Starco vs Parenthood Introduction

Within this collection you'll find stories between 400 and 7000 words that deal with relationships, family, love, humor, and sometimes they try to fill in areas that SVTFOE left open for us. You might even get whatever goofy idea popped into my head that week. In all of them I try to stay true to the show and everything that happened in the series happened here.

All of these stores are in the same world and often directly relate to each other. That said, they can all be read separately. My hope is that each story leaves you with a good feeling about SVTFOE. Looking for pain and suffering? World altering magic and mega-battles? This is likely not the series for you.

I'll admit the later chapters are better then the first few so if you don't enjoy the beginning I suggest jumping to the ones where I've gotten the most positive feedback:

Chapter 11 - Safe to Talk About Anything Dimension
Chapter 14 - Mewnipause
Chapter 19 - Consent
Chapter 20 - Forever (I think this is my favorite right now)
Chapter 25 - Change of Perspective

If anyone connected to SVTFOE ever reads this, thank you for what you put together. If by some miracle the series is ever continued (I'm not holding my breath) feel free to take any of my ideas here and run with them. I'm just some guy with a career, a couple of kids, a Star who is way more into zombie series and video games then I am, and the need for a creative outlet.

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The first two chapters I already posted on FanFiction as separate stores but I'm including them here for completeness. If you've already read them, jump to Chapter 3.

Favs, reviews, and constructive feedback are really helpful. Thanks!

This is set about 12 years after Cleaved.

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Chapter 1 - Innocent Questions

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"Hey big guy. Don't mess with the buckle, I want you to be all safe back there while I'm driving."

"Yes daddy."

"Hey, we are going to see grandma and grandpa Diaz for dinner tonight but before we get there we need to talk about your day. I heard that you were poking kids in the tummy at daycare and saying 'abs'."

"Yup. Teacher didn't like that. But I told them that mommy does it all the time and she is super portant."

"Yes, mommy is super important but you still can't do that. Daddy has given mommy special permission to poke daddy whenever she wants but it is only okay because she has my permission."

"Okay daddy. I'll ask first and then say aaaaaaabbbssss just like mommy."

'This kid.'..."Buddy, I see you got the drool going in the corner of your mouth just like mommy does but I think that is a special thing that we just do in our family. Even if other kids say it is okay I don't think their parents are going to like it. Understand? We don't want to upset any parents."

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"Hey daddy, I don't like Tim's daddy. I don't care if he gets up-et."

'What?'..."Why are you mad at Tim's daddy? Did he do or say anything to you?"

"Tim's daddy said that when mom was a girl she turned pur-ple and took his car up in the air and tried to kiss him and that maybe he could have married mommy but you got mommy...ahh...clocked-up when she was a teeeenager."

'Freakin Oscar, I told him that was my sister.'..."Hey buddy, does Tim's daddy have teeth that poke out in front?"

"Like a bamp-pire?"

"Yes, like a vampire."

"Yup he got bamp-pire teff and he said you are a mango. Tim's daddy has front teff but some others are all gone. Did he get teff like that from the toff-fairy?"

'I swear if Oscar talks to my son again I'm going to find that old keytar and make him eat it.'..."No buddy, he must have mouth problems. Some people and monsters can't help it. Hey! If Tim's daddy talks to you again about your mom, just let me know."

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"Daddy, did mommy kill the toff-fairy when she killed the magic? Aunty Janna said mommy killed the toff-fairy."

'Freakin Janna.'..."No buddy. Tooth-fairy uses a different type of magic."

"Demon magic?"

'Oh-my-god Janna.'..."You'll have to ask mommy when she gets home. She's the magic expert in the family."

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"Daaaaaaddy, when is mommy going to be home?"

"Not for a few days I'm afraid. She has important meetings with lots of people and monsters who want to talk to her."

"Cause she is portant?"

"Yup."

"Why is mommy portant? Is it because she was a princess?"

"That is a big question. Before mommy and daddy had your sister, even before mommy and daddy got married, we would travel all over helping people and monsters. Once we made sure mommy and daddy could be together forever we talked to everyone about Earth and Mewni to try to help everyone else be happy too. Your mommy is REALLY good at making friends and talking to people. It is her job now to help everyone with big problems. Getting adults to work together is hard sometimes but your mom is awesome at it. Your mommy's job is so super important that I help her with speeches and ideas and planning annnnnnd taking care of you and your big sister when mom needs to be away."

"My monster friends like mommy."

"Good. I like mommy too."

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"Daddy, can I be a princess like mommy was?"

"Sure buddy. I was a princess for a little bit too."

"Were you an Abs Princess?"

'I keep telling her, not in front of the kids.'..."No, just a normal princess."

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"Daddy, do you cry when you miss mommy?"

'Oh boy.'..."I get sad but no I don't often cry. Welllllll...actually, I did cry a ton once. Long time ago I thought I was never going to see your mommy again and I cried like I never cried before. I think it was the saddest I've ever been. Lucky for everyone, daddy was wrong and we got to be together forever."

"Mommy says you are never wrong."

"Your mom says a lot of things kiddo but even a cool dad like me can be wrong sometimes."

"I'm glad you were wrong daddy."

"Me too."

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"I cry sometimes when I miss mommy."

"Hey! Anytime you want to talk about things that make you sad you can always come talk to me or mommy when she is home. We can't always make the sad go away, but when you have big feelings like sadness or anger or even love it is always best to talk about them. Holding them in too long hurts not just you but also everyone who cares about you."...'Man, learned that lesson the hard way.'

"Daddy, I miss mommy."

"I miss mommy too. I miss mommy too. There is grandma's house. Once we get in the driveway how about I unbuckle you and we have a big hug."

"I'd like that."

"Me too."

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If you keep reading, there is an underlying plot to this whole series that will come together toward the end but it may not be obvious. Hopefully you enjoy getting there. They say that the trip is sometime just as good as reaching the destination. - Olin