A/N: So after constantly seeing people talk about how much they wished RWBY Chibi came back, I came up with my own ideas for a "Season 4" of everyone's favorite spin-off. Will update whenever I have ideas funny (or not) enough to print.
Live From Mistral
The Chibi students of Beacon were hanging out in the student lounge when headmaster Ozpin came in with a big announcement.
"Attention students!" said Ozpin. "I have some exciting news to share that I think all of you are going to love!"
"Are we getting new awesome weapons?" asked Ruby.
"Is Ninjas of Love is finally getting a sequel?" asked Blake.
"I can finally make puns again?" asked Yang.
"Even better!" said Ozpin. "All of us are going to Mistral to continue our adventures in Haven Academy!"
The Chibies were disappointed that the big announcement turned out to be what sounded like nothing more than a change in scenery.
"That's it?" asked Ruby. "We're moving to Haven? To do what?"
"Mostly the same things we do here," said Ozpin. "Have fun, laugh and play, crack jokes that break the 4th wall, only this time we'll be in a completely different kingdom!"
"Why can't we just stay in Vale and Beacon Academy?"
"Because Ruby, what's the point of having all these different kingdoms and locations if we don't venture out and visit them? You couldn't seriously expect to stay in this school forever, did you?"
"Actually I kind of did until the school was blown-"
"Anyway, all of us are going to be moving to Haven next week! So pack your belongings and get ready for a new chapter in our Chibi filled adventures!"
After Ozpin left to break the news to the other students, the Chibies were contemplating this groundbreaking announcement.
"A totally new kingdom," said Ruby. "As much as I love it here, maybe this will be fun! Think of all the things we can do with a new set!"
"We can finally start wearing different outfits again!" said Weiss.
"I can be visited by my family who live nearby!" said Blake.
"And I can NOT be visited by my mom because she's a scumbag!" said Yang.
"And you can bet I've got all sorts of evil plans to unleash on you goody two-shoes!" said Cinder, throwing in some maniacal laughter.
[BWA HA HA HA HA HA!] read Neo's sign.
"I can't wait!" said Ruby. "New location! New characters! New jokes! This is going to be the best season of RWBY Chibi EVER!"
#
Two Weeks Later
Our fun-sized heroes and villains were in the lounge of a hotel outside of Haven Academy, all looking miserable and irate at the lack of adventures and exciting things they ended up not doing and didn't look like they would do anytime soon.
"This is the worst season ever!" moaned Ruby, lying flat on the floor and staring up at the ceiling. "We've done nothing but stay in this lounge all week!"
"I'll say!" said Cinder, slouching on the couch. "How am I supposed to come up with nefarious schemes to ruin your fun when nobody is having fun to begin with?"
[!$%^!$%^!$%^] read a very angry Neo's sign.
"This was supposed to be our version of Japan!" cried Blake. "I had so many anime parody ideas!"
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" yelled Yang, brandishing a katana out of nowhere. "I'm so bored I'm going to cut my arm off!"
"YANG NO!" yelled Weiss, with her and Blake tackling Yang to the ground to prevent Yang from cutting any of her limbs off.
As everyone in the lounge was upset about their lack of adventures, Ozpin finally came in to break the bad news.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news, students," said Ozpin. "It seems at some point during our trip here, we've lost all of our money."
"Are you saying we don't have a budget?" asked Ruby. "How did that happen?"
"I have no idea, but it appears our budget was stolen right from under us." The Chibies all turned to the biggest villain in the room, assuming she had something to do with it.
"Don't look at me!" said Cinder. "If I took your money, would I be here doing nothing nefariously evil?"
"But who else could have stolen our funds?" asked Ruby. "Who else could be so cold-hearted and evil to ruin our fun?"
"If I had to take a guess," said Ozpin, "it must be someone who is such a Debbie-downer that their mere presence sucks the life out of a room. Someone who is completely unlikeable in every way possible. Do any of you know someone like that?"
"Siiiiigh," said Blake, raising her hand. "I know exactly someone like that."
#
The Chibi gang traveled to the White Fang's hideout to confront the people surely responsible for ruining their good time.
"Who dares enter the domain of Sienna Khan?!" yelled Sienna from her throne.
"It is I, Ruby Rose!" declared Ruby. "And we're here to get our budget back!"
"Let's cut to the chase," said Blake. "We think you and Adam stole our trip money and we want it back."
"How dare you accuse the great Sienna Khan and her General of such petty thievery!" said Sienna. "The White Fang have better things to do than ruin some kids' school trip! Isn't that right, my General?"
Sienna turned to Adam standing by her side. Adam stood there remaining stoic and quiet.
"Adam Taurus!" said Ruby. "You must have stolen the budget for our trip! Explain yourself!"
"...I'm not doing this," said Adam, shaking his head.
"Not doing what?" asked Sienna.
"I am NOT going to be a part of this stupid comedy spinoff!" yelled Adam, walking off the set.
"CUT!" yelled Neptune, getting up from his director's chair. "Take five, everyone!"
Everyone groaned as the skit came to a screeching halt thanks to Adam throwing one of his temper tantrums again.
"What the heck, Adam?" said Neptune. "I thought you wanted more screen time!"
"This isn't what I signed up for!" said Adam. "I'm supposed to be a serious villain character! How am I supposed to be taken seriously if I'm in some dumb comedy skits?"
"Adam, nobody takes you seriously as a villain," said Yang. "You're like a sub boss at most."
"Nonsense! Take a look at this!" Adam pulled out his scroll and looked up several videos about himself online. "See? Look at all these videos about me! Clearly, I'm the most popular and strongest villain in this show! The fans demand I get the spotlight I deserve!"
"You know what?" said Neptune. "I'm done. If all you're going to do is complain about your spot on the show, you can find work elsewhere!"
"Maybe I will!" said Adam. "In fact, I'll start my own show! It'll be bigger and better than the crap you idiots come up with!"
"Bye, Felicia!" replied Yang as she waved bye at Adam storming out of the studio.
"Okay everyone, back into position!" said Neptune. "Let's just pick up where we left off!"
Confronting White Fang, Take 2
"Like I said," said Sienna, "my General and I...er, just "I", I guess...did NOT steal your trip money!"
"Then who DID steal our budget?" asked Ruby.
"I can answer that question, little red!" said a charmingly evil voice from behind Sienna's throne. "For it was I, the master of crime, Roman Torchwick, who stole your budget!"
"Roman?" said a surprised Cinder. "It was really you?"
"That's right!" said Torchwick. "While everyone was busy preparing for the trip, I snuck into Ozpin's office and transferred all the funds to my bank account!"
"I can't believe this, Roman! Robbing the school's budget for your own nefarious scheme? That's so...so...EVIL!" Seeing Torchwick pull off such an evil deed made Cinder feel like the happiest woman in the world. "Words cannot express how proud I am of you!"
"If you think that's amazing," said Torchwick, "wait until you see what I've been doing with that money!"
"Is it a new deadly weapon to wipe out these annoying brats once and for all?"
"TA-DA!" said Torchwick, reaching behind his back and pulling out a couple of giant robot dolls.
"Ooooh!" said Cinder, grabbing one of the dolls. "Are these models of the robots you're going to use to destroy our enemies?"
"Destroy our enemies? No! They're toys for my upcoming project!"
Hearing the words "toys" and "upcoming project" caused Cinder's good mood to suddenly take a very sharp downward turn.
"...what?" said Cinder.
"Yeah!" said Torchwick. "I'm making an animated robot fighting series!
"Animated...series?!" said Cinder, the veins starting to appear on her forehead. "You're telling me...you spent the entire budget...ON A CARTOON FEATURING THESE STUPID ROBOT DOLLS?!"
"First of all, they're action figures!" said Torchwick. "Second of all, they're also voiced by famous celebrities! This one is voiced by THE Michael B. Juniper!"
"You've got to be kidding me!" said Ruby. "You seriously think these toys will sell just because some celebrities are involved?"
"You won't be laughing when these toys take off and I start raking in the dough!"
"And have they actually MADE money, Roman?!" yelled Cinder.
"Well...sales have been kind of, maybe, sort of, might be...slow? BUUUUUUT, I do have an exclusive deal with ABO to make a TV series about it!"
"This is the worst thing you've ever done, Torchwick!" yelled Cinder, burning the doll in her hand to ashes. "You've ruined our Mistral trip!"
"But I thought you wanted me to do something nefariously evil!" said Torchwick, groveling for Cinder's approval.
"This is BEYOND evil, Torchwick! Your stupid project screwed all of us!"
Cinder's hands lit up in flames, ready to burn Torchwick to a crisp. Torchwick tried to run away, only to be blocked off by Ruby and the other Beacon students, all angry at what Torchwick had done. Torchwick then turned to his closest ally Neo, who surely would help out her favorite dum-dum.
"Neo...little help?" asked Torchwick.
[YOU'RE FIRED!] read Neo's sign.
What followed was too graphic to be seen in a PG-esque animated show.
"Now what do we do?" said Ruby. "We can't do anything just living in a lounge for an entire season."
"I guess we'll just go back to Beacon," said Yang.
"Yeah...about that," said Ozpin. "See, part of the reason I wanted to leave was I may have peeved off a lot of the professors back in Beacon, and they're calling for my head."
"So that's why Goodwitch went on that Squawker rant," said Yang.
"I have a suggestion!" said Ruby. "We could go to Atlas! I bet we'd have lots of adventures there!"
"But we don't even have the money to get there," said Yang.
"But I know someone who can get us some!"
"N! O!" said Weiss. "I am not going to Atlas and I am certainly not going to beg my father to finance us!"
"But Weiss! Our jokes! Our light-hearted fun! Can't you help us get a 4th season PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?" begged Ruby, creating the puppiest of puppy dogged eyes to goad Weiss.
"Oh, fine!" said Weiss, throwing her hands up in defeat. "I'll ask my father to sponsor us!"
"YAY!" said Ruby. "New location! New characters! New jokes! This is going to be the best season of RWBY Chibi EVER!"
"...so I can come too or what?" asked Sienna.