankful that I actually had a pretty great day to my new life, and letting you spend here for the night only, after which I expect you all to manage on your own somehow" said Kazuma.
"But Kazuma" said Megumin, "Nope that's the end of this discussion, and unfortunately for you, me or society for that matter no longer have a need for any of the skills you girls you previously offered, so be ready to learn how to readapt as either hostesses or something that provides pay for wherever you all decide to live at" said Kazuma before retreating to his room.
Clearly still upset over them for coming to see him unannounced like they did was still bothering Kazuma, in spite of the good intentions to it.
Regardless, it would not deter the girls of team Kazuma to make him realize that he means a lot to them and want to show him their appreciation before they do have to say goodbye forever.
Or at the very least so they don't have to be out on the street of this foreign new land to them, where they couldn't tell or know up from down.
Alright guys, so I guess I was the first guy to ever written and publish this crossover, I only did this to get my writers groove back, which has been a struggling all time low since if your along the lines of the west coast, be it California and Oregon given how the fires don't seem to fucking stop as the surrounding areas are covered in smoke and smog, which is not a way to live by the way.
As such moral and both my physical and mental health have been at an all time low for anyone to do anything, as is my spirit as this whole crisis has been taken a major toll on everyone, so to anyone reading this that were following my other work, sorry for the lack there of updates, which could happen again since as I write this the air smells funny in my area, so fingers cross it's nothing but a coincidence.
Otherwise, I probably make this into a 3 shot like always before putting this story onto hiatus as I haven't forgotten my other committed duties, be it here writing fic's for you guys or the second novel to my first public book that I plan to turn into a series if it sells well, which honestly I get a feeling it is.
Until next time guys, be safe and depending which state or country for that matter, I highly advise to follow health laws, be it for your own health or others causes seriously this has been a shitty year and it has made me more cynical and a bit of an asshole than I normally am in general, and hope I don't die from carbon monoxide poisoning, since that's a more bigger concern right now.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3