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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
"Spell Cards"
*Actions*
"YELLING"
-Time-
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-Staircase to the Hakurei Shrine-
BGM: Silk Road Alice (Remastered)
Tenshi and co were flying up the stairs to the Hakurei Shrine. There was currently hail beginning to rain down, meaning projectiles can do more damage.
Then Aunn Komano showed up.
"Halt you can't proceed any further!" Aunn shouted.
"Sorry, but we have to do so. We have to go and deal with Reimu," Sukuna said.
"Even more reasons to stop you all! Spinning Top: Koma-Inu Spin!" Aunn shouted as she began to fire red curvy lasers and yellow danmaku at Tenshi, Sukuna, and Shion. In response to this, Tenshi fired red danmaku and lasers coming out from her keystones while also being supported by Shion and Sukuna firing bullets.
Aunn was hit by the attacks which ended up causing her Spell Card to be broken.
"Koma Sign: Solitary A-Un Breathing!" Aunn shouted as she then created a duplicate of herself with both firing pink orbs and danamku at Tenshi, Sukuna, and Shion at them.
Tenshi in response to this had a keystone drop down from the sky and hit Aunn which caused her to crash down to the ground. She tried to get up but was then shot by Sukuna and Shion. The reason for her easily being defeated is because the danmaku and projectiles shot at Aunn did more damage than normal due to the hail, so she was defeated at a quicker rate.
She was knocked out, and so Tenshi, Sukuna, and Shion arrived at the torii gate of the Hakurei Shrine. At the top of the stairs.
The shrine ground, bathed in the orange light of sunset, looked like a super busy marketplace full of loot boxes. There were a lot of people there who were looking for loot boxes. With children there as well. One even asks Shion for a spare change.
"That...B-" Tenshi then remembered the child next to Shion. "That GREEDY PIG! Preying on CHILDREN like that!"
"This is so bad! Aya wasn't kidding when she said children were getting scammed!" Sukuna shouted in shock.
Aya took a picture of that scene with her camera. With Hatate doing the same with her cell phone.
"That's it! I'm beating Reimu to an inch of her life!" Tenshi yelled out with a pissed-off look on her face.
Then Reimu finally showed up.
"Oh hello there. Do you want to get some loot boxes?" Reimu asked as she was currently counting the coins she got from her customers.
Tenshi just looked pissed at how casual Reimu is, and said: "I know everything about your business, how you get them to keep buying, and how much you lied to some of your business partners. Here are Joon and Mike's resignations."
Reimu looked at the resignations that Tenshi handed to her. Reimu now looked angry.
"Why they! Those traitors betrayed me!" The Hakurei Miko shouted in anger.
"You lied to them. You never told Jo'on you were scamming people without distinction. She only wanted to scam the wealthy who could afford to spend all that money, yet you take money from EVERYONE! Even the children!" Tenshi yelled out in anger.
"They're my best customers from a pocket to spending ratio! They spend ALL their money on my boxes!" Reimu yelled out.
"You're not worthy! Not worthy of that title! The Hakurei Miko! Your oka-san would have been disappointed!" Shion shouted in anger as she was beginning to transform into her final form which included her eyes glowing blue, more blue flames showing up, and hair looking crazy.
"Hey stop that! You're scaring my money spend-customers! Besides, you know too much. I'll have to exterminate you, cover up the threads and exterminate the traitors! Say, have you told anyone else?" Reimu asked.
"The kappa and her mountain friend! As well as the pipe fox and the rabbit!" Sukuna said.
"Good. Thank you for your cooperation. I'll exterminate you as quickly and with as little pain as I can." Reimu said.
"Nope! We're stopping this right now!" Tenshi said as she was getting in her combat pose.
"This is it! The great final battle! I can't miss a single shot!" Aya said as she prepared her camera.
BGM: CtC Reimu's Theme: G Free ~ Final Dream
"Dream Land: Great Duplex Barrier!" Reimu said as she created a barrier that warps bullets to the opposite side. The bullets did not hit Tenshi, Shion, and Sukuna for they dodged the attack.
In response to this, all three incident solvers fired their danamku at the disgraceful Hakurei Miko. This hit her, which caused her spell card to end and also did a good amount of damage to the miko.
She then teleported up close and tried to kick Sukuna in the face, but Tenshi threw her sword and that prevented the girl from doing it. In response, Reimu threw one of her Hakurei Yin-Yang orbs which hit Tenshi sending her flying back a bit.
"Spirit Sign: Fantasy Orb!" Reimu said as she sent homing spirit orbs at the trio which did hit them. Doing damage to the girls.
A Spring Haze occurred, now non-Projectile attacks are much easier to dodge and almost become useless.
"Misery: Notes of Misfortune!" Shion said as she fired dark purple lasers while firing a lot of papers that have curse signs on Reimu.
"Prayer: Disaster-Dispelling Prayer!" Reimu said as she fired red amulets that turn orange and create waves of amulets which did hit Shion and damaged Shion's clothing, leaving holes in her skirt.
"Fishing Sign: Adorable Tai Gong Wang!" Sukuna said as she hit Reimu with her Shinning Needle Sword which caused a blue blast to head to the ground and cause big blue fish-like danmaku to show up and hit the shrine maiden which did seem to hurt the girl until the girl realized that it was a fake. The fake turned into amulets that then homed in on the inchling who had to dodge them but was hit some times by the attack.
Reimu teleported above Tenshi and threw persuasion needles at the Celestial but did little to no damage as her skin was simply too strong.
"Weather: Scarlet Weather Stimulation!" Tenshi shouted as she shot temperaments at Reimu which hit her, which caused the temperament to expand, and then a tempest appeared replacing the Spring Haze. This means now people move faster during this weather.
As a result, Reimu began to shoot out a lot of homing and normal amulets due to her speed being increased at the Incident Solvers were also fast so they just dodged out of the way by grazing.
"Attack on Dwarf!" Sukuna said as she began to fire danmaku in a circular pattern around her with openings where there are medium-sized purple orbs that stopped at a certain point and then homed in on Reimu. She of course dodged the attacks and then teleported above Sukuna and successfully dropkicked her.
"You will pay for that! Unfortunate Wave!" Shion shouted as she expels out a shockwave of misfortune that hit Reimu causing her to suffer from unluckiness.
"Divine Arts: Omnidirectional Oni-Binding Circle!" Reimu said as she summoned forth a pillar of light that ended up hitting Shion up close, further damaging her body and clothes.
"Lurking Boundary Spirits and the Mysterious Shrine Maiden!" Reimu shouted as she then began to fire a large barrier toward Tenshi, Shion, and Sukuna, then boundaries that go in random directions, a large amulet that bounces on a wall, and finally small barriers and also small amulets. Sukuna and Tenshi were hit by projectiles while Shion rushed up and began to send forth a lot of purple curse signs at Reimu which did hit her.
Then the tempest disappeared as a heavy fog rolled in, which now granted those who hit people to heal up if they hit their targets.
"FANTASY SEAL!" Reimu shouted out loud as she used that powerful move which hit the trio of incident solvers, allowing her to heal up from the damage done to her earlier.
"No! I refuse! The Seven Issun-Boushi!" Sukuna shouted as she summoned six transparent versions of herself which began to fire orbs that relate to the colors of the rainbow with the original Inchling firing kunai-shaped bullets that have colors of those on the rainbow.
Reimu dodged and weaved it while also dodging Tenshi who was firing successive laser-like streams of spirit from a keystone that she summoned while also dodging the curse signs shot by Shion. The Hakurei Miko of course threw both Hakurei Yin-Yang orbs at the little girl who actually was knocked out by it.
"Shimmy! You'll pay for this!" Tenshi shouted. "Keystone: Kaname Funnel!" Tenshi yelled as she summoned keystones that locked on Reimu and began to fire lasers which ended up healing her bruises done by the Fantasy Seal.
"Poor Sign: Mischance Scatter!" Shion said as she began to fire purple curse signs in five different directions. Reimu of course grazed through them, dealing hits to her.
"Spirit Sign: Sword of Meteorological Revelation!" Tenshi shouted as she sent forth a projectile that hit Reimu. The weather then began to change with the Heavy Fog disappearing and replaced by a Typhoon which means that people won't be stunned or flinch at all despite being hit.
Reimu knew what type of spell that she can use without interruption.
"FANTASY HEAVEN!" Reimu shouted as seven glowing yin-yang orbs fired out an innumerable amount of ofudas and multicolored lasers.
"Peach Sign: Hermit's Peach of Steadfast Durability!" Tenshi shouted as she took out a peach and ate it which seemed to cause a yellow aura to appear around her.
She did so before Fantasy Heaven's attacks hit the celestial and Shion. However, Shion was hit by the attack which ended up doing so much damage to the girl that ultimately led to her being defeated. Her clothes being so damaged she was barely decent.
'Finally. After this, I will confront those traitors who betrayed me and exterminate them and I will get that sweet sweet money!' Reimu thought as her ultimate attack ended. However Tenshi was still there, her clothing slightly damaged and skin bruised up, but not much.
"WHAT?! How is this possible?!" Reimu shouted in shock.
"Because we Celestials are much more durable than normal humans and most youkais! And do you really think I would go down to you! I defeated Sakuya, Youmu, Marisa, AND you in combat before! And as Shion said, you don't deserve your title and do me and my best friends' a favor and pay the consequences!" Tenshi shouted as she rushed toward Reimu who tried to hit the Celestial on the head with her gohei but it didn't work. The blue-haired girl then began to do several punches alongside doing many hits on her with the Sword of Hisou.
Tenshi then kicked Reimu in the stomach hard, launching her forward but then was sent flying when a pillar came out from the ground by having her sword stabbed in the ground, causing Reimu to be hit, sending her in the air. The celestial then summoned a keystone and it then hit the disgraced Hakurei Shrine Maiden up in the air.
"SKY OF SCARLET PERCEPTION OF ALL HUMANKIND!" Tenshi shouted as she began to concentrate the surrounding temperaments, especially the frustration of the customers who never got the content they wanted from the loot boxes, at the Sword of Scarlet Perception and unleashed them at Reimu. Barely missing the Hakurei Shrine but hitting its disgraced Shrine Maiden with the full brunt of the bitterness and misery her business had caused.
As a result of using this, the Typhoon went away as the weather became Clear right now.
Reimu fell down unconscious.
BGM ends.
"Perfect! This is definitely going to be on the headline!" Aya shouted.
"Yep!" Hatate shouted.
"I look forward to your next issue!" Tenshi shouted.
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-1 Day Later, Heaven-
Tenshi, Shion, and Shimmy were all hanging out in Heaven, reading the newspaper. They were on the futon reading this newspaper that they got from Aya personally.
"All the pictures came out perfectly, even though I was around…" Shion said.
"Maybe that Earth-Rabbit helped I suppose…" Sukuna said.
"Oh, I do wonder how that Gap Youkai and the Sages will take this?" Tenshi wondered.
"She must be SO mad, right now," Shion said.
"I KNOW she's your friend, but I can't cover you up every time you bring her to Heaven, you know?" Momoi said with an annoyed look.
"Come on, us Celestials are immune to her bad luck. In fact, I think some of our good luck slips into her whenever she comes here," Tenshi said with a smile.
Momoi sighs.
"Yeah! She's a good friend!" Sukuna shouted.
She hugged Shion.
Shion smiled and hugged her back.
Sukuna was smiling. Then Tenshi decided to hug them both.
"Yo Tenshi want to go fishing with us?!" A celestial arrived with another.
The first celestial wears an outrageous multi-colored clown-like outfit who has the power to manipulate light. She has white hair at the top and black at the bottom, clear white glasses, and black eyes. This is Dokeshi, a celestial who is known to like thrills and also somewhat of a goofball because of how she dresses.
The other one wears a blue and pink kimono with the former being the dominant color and having red flowers on it. She has red hair, black glasses with a white outline, and has a white brimmed with a purple bow tied on it. This is Koshaku, a girl who has a Gentleman-like attitude and a snarker sometimes who also has the power to manipulate decorative flowers.
"Sure! I would like to," Tenshi said.
"I'll even use my sword as a fishing rod!" Sukuna shouted excitedly.
And so our incident solvers went fishing with the other Celestials. A well-earned reward and relaxation indeed.
As for Reimu Hakurei, she was punished with the fact she had to give up all the money she got from the angry people she scammed, especially the parents of the children who used up all their money and were pissed. She did so all while Kasen Ibaraki made sure that the Disgraced Shrine Maiden made do with the money.
Nitori, Tewi, Tsukasa, and Takane made sure to separate themselves from Reimu after the truth that the loot boxes were rigged and no one could win. Tewi was the only one who knew the full truth beforehand and was very lucky not to be caught knowing about it alongside the others.
Shion and Mike spent all their money at Mystia's Lamprey Stand, making Mystia rich. Of course, both don't mind as they can get new money later.
Aya and Hatate of course published their news on their own newspaper companies in Gensokyo. Spreading the news of what has happened to everybody in Gensokyo this time without a lot of exaggeration for the truth was already too crazy to exaggerate.
A/n: So yes both Dokeshi and Koshaku are both from DitR but stage 1 Midbosses who Reimu fought before the real Stage 1 boss who is a celestial. Actually, in the guise of DITR, the stages after then had Celestials besides Momoi and Tenshi be bosses and Reimu defeated them all except Momoi and Tenshi as one was defeated off-screen by Toyosatomimi no Miko and the other by Broli Diamondback.
Anyways back to this story and not that legendary Walfas movie…
Yes, Reimu got what she deserved and in WaHH she was shown to be very greedy and would definitely be in character for her to employ the infamous loot box technique to get that money. And she got screwed over by Tenshi for it. Who is the same person who helped defeat Kasen after she got her arm back and became an oni so powerful that Reimu couldn't win without Tenshi's help!
Stage 1 Boss & Midboss: Takane Yamashiro & Nitori Kawashiro
Stage 2 Midboss: Momiji Inubashiri
Stage 2 Boss: Tsukasa Kudamaki
Stage 3 Midboss: Kagerou Imaizumi
Stage 3 Boss: Tewi Inaba
Stage 4 Midboss: Hatate Himekaidou
Stage 4 Boss: Aya Shameimaru
Stage 5 Midboss: Mike Goutokuji
Stage 5 Boss: Joon Yorigami
Stage 6 Midboss: Aunn Komano
Stage 6 Boss: Reimu Hakurei
Extra Stage Midboss: ?
Extra Stage Boss: ?
You might be asking who's going be to be the Extra Stage Midboss and Boss? Well you have to find out later for that will be revealed soon...and it's going to be quite the shocker...