Awkward and shy the two celebrities looked into the viewfinder. They were accustomed to being filmed but had no prior experience with creating their own videos. Lory thought it would be a good idea however to keep themselves in the spotlight during quarantine. So, he had posted on the LME website for fans to ask them questions and they would answer the most asked ones. It was what all the celebrities were doing, or so Lory had said. In order to make it more interesting the president had told them to play the Newly Wed game and answer for each other.

"I think you have to hit record." Kyouko said purposely trying to annoy him. They had seen no one but each other for months now and she had found it was fun to push his buttons.

"Thank you." Kuon said knowing exactly what she was doing. He reached over and hit record but neither of them knew how to start. They sat for a moment staring at the camera feeling silly for being nervous.

"Thank you for sending us your questions." Kyouko started with a bow towards the camera. "I am Hizuri Kyouko for those of you who don't know."

Chuckling at her formal greeting Kuon introduced himself. "I am Hizuri Kuon. For those of you who don't know, Tsuruga Ren was a stage name. There was an announcement about it."

"Yes, it was just a tiny party no big deal." Kyouko teased. The actual reveal had been an over-the-top grand funeral to lay the name Tsuruga Ren to rest. The president had hyped the big secret for weeks before Kuon was allowed to tell his truth at a press conference.

"So, we are going to play a little game with each other answering your questions." Kuon said not wanting to remember the party.

As he pulled up the questions on his phone Kyouko addressed the audience. "I hope everyone is doing well. Hopefully, you're locked in with someone you like to spend time with."
"I know I am." Kuon said placing an arm around her.

"Awe so sweet." Kyouko said hugging his side.

He kissed her head then pulled away to grab the pens and note cards he had set off to the side. She took hers with a quiet thank you, and he returned to his position beside her on the bed.

"The rules are simple everyone, we will read the questions and write what we think each other would say. Then we will reveal the correct answer and see how well we really know each other." Kuon explained. "It's the newlywed game, except we've been married for about three years now?" He ended on a question looking to Kyouko to verify.

"You're going to lose if you can't even remember our anniversary." Kyouko teased knowing he could never remember because there was the public date and the actual date.

"I remember our anniversary. It's three years next month." He said confidently and she smiled unwilling to confirm it in case that was one of the questions.

"First question." Kyouko said feeling competitive.

With a wry smile Kuon read off question one from his phone, "Where did you meet your spouse?"

"Oh, that's an easy one." Kyouko said starting to write but then looking up at him, "Wait are we putting the real answer?" she whispered holding her cards in front of her face.

"We're writing where we first met. I'm not helping you with the answer cheater." Kuon said.

"I am not a cheater," Kyouko said annoyed that he wouldn't tell her which to put. "Fine if they find out something they're not supposed to it's on you."

She scribbled on her paper and he laughed as she covered her answer.

"Ready?" he asked, and she nodded, "Where is it you think we met?"

"In the hallway at LME." She replied holding her paper up.

"Right," Kuon said holding up his paper to show that he had written the same thing.

"What is your partner's favorite physical feature about you?" Kyouko read then looked at Kuon.

"Don't look at me like that." Kuon said feeling self-conscious under her predatory gaze.

"So, I write what I think you like about me?" Kyouko asked just to clarify. Kuon nodded as he scribbled on his paper. "I don't know." Kyouko blushed thinking over the question.

"You do to know." Kuon said holding his paper to his chest. "Come on write something, I bet you'll get it right."

"Ok, ok." She said jotting down her answer. "What did you write?" She asked trying to peak at his paper.

"No, you have to tell me what it is then I'll show you, my answer." Kuon said.

Pouting Kyouko said, "No, you're supposed to answer first."

"That's not how the game is played. You have to give the right answer before I can reveal my answer." Kuon explained knowing she was stalling because she still found it difficult to believe he found anything about her attractive.

"No." She said crossing her arms.

"Yes," he said holding back a laugh at how stubborn she was being. "I'll go first. I like everything about you but if I have to pick a favorite feature, I'd say your eyes."

"My eyes?" she asked excitedly as she turned her notecard around to show him her answer. "I got another point."

"You are so cute. I really do like everything physical about you, though." He said hugging her to his side and kissing her hair.

"Liar." Kyouko said blushing bright red. "I happen to know for a fact that you wish I could be two inches taller at least." She accused recalling the few times he had complained about having to lift her up or bend down every time the kissed while standing.

Kuon contemplated that for a moment before saying, "Nah your shortness makes you cuter."

"Now it's your turn tell me what you wrote." She said trying to peak at his paper.

"No, you're supposed to give me the correct answer remember?" he said holding his paper to his chest. "Then I reveal what I wrote."

"You're right my mistake." She said then added, "Your eyes."

"My eyes?" he asked surprised. He turned his cards around revealing that he had written chest.

"I win!" she exclaimed setting her note card on her correct pile.

"I didn't know it was a competition." He said discarding his notecard into the wrong pile.

"It's a game Corn, of course we're competing." Kyouko said leaning over him to see the phone in his hand.

"What's your partner's least favorite body part?" Kuon read then looking straight at the camera asked, "About ourselves or each other?" It wasn't a live broadcast so there was no one to answer.

"Let's do ourselves." She said not wanting to know what he didn't like about her. Not that she thought he would ever admit to not liking something.

"So, your least favorite body part about yourself?" He asked and she nodded. "You are really hard on yourself I don't think I can think of one thing you haven't told me you hate about yourself." He said placing a hand on her knee and squeezing it.

"Well pick one and write it down." She said writing on her own paper. He always had to harp on her for nit picking her own body. She didn't need the fans telling her not to pick on herself too.

"Ok, ready?" Kuon asked rubbing her jean clad thigh. "What do I like least about myself?"

"No, you're supposed to tell me the answer." She explained the rules again.

"Right." He said nodding then tapped his head. "My head."

"Your head?" she asked surprised.

"Yeah, it's too small for my body or my neck is too thick. I don't know but my head doesn't look proportionate to my body sometimes." He explained pulling on her note cards.

"Your head looks fine to me." she said turning her cards over to show the camera. "I put I don't know he's perfect."

"I am not." He said scratching his nose to hide his blush. "Alright your turn. And I would like to state that this is what you don't like about yourself. I have zero issues with your physical attributes."

"Yes, yes, I know you love me." Kyouko said flippantly but she leaned into his chest. "My small breasts."

"I know." He said flipping his paper around to show their fans before he placed it in his right pile. "I have no problem with them though." He said prompting her to roll her eyes. "Just to clarify they're nice breasts."

"Thank you." she said blushing scarlet.

"Were you your partner's first love?" Kuon read then looked at her while making a face and asked, "Can we skip this one?"

"The president would kill us." She replied.

"We could edit out me asking." He said hopefully.

"Do you know how to do that?" she asked having no clue how to edit videos herself.

"No, but maybe Yukihito, no he wouldn't know either. Um dad might?" he said looking to her for confirmation.

"Just answer the question Kuon. It can't hurt us." Kyouko said writing her answer down.

"Can't hurt you maybe." He said writing no on the paper and quickly showing it to the camera while refusing to look at her.

"You may not have been the first one I loved but you are the person I love most." She said kissing his cheek and showing her card with yes written on it. "And I'm happy to be your first love."

He turned to her then capturing her lips in a chaste kiss. It wasn't what he wanted to do but they were filming this for an audience. They pulled away quickly needing to get through the remaining questions. If they failed to send in the recording the president might make them do something even more embarrassing.

"Outside of acting, what is something you are naturally good at?" Kyouko read then thought for a moment. "I don't even think I'm naturally good at acting. Most of what I know Kuon, and other better actors taught me." she said to the camera. It helped her to imagine that Kanae and their other friends were the audience. Then it didn't feel so weird talking about herself.

"Nope, no natural talent whatsoever in this one." Kuon said dryly to the imagined audience. "It's not as if she awed and amazed the entire cast and crew with her creation of Mio. It's not like she's won multiple awards. Directors and producers don't hound her to be in their movies constantly."

"Quit." Kyouko grumbled swatting at him with her paper.

"What are you naturally gifted at then? Since you don't think it's acting." Kuon asked holding his card to the audience and covering her eyes.

"Stop I can't even read it in the view finder." She said pushing his hand away. "I am naturally talented at crafting or making things. Like cooking or doll making. I guess."

"You are incredibly talented at making things. Your dolls are creepy realistic, and I swear if we don't get out of here soon, I'll get fat from your delicious cooking." Kuon said setting his notecard in the right pile. "I am naturally gifted at loving you."

"Kuon be serious." She said.

"I am being very serious. Loving you comes naturally to me, but fine I am naturally good at befriending animals." He replied and she nodded.

"It's actually a little weird. I swear Enchanted was written about him." She said to their audience as she set her card into the right pile.

"That is a fact." He said looking at his phone. Does your partner consider themselves more like their mother or their father? He read silently then skipped to the next question. "What are three things you two have in common? Hm, only three?"

"I think the trick is for us to write down the same three things." Kyouko said and they stared at each other for a moment before furiously scribbling something down on their papers.

"Ready? Go!" Kuon said and they both showed their cards to the camera with their eyes clamped shut. "I can't look."

"I'm not looking first." Kyouko said squeezing her eyes tighter.
"Ok, ok, on three we'll both look." He said taking her hand in his. "One."

"Two."

"Three!" They shouted together and snapped open their eyes. In the next room a baby started crying and they winced.

"Shoot too loud." Kyouko said setting her paper down to get their baby.

"I'll get him." Kuon said jumping up and rushing out of the room.

Kyouko picked her paper back up and glanced at his to compare their answers. She smiled seeing that they both wrote the same three things.

"I think he's hungry." Kuon said reentering the room with their seven-month-old. He handed her the baby so she could feed him and took his seat beside her again. "Acting, fairytales, and hiking through nature. I would like to point out that there are countless things we have in common. I mean we like a lot of the same things and dislike a lot of the same things."

"Yeah, whatever we're perfect for each other. Continue the game Hizuri so I can win." Kyouko said but kissed his cheek to let him and the viewers know she was joking.

"You are way too competitive sometimes." He said teasingly as he picked up his phone. "What is your favorite quarantine activity to do as a couple?"

He smiled and winked at her.

"I don't think we can answer that and keep this PG." Kyouko said blushing.

"I mean there's a reason we're expecting baby number two already." Kuon said beaming at the camera.

"Kuon you're not supposed to tell people that." Kyouko hissed though she knew that everyone already knew.

"I just did." He said still beaming.

"Which leads us to our next question." Kyouko said taking his phone from him. "What about your spouse has gotten on your nerves the most during lockdown?"
Kuon gave her a toothy grin as he wrote his answer. She shook her head balancing the baby in one arm as she wrote down her answer.

"So, what have I been doing that gets on your nerves?" Kuon asked still smiling.

"You never leave me alone. You are constantly clinging to me and trying to help me in the kitchen when you know you can't." Kyouko said unloading her frustrations on the audience. "It's like can I get a moment to myself. I would like to shower by myself one time or," She paused contemplating her words. "Not take a nap I hate taking naps alone, but I would like to do something by myself. I love you but stay the hell out of my kitchen."
He chuckled holding up his card for the viewers to read too clingy, stop trying to help with the cooking. Then he shrugged and said, "I can't give you space. It's in our vows for me to forever cling to you."

"It is, he put it in there." She said her annoyance slowly evaporating. "At least I know I'll never be lonely."

He kissed her temple. "I find your incessant need to put yourself down and try to get me to put you down to be extremely annoying." He said making her knit her brows together.

"That's what annoys you about me?" she asked but then elaborated. "I knew that annoyed you, but I thought that you were more annoyed by my constant cleaning during quarantine. I made you rearrange the living room five times this week. You seemed pretty annoyed about that."

"No, I like cleaning." He said with a shrug. "I don't mind it when you want to move things around."

"You were grumbling about it the entire time when I had you move the couch to the other side of the room." She said pursing her lips.

"That was because the couch started where it ended."

"No, it didn't."
"Yes it did."

"No."

"Kyouko," he said massaging her head. She smiled playfully and he rolled his eyes reading the next question. "Who do you miss most during lockdown? That's too easy."

She pulled the baby away from her chest and handed him to Kuon as she readjusted her clothes. Taking a cloth out of the nightstand he proceeded to burp the baby.

"Alright I have mine written down." She said after scribbling something halfway legible on the paper.

"Hang on." He said struggling to juggle the baby and the pen and paper. She always made the balancing act look so easy. "Do you want to go first or should I?"

"You, who do you miss most?" Kyouko said bouncing on the bed a little.

"Yukihito I guess." Kuon answered watching her face fall.

"You guess? Out of all the people in the world you guess you miss Yukihito-san the most?" she said slightly disappointed in him. Holding up her notecard she turned to the camera and said, "I am so sorry to his parents and grandfather. I thought he'd pick you too. Did you think he'd pick Yashiro-san over you?"

"No! I wasn't picking him over them." He protested.

"You didn't say mom or dad." She said tossing her card into the wrong pile.

"I mean I video chat with them every day. I haven't seen Yukihito in like two months." He explained. "Besides it's not like you're any better. Say who you miss most and be honest."

Pursing her lips, she gave a hesitant whisper of Moko-san as he revealed his paper with Kanae scribbled on it.

"Sorry mom and dad, she doesn't miss you either. Grandpa and Maria-chan too and Chiori-san." He said feigning shock.

"We are both terrible children. I'm sorry." Kyouko pulled her legs on the bed to do a perfect dogeza to the camera.

"Sorry." Kuon said with a slight bow towards the camera.

"Alright next question is," Kuon said as he waited for Kyouko to stop prostrating herself. "If one of you was sent to the store with a list what is one you would come back with that was not on the list."

"Ooh, I don't know. Kuon could come back with a lot of different things." Kyouko said coming out of her bow.

"We'll limit the scope to groceries. Even though I have been banned from grocery shopping for the most part."

"Yeah, because you were always bringing home unnecessary things while conveniently forgetting the things you don't like."

"Vegetables are gross."

"They're not gross, they're good for you." she said writing something down on her paper.

"They are disgusting but I will eat them." He said then whispered, "Because you make me."

"You are a grown man with a career, a wife, and a child, take care of your health." She said then asked, "What do you think I wrote?"

"A frivolous gift for my wife and child." He replied with a toothy grin as he set the now sleeping baby down on their bed.

"Yes, something expensive and completely unnecessary." She said showing her card which had gift scrawled on it.

"Aright and what did I write that you would bring back?" He asked kissing the baby's head.

"Nothing because I would never detour from the list." She said shaking her head and crossing her arms.

"In what universe? The moment you saw something princess themed you would put it in the cart or if there was a really good price on something healthy you would stock up on it." He accused showing her his paper.

"Is this about vegetables again?" she asked.

"You would buy more vegetables and you know it." He said slightly sulking that he got it wrong.

"If I made a list I would stick to that list." She insisted.

"But you weren't the one making the list in the scenario I was." He said holding up the phone to show her the question.

"Oh, no you would never be allowed to make a grocery list." Kyouko said shaking her head. She turned to the camera. "He can't cook and would have no clue what we need to stay alive. Quick and easy to eat while on the go has always been his go to. Sometimes I think I have finally broken him of that habit because he does so good but then there will be a day when all he's had is onigiri."

"I get busy when you're out of town." He said shrugging.

"I know." She said and he pressed a kiss to her cheek.

"Final question, what is one thing you wouldn't be able to get through lockdown without?" he read then looked down at her saying, "I will add that we cannot say each other. That would be accurate but too easy."

"I agree each other is implied already." Kyouko said tapping her pen to her chin. "What can you not live without?"

"What can you not live without besides me?" Kuon asked as well looking around the room. "Ok, I think I know."

"You sure?" She asked dotting an eye on her paper.

"Yes, tell me what you cannot live without during quarantine." He said holding his cards to his chest.

She thought for a moment then hesitantly answered, "Disney plus and food."

Face falling Kuon revealed his answer, "I put your corn stone."

"Oh, Corn but that counts as you silly." Kyouko said feeling bad about her answer.

"You're right, I wasn't thinking about that." He said then added, "I can't get through quarantine without," he thought for a beat before saying, "my scripts."

She beamed at him flipping her card over. "I wrote scripts and acting practice."
"For those who don't know we have a bunch of scripts here. Old ones from our past dramas and we prompt each other to act things out differently. Like play a scene between Katsuki and Mio but they swap ages."

"It's a fun little exercise we do to hone our skills. Do this scene but sad, play this character but make them really scary." Kyouko elaborated.

Kuon nodded picking up his discarded notecards. "I think we tied." He said counting his cards.

"What? No, we didn't."

Pouting Kyouko counted her pile then looked to his fanned out and held up for her to see. They were tied with seven correct for both of them, but she had wanted to win.

"Don't look so sad. It's good that we tied." He said wrapping his arms around her.

"I guess." She said sulkily.

Kissing her forehead he said, "I love you."

"I love you too Kuon."

"Even though I'm annoyingly clingy and don't like vegetables?" he asked causing her to look up and smile at him.

"I love you because you're annoyingly clingy." She said kissing his lips. "You still need to eat properly though." She added before turning to the camera. "I guess that is it. We tied. Hopefully, you learned a little bit about us but not too much."

"You probably all think I'm annoying and childish now." Kuon added. "But that's who I am and the one person who matters forgives me for it." He reached for the off button but before pressing it he said, "Sorry again for not choosing mom and dad or grandpa. I'll call you later today."

He pressed off and Kyouko giggled saying, "The video won't go out today. You'll call them before they even see it."

"Yes, but I'll probably call them the day it is posted as well. First we need to figure out how to send it to the office…"

They both stared at the camera for a good five minutes before giving up and calling the president to pick it up from their doorstep.

A/N: This is a pointless one off though and I mostly wrote it because it's the anniversary of losing my dad and I couldn't sleep. So naturally I spent the whole night watching celebrities on Youtube. Some of them did these Q and A videos during quarantine. More specifically this idea came on after watching Andy Beirsack and his wife Juliet play the newlywed game. Even if you don't know them it's entertaining, I think. I even lifted some of their banter because I thought it was cute. The questions were from that video and a couple others that I found amusing.