Dipper was reading old timey book while Mabel was enjoying her glitter book (which was just crazy amounts of glitter on one page). Dipper read a page about a ship that crushed everything in it's path, it was called the Golden Chaser. The ship was as yellow as gold.
"Hey Mabel, do you think this ship was real? It was the finest ship at sea for its gold or something."
Mabel yelled with excitement. Mabel took a look at the page. "It says that they didn't collect gold from islands, but from other ships! DIPPER! We need to go get rich!" Mabel was doing her happy dance like every time something good happened, Dipper seriously was confused by 'we need to go get rich',
"What do you mean by that?" Dipper asked, Mabel stopped for a moment to explain, "We can use the time travely thingy to go back in time to see this mystery ship!" "That's a bad idea...pirates kill stowaways, or anyone but their crewmen." As Dipper was naming the one thousand ways to get killed by a pirate, Grunkle Stan walked in with Ford. "Whacha doin' there kids?" Grunkle Stan sipped on his coffee as Dipped told him of the Golden Chaser.
Stan spit out his coffee into Ford's face, "The Golden Chaser, ehhhh? Well Fordzy knows quite a bit about that ship, don'tcha bro." Mabel quickly sprung up and was pulling on Ford's jacket,
"GRUNKLE FORD!!! Please tell me you sailed the seven seas like my story goes!" Grunkle Ford said with a laugh, "Only in my wildest dreams kid, but I did research that topic a lot, Captain Cannons was my childhood hero...but I do feel sort of stupid because he killed thousands of people. I wish I could have been part of your fan-fiction Mabel but maybe it was for the best." Ford looked sort of sad but then looked up with a dramatic look. "Anyway who wants-" Ford got interrupted by Mabel's yelling, "SYRUP ON CEREAL!!" By half a second Soos ran in with a bowl of cereal with syrup on it, "Way ahead of you hambone!".
Immediately Ford grabs it and says, "Thats way too much sugar and calories! How about some old fashioned Bland Grams! My favorite cereal!" Grunkle Stan grabed the syrup cereal, "Look, Mabel is a kid! She will burn all the calories she wants! And they don't sell Bland Grams anymore, a true miracle."
As Stan gave Mabel the cereal he gave Ford a nasty look and walked away to get some pants on.
Wendy kicked open the door and squeezed a horn and said "Guys! We should totally throw a big party tomorrow night! This time we'd have Stan 2's head pin yada'd!"
Mabel ran and got her party sweater that had the word karaoke on it and said, "KARAOKE NIGHT!! We need a karaoke party! I haven't heard Grunkle Ford sing yet!" Ford looked embarrassed, "How about I'll sing to you now, if you let me pass on singing in front of the public..."
"DEAL!" Everyone in the mystery shack gathered around him and watched, Mabel gave him the karaoke microphone and turned on the most girly song on the whole Machine, the music starts...and out came the most beautiful voice ever. He sounded like a true Disney princess.
Author's note: I hope you liked the first chapter of The Mystery Ship, please put a comment were you put comments, I want know what your thoughts are. Constructive criticism is wanted.