Chapter 606. "Football Folly."

Just another glorious day in Royal Woods, and the location is where the Royal Woods Roosters are playing Football.

Announcer. "Looks like the Rooster's Quarterback Lynn Loud is ready to kick off the Rooster's final try to win this one. But with the way the score is, I just hope they can actually win this."

Lola yells to the man. "You are not helping!"

The ones watching are the rest of the louds, along with the Carson's, and also Mark Warren, since his parents won't be there in Royal Woods, yet, and they're all hoping the team could win. "Sure looks like this is gonna be close, I mean they haven't scored a single win" said Angel.

Lisa is using binoculars to watch this. "Lynn is in a bootleg, but the backline is not gonna do her good or make things any higher, she's in for some major disaster."

Lucy looks to her little sister. "Uncanny, how do you know this?"

Lisa then replies. "I do have a high I.Q after watching the 20 games, 30 skirmishes and more than 32 different outcomes from the other times she has played. So, what did you expect?" She then looks upon the others. "I suggest all of you avert your eyes, including you Randall."

The guy in the rooster mascot costume is nervous now, the team might not make it, and truth be told, Lisa was right. Lynn tries to go in for the touchdown, but she gets tackled hard, and the score is 0 to 52.

Announcer. "Royal Woods get blown out again, 52 to 0. Looks like the Hazeltucky Hockers win this round, again."

They all cringe to this. "Dang that was harsh. Those guys in Hazeltucky really don't show any mercy in this game" said Luan. The others also agree and watch as Margo helps Lynn back up.

This kinda upsets Lincoln. 'Makes the whole thing almost sound like a Hank and Hawk thing, I hope none of the kids there become those jerks. They're trying to change themselves after a failed attack on us months ago. I hope the town is not planning to have their kids become those two stinkers.'

(Lynn's Table.)

All of them are enjoying some food that Lynn Sr made, and they all see Lynn is barely eating and looking quite miserable. Rita notices this. "I've never seen her like this, she doesn't seem to mind that the twins are doing a deep dive into her own food."

They look towards Lana who is eating Lynn's spaghetti, and Lola is drinking Lynn's soda. Jordan then stops them. "Girls, cut it out."

"What? She's not gonna eat it, or drink it" replied the twins.

But Lincoln intervenes. "She's right, stop doing that. Look at her." They all feel bad for the way Lynn is. "We can't just go around and do whatever we want, when she's clearly lost herself after that loss, and even I didn't like how it went. Those guys hit hard, well harder."

Lynn sighs. "At least the team's sorta okay. Especially Annie, she took a hit for me to make it."

Then Lynn Sr goes to his sporty daughter. "Look LJ, this'll cheer you up. My classic cheer up meal: Mozzarella sticks, wrapped in bacon, wrapped in chicken fingers, wrapped in a cheese steak!"

But Lynn looks to her dad with a miserable look. "Sorry pops, but I don't think I'm in the mood." This makes Lynn Sr gasp. Lynn then looks to the others. "Just give the food to them."

Lisa then gets off her seat and she goes towards Lynn. Lynn notices this. "If you're here trying to make me feel better, well don't bother, Lisa. It won't work until we actually win."

"Though that would be the best option, but I think I have something else. I could be able to offer my services to the team as their analytics coach" replied Lisa.

This surprises Lynn and also has her confused. "Huh? Like, numbers and all that math junk?"

Lisa nods. "Precisely, though math is not junk. You're play call from earlier was statistically flawed in a few levels which resulted in the no score against your rivals."

Lisa then scooches Lynn aside, and she uses the ketchup to make a drawing board of the playing field onto the table, and she uses the food as the icons of the teams playing. "Now, if you plan to run the ball through this defense, what do you think is the likely outcome?"

Lynn squishes one of the food, which symbolizes herself. "Precisely" replied Lisa. She then grabs another small food to replace the squished one. "Now, if you run a mid-range pass play, such as a dig or an outline…"

Lynn sees where this is going and smiles. "A one hundred percent touchdown baby!" She then eats one of the food.

But Lisa then specifies. "Actually an 82.344 percent in the output, but who's counting? But, what I am saying is, that a proper numbers approach would give your team a chance to winning, well possibly winning."

"You'd do this for me, brainbox?" asked Lynn.

Lisa sighs. "From the patronizing nicknames aside, I cannot watch you struggle like this, when there is a chance to a mathematical fix that can be solved, through my intentional mind."

Lincoln looks to the plan. "This outcome doesn't seem comforting, and could end badly, and I'm just saying guys."

"Do not fear, male sibling unit, for I know what I am doing" said Lisa.

"She has a point." they all look towards Mark Warrens who finishes eating his hotdog. "The outcome seems like a good stretch for the win, and it could work, but the real ordeal is that the enemy team has some backup players on the account of any of them being taken down. You need someone to back up as well."

"Whoa, dude. When did you know football?" asked Ryan.

"Yeah, I don't think we even heard you mention it before" said Hope.

"My dad and I sometimes watch the game" replied Mark. "Also, I am not meant for the game, I just like how the whole thing unfolds and we see how it can be done for the win. We hail for the Tuscola Tigers. Also, I know that the Roosters beat the Tigers one, so there was no point in mentioning."

This is now awkward for all of them, because Lynn is there and she fought the Tuscola Tigers three months ago. Lynn then asks. "So, you think I need someone to help the team besides numbers?"

Mark nods. "I suggest, Polly Pain. For the past week, I have noticed how skilled she is when playing a small game of football in the park, and she tackles, hurdles and runs good. Her skills in roller derby have made her into a machine of tackling pain."

They all have no clue what to think of what he just said, and they all look to Angel. "He is not wrong, Polly was packing a lot of destruction when she was playing a small game of football at the park last time."

Lisa goes through her head with this. "This might work, along with the other plan I have. Lola I need your princess car."

Lola is confused. "Why?"

"So I may head on home to begin my work on something for tomorrow's practice" said Lisa.

"Let me take her home" said Michelle. "I'm all healed up and I'll make sure she doesn't blow up anything."

"Much appreciated" replied Lisa. They both get off the chair. "Also, I don't intend to make anything from chemicals, all I need is the assistance from Lulu, so that whatever I have planned will be ready before Friday can commence."

Lynn then tells her. "The game is moved to Wednesday, and if the whole thing works, then we might have a chance for the next game around the end of July."

"Then that gives me time to continue with any future plans for the final game." Lisa leaves the restaurant, with Michelle and her panther Bernardo.

The others watch them leave and then Gretchen asks. "Anyone here have this bad feeling that the whole thing is gonna be chaotic or turn from bad to worse?"

"Who cares, dude?" said Lynn. "This is gonna be awesome! I'll meet you guys in the house later, I gotta tell my team and then get Polly onboard!" Lynn leaves the restaurant and gets onto her bike and she rides off.

Luna then asks. "Bro, you think this is gonna turn sour down the river?"

Lincoln sighs. "Not sure, but if something is gonna happen, then chances it's gonna end badly on both Lynn and Lisa, but perhaps with Polly assisting, it might just work, I think."

Lynn Sr then looks to the food on the plate. "She didn't even finish her meal."

"We'll do it!" Lola and Lana eat the food that Lynn was supposed to eat.

To be continued…

A/N: The rest of this outcome will be when tomorrow's chapter hits, which is all based off the episode "Friday Night Fights!" Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

Date made: 5/28/21 – 5/29/21.