so yo! This was something that kept popping in my mind for a while now. Like the last Sasuhina story it was toxic or it is toxic. I don't know how but I always get ending up in toxic things. Don't ask I just do. It's like I attract those things. Some say it is my art of making things funny that I end up in such situations. I be ignoring them for a while but a fact that I prefer sasuke's nature is more than evidence for my infatuation with psychotic things. Or maybe just maybe I'm one of them? Nah that's insane.

But oh well!

Anyways this one is as you know will have bits and pieces of it. If not for me them for Sasuke. Though I'd say it will be a little more civilised. I mean they are shinobi so action and missions are mandatory. This one though may not be that happening. It'd be somewhat humor as well. Cause I'm the author and all.

The plot is like, the wars over and everything happened like the way it happened. Neji is sadly dead in this one. Let's just stick to the plot here in some ways at least. Sasuke's been staying in konoha for a while. Other informations you'd have to read. The only hints I can say is the story will somewhat revolve around a avenger courting a epitome of kindness. See that itself is weird. But mine none the less.

Everyone who read and reviewed my last stories thank you. I hope you'll like these as well. And please do review I'm you know very sensitive regarding those things. Never mind just keep up me okay?

DISCLAIMER: I'LL SAY THIS ONCE, I DON'T OWN NARUTO.

CHAPTER 1: A DECISON TO STICK BY

Kakashi sighed at the scene in front of him. The team 7 stood there with a unnerving awkward silence. One was holding it hard wanting to be loud, one was oh well lovestruck and waiting for an epic love story and one didn't seem to care.

Just the thing he wanted in the morning.

He arrived at the hokage chamber to warp up the paperworks fast and go into a good break. It was then a blonde dragged a stoic avenger who were followed by a shy blushing pink haired woman. And there, he knew that all his sweet day plannings have been brutally destroyed. To add to that it was about to hit noon and none of them spoke a word. He suspected one to asleep. He sighed again. Just why did he had to deal with all the available assholes? He smacked himself mentally knowing that unnecessary assumptions will only lead the over charged might guy in his already blowed up domain. The last thing he wanted today is to have a race through konoha with a hand skipping human.

See this were the issues he referred when he objected the hokage duties. Then the damned aggressive women beat him up and then said something about Naruto being too inexperienced and konoha being turned into a bowl of ramen and SHE BEING OLD. The last part of declarations caught him off guard for which he was repaying now.

He cleared his throat.

"If you guys have no business then mind getting your asses out? " Kakashi rested his chin on his interlaced hands on the table.

The one who was leaning in the lost secluded corner of the room and was probably asleep until now turned his heels and headed for the door.

Quickly recognising the ordeal the blonde, Uzumaki Naruto halted the avenger , lacing their arms and dragging him in front of the hokage table.

"You look like a couple" Sakura murmured from her corner.

"A young one indeed" Kakashi closed his eyes and nodded at her displaying all of his approval.

"We need to talk" The blonde slammed his other available fist in the table only to receive a frown from his now detached partner who was apparently wary of all the noise.

"Alright speak now or hold your peace forever" Kakashi eyed the juxtaposed pair.

"A about to wed one now" Sakura murmured from her corner.

"Agreed" Kakashi nodded at her again.

Sasuke glared at her while Naruto shrugged. Sakura only smiled softly. Great, now one of them was used to have her love glare at her.

"Oi teme, have you lost your voice with your arm as well? " Naruto poked his chest while he grunted.

"What the fuck do you want ? " He hissed at him.

"What the fuck do I want? Your deserting the village lead to a somewhat a great ninja war! "

"No. Your mindlessly following me did. "

"Oh well excuse me for caring about my best friend"

"Self assumed"

"Teme what-"

"Look I have work to do than watch your bickerings. Take it outside... Actually take it somewhere far far outside. "

"Right. The hospital is already busy. I don't want more casualties" Sakura shaked her head.

"Then why the fuck was I dragged here? " Sasuke hissed again.

"Because we need to talk"

"Then spill"

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"What? Say before I chidori your nuts. Again"

"Oh hell to that! I beat you to pulp"

"Beat you to pulp my ass"

"What did you say teme-"

"Naruto stop this before I make you rear each every scroll from kage summit thrice"

"... " Kakashi raised his brows. Well he was grooming him for the line up hokage. "Argh! Alright. You.. " He poked Sasuke's chest again.

"Touch me again and I'll burn your fingers"

"Oh shut up! Tell me teme you are going to stay in the village won't you? "

"No"

"Why so? "

"Can't handle a annoying blonde ass "

"Ok Sasuke" Naruto took a deep breath. " But fucking deal with it"

"Look if you don't want a slaughters then fucking stay out of what I do! "

"What the hell is wrong with you! We got you a release from crimes and now you are a citizen of konoha agree or not"

"I never asked you for it. I did help you with the war but I'm still the fiendish Sasuke who doesn't mind blood spilling. You don't wanna bet on me"

"You can change as well! You're a human to begin with"

"Old habits die hard"

"Then what about your arm? I have got mine done. You still lack it"

"Doesn't matter. It should be reminder for me"

"We don't want that! Can fucking just agree to one thing I say? "

"No. I can kill anyone who comes near to me. Doesn't exclude the busty blonde and her apprentice" Sakura flinched and Sasuke was same emotion less.

"Is that why you don't want to have the transplant? So that you'll hurt someone?"

" fact that I may enjoy it and keep doing it"

"Stop it Sasuke you're too depressing. All you need is a therapy"

"Then have the therapist screwing his brain. "

"Sasuke we have trained people here" Kakashi stood up and walked over to his side. "It's just a transplant. Konoha shinobis are not weak"

"People shiver at sight of me. I blink my eyes and you may find them dead"

"Sasuke we can demobilize you for a while"

"Then what gurantee I have that you won't dissect me instead? "

"Because teme we are the ones who got you liberated" Naruto yelled at him.

"So what? It could be politics. You can use me as your weapon in future. For many sorts that you know very well" Sasuke spoke passively. Naruto rubbed his temples. He was new to whole hokage business. He was not about to have an argument with him.

"Look if you want to have those arguments I'll go call Shikamaru. "

"Do whatever you want. My statements are absolute"

"Alright Sasuke if you want things to go that way" Kakashi sat back at his table and brought out a new fine scroll.

"I Hatake Kakashi, the sixth hokage order Sasuke uchiha in the crimes of namely treason, Murder, Terror, Assault, Destruction, Mutation, Attempted abduction to be under strict konoha surveillance for his period of atonement. This includes the transplant of his new arm and building of uchiha estate. Any violations to these will be treated legally and Critically " He swirled the paint brush in his fingers.

"Woo hoo Kakashi sensei! You knew you had it in you" Naruto cheered while Sakura stated at him wide eyed and jaw dropped.

"What the fuck Kakashi? " Sasuke scowled at him.

"Sasuke now if you won't agree I'll have to sent this to the five kages for their approval. Do you want it to go that far? " He smiled at Sasuke. While he was glaring hard at him.

"Fuck you. Fine I'll agree but I have a condition of my own. "

"Now what would that be ? "

"For my transplant I need a neutral party."

"Ne what does that mean? " Naruto asked puzzled.

"I want someone who has no idea about me personally. Someone who is not annoying and someone who will keep their ass away from my business"

"Sasuke! You don't want me or Tsunade sama to attend to you! "

"Nor a weakling who is going to be cowering in front of me. Or the corpse is yours"

"Teme. We cannot create such things. "

"Then let me go" He growled at him. His eyes swirling the mangekyo sharingan.

Kakashi was scanning each and evey potential person for this. Sure Sasuke has been living in Konoha for a while, a little more than 6 months but people still avoided him like plague. He still scared the shit out of people with just one glance. This cut down more than half of potential medics.

But what about woman? Sakura and Tsunade were not allowed. Tsunade won't allow Shizune as well. Right right. And others? He still had that damned Uchiha effects of good looks. As much he cringes the uchiha fan club was getting rebuild. If he by any chance appoints a fan girl Sasuke will kill her that instance. That again cuts down the rest half people.

One, there must be one person out there. Kakashi chanted and scrambled again.

His scrambling was disrupted by a knock on the door.

"Come in" He replied hastily. He was expecting Shizune with another bunch of papers. Much to his surprise he was greeted by the hyuga heiress.

She slightly bowed to him. " Hokage sama! " She exclaimed and her eyes moved around the room. It lingered on Naruto a second more . "Hello N-naruto kun, Sakura San and uchiha San. It's nice meeting you as well"

Sasuke quirked his brows on her. Not many things surprised him but oddly this one did. Nice meeting you? Was she not afraid of him?

"Ah hinata drop the sama. Is it about the mission I have you? "

"H-hai. Along with Tsunade sama we have provided medical refuge in the land of ash. They sent their greetings and gratitude. "

"That sounds good. Where is Tsunade? "

"O-oh well... " She fidgeted her fingers.

"Never mind. I think I know" She nodded at him. That women must be at the sake store completing their Stocks.

"Great job hinata! You are doing well as a medi... " Kakashi paused. Medic. Hinata was medic. And right now she is not afraid of Sasuke.

Oh kami sama! Arigatou.

"Hinata" He stated. She straightened herself at full attention of his voice. "Would you mind another mission? You are a very well medic now".

" No hokage sama. I can handle it"

"Kakashi sensei... " Sakura warned him knowing his intentions.

"Hinata you're new mission is attend to Sasuke uchiha while he is getting the arm transplant. In the transplant you'll be assisted by Tsunade Senju but later than that you'll handle. If he tries anything funny do not hesitate to gentle fist ass. I repeat do not I clear ? "

There was shun silence . Nothing moved no one breathed. Sasuke was having a hard time. This woman did satisfy his conditions. She was not afraid not did she swoon in his sight. Oh wait gentle fist? He glanced at the women again but with attention. So she is a hyuga. He smirked. If not nothing he'll have a doll to toy with. The doll was beautiful.

Eh what? Did he just. No shit. It was just someone else.

"Oh hell no! " Naruto roared at Kakashi.

"Why not? She is a strong kunoichi. She can do it. Besides hinata it'll give you some more time... You know what"

Hinata was analysing the whole situation. She was not someone to hold grudges but Sasuke uchiha ? He was like a Constitution in underworld. Criminals wanted to be heinous just like him. She knew that. She knew the man was just another horrendous and cruel incarnation of Orochimaru. He was his favorite student. Surely more of his habits have rubbed off on him. From what she heard he was under ANBU for a while. Then she had no idea about it.

Actually she never bothered. She requested Tsunade to teach her medic as well. She had excellent chakra control and she knew the basics.

Her head perked up at hokage's statement. He was right. She pursed her lips in a single line.

"Hokage sama. I-I will take it" She answered at him. Kakashi nodded. He knew he hit Below the belt there. But hey! It was benefitting both the sides.

There was another silence followed by another noisy yell by the blonde.

"Hinata! You cannot accept that. You know who he is right? " A pained expression was on her face. She quickly discarded them as well.

"Why do you care Naruto kun? I'll be fine. I can take care of myself"

"But hinata-"

"Hokage sama I assume the details are yet to be done? When will my mission start? "

"You can come here tomorrow. I'll have a schedule ready for you. Consulting the head medic and all. Just pray for my wellness after letting Tsunade know" He shuddered at what she might do.

"Hai. I hope she understands" Kakashi nodded at her. With another now and ignoring Naruto's protest she left the room. It was getting suffocating.

Naruto was speechless. Sakura on one hand was worried about her friend but also knew this was the only way to keep Sasuke grouded. She winced at her ignorance to Naruto. After avoiding her confession he had it coming. She knew how hard she was engaging herself for the medic jutsu. She didn't knew the real reason but Naruto was a part of it was for sure.

Sasuke was utterly motionless. This was not supposed to happen! He bet that she'll avoid the offer. What the fuck? And he knew that something was up the way the conversation headed. Kakashi the ass he was for sure did a dirty trick just the way he did with him. Oh well he'll have a talk with him later.

Everyone stared at The smug Hokage.

"What? You're all dismissed"

"You never called us! " Naruto again yelled at him.

"I can throw you out though"

Naruto rolled his eyes. Maybe he'll have a talk with Hinata. She was dangerously avoiding him for the past few months. And it hurt the way she ignored him now.

Sasuke disappeared. For him to lose things must mean him becoming rusty. The woman was some what interesting though. Maybe just maybe he'll bear with it.

How?

He has got no idea at all.

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DONE!

It might be a short one. But don't worry you can treat it like a prologue or something. It was just a head start of the story. I didn't really liked the idea of smashing it with chapters. Naturally.

This one I think will be like a regular update per week or ten days. It won't be more delayed like that cause duh even I don't like waiting!

Anyways please review. And save some for the upcoming chapters. Cause as I said it was like a prologue sort of not really a chapter. But keep up guys! I love you.