Prompt: "Ibaraki tries to raid the kitchen for sweets, MHXX tries to stop her. A mess happens." — Sky
It was supposed to be a simple job. Get in, snatch & grab, get out. She had kept track of the patrol patterns (EMIYA always took a break at 16:25 to go shooting with his Alter and Boudica only took over at 16:30), she had donned the most inconspicuous clothing she had, and when the time came...
...there was someone else there.
Ibaraki gaped as she watched Mysterious Heroine X Alter rummage through the pantry, through the shelves she had planned to steal—err, borrow—from! How could this happen? Her perfect plan was in pieces!
She growled and, with nary a word spoken, threw herself at the other Berserker. But the Alter's Instinct was too strong, and she ducked. Ibaraki slammed right into the pantry, causing six shelves to collapse and the metal to creak.
"Help!" cried the other Berserker. "Thief in the kitchen!"
OH YOU BIT—
"Halt, interloper!" And now the other Mysterious Heroine came in to bring the wrath of the Kitchen God onto her head. No, the other other one. "You have violated the law! Pay the court—"
Ibaraki tore herself out of the crashed shelving with a roar. "DOWN WITH CANDY TYRANTS! FOR FREEDOM, FOR EQUALITY, FOR CONFECTIONERY!"
Chaldea's kitchen weathered a great storm that day. Ibaraki would never again set foot in it… and MHX Alter continued to get away with her misdeeds. We truly do live in a sugary society.