Fifty Ways To Say, "I'm Not Your Boyfriend!"
By: Finn_Is_Bound (Cubbers) (Syd)
Fandom: Chowder
Pairing: Chowder/Panini
Rating: K – T
Warnings: Spoilers throughout the series, small interactions with other characters, small amounts of blood and sexual themes (such as puberty), use of two sentences for a few prompts.
Notes: This was a challenge on LiveJournal that I did for the 1sentence community. I used the pairing Chowder/Panini, and I used the set Alpha for the prompts.
Disclaimer: Chowder © C.H. Greenblatt.
1) Comfort: He sighed, quickly wrapping his furry, purple arms around the bunny-hybrid, hoping that his affectionate embrace would stop her from crying.
2) Kiss: Shock went through his system as Chowder felt a pair of lips touch his burnt fur.
3) Soft: Panini smiled, stroking her "boyfriend's" soft, small bunny ears in delight.
4) Pain: "…I think I broke my foot," Chowder gasped on the ground, as he saw Panini bend down with a bandage and a first-aid kit.
5) Potatoes: Quickly, he jumped in the potato peelings bin as he heard his name being called by a familiar voice.
6) Rain: "Num-Nums, can I come in? It's pouring out, and I lost the extra key to get into Miss Endive's place…"
7) Chocolate: "Would you like to share this chocolate thrice cream cone that I bought, Chowder?"
8) Happiness: Panini felt absolute bliss whenever she saw her crush come into her sight – even though he always ran away and was out of her view five seconds later.
9) Telephone: Everyday, Panini would call Mung Daal's kitchen, asking for Chowder, and, everyday, when the phone was given to him, Chowder would hang up on her.
10) Ears: Chowder often wondered why his ears were so small, compared to Panini's.
11) Name: "What does the nickname, 'Num-Nums' mean, anyway?"
12) Sensual: Taking a big sniff of the air, Chowder's stomach began to rumble when the smell of Meach Pie entered his nostrils.
13) Death: Panini knew that, even in death, she and Chowder would be together forever, because they would be buried in the same tomb.
14) Sex: "Mung, Panini said that she wanted to 'make love' to me… What does that mean?"
15) Touch: Even Panini's slightest movement or touch could send Chowder running.
16) Weakness: She knew that he, alone, could send her into vivid daydreams that would distract her from doing her duties in the kitchen.
17) Tears: Tears of joy ran down her face as she hopelessly clung to her "boyfriend."
18) Speed: Chowder noticed that, every time Panini would chase him down the streets, she seemed to get farther and farther away as he ran.
19) Wind: "Chowder, your hat blew away in the wind, and it landed on Miss Endive's roof."
20) Freedom: He often wondered when she would stop going after him, and when he wouldn't have to deal with her antics anymore.
21) Life: Chowder knew that Panini was a part of his daily life, even if he didn't want her to be.
22) Jealousy: "How DARE she step in front of our relationship like that, by calling him Yum-Yums!"
23) Hands: Her pink, soft paws began to tangle and lock in with his soft, purple paws – and, every time this action happened, he couldn't help but scream at it.
24) Taste: The taste of Flarts, every time she bit into the sweet yet dry cookie, brought her back to the day she first met Chowder.
25) Devotion: He was surprised, and shocked, by how much Panini showed him signs of affection.
26) Forever: When she said, "I'm Chowder's girlfriend, and Chowder's my boyfriend, and we're totally going to be together forever and ever," she meant it.
27) Blood: She cocked her head to the side in absolute confusion, and questioned, "Chowder... why is your voice getting squeaky - and, why is your nose starting to bleed?"
28) Sickness: "I hope this Bluenana gets better soon, or Panini will never stop bothering me!"
29) Melody: She swooned, clasping her hands together as she drew in every single note of his plea-of-a-song to Mung Daal.
30) Star: "Do you think of food when you look up at the stars, 'cause I do."
31) Home: Panini often wondered if Mung Daal's Catering Company was a nice place to live, with a big bath, cozy beds, and a swimming pool, like Miss Endive's Company was.
32) Confusion: "Why are you so stupid?" Gorgonzola huffed in his direction; "She's been following you for years, because she likes you, Pudge."
33) Fear: Holding hands, even at the age of fourteen, still made his palms sweat and his spine tingle with horrible, disgusting thoughts.
34) Thunder/Lightning: "I'm not your boyfriend," He screamed, pushing Panini off of him as a loud boom went through the air.
35) Bonds: He regretted smooshing the Bluenana - because, now, he was forcibly stuck inside of the same shirt with her.
36) Market: "But, Mung, Panini will be at The Farmer's Market today," His lips puckered into a frown, "Do I have to go?"
37) Technology: hai num numz arnt these new cell fonez gr8???
38) Gift: A kiss from Chowder is all she wanted this Knishmas - and, much to her surprise, she had gotten what she wanted.
39) Smile: "Would it kill you to smile while you're around me, because I always show my affection around you."
40) Innocence: He continued to stare - not in amazement, but in mere confusion - at Panini, who was posing in front of him, while wearing long, flowing dress with a pair of high heels.
41) Completion: She would help him get to home base, no matter if Gorgonzola stood in the way or not.
42) Clouds: "When I look up at the clouds, I always see Num-Nums' shape in them."
43) Sky: His mouth opened wide in shock, as he saw a familiar pink bunny-hybrid come crashing down from the sky.
44) Heaven: She felt complete and utter bliss every time she was close to her "boyfriend"...
45) Hell: ... But, her blood always boiled every time he started to dash away from her.
46) Sun: "The sun sure is beating down on my head," Panini exclaimed dramatically, hoping that her certain, special someone would come and save her from the sweltering heat.
47) Moon: "Did you know that alien werewolves live on the moon in hotdog houses?"
48) Waves: The inside of Chowder's mouth dried up slowly, as, from afar, he saw Panini and Miss Endive play and splash within the ocean's tide.
49) Hair: "It took me forever to groom my fur just right for you, and you ruined it!"
50) Supernova: "Huh," Chowder titled his head slowly, pointing up into the night sky, "Panini, have you ever seen something explode in the sky, 'cause I think I just saw something explode up there."