Prompt: "taiga as a master, maybe summoning a pseudo from fuyuki?" — Tara, answered by Kat-2V
"RIN TOHSAKA!"
The scream made Rin's heart leap into her throat as she jumped to attention, "Miss Fujimura! I-"
"She took my scooter! And my wallet! Again!" Before she could even blink Taiga was in her face, hands wrapping around her coat to shake her like a rag doll. "And do you know what she did last night!?"
Archer! Help me!
The only response from her treacherous servant was gales of mental laughter.
"She came home with enough jewelry to fill a swimming pool! Said it was her tribute!" Her teacher shook her a few more times. "That's not even the worst part! I've had ten different men leave voicemails on my phone where they beg to worship her!"
"I-"
Taiga growled, actually growled, and shoved her against the school's wall. "What other fetishes are you hiding from me!? I refuse to allow you to corrupt Shirou!"
Rin squawked in indignation. "Just because that servant looks like me doesn't mean we're anything alike!"
"Liar! You-"
"Is this a bad time?"
Rin felt her teeth grind, she did not sound like that dammit, and turned with her teacher to face the bane of their existence.
Ishtar was sitting on the back of a motorcycle that was definitely not the teacher's scooter, both of the saddlebags looked like they were stuff with fine clothing, and the servant herself was wearing so many gaudy necklaces it almost impossible to tell if she was wearing a shirt or not.
"It's-" Rin tried.
"Of course-" Taiga began.
"Good, because I need my master to witness some paperwork. Apparently her grandfather wants to give me a job. Something about collecting dues and enforcing... I didn't really pay much attention after he said he'd only ask for thirty percent of my daily take."
Taiga's entire body began to tremble in rage, and it was all Rin could to brace herself for the next explosion.