Thor, Loki, Sif, Volstagg, Hogan and Fandrall are all riding on horses to where Heimdall is. When they reach him they get off their horses. Loki walks ahead of them.
"Here we go." Loki said quietly.
Loki greets Heimdall.
Heimdall says that they're not dressed warm enough.
"How did he know where you were going?" Hope asked.
"Heimdall sees all." Thor responded.
Loki feigns confusion.
Heimdall asks if Loki thinks he can deceive him.
Loki tells Heimdall that he's mistaken.
Thor walks in front of Loki and asks Heimdall if they can pass.
Heimdall says an enemy has never slipped past his watch before that day and he wants to know how it happened.
"But you just said he was all-seeing." Bruce asked, confused. If Heimdall was all-seeing how did the Jotuns get past him.
Thor tells Heimdall not to let anyone know where they've gone and he walks past Heimdall. Everyone else but Loki walks after him.
Volstagg asks Loki if his silver tongue turned to lead.
"Silver tongue?" Scott asked.
"Yes, one of Loki's nicknames. It means someone who has a certain way with words." Thor said.
"It means he can shit talk his way through anything." Valkyrie corrected.
The five of them walk into the room. Heimdall warns them that of their return home would threaten Asgard's safety he will need to keep the bifrost closed and they will die on Jotunheim.
Volstagg asks if he could leave it open.
Heimdall says that leaving it open would unleash its full power and it would destroy Jotunheim.
Thor says the he has no plans to die.
Heimdall says no one has plans to die and uses the bifrost to transport them to Jotunheim.
"Yeah."
They land on Jotunheim and look around.
"Really, nothing. I would've expected a little aggression." Nebula said.
"Just wait." Loki sighed.
Hogan says that they shouldn't be there.
"He's right you shouldn't." Clint said.
Thor tells them to move and starts walking, the rest of them follow.
Sif asks where the Jotuns are.
Thor says that they're hiding and calls them cowards.
"Thor." The avengers sighed.
Laufey says that they've come a long way to die.
"Where they hell did he come from?" Quill asked.
Thor introduces himself.
Laufey says they know who Thor is.
Thor asks him how the Jotuns got into Asgard.
Laufey said that the house of Odin is full of traitors.
Thor says not to dishonor Odin's name by spreading lies.
Laufey calls Odin a murderer and a thief.
"Don't forget liar and secret keeper." Loki said bitterly.
Thor glared at him. "He said he did it to protect you."
"Oh, that is just one of the secrets father kept from us." Thor looked confused now, was there really more family secrets or was Loki making this up? Loraine did say he was from 5 years in the future, Thor just didn't know if he could trust him or not.
"What's this about 'we should talk about what we can and cannot say'?" Valkyrie asked.
Laufey asks if Thor came there to make peace and says that he longs for battle and calls him a boy trying to prove that he's a man.
"Hate to say it but Papa smurf is right." Tony said.
A large group of frost giants start to surround them. Thor says that he's tired of his mocking.
Loki walks up behind him and tells him to stop and think because they're outnumbered.
"Listen to him!" Gamora yelled.
Thor tells him to know his place.
All of the people with siblings in the room glared at him. (Gamora, T'Challa, Shuri, Nebula and Wanda). Thor looked Loki apologetically.
Laufey says that Thor doesn't know what he's doing and tells them to leave while he still allows it.
"Yes, please do." Peter said.
Loki says that they'll accept the offer and tells Thor to come with him then he starts walking away. Thor turns around.
Laufey tells them to run home and calls The a princess.
"Well shit." Valkyrie said.
Loki swears.
"Fragile masculinity at its finest." Natasha jokes, referring to Thor.
Thor wacks Laufey with his hammer and hits another frost giant. A large group starts attacking. Thor hits them with his hammer. Hogan uses a mace type weapon. Sif uses a sword as does Fandrall. Loki throws knives. Volstagg starts punching them. Thor says to make it a challenge.
"No no! Don't do that." Ned shouted.
One of the frost giants jumps off a ledge and slams into the ground creating a ripple effect. It roars and Thor mocks it. The frost giant head butts him and kicks him away.
"Oh for Heavens sake." Pepper said.
He throws the hammer at the frost giant. Sif hits one of them with her sword it kicks her over. Hogan throws something at it. One of the starts running toward Loki, he backs up and is gets trapped on the edge of a cliff. The frost giant runs through him and falls off the cliff.
"Wait what!?" Tony asked.
"Hold the phone, what was that?" Rhodey asked.
"Surely, you'd know by now, Stark, that I am capable of making illusions of myself." Loki said.
Loki appears from behind a pillar and points at the illusion, making it disappear. Sif stabs a frost giant in the chest. One of them grabs Volstagg's arm, giving him frost bite, he head butts it. Volstagg says no to let the frost giants touch them.
Loki goes to stab one of them with a knife but it grabs his arm, he doesn't have the same reaction as Volstagg, his arm turns blue. Loki looks shocked then stabs the frost giant, he holds his arm out watching as the blue fades.
"Wait, so you're a frost giant?" Bruce asked. Loki nodded and sighed.
"Wait if you're a frost giant then why are you white?" Ned asked.
"Oh my God Ned, you can't just ask people why they're white." Peter said.
Fandrall starts fighting one, his sword gets stuck in the ground. He ducks under the giants legs, grabs it and stabs him. He turns around and gets stabbed with icicles. Loki sees and throws a knife at the frost giant.
Volstagg and Hogan pull Fandrall off of the ice. Loki says that they have to go.
Thor tells them to go.
"Oh, my God." Everyone sighed.
He throws the hammer and hits a large group of giants. One of them awakens a giant animal. Sif and Loki look up in shock, Thor continues fighting. The animal breaks the ice surrounding it.
"What the hell is that thing?" Quill asked.
Thor ignores them and continues fighting. The animal roars and starts running after him. Thor spins his hammer and it kicks up ice, hitting the frost giants. The animal claws at Sif. A large group of giants surround Thor. He summons some lightning and brings it down causing a ripple effect, the animal falls into the hole and starts running on the underside of the ground.
"How the hell-gravity doesn't work like that." Tony said.
The animals foot appears in front of them, it brings itself up Thor flies through its mouth and out the other side. He lands and a group of Jotuns stares back at him. They move toward him, but the bifrost opens and stops them. Odin appears on an eight legged horse.
"Does that horse have eight legs?" Hope asked. "God aliens are weird."
Thor says he and Odin can finish them together.
"No you won't." Tony said.
Odin silences him.
Laufey appears in front of Odin and tells him that he looks wary.
Odin tells Laufey to end this.
Laufey says Thor sought it out.
Odin says that they were the actions of a boy and Thor should be treated like one. He says that they can end it before any more blood is shed.
Laufey says that they are beyond diplomacy and that Thor will get what he came there for. Laufey tries to stab Odin but Odin raises his spear and Laufey is thrown to the side.
"So... you started a war." Bucky said.
"No. But I almost did." Thor said.
Odin, Thor, Loki, Sif, Volstagg, Hogun and Fandrall are all taken back to Asgard. Thor asks Odin why he took them back.
Odin asks if Thor realizes what he started.
"I didn't then, I do now." Thor said, sadly.
Thor says he was protecting his home.
Odin says he can't even protect his friends and asks him how he plans to protect the kingdom. He takes the sword out and throws it to Heimdall.
He tells the others to get Fandrall to the healing room.
Thor says that there won't be a kingdom if they're afraid to act and that the Jotuns need to fear them.
"Maybe... maybe they don't need to fear you." Maria said.
Odin says that Thor is only talking with pride and vanity and asks if he forgot everything he taught him about patience.
Thor says that the nine realms are laughing at them and that Odin is giving speeches as Asgard falls.
Odin calls Thor vain, greedy and cruel.
Thor calls Odin an old man and a fool.
"Oh shit's about to get real." Shuri said.
Odin agrees that he was a fool to think Thor was ready.
Loki protests. Odin growls at him, Loki backs away in fear.
"What the hell was that noise?" Tony asked.
Odin says that Thor has betrayed his king and that because of his arrogance and stupidity he opened the realms up to war. Then says that he is unworthy of the realms and slams the spear into the ground.
"Here we go."
He starts taking apart Thor's armor and says he is unworthy of his title and the loved ones he betrayed. He takes Mjolnir and says that he's taking away Thor's power and casts Thor out of Asgard. He points the hammer at Thor and he disappears through the bifrost, Loki looks distraught.
He says that whoever holds the hammer, if they're worthy, will possess the power of Thor. Then throws Mjolnir away.
"Does anyone else think banishment goes a little too far or is that just me?" Quill asked.
"I mean let's be real this is their equivalent *He points at the Asgardians* to being kicked out of the house." Scott said.
"If anything I'm happy father banished me. If he hadn't I wouldn't have learned my lesson, and wouldn't have met any of you or Jane or Darcy or Selvig." Thor said.
Thor gets hit by the car. Jane, Darcy and Erik all get out. darcy says that this was legally Jane's fault.
"How? you was the one driving?" MJ asked.
JAne tells her to the get the first aid kit and prays that Thor isn't dead.
Thor wakes up. Darcy asks if he needs CPR and that she knows CPR.
A few people laughed at her comment.
Jane asks where he came from and asks Thor if he's alright.
Thor starts mumbling about his hammer.
Darcy says that they can tell he's hammered.
"What does that mean? Hammered?" Thor asked.
"Its slang for drunk." Tony answered.
Jane points her flashlight at the pattern the bifrost left in the dirt and tells Erik to look at it and that they need to move quick before it changes.
Erik says that they need to get Thor to a hospital.
Thor starts shouting about his father.
Jane says that Thor is fine.
Thor tells Heimdall to open the bifrost.
"Were you just angry or disoriented?" Bruce asked.
"I would say both." Thor answered.
Jane tells Erik to take Thor to a hospital and that she'll stay where she is.
Thor asks Darcy what realm they're in.
Darcy says that they're in New Mexico and pulls out a taser.
Thor asks if she's threatening him. Darcy tases him.
Loki burst out laughing, everyone else followed. "Oh, who would have thought the mighty God of Thunder would be taken down so easily with a taser." He said.
"I was mortal at this time Loki." Thor said.
"That doesn't mean that I can't appreciate the irony of the situation, brother." Loki said.
Jane and Erik stare at her. Darcy says he was freaking her out.
Erik lays Thor in the back of the car and says that she should make sure the person is already in the car before she tases them.
Jane shuts the door and they start pull into the hospital.
The woman at the desk asks for Thor's same.
Jane tells the woman Thor's name and spells it out for her.
The woman asks what they're relationship is.
Jane says that they've never met.
Darcy says that that was until she hit him with her car.
"You were the one that hit him." Ned said.
Jane says she grazed him but Darcy tased him.
Darcy proudly says that she did.
"She looks so pleased with herself." Maria laughed.
"Hey, if I were her, I would be too." Coulson said.
A nurse leans over Thor and tell him he's only taking some blood.
Thor says how dare she attack him and pushes him away.
Thor cringed.
Someone calls for help. Thor punches two nurses away.
A woman says to call security. Thor pushes her away an stands up.
Thor pushes another man away. A few people tackle him, he pushes them off. Two cops and a nurse push him against a wall. Thor says that they're no match for him. The nurse sticks a needle in his butt and sedates him.
"Jesus dude." Scott said.
"If you think that was bad, you should see what he did to SHIELD's tents, the one that surrounded the hammer." Clint said.