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Topic: Lost Garden Attack?
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► New York ► New York City
Ragesh (Original Poster)
Posted On Nov 29th 2010:
It looks like the PRT is finally doing something about Lost Garden. Woke up to dozens of vans heading to Queens. Don't know how're they're going to finally chop down that forest, but best of luck to them!

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►Char
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
I'm telling you, it's just a PR stunt. Sabre rattling.

►TheGnat
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Why would they mobilize so many troopers then?

►Char
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
They have time on their hands because the Teeth are gone. Need to spend those bucks before the end of the year or they won't get their budget renewed for next year.

►Calibre (Protectorate Employee)
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
They're about to announce a press conference. From what I've heard Lost Garden is no more!

►Ekul
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
then why arent they lettin us back into our homes?

►Feychick
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
I bet it because all the poison. I saw white clouds of the stuff, and those strange flying horses dropping it!

►Grimeer
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
You mean Pixel's Pegasi? Man, I wish I was rich enough to get to ride on a flying horse.

Do you think Pixel attacked Lost Garden? He's a new tinker and he has a clinic or something close by.

►ArchmageEin
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Anyone been to that place? Heard it's free, but the lines are insane. Like round the block level shit.

►Tin Mother (Moderator)
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
This thread is about Lost Garden. Please keep comments about the new clinic in Queens to its own thread: here.

►Calibre (Protectorate Employee)
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Just got the deets of the press conference! Pixel and Bit attacked Lost Garden with a new specialized Tinker poison. They captured Barrow Cactus and Barrow Venus.

Legend himself captured Barrow, and the PRT was able to subdue everyone else.

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►DA_L33TEST
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
no way pixel is a poser who only has one costume how lame bet that armor doesnt even work he should go back to doing stupid charity pr and sucking up to the elite real video game connossures now the difference

►Feychick
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
See? Poison! What did I say? Bet the whole area is a death trap now! Good job Pixel!

►Kens
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Please, if Pixel wasn't on the up-and-up the Elite wouldn't have anything to do with him. They keep a tighter leash on their own than the Protectorate ever did.

I'd put money on the PRT being cautious.

►Calibre (Protectorate Employee)
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Official word is that the area is off-limits until it can be established that the pesticide used is harmless to humans.

Unofficially, there have been zero reports of the captured members of Lost Garden or the PRT agents showing any symptoms. It also left the naturally growing trees and grass alone.

►Feychick
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Well, that's something at least.

►Disloyal
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
What's the word on Lost Garden's VIP? Who took down Barrow Rose?

►Chilldrizzle
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Pft! Only noobs call Barrow Rose their VIP! Everyone knows it's Lost Girl that makes Lost Garden so dangerous!

►Loremaster (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Barrow Rose is their most public member. She's the one that tussles with the PRT most often.

Barrow Venus is their most dangerous member. She's a murderer with 3 known victims, and has been implicated in the killings of a dozen more.

Barrow Chrysanthemum is probably who you're thinking of. She's the one responsible for the 'Lost' in Lost Garden.

►BobbyOctopus
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Wait. Do all of the lost garden capes be women? Isn't it creepy that Barrow is an old dude and has a bunch of teenagers taking his name?

►Acree
Replied On Nov 29th 2010:
Yeah, real bad-vibes. I know that Lost Garden was mainly seen as an annoyance with people having to evacuate all the time. (My cousin had to move 5 times in the last year because of them!)

The real story is a lot darker. I'm talking about cult shit.

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"Argh!" Leet yelled as he slammed his fist against his desk. "No one's replying to my post or messaging me!"

Uber peered over his shoulder. "You're on the NYC boards? Why?"

"I'm checking in on the poseur!"

His teammate took a bite of his sandwich. "Are you STILL hung up on Pixel?"

Leet threw his hands in the air. "YES!"

Uber chewed for a moment before swallowing. "Why? I mean, his retro-look is pretty cool. I know the pixel counts are off, but between Metroid, Metroid II, and Super Metroid there is some wiggle room. Plus, being life-size changes things. If you just grew the pixels directly, it'd look like crap."

"That's not the point!"

"It's not? But he's raising awareness of video games?" Uber scratched his head. "I thought that was what elevated us over common criminals."

Leet turned to him. "First, we're not criminals, common or otherwise! We're avant-garde heralds that will enlighten the world. Second, he's clearly ripping us off! Using our good name to get his likes up!"

"I mean..."

"Third, I'M the video game Tinker! Me! It's my idea and he can't have it!"

His friend looked hesitant as he slowly backed away. "Sure, Leet, sure. Whatever you say man."

The aforementioned Tinker glared at him before turning back to his laptop. "I'll check the latest posts. There has to be SOMEONE there with a proper sense of propriety." He grumbled the next part to himself. "Besides, what kind of name is 'Lost Garden'? It's clearly a rip-off of the Lost Woods from the Legend of Zelda."

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►Deimos
Replied On Dec 1st 2010:
I'm just saying chill man.

►Ekul
Replied On Dec 1st 2010:
NEWS UPDATE!

Barrow died in PRT holding!

►Feychick
Replied On Dec 1st 2010:
What? That's it? We need more information than that!

►Calibre (Protectorate Employee)
Replied On Dec 1st 2010:
The autopsy showed that he suffocated in his sleep. No outside forces, he just stopped breathing.

►Feychick
Replied On Dec 1st 2010:
Sounds fishy. I bet it's that poison they used!

►Calibre (Protectorate Employee)
Replied On Dec 1st 2010:
We won't know until the toxicology comes back, but I doubt it. By all reports Barrow was never exposed to the stuff directly.

Plus, there are hundreds of other people doing just fine.

►Divide
Replied On Dec 1st 2010:
It's a conspriacy! They wanted him out of the way! #BarrowDidntKillHimself

►bothad
Replied On Dec 1st 2010:
yeas thats supper sus

►QwertyD
Replied On Dec 1st 2010:
Don't be conspiracy theorists. No one is saying Barrow was killed, or that he committed suicide. I bet he needed his forest to live. Simple as that.

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