SexDex (Pokémon)
I'm sure you've seen a few image series where they go through the National Pokédex and show dick/vaj sizes, mating habits, etc. Well, I thought I'd do a series like that myself.
"But Toothlove, don't you already have Pokémon Mating Habits?"
Yes, I do, but this will be slightly different in that it will be done in sort of a dictionary style and will be going through many more Pokémon in each chapter. My thought is to start with the Kanto starters and their evolutions and see how I feel/where I want to go from there.
Enjoy!
#001: Bulbasaur
Type: Grass/Poison
Average penis length/design: 3 ½ inches, bulbous around the head, smooth along the length
Bulbasaur and it's evolutionary line are known as the seed Pokémon for more reasons than one. Male Bulbasaur can release an average of 2 ounces of semen with just one orgasm, one of the highest amounts for any first stage Grass Type Pokémon.
During mating season, similar to many Grass Type Pokémon, Bulbasaur tend to release various scents from the bulbs on their back and while female Bulbasaur release a sweeter, more floral scent, male Bulbasaur's scents tend to vary in levels of musky, grassy, and herbal. Females tend to pick a mate based on which male's scent they find to be the most appealing.
#002: Ivysaur
Type: Grass/Poison
Average penis length/design: 4 ¾ inches, shape similar to Bulbasaur but larger
While Bulbasaur tend to release their scents during mating season, Ivysaur's scents are stronger and can be released throughout the year. This is mainly due to the fact that Ivysaur's scent from their flower bubs is more developed and Ivysaur tends to have more control over releasing, even when it isn't mating season.
During the peak of summertime, when the sunlight is brighter and therefore there's more of it for Ivysaur's flower bub to absorb, Ivysaur, males especially, tend to have even more stamina for mating and can often last for up to 3 rounds of sex. Females get a bit more stamina as well, but not nearly enough as the hormone crazed males.
Like with Bulbasaur, Ivysaurs have a very high release average of about 4 ounces of semen with just one orgasm, enough to fill up at least two female Ivysaur or four female Bulbasaur.
#003: Venusaur
Type: Grass/Poison
Average penis length/design: 7 inches, design similar to its pre-evolutions
Wild Venusaur, often to be considered the Alphas of the 'Saur world, tend to live in large hives of Bulbasaur and Ivysaur. Venusaur only mate about once a year, during the summer solstice and the weeks following, but an average female is capable of producing up to 5 Bulbasaur eggs at one time. Venusaur are very aware of their size, and therefore they know not to push themselves onto their beta Bulbasaur or Ivysaur.
When it is time for mating, a male Venusaur will leave its hive in charge of the highest ranking Ivysaur in the hive in search for a suitable mate. When a male Venusaur does find a mate, usually from a separate hive, he will then have to gain the trust of the female's betas by way of releasing a scent strong enough from the flower on its back in hoping to please both them and the female. It is only then that the female Venusaur will allow the male to mate with it.
Like with Bulbasaur and Ivysaur, Venusaur has one of the highest release rates of any Grass Type Pokémon and can release about 6-8 ounces of semen per orgasm. This is mainly due to Venusaur's massive testicles that clock in at about a pound each.
#004: Charmander
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 4-5 inches, tapered
It's no secret that Charmander is a fan of heat, and this is especially true when they are mating. One of the most common ways male Charmander will court to a female is by releasing flame into the air in which the female will decide whether or not the male is suitable based on size of flame, heat produced, brightness and height of the flame.
During mating, A Charmander's temperature will gradually rise, getting hotter than fire at the peak of arousal in which a male will release an ounce and a half of flaming hot semen that will burn the insides of any non-fire type female.
As an added note, Charmander are also very gentle lovers and are big fans of cuddling and kissing after sex.
#005: Charmeleon
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 9 inches, barbed near the tip.
While Charmander like a more romantic and loving approach to mating, Charmeleon are about the opposite. They like it hard, fast, and rough, making their body temperatures go to nearly 1.5 times the size of a Charmander's at the peak of arousal, it's one of the main reasons why you never see Charmander and Charmeleon paired together.
Another difference between Charmeleon and its pre-evolution is that, while male Charmander court using flames from their mouths, Charmeleon do it using the flames on their tails. Often times, two or more Charmeleon will compete to see which can produce the bigger, hotter flame on their tail. The winner, of course, will be granted the right to mate with any female they choose while the losers will have to take what the winner does not want.
#006: Charizard
Type: Fire/Flying
Average penis length/design: 1.5 feet, barbed all the way down.
While Charmander like to go for softer play when mating and Charmeleon go at it hard and rough, Charizard tend to go for both. They are big fans of showing affection through kissing, cuddling, gathering food for each other, all that stuff, but when they mate it's a whole different story. The goal for a male Charizard is to impregnate their female before any other suiters can get to her, so they go as fast and hard as they can as soon as they can and can actually use the barbs on their dicks to scrape off any opposing sperm to ensure that whatever Charmander spawns form the female will be more likely his.
Charizard also have a kinky habit of flying while mating as a way to try to show the world who's king and queen of the Pokémon species in the area. Any Pokémon below may be subjected to having hot Charizard sexual fluids drip onto them.
While many Pokémon tend to select a mate just for that particular season, Charizard tend to become mates for life.
#007: Squirtle
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 6 inches, basic turtle design with a petal shaped head.
When it comes to courting for these small turtle Pokémon, there's only one word that comes to mind, bubbles. That's right, bubbles. Similar to Charmander with their flames or Bulbasaur with their scents, male Squirtle will compete for mates by blowing bubbles. the Squirtle that can blow not only the biggest bubble, but also the one that can last the longest once blown, will be granted the right to mate.
Squirtle prefer to mate in cool, shallow waters as that is the best environment for their eggs to develop and is where Squirtle feel the most at home. Female Squirtle have a special latch on their shells on their crotch that they can open and close at will. This helps to prevent rape and essentially acts like clothing for them. Male Squirtle do not have this latch as it is quite hard for them to open such a latch quick enough when their erections spawn.
An average male Squirtle is capable of squirting out about 4 ounces of semen per orgasm.
#008: Wartortle
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 10 inches, same design as Squirtle
While Squirtle attract mates by simply blowing bubbles, male Wartortle have a similar strategy but it's more about showmanship. With Wartortle, it's no longer just about who can blow the biggest bubble, it's more about what you can do with your bubbles that make you stand out. Many Wartortle will perform some kind of show by jumping between bubbles, bouncing off of them in a unique way, or maybe even making shapes with their bubbles. It's a lot like a Pokémon Contest where the prize is being able to mate.
While mating, male Wartortle will often hold onto their partner's tail for good luck that impregnation will happen. Wartortle semen, like many Water Type Pokémon, is a lot more watery and loose, but a female Wartortle's uterus has a sort of indent in It that's capable of holding sperm when lying on her stomach or back.
#009: Blastoise
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 2 feet, turtle design
Blastoise courting is no longer about bubbles at all, but more about whose back cannons can fire water for the longest amount of time. Competing Blastoise will often submerge themselves shoulder deep in water and let their canons go in front of any females that happen to be watching, whoever's cannon can fire water longer than the other will win any female they choose.
Blastoise will often put themselves out of their shells when mating as they find it to be more comfortable. Given their size and how rough they enjoy things, it is often that Blastoise of both genders will end up feeling rather sore the day after mating, but when the actual mating does happen it is quite the show.
A male Blastoise can often release about a quart of watery sperm when they ejaculate, more than enough to impregnate any female Blastoise with lots leftover.
And there you go, some sexy info on the Kanto starters.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter and if you'd like to see more, please let me know. I will be going down the list of the dex, but if there's a specific Pokemon you can't wait to read about, please let me know.
The next chapter will probably involve Caterpie, Weedle and Pidgey so keep a lookout for that.
Until next time, see ya!