Gensokyo is a place full of nature, beauty and not much food. Many residents live off of delicate foods such as fruits, rice, fish and even a bean. The drinks Gensokyo offer are sake and... wait, that's it? Oh, whatever... *Clears throat* Anyways, you don't have to take my word for it, ask these folk:
Youkai: the only food I see are humans and they're impossible to get.
Fairy: what are you talking about? We have plenty of fo- The camera cuts off.
Human: I mean, we do have a bean.
See? And I-
Human: Oh god, run! You too Bean!!
What the- Suddenly, a black ball drops down almost hitting the running human. The ball then dissolve and a child-like girl staggered out.
Rumia: Owww, mah head!! *looks around* Aww darn, I missed. Why is it that it's hard to find food!
Youkai: I'm out. Gonna go try to get that human.
Fairy: You know kid, instead of hunting down humans for meat, you could try fish and a bean?
Rumia: Me and fish aren't the best of friends. As for the bean- *stares at the bean* gross.
Ouch
Fairy: Maybe try fruits and veggies?
Rumia: GROSS!!!!
Rumia thought for a moment and came up with something.
Rumia: You know, I like meat that didn't come from humans. I like pig and cow... and okay, I do like tomatoes. So... what if I put meat plus cheese plus tomato together? Make a flat, wide dish with all of that?
Fairy: Sounds like you're describing a pie.. a meat pie.. gross.
Rumia: Yes! And I shall call it: Rizza!
You mean Pizza?
Rumia: Yes! And I shall feed the hungry people of Gensokyo (Including myself) and you... what's your name?
Fairy: It's uhh... Alfreda.
Rumia: well Alfreda, you are gonna help me make pizza, whether you like it or not.
Alfreda: Great...
And so Rumia and Alfreda started their journey to make pizza for all of Gensokyo. What, you think this is a one-off? Buckle down because this is only the beginning. Tune in next time where the duo try to make their first pizza pie. Spoilers, there will be messes, hunger and a bean.