Random Babbling

A show created by some people of the Mushroom Kingdom in order to get some profit, as the princess continuously buys identical clothing.

Setting: A large hill, which for some reason is surrounded entirely by foldable chairs. In them were Toads and various Koopas. They appear to have come to watch some sort of show.

Narrator Guy: Once upon a time, many moons ago…there was a great hero!

Mario jumps in, with his yellow cape flapping in the non-existent breeze.

Narrator Guy: This great hero had unbelievable special powers! Fireballs…

Mario starts shooting fireballs at the Toads. Their heads catch on fire, and in between their panicked screaming they give a rather warm round of applause to Mario. Pun most definitely intended.

Narrator Guy: The ability to fly…

Mario takes a running start and then flies off into air. However his cape is poorly made so he comes crashing down in a bunch of Koopas. He quickly back flips to the center of the stage.

Narrator Guy: And really high jumping skills, which are rendered pointless by the fact he can fly.

Mario hops up and down.

Narrator Guy: But WHY is he a hero you ask?
Several Toads and Koopas nod their heads.

Narrator Guy: Well, because he can save people! For example…Can a Toad come out of the audience? And a Koopa as well?
A very excited Toad and Koopa Troopa come out of the audience and stand by Mario.

Narrator Guy: Excellent! Now Toad, look terrified and Koopa, beat him up.

Koopa: Don't you mean PRETEND to beat him up?

Narrator Guy: Doesn't matter to me.

Koopa: Okay.

The Koopa immediately starts actual pummeling. After a few minutes (to build dramatic tension) Mario jumps in the way of the Koopa.

Mario: OH NOOOOOOOO!
Narrator Guy: Yes! Mario shall rescue this poor defenseless Toad!

Mario grabs the poor defenseless Toad and uses him as a club to beat off the Koopa. The Koopa quickly runs away, and Mario puts down the badly bruised and battered Toad, who gave Mario an adoring smile before passing out. Everyone applauded.

Narrator Guy: Yes! Now before you leave, you must sign us all your worldly possessions, so we can…uh…support the Mushroom Kingdom Economy…yeah…

The audience thinks for a moment and then decides to do it. After all, it's Mario!