"Hmm" Our main character wanders back and forth across a completely white desolate background.
"Ok I guess. When do I start?" He asks the man who he now faces in front of him.
5 minutes ago
Niko Valez opened his eyes, waking up in a strange room that is completely white.
"What? Where am I? Am I being kidnapped? Is this heaven?" Our naïve main character awakens.
"Greetings" A really bright shining figure appears in front of him.
"AHHH! WHO ARE YOU! WHY ARE YOU COMPLETELY...uh? Well, I was gonna ask naked but...what are you?" Niko said confused at sight as he looked at a glowing, shining, non-binary? man? thing.
"Do not freak, I am not here to hurt you, if you wish to know my name, simply call me writer" The W̴̺̘̗̅̚ŕ̶̜̻̳i̶̩͗͐t̵̝͈́e̸̳͓̊̽r̵̯̍ said nonchalantly.
"Does this mean...I AM DEAD?!" Niko asked panickingly.
"No, you are not dead, you are were chosen by the lottery to come and join this new game, we are introducing"
"So your god right? and I'm chosen to play god's game for entertainment?" Niko tried to get a gist of what is going on.
"God? no, I am the writer. I write things as easily as I erase them. I did not bring you here, you were chosen" T̶̲̳̲̿̊̋͛̒͋͘ḩ̸̧̢̠̘́̔é̷̡̤̜̤̹̩͓̖ ̵̡̪̘̹͉̞̖̪͉̍̊̈̇͌̒͝͝W̶̩͓͇̹̞͎̹̊̃͋ͅr̴̢̺̞̼̮̖̭̞͈͚̉̅ḭ̷̧̛̟̲̻͙̽̌̓̾̈̑͘͘͘ț̵̡͙̜̟̤̝̫̓̿̈̋̂ę̸̬͎̖͆̆̒́̉̌̎͗͆̽̚r̸̼̣͙̲̝̣̠̆ Replied.
"Chosen? By who? Why? My other questions weren't answered. All he said was a sentence about himself." Niko shot him with questions.
"Do not worry about the questions, only worry about what's to come" Ṫ̶̢̧̻̠͔̅͑̉̍̅̈́͘̚ḫ̴͉̫͎̞̦̙͓̗͐ę̵̧͔͇̲̻̮͙̀̄̚ ̷̡̨͔̗̪̙̱̹͐̒̈́̌̓̾͑͐͜͠W̸̨̛̹̩̮̲̘̳̻̄́̉̈́̃͌̆͒r̷̪͙͕̟̰̋̄͑̿̿͝͝ḯ̸̛͇̩̼͓̻̺̎t̵͍͚̟̓͠e̶̡̧̥̺̺̻̊͌͜r̴̡͚͍̖̙̦̈͌͋̕ Writer said.
"You're right! Why did I think I was dead?" I mean all he said was his name" Niko pondered on his previous sentences.
"So why was I chosen again?"
"You got picked by in a lottery"
'Oh right...'Niko could only deadpan.
'I thought I was special. I got picked by a lottery...' Niko sulked in his thoughts.
"Out of 7 billion humans. I say that's pretty special" T̸̲̈́͒h̵̪̳͛ę̴̊͘ ̴̺̜̉Ẉ̸͛ṛ̵̍í̶̥t̵͙͋ȅ̴̻̼ŕ̵̳͈͊ tried to comfort him.
"So get to the point, I wanna know what's going on" Niko looked at the writer.
"Well I welcome you. Now before we get started I would like to inform you about this game. Firstly I will be sending you to the world of Naruto..." The W̨̗͆͗r͕̓i͊͢t͍̃eŗ̃ was interrupted.
"Whoa hold up! Naruto?! Like Ninja's and Chakra and stuff like that. Like the anime?! With the Yellow hair and..."
"Yes Let me get to the point" T̪͛͗͢h̨̳́̀ē̜̺̯͆͋ ̦̝̖̾͌̒W̝̺̹̍͒́r̳̪̜͛̑̓ï̜t̢͓͈̓̑͠er̬̎ sighed. Even a omnipotent, omniscient being like him, has to sleep as well. It's not like he's writing this at 11:50 pm. Why did he bother writing a fanfiction like this. He should probably stop writing this unnecessary paragraph which is taking his time right now as we are reading this.
"Ok so I will be transporting you into the world of Naruto. There you get to live out your wildest dreams and your craziest fantasies. Become the strongest like no one ever was! or Rule the world! or live peacefully as a normal background character with basically like 5 seconds screen time. Or even take over the role as main character. The choice is yours" Phew. Nailed It. That took 3 minutes to write.
"Now before you start, this isn't your average everyday Naruto world. We have added different Obstacles and different things inside this world that shouldn't exist in canon. Finding these things will not be visible to normal character but only to you and others."
"With this out of the way, would you like to join or not? granted this is only in beta phase and we haven't fully tested it to the public. So currently you'll have to do your job if you want the official release. So let me ask again, would you like to join the beta testing phase and become a beta tester?"
And now we are back to when we first read the first sentences of this entire fanfiction.
"Hmm" Our main character wanders back and forth across a completely white desolate background.
"Ok I guess. When do I start?" He asks the man who he now faces in front of him.
The writer could only smile. Of course He isn't smiling in the fanfiction. he just has a blank face. It's IRL that he's doing it.
"Let's do it now" As T͚̂he ̛͇W͕̕ri̥͛ter made Niko fade and turn into light.
"WAIT, question? can I break the fourth wall?!" Niko yelled out.
Dude your like 5 feet away from me, Don't yell.
"who knows? But at least you have the power of the gamer. GOOD LUCK!"
And Off Niko goes into the world.
Thus Th̦̏e W̯̒ritė̬r̫͠ is gone. Not going to be found until later chapters.
Niko opened his eyes to awaken inside a forest.
'Typical starting point. Okay now where do I go?'
'Oh right, The Writer did mention I have the gamer ability' Niko briefly heard The Writer said.
'[Status]' He said and watched as a holographic screen popped out.
[Status Screen]
Name: Niko Valez
Level: 1 [0.00%]
Title: Beta Tester
HP: 1000000/100000
Chakra: ?
[Stats]
CHR: 99999
VIT: 99999
STR: 99999
DEX: 99999
AGI: 99999
WIS: 99999
INT: 99999
LUK: 99999
[Skills]
[Gamer's Mind] (Passive) [LVL. MAX]
Allows the user to calmly and logically think things through. Immune to all types of Mental Attacks.
[Gamer's Body] (Passive) [LVL. MAX]
The body of the user is likened to that of a game. Allows full recovery of HP, CHR if sleeping in a bed. All Negative Status Effects are removed.
[HP Regeneration] (Passive) [LVL. MAX]
Automatically heal HP on the go. No need to rest up to restore HP.
Health Points regenerated: 10000 per second
"Oh"
"WHAT THE ACTUAL...WHATTTTTT?! I'M SO CONFUSED!?"
[Gamer's Mind] Ability has failed.
"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!" Screamed Niko as he looked at the holographic screen in front of him. He screamed and shouted at his ridiculous stats.
"DON'T GIVE SOMEONE OP LEVELS, BETA TESTER?! THAT NOT HOW IT WORKS, BETA TESTERS DON'T GET MAX LEVELS AND STATS RIGHT AWAY! WE ARE NOT DEVELOPERS!" Niko complained and rambled on to himself for the last 30 minutes.
So I decided this came into my mind. It was an idea that was different from the rest of Naruto gamer Fics.
This is just a gag fanfiction and not to be taken seriously. I plan on making it a series I guess but I'm not to sure.
Testing this out. Haven't written a fanfiction in a while.
BTW this is the shortest chapter I have ever wrote. Usually 1 chapter has to have a minimum of 4k words.
Updates randomly.