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Naruto was eating from a bowl of ramen bowl, while Serafall was taking a bite out of a sandwich.
"Will you stop glaring at me...", Naruto started, gulping down his ramen, "...for five seconds?"
Serafall was glaring at Naruto, all the while eating her sandwich. It looked like the only thing keeping her from murdering Naruto right then and there was the sandwich. Bless the sandwich.
"So, how did it taste?" Serafall said, glaring at him.
"Oh, it tasted great." Naruto said, finishing his bowl of ramen.
Serafall grew angry all of a sudden, and stood up, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT TASTED GREAT!? YOU ENJOYED THE TASTE OF MY LITTLE SISTER'S MOUTH THAT MUCH!?"
Naruto deadpanned. He thought she was talking about ramen. Why was this girl so obsessed with her sister.
"I was talking about my ramen. And what the fuck do you mean by taste? I wasn't tongue wrestling with your sister."
Serafall sat down, finishing her sandwich. "So, you two just kissed each other in the lips?"
"I wouldn't really call it a kiss, because we backed off in a second." Naruto said, mentally exhausted. This girl was too paranoid about an accidental kiss.
"Why are you so paranoid about an accidental kiss?"
"Because So-tan's hot body only belongs to me!" Serafall said, having a dangerous gleam in her eyes.
Naruto sighed. He seemed to be sighing a lot lately, "What if she starts dating someone? What are you going to do then?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"You are a sick person."
"SO-TAN'S BODY BELONGS TO ME, AND ME ONLY!" Serafall stood up from her seat, shouting at the top of her lungs.
Naruto shook his head. This girl was absolutely insane.
"Anyways, you mind telling me a little about yourself? The only thing I know about you is your name." Naruto said. He already knew that she was one of the Maous in the Devil Faction, but it might seem suspicious that he didn't ask anything about her and who she was.
"Of course, why not!" Serafall struck a pose, bending down a little, holding a peace sign above her forehead with one eye closed. "I am Serafall Leviathan, but you might know me as the beautiful, stunning, breathtaking, magical girl Levi-tan (He didn't). I am the lust of many, the desire of many, the goddess of many, (isn't she a devil?) and the one and only big sister of my adorable little So-tan, whose hot body only belongs to me. (If this mentality is considered normal in this world, then Naruto really should get out of this world as soon as possible). I am the one an only pinnacle of beauty, Serafall Leviathan!" He already knew the last part. All he got from that was her name and she was a sis-con, not a status one should be proud of. "Also, fuck Grayfia!"
"Who the fuck is Grayfia?"
"You don't need to know!"
Serafall seated herself again, looking at Naruto, "So, are you not going to introduce yourself too?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow at that. Maybe he should introduce himself properly too.
"I am Naruto Uzumaki, I hate a lot of things, I like a lot of things and I have many hobbies. I live here and go to Kuoh Academy. Oh, and I once accidentally kissed your little sister."
Naruto mentally patted himself on the back. That introduction was perfect.
Serafall was looking at Naruto very awkwardly, "You are the weirdest person I have ever met."
Naruto now had a very important question in his mind, 'Is murder legal in this world?'
"Not if they find the body."
Azazel's room
Azazel was pressing his ears on the walls as hard as he could, so hard cracks were appearing on the walls. He wanted to hear what Naruto and Serafall were talking about, and if they were doing something perverted or not. He was mentally giggling to himself about the various possibilities of what they could be doing.
"What in the world are you doing?" Vali asked him from behind, sipping from his cup of tea while being seated on the dining table.
"Shhh, I'm currently very busy right now." Azazel whispered. The reason why he was whispering was lost to Vali.
"Won't you have breakfast? Your...'work' isn't that important, is it?"
"It's very, very important." Azazel finally spoke after some time, wondering what those two are doing right now.
Vali could only sigh in response.
Naruto's Room
"Sooooo, when are you going to school? You're running late, ya know." Serafall asked.
"When are YOU going to go away?" Naruto said, waiting for her to go away. He would literally owe someone his life if they managed to make this woman stay away from him. This woman was insane.
"Tut,tut,tut, dont you know its bad manners to not go to school on time and not to talk to guest like that." Serafall said in reprimanding tone.
"I really don't want to hear that from the mouth of someone who wants to "lick her sister's body with her tongue so much the saliva looks like clothes to outside people". You have absolutely no right to judge me." Naruto said, saying it in the most calm manner that he possibly could. This woman spoke her daydreams out loudly, during breakfast. She scared him.
"Not that I care about how humans mate and all that disgusting stuff, but I heard that humans find sisters loving each other quite arousing, at least, the male population sure does." Kurama said from inside his mind. He had seen that Jiraiya, the kid's master, write and talk about this stuff. It was quite popular, according to that guy.
'Yes, they do, and I am slightly disappointed in humanity for that.' Naruto said within his mind. He looked at Serafall, a judging look appearing on his face. She truly deserved the title of devil.
"Oi, oi, the hell are you staring at me with that look for? You look like you want to rape me." Serafall said, covering her chest from him with a little blush on her face. "But since you have already offered me food, I, Serafall Leviathan, will at least allow you to look at my naked boobs." She said, a look appearing on her face that said she was only doing this because of her pride. She then closed her eyes, a little hint of pink dusting her cheeks, holding up her opened hand showing him her four fingers and a thumb. "B-but only for five seconds, okay! And don't get any ideas! I'll be thinking about So-tan the entire time, so don't you dare think of any weird ideas, alright!"
"Actually, you thinking of your little sister while you expose your breasts to me is worse than thinking about me looking at them." Naruto pointed out, the judging look never leaving his face.
"A-alright then, you want to see them right! I knew it! You are secretly a pervert!" Serafall said, gritting her teeth. Her hands started reaching to her bosom, trembling a little. "But I am not one to ignore debts! Fine then! Have your way! Enjoy this moment to your heart's content!"
"Nope, not interested." Naruto said, with the bowl and plate in his hands, going to the kitchen, already having his back turned to Serafall.
"N-nani!?" Serafall had her mouth left open. Here she was, trying to get rid of her debt to this infuriating bastard, and this guy didn't even seem to be interested in them. Was he saying she was THAT ugly! How dare this guy! She didn't want to show them to this guy, but her pride as a Sitri demanded that she should not have any debts from this guy. Who knew what this guy could ask for? Maybe he could ask for her little sister's virginity!? Like hell she would allow THAT! She'd rather shame herself than ever allow this guy to do anything to her So-tan!
Naruto looked at her, slightly thankful of the fact that her boobs weren't out yet. "If I really want something, I dont think you would be able to help me with that." He smiled a little, though it didnt quite reach his eyes, Serafall noticed.
"Huh? Why not?" Serafall said, now curious. She was a devil that belonged to a rich family. She was sure that she could grant any of his earthly desires, except of course excluding matters that involved life and death. He was only a human, after all.
"Just a little guess." Naruto said, going to the kitchen, a faraway look entering his eyes. "I wonder how things are going over there?"
"Naruto, there's no need to get dissapointed yet." Kurama said. He knew how much being away from his world was affecting him, especially when his world needed him the most. Every moment of his life here is suffocating for him, and Kurama knew that the only thing keeping him from breaking down was the presence of the bijuus, and the hope of Ophis. He could only hope that Ophis could help him with that.
Serafall raised an eyebrow. That was weird. She had no idea what he said or why he said what he said. 'Wait a minute! Is he one of those emo depressed guys that say 'I'm so lonely' yet make no efforts to socialize at all?' If he was, then she had the perfect plan. 'I'll help him make friends, or at least one. Then I can say that my debt had been payed off, and then Sona would not be in danger from my debt.' She knew Sona. If she ever learns that her sister had been helped by her classmate, she will definitely do any favour they might ask of to pay off the debt, her pride as a Sitri and whatnot.
"HEY YOU, LISTEN TO ME! YOU ARE GOING TO SCHOOL NO MATTER WHAT!" Serafall loudly exclaimed, handing Naruto his school uniform.
"...Did you just rummage around my house to find my uniform? Don't you think you are surpassing your limits as a guest?" Naruto asked her, an annoyed expression on his face.
"Hmph! You should always strive to surpass your limits." Wiser word have never been said before, Serafall thought as she mentally patted herself on the back. "And from now on, I have decided that I am going to help you overcome your social shyness and make you into an acceptable social human being."
"I think you should focus on being an acceptable social human being yourself." Naruto said, referring to her not so normal incest-obsessed mentality.
"HEY! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM VERY MUCH LOVED ON EARTH!" Serafall said loudly, taking offense to that statement.
"..."
'Please don't tell me she actually said that.' Naruto thought, mentally sighing at the slip of tongue from Serafall.
"Heh, kinda reminds me of you when you are in your idiot mode" Kurama said from his mind. 'The hell do you mean by idiot mode?' Naruto asked Kurama, confused. "Well, you start being stupid, when there is no danger around you. You start relaxing and do stupid things more often. I call that your idiot mode. Which is exactly how I can tell when you're stressed out. And you have been stressed out for a long time, ever since the war started." Kurama stated, pointing out Naruto.
'...Kurama, you and I both know we can't afford to let our guard down.' Naruto thought, as his mind wandered back to the war. Neji's image was the first to pop up on his mind. "Yeah..." Kurama said. This was not the time to relax, even though it might be harmful to Naruto's health.
Serafall realized her mistake about what she said, and slapped a mouth on her face. She cursed herself. She had been careful about her identity, but she got too excited when Naruto mentioned her sister, and accidentally slipped up. She looked at Naruto, praying for a miracle to happen. Yes, praying. And a miracle did happen, as she saw that Naruto was staring off into space, and didnt seem to notice her slip up. She would have been annoyed at someone ignoring her, but this wasnt the time for it. Thinking fast, she decided she needed to get out of here. What a scary guy. He forced her in such a relaxed state that she almost forgot about the fact that she was talking to a human.
"A-anyways, I am going to wait for you outside your apartment. Just change already and get outside, we dont have much time." Serafall said, before going outside. Naruto snapped out of his conversation, before sighing again. He now really had to go to school now. But first, he needed to do something.
Going outside after changing into his uniform, Naruto saw that Serafall had already left for outside. He then knocked on Azazel's door to his room.
"YO!" Azazel exclaimed loudly, as he walked out of his room, a stupid grin on his face, Naruto noticed, "So, did anything saucy happen in there?" Azazel said, wiggling his eyebrows.
"Of course not, we just had lunch." Naruto said, "Anyways, mind telling me how she couldnt sense you?" Azazel smirked , before replying, "Well, I have many gadgets situated around this entire apartment that conceals my energy. I obviously dont need to tell you the reason why." He said, proud of himself.
"That's good." Naruto said, looking around, "Anyways, do you have anything at your arsenal that can help me spy on devils or something."
"Hmm, I may just have something for you." Azazel said, looking up and down at Naruto. He went inside and came back in a minute or two, with a black wristwatch. "Since you are a normal human, at least from outside, this should be enough for concealing you presence. Just wear it, and you are good to go." Azazel finished, giving a thumbs up to Naruto.
Naruto put it on, admiring it a little, not bothering to know the mechanics of this thing. "Thanks. I do hope it does not have any time bomb place inside it."
Azazel scoffed, "Oh please, that's so old fashioned."
"Hmm, anyways, see ya." Naruto said, going outside.
"Oh Naruto, just one more thing." Azazel said. "You wouldn't happen to know what happened to the hidden cameras inside your room, would you?"
"Oh that, yeah I destroyed all of them." Naruto said waiting for the elevator, not facing Azazel.
"All of them?" Azazel asked, a little fearfullly.
"Yeah." Naruto replied, as the elevator doors opened.
"There were three hundred of them."
"Three hundred and three actually, dont try to trick me." Naruto said, as he entered the elevator.
"...Fuck..."
"Fuck indeed."
Hey. Yeah, I know, how dare I 'Hey' you.
The thing is, the shit I faced in the year were a lot, both 2020 and 2021, which is still going. I'm not really finished dealing with all of it, but i will try to upload if i possibly can. I know that its a miracle for me to have so many reviews and follows for just 5 chapters, and trust me, i am very grateful to all of you. Seriously, i really enjoy reading people's reviews about this, and it makes me feel happy when i read them. Unfortunately, I might not upload much or even at all, and even if I do, I might only do it like once a month or something. I am sorry about it, but real life reponsibilities will have to come first. Sorry if I might upset you with this news, and i am very sorry of it.
Anyways, I genuinely hope that all of you out there are well and healthy.
Sayonara!