A/N: I'm own neither Oregairu nor Dragon Ball Super.

Chapter 1: New guest has arrived

This class can go destroy itself.

"Hikigaya Hachiman, right? No wonder why I had a feeling that this isn't our first meeting so this must be destiny to meet you my bodhisattva Hachiman! I, Zaimokuza Yoshiteru, will not forget our fateful encounter and the holy blessings you give me today!"

I don't have to tell you guys about whose dialogue is that, right?

Really. Is he always the only one who I can rely on in this kind of situation?

"Even though I really do want to forget it very much so I will at least making sure it's vivid in my mind for three days." I said.

"Don't underestimates our bond, my comrades. I'm sure it will last to the next three centuries!" said Zaimokuza.

The day I will believe in these bulls is when pigs fly. Seriously, if you can't keep all these annoying lines to yourself at all then keep them in your shitty manuscripts, god damnit!

"Shut up and leave already!" I scolded.

Seriously, my dear Totsuka, I missed you so much.

(Flashback)

I was once again forced to join the Service Club. The event itself is just so similar to how I officially met Yukinoshita and Yuigahama for the very first time. However, the difference is that this time neither of them knows who am I thanks to power of Dragon Balls.

Although they're indeed doubt that our present meeting isn't the first time (probably because I'm behaving like how I normally attend the club) but they decided to leave doubts as doubts since they probably not know how to proceed further. As an Ice Queen like Yukinoshita she wouldn't show her soft side to someone like me whom she doesn't know how to deal with (all because to the current her, I'm the stranger yet not totally unfamiliar with) while an airhead social butterfly like Yuigahama just prioritize making friends over everything and doesn't give much thought about something complicate especially ones that even Yukinoshita couldn't comprehend so that's that.

The atmosphere just screamed Déjà vu to me since Yukinoshita couldn't resist adding insults to my very presence while Yuigahama just couldn't help being inconsiderate with her words to me (like calling me gross or whatever and it's really annoying knowing that she didn't do it on purpose).

Just when I thought I could go home early because there's no request made to the club, my cute little sister just had to kick me in the balls.

Why? Because at that moment, my phone rang. It's Komachi. All she said is "Onii-chan~ Buy some soy sauce~" and hang up.

As for the cost to be paid for soy sauce, let's deduct it from Komachi points along with my precious remaining allowance.

Normally I could materialize something like that out of thin air to lessen the money deduction but since Komachi is basically a cook for Hikigaya Household nowadays so her tongue should be delicate enough to be able to figure out that something isn't right about the soy sauce and I will definitely have a big trouble answering her questions.

After I get the soy sauce from the convenient store, I'm crossing the road like usual. However, there's something approaching me with very high speed.

Thinking about it. Something approaching me with high speed while I'm on the road.

What do you think it is?

As a matter of fact, it's Truck-kun.

Yeah, the famous vehicle character involved in fatal accidents in various anime and manga stories.

Wanting to know how am I doing afterward?

I woke up in my room preparing for tomorrow's school day of course.

For anyone who thinks that I definitely would have gone to the Isekai world or the realm for afterlife, you're hugely mistaken.

Do you actually think that I, Hikigaya Hachiman, the MVP of the tournament of power where the participants whose strength mostly on cosmic level fight against each other, would be weak enough to gets killed by a mere vehicle?

However, I can't say that Truck-kun failed on his mission just yet. It depends on how his driver's doings, if the driver died in that incident after I put my best effort to save that driver's vital parts from being harmed then Truck-kun's mission can be considered as success.

Really, don't just go and drive a truck when you're having sleep-deprived, you dumbass! Thanks to you that my brought soy sauce is now all over the road with some of them spraying on me and I don't have enough money to buy a new one right now!

What happened next is that I have to go home empty-handed and telling Komachi that I stepped on banana peel and broke the soy sauce in progress so she has to lend me her money in order for me to buy a new one which she'll call me 'Gomii-chan' for 24 hours as a loan.

Really this girl, just how much Komachi points she wanted me to deduct until she's satisfied?

Well, the very reason she acted like that is because she has been waiting for soy sauce for a long time without even started cooking and I just come home empty-handed, plus she has to lend me her allowance to buy a new one while waiting for me with her stomach grumbling.

So in other words, she's blinded by her hunger.

Seriously, she's as much of an airhead to not even cook something that doesn't have to use soy sauce and leaves this matter in the future. Sometime I really wonder how an airhead like her didn't screw up in the kitchen while Yuigahama did.

However, is it really necessary to called your beloved brother "Gomii-chan" for 24 hours?

Even though your beloved Onii-chan is an S-Class loner he still has a heart that can getting hurt, you know?

As if my lucks aren't bad enough, life has to kick me in the balls during P.E. class.

What do I mean by that? Well, apparently, he's tripping off the stairs and currently having a sprained ankle which Atsugi-sensei has to takes him to the infirmary.

Really, I really jealous Atsugi-sensei.

Wait a goddamn minute! That's not supposed to be the main reason!

Without Totsuka, who can I be able to pair with during P.E.?

As I skimming people around me, my face scrunched up in annoyance.

It's a diehard 8th grader syndrome background character who wants to be a famous light novel author.

As for me, his good points are only his strong-will of becoming light novel author and usually be there for me whenever I don't have any partner during the pair events (even though I kept picking Totsuka instead of him since the time I realized that feminine boy existed).

Right now he's quite depressed and do nothing but gazing at his feet. I really don't know the reason why but I guess his works being harshly criticized by someone or certain someone during the time when I left earth to participate in Tournament of Power.

As I was thinking about the reason that makes this guy depressed, a certain voice echoed in my head.

"Why is the majestic creation that I cooked up with every ounce of my soul and heart would always run into a roadblock like this?"

Have you ever compared your works with the actual light novels you loved so much for once? And by 'compared', I didn't mean 'copied'.

Wait a moment. This guy didn't even uttered any words yet why his thoughts echoed in my mind?

Did I just read this guy's mind for real? No. It can't be, right?

Although with the existence of gods and stuffs I shouldn't be surprised about something like this but that when I was involved with Zamasu and he himself didn't have ability to read mind and so am I.

I guess that just my imagination. There's no way I could read the actual min—

"(Sniff sniff) Why? Why is this happening? I did my best, didn't I? Didn't I portray everything as a light novel writer wholeheartedly? Summary, prologue, characters, story, illustrations, they're all the best. And this is where I ended up?! 'King of meh', 'Stuffs are all over the place', 'Boring AF', 'The author is such a run-of-the-mil noob', 'I believe your first priority should be improving your comprehension about word utilization up to at least Yuigahama-san's level before go and write something like this', 'Well, despite what Yukinon said, I think it's good as fable', they say. Why a very, very handsome, cool, popular and kind-hearted whose natural born to be a light novel writer such as Master Fencer General like myself has to fall into the depths of despair like this? (Sniff sniff)"

Jesus. It's real! I can read this guy's mind. Not even I can imagine that he could be this much of a creep if I tried. Not to mention that I would never involve Yukinoshita and Yuigahama in this kind of imagination.

Just this time I will save my doubt about my sudden awakening of Esper ability since I really start to feel really pity for him.

This guy already reached his limit, huh? Well, despite being creepiest among the student here, he's still a decent human with waverable heart in the end of the day.

"Hey, the class is already started. Let's get this over with." I said while stomped on his feet.

"Ouch! W-Who?!" painfully groaned Zaimokuza.

Called me a meanie bastard all you want since I'm not cut out for babysitting this big fat idiot anyway. On top of that, Totsuka not being here really makes my mood bad.

"Save that for later. Now you have to choose. Getting stomped until death or paired up with me in this damn P.E. class." I said as I increased more strength at my stomping foot.

"O-okay. I understand. I understand. So please release this kind young man from the agony." replied Zaimokuza.

It's really not my style to solve things with violence but it's not like words can reach this idiot's skull in normal mean anyway.

As I put away my foot off of his, Zaimokuza stood up.

"Took you long enough to get your shit together, Master Fencer General." I said.

Zaimokuza's eyes widened at what I said.

"How did you know that name? Are you my fan?" asked Zaimokuza.

"Fan, my untainted ass. Just because I've ever read your works doesn't mean I'm your fan." I replied.

"Oh. Is that so?" dejectedly said Zaimokuza.

"As if you can write a decent story if your writing material is just mostly coming from other novels. Or should I said plagiarizing others' and make a few changes with poor writing skills." I told him.

"H-How did you know?" asked Zaimokuza.

Because that's one of your diehard habits.

"It's not that hard to figure it out, you can justified that all the critics you've faced so far are being merciful enough to not brought that up publicly, you moron." I said.

"Then what should I do?" asked Zaimokuza.

"If you're doing your job well in this class, I might help you on that as a reward." I said.

To be honest, I didn't plan to reward him in the first place since all I want is to form a one-man pair with Zaimokuza since I'm apparently can't use the usual excuse when there's a non-chosen loner exist in this class so that's that.

However, Zaimokuza just really worked his ass off and provide a good result so I have to fulfill my promise.

So I just have tell him the tale about the incident that happened yesterday where I survived from getting hit by a truck which I explained it fable-like and referred myself in that tale as 'a friend of my friend'.

Of course I'm not forget to alter some parts for the sake of realistic; Well, I just told him that 'a friend of my friend' just miraculously survived and Truck-kun sent his driver to Isekai instead.

Knowing Zaimokuza, he should at least know what Truck-kun is.

However, there's no guarantee that the story I told him is unique enough to be a fine novel material but at least it should be better than let this idiot doing his best becoming Mimasaka Subaru but as a light novel writer instead of chef.

"Wow. This is really interesting. With this material, I will revolt the Isekai world light novels altogether. Just you wait, the day where all your favorite Isekai journeys will be a thing of the past will definitely come! Ladies and gentlemen, your beloved and favorite Master Fencer General, finally resurrected!" said Zaimokuza with his soul burning.

I wonder where's the depressing idiot from earlier goes.

As for those who didn't want this idiot's resurrection, I apologized.

I really didn't expect that my half-ass storytelling would motivate him this much. Well, I guess it's because I really didn't give a damn about it in the first place.

"Since thou has revived me, I'll grant thou my real name. My name is Zaimokuza Yoshiteru." said Zaimokuza.

What are you? Genie of the magic lamp? Did you have to remind me about how you introduce yourself to me during our very first meeting? Do you know how much effort I have to put in to refrain Zamasu from blowing your head off back then, you jackass!

Why did things turned out like this?

I've prepared myself very well to befriend Totsuka during the P.E. today, and yet…

"Now may I know thou name?" said Zaimokuza.

The one I befriend with is you of all people?!

"It's Hikigaya Hachiman. Now shoo." I replied.

(Flashback ended)

Really. Give me a freaking break!

I really hope something interesting happened to release me from these agonizing school days.

However, I have a feeling that I'm going to regret hoping for something like that.

(Grand Priest POV)

Hearts. He's a mortal who see god's existences as tyrant beings. Currently, he is the leader of the Core Area Warriors, a collection of individuals whose goal is to destroy Omni-king. Hearts is a self-righteous and arrogant individual, with a self-serving and all-consuming goal. He believes that the multiverse can only truly be free once the gods, including the Omni-Kings are killed. At the same time, while talking about true freedom and peace, he has no qualms about attacking planets and killing countless people, seeing it as all for the sake of being nourishment for the multiverse. He is a mortal with various dangerous abilities (such as heart reading, gravity master etc.) that gods themselves would have a hard time dealing with him regardless of how strong or weak he is compared to gods.

As for a mortal named Hikigaya Hachiman, he is indeed perceptive but it's still too early to judge that he can read one's heart like Hearts. However, in the blink moment that he pulled out Incomplete Ultra Instinct form against Golden Frieza during the tournament of power, the strange ki he possessed becomes noticeable. Of course he still has two type of ki that belongs to mortal (Hikigaya Hachiman's ki) and Core person (inherited from Zamasu) respectively but his mortal ki is somewhat impure for being just earthling. It's more like his ancestors' bloodline being altered and set to awaken at his generation. If my premonition is right then that's mean Hearts altered Hikigaya Hachiman's ancestor's gene with his for adding failsafe. In other words, Hearts expects Hikigaya Hachiman to carry out his mission for him in case he failed to do it himself.

However, Hikigaya Hachiman isn't as much of a psychopath compared to Hearts himself so the chance of him fulfilling Hearts' ambition is just low.

Well, it's not like this is actually my business to butt in, especially when the crime hasn't committed. We, angels, are only destined to serve their gods and nothing more so we're just wait for their commands to take action.

(Grand Priest POV ended)

(The East Neutral Universe, Barbarian Planet, Narrator POV)

*Whoosh*

"(Huff huff) I'm safe. Barely safe. Who'd have thought they would use Omni-king of all people for their victory." said the guy with green skin, gray irises, white hair, pointy ears with Supreme Kai's earrings, cladded in black suit and having the terrified yet exhausted expression on his face.

The guy gets out of the crashed mechanic object and started cursing.

"That lousy Son Goku. He just went and summoned Omni-king back then. I should've obliterated him and his allies when I have a chance." thought the guy.

However, his cursing immediately stopped and replaced by his sinister laugh.

"Thanks to the time machine I gets from Universe 12 in that timeline, not only I get to survive but also earned myself a chance to carry out my Zero Mortals Plan." thought the guy.

The guy paused for a moment and pondering about something.

"But if I'm not careful enough this time, I'll repeat that mistake again. Back then I'm sure that Omni-king won't appear and that's lead me to think that my victory is pretty much secured. As a result, this happening. If I didn't add a failsafe by heading towards the place where I hid the time machine when I was shattered to pieces by Vegeta I would be completely obliterated along with my other clones. Just how they summon Omni-king in the first place? Should I get it out of that big fat sage? No. Instead of that sage, I will gets Super Dragon Balls to gets rid of Omni-king myself. Without him, those lousy mortals will have no any snowball chances against me. Originally, I thought that I would rather relying on time machine to escape from Omni-king instead of using Super Dragon Balls to gets rid of him which collecting them alone already a pain in the ass. But this time I think I can't rely on easy ways anymore, especially when Omni-king who normally wouldn't pay attention to mere mortals, obliterated me under a mortal's request. Just you wait, my plan for creating utopia for gods still not over yet. My sacred dream must be realized!" thought the guy.

"Now what should I do first? Assassinate all the Supreme Kais or collect Super Dragon Balls?" wondered the guy.

"Ugagagigaga!" said the strange creatures who surrounded the guy.

"These lousy Barbarians. Look like I didn't have to investigate about what kind of place that my time machine landed on, huh?" said the guy.

Right after the guy's speech ended, several Barbarians turned into scattered meat one after another.

(Narrator POV ended)

A/N: Chapter 1 for you readers. I hope you guys enjoy this sequel. See you next chapter.