A/N: The follow is a fanfiction. Naruto belongs to Sellout Jump and Uchiha Fanboy (Masashi Kishimoto). Manga blows, but do buy the video games.
[Remastering this chapter because of the repeated poor reviews for this chapter, and frankly this was far too long overdue. While I have more positive reviews, I always did see this chapter as one of my worst for this story. So here's to its remastering.]
The Geist Within
A/N: There will be drama, laughs, reasonable bashing. This is based off the desire of the readers wanting me to do a Naruto fic where Naruto becomes a warper. Well I'll do that with a twist. :3
Chapter 1 : A New Shell
Within the multiverse, there are reality warpers. Beings who had that enhanced state of mind and limitless potential to mess with reality as a whole. This is the story of one of them among the denizens of them.
Night, Ten Years After the Day of The Kyuubi
Forest of Death, Konohagakure no Sato
Naruto Uzumaki's birthday consisted of him fleeing civilians wanting him dead, and they practically succeeded. Naruto was a bloody mess, clothes messed up, and slowly dying on the log within the middle of the deadliest place in Konoha. The civilians went on to celebrate the death of the 'demon'.
Ain't that fucked up? It's the same old story for dozens of universes with blonde. You came for a tale of a blonde underdog…and this is not really his story.
A space pod crashed into the forest not too far as a bleeding figure collapsed out.
No, that's not Naruto talking to you, but the bleeding figure with a monkey's tail. Yeah, it's a long story but the short version was I was a warper who was betrayed by a woman who I thought loved me. Blasted a hole in my chest and I escaped to here, of all places. My name? Wasn't really going to matter…
He could only crawl before coming to Naruto's body.
Us warpers could always body jack those unaware to prolong our demises and cheat death. And I had no intention to die.
"If this works, I'll no longer be the same. I'll be in his body, and our abilities will be mixed. Personality's going to be a mess too. I'll probably want to do pranks, love orange, and eat ramen." He said to himself. "But I can with it. Our powers combined will worth it. Plus, it'll be the birth of a new warper."
He laid a hand on Naruto's bleeding head as Satoshi focused his ki.
"Warper Art, Transfer of Flames!" Satoshi said as he became a heap of white flames.
I knew the risks, the technique was forbidden for a damn good reason. I would have to take a power cut…not like I was strong anyway for a Saiyan. My work life left me sub-par…all the more reason that I would accept this.
He enveloped the unconscious Naruto healing him and mutating him at the same time. By the time, the process was done, a new Naruto was born.
"Well the process worked." "Naruto" said with a smirk. "And now I crave ramen."
Naruto was approached by one of the Order's employees responsible for registering new warpers. He got the boring lecture and so forth before being registered. As soon as the employee of the Order left through the portal they had formed, Naruto had a smirk on his face.
"Dumbass didn't even check my flames." Naruto said. "I guess I can live with the voice."
Naruto destroyed the free warpPad given to him by said employee because he already had his old one to use. He did keep the gift basket. He leapt to the ship and got out his duffel bag with his things before capsulizing the ship. With the capsule in pocket, he got to walking. He wished he could have teleported or flown, but he knew he just got the body and did not want to strain it. Naruto had noticed the Saya-jin tail.
Ironically, a hybrid Saiyan Naruto reeked more of danger than a full blooded one. But that did not matter, I had a new goal. Roll with the punches and outdo my old life. Not like I have to follow canon…but I may want to be Hokage still. I owe the original Naruto that much…but I don't intend to be nice. Being a nice simpleton got me a hole in my chest. I'll just have to go my own way…and won't Kurama be in for a shock when I rattle his cage!
Naruto had let out a wolfish all the more ready to begin his new life.
(A/N: Oh boy, this idea was rattling around by. It was really inspired by the Maelstrom of Stardew in its tone and character. Except another amoral anti-hero, except arguably, he'll probably be worse. I will reveal the full changes to his appearance next chapter, but I want to ask what do you think he could do? What changes would you like to see? At this point, Naruto/Satoshi is about ten, so the massacre already happened. Either way, expect one thing, to laugh next chapter. Edit: A bit of a rewrite, expanding on a few things and fixing up the chapter. Shout-out to DoctorIm!)