The Shinobi Reaper

by pyrohelixdrago

(Disclaimer I own no right to the anime mentioned all rights belong to the respective owners this is all non profit)Naruto is reborn in the soul society and has to work with his greatest enemy. He gains everything he's ever wanted but will he lose everything he has tried so hard to gain or will he become the legend he was meant to be

1. Chapter 1

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"So you will look after my son." Hagoromo said as he looked at a giant crystal as Naruto lied on the floor beneath them

The man inside the crystal just remained perfectly still

"Thank you I hope you will make sure he can live here...and before I forget I don't want central 46 to have any power over him EVER." Hagoromo said as those people were as corrupt as they come abusing their power with Naruto

The man in the crystal just remained in his state

"Ok he should be fine. I adjusted his body to work as if he was born here." Hagoromo said as he made it so he had an Uzumaki equivalent lifespan for a soul

(week later)

'Am I in planetary devastation.' Naruto thought as it felt very heavy around him as if gravity was turned up and soon found a scroll and opened it

'Dear Naruto Uzumaki I am the Soul King you are currently in a realm that souls venture to after death Hagoromo informed me to establish you here. I have added you to the roster of the 0 squad and Hagoromo gave you your own zanpakuto a sword which is a reflection of one's soul leave through the door.' the note said as Naruto read it

'Well if old man sage sent me here may as well listen.' Naruto thought as he grabbed the two swords and walked to the door as he opened the doors and was greeted with a sword pointed at his neck 'not how I saw my day going.' he thought to himself

"Who are you?" a woman with long purple hair asked, she had low F-cups, curvy body, and a bubbly plump ass

"Tired and hungry." Naruto said completely unafraid

The woman laughed as she heard his stomach rumble

Naruto pointed her sword down "You gonna let me by to get something to eat or are you trying to get me to stare at those melons you call breasts?" he asked not really caring about tact right now as he felt like hell

"Oooh aren't you bold." the woman said with a smile, she knew he was not being a pervert "If you got a figure you should show it off." she said striking a pose trying to get a reaction out of him but when she didn't she pouted

"Could you point me in the direction to get some new clothes?" Naruto asked as he took off the remains of his shirt

The woman's face turned red as she saw his very muscular body 'very nice.' she thought as she was a doctor but liked to admire of the male physique and Naruto had a very impressive one

"Are you going to answer me or should I worry about you trying to jump me? Not that I wouldn't mind." Naruto said with a chuckle as he thought she was beautiful

The woman cleared her throat as she collected herself "Sorry, my name is Kirio Hikifune." she said

"Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto said as he blacked out

Hikifune was surprised as she caught him 'the soul king added him to our division? that's never happened.' she thought as they all saw the name appear

(few hours later)

"Why am I naked?" Naruto asked as he laid on a bed

"Well you passed out and were in rags and I decided why the hell not and gave you a physical because I have no record of you or your name and the Soul King himself made you a high ranking noble." Hikifune said as this was unprecedented

"Did you sneak a peek?" Naruto asked teasingly

"Maybe I did." Hikifune said sending him a wink

"Did you like what you saw?" Naruto asked her seeing her blush

"W-well I-I wasn't… unsatisfied. There's no right way to answer that is there?" Hikifune said to him as this was a question that'd sound wrong to answer no matter which answer was picked

"Take it easy, I was only joking." Naruto said with a laugh

"You are very fascinating." Hikifune said to him "you're strong, the soul king did a lot for you more than he has for anyone, and I don't know why but you seem like an incredible impossibility." she said as Naruto seemed very perplexing

"I have a knack for doing the impossible." Naruto said as he was very proud of that

"Yeah, I'll say with what you got down there." Hikifune muttered to herself

"What was that?" Naruto asked not hearing her

"Nothing anyways let us begin your training I should warn you it'll be long and hard." Hikifune said to him

"Great but… can we get something to eat first, I'm starving." Naruto said as his stomach growled

(few minutes later)

"My god you are beautiful." Naruto said as he was sitting before a feast and a moment later she brought him a bowl that was the size of a big pot filled with ramen "now you're drop dead gorgeous." he said as he felt like crying

"T-Thank you, not everyone agrees with how I view food." Hikifune said as no one complained about her cooking only that she did too much

Naruto soon began to eat the ramen and soon found himself in heaven "this tastes as good as you look." he said making her cheeks flare "are you single?" he asked his voice filled with hope

"Y-yes" Hikifune said gaining a massive blush

"The men up here must be blind, dumb, or play for the other team" Naruto said as he'd give an arm and a leg to date this woman

"Well not many liked me when I was plump as I have a knack for having to eat so much I got fat until I found a way around that keeping my present figure." Hikifune said sadly

"Well I have a hunch that I'd like you either way, outside appearances doesn't matter to me, all that matters is what's on the inside." Naruto said to her as that was what was most important

'Great body and a great spirit.' Hikifune thought with a smile

(15 minutes later)

Hikifune was surprised to see how quickly Naruto ate the feast she laid out for him "How are you not fat?" she asked as she was genuinely curious

"I burn calories like crazy, so I have to eat tons of food to get any calories at all." Naruto said to her

"Another thing I have to study." Hikifune said under her breath desperately wanting that question answered

"Alright, let me grab my swords then we can start." Naruto said when suddenly his swords flew to his hands "Whoa, what the?" he said surprised that happened

"That's new." Hikifune said as she had never seen a zanpakuto come to a person on command

"Would it be worth mentioning I have never used a sword before? A kunai yes, but I've never used a sword before. Well okay once but that was it" Naruto said as the only time he really used one was when he used Sai's sword once

"Well let me show you some techniques and we'll work from there." Hikifune said

(1 hour later)

'Starting to think he was raised by the stealth squad.' Hikifune thought as Naruto excelled in stealth and to her surprise was excellent at Kido and Bakudo and learned advanced swordsman

"So how am I doing? Not bad for a ninja huh?" Naruto asked as they figured out he was from a different world

"No you're doing exceptional." Hikifune said never seeing anyone perform like this

"Thank you wish school was this easy." Naruto said as this was fun and it was cool he could still use the rasengan and some other techniques

'He'll be a master of spells in days.' Hikifune thought to herself as skill like this was unheard of

"Anything else?" Naruto asked her curiously as this was getting good

"Try to awaken your zanpakuto." Hikifune said to him wondering what kinda mess it'd be

"My what?" Naruto asked curiously

"Zanpakuto, your swords." Hikifune said wondering how this'd end up

"I don't really get what you're asking me to do." Naruto said very confused

"Hold still." Hikifune said as she pointed 2 fingers at his head and as they began to glow and he blacked out

(In Naruto's mindscape)

"No c'mon why?" Naruto said as he saw a person he never thought he'd see ever again

"Hello again, Ashura or should I say Naruto?" a woman in white and black robes said before him, she had very large F-cup breasts, a gorgeous body, and a large plump ass

"Kaguya I was wondering why my mind was so quiet." Naruto said as his seal was gone and so was Kurama from what he was guessing

"Do not worry about your fox friend, I sense he is still here, but different now." Kaguya said to him simply

"Yeah good to know now please for the love of everything get the fuck out my head." Naruto said as polite as possible

"I cannot." Kaguya said

"She's right, kid." A familiar voice said that Naruto loved to hear as he turned around but didn't see the normal orange furred nine tailed fox he's come to know, but a skeleton like nine tailed fox with glowing yellow eyes

"Whoa, whoa, what's with the skeletal look Kurama?" Naruto asked his friend

"No idea but not gonna lie doesn't feel too bad." Kurama said as he barely felt any different

"The eyes are a bit scary as they remind me of Orochimaru's." Naruto said

"I am not that pedophile and honestly not bad not as good as red but not bad." Kurama said as he admired himself

"Back to before, what do you mean she can't leave?" Naruto asked wanting that answer

"She's part of your Zanpakuto's now Naruto." Kurama said to him

"Ah crap does she have any power over us?" Naruto asked him wanting to know if he had to be worried

"Not a bit." Kurama said to him

"Good and also can you change your outfit lady? The whole giant hair and robes thing is still creepy" Naruto said

"Of course, I believe I can make clothing you will find enjoyable." Kaguya said as she glowed, her hair became shorter reaching a little past her hips, wearing a black one piece that was black and had her symbols in white, and wore a large white and black and red jacket that were loose around her shoulders

Naruto had to control himself as her outfit almost made him pass out via nosebleed

"Why is she being so cooperative and… nice?" Naruto asked Kurama

"I have been given a second chance, and I do not wish to waste it, I wish for a chance to redeem myself." Kaguya said to him politely

"Well, I guess since we're in a new world, I just don't know how much redemption you'll get as my swords." Naruto said as this was weird

"Better than being dead." Kaguya said as death was preferable to being a tree and trapped in the moon

"She's got a point and it's better for her to be with us than against us." Kurama said as he wanted to deal with this the best way possible "also your chakra became something more...pure similar to your spirit energy I don't know." he said as he needed time to figure it out

Kaguya hugged Naruto's arm "I look forward to working with you." she said with a smile

Naruto mentally groaned as Kaguya hugged his arm, he felt some of his blood rushing down his body

"Ok enough of this you know her name just call out her first name and you're good for this sword crap...though I wonder what it'll be." Kurama said as he and Kaguya were different he wondered how it'd affect the sword

(with Hikifune)

'Two spheres.' Hikifune thought seeing two dark orbs

"Oh these things awesome." Naruto said making them into two batons and did a few swings and then transformed into his zanpakuto's release state

"Omni weapons that certainly is interesting." Hikifune said seeing him transform them in a variety of weapons

"Yeah I think I can improve them." Naruto said making a common spear and then remembered Gaara once had a spear like attack and remembered how cool it looked and when he transformed it like that the sphere lost it's black color it turned to sand "not what I was expecting." he said to himself

'With her here you might have access to the tailed beasts elements and can add them to your weapons.' Kurama said as Kaguya had all of them inside her and with her being his zanpakuto it would make the most sense

"Cool." Naruto said trying to make some of Matatabi's fire appear but all he got was some blue sparks 'ok that needs work' he thought guessing it would be a little hard to use all separate elements

"I hope that you don't mind, I called some friends to test your speed and strength against." Hikifune said with a smile as they began walking

(few hours later)

"Thank god we went down." Naruto said as they took the miles of stairs "so who am I fighting?" he asked curiously as they walked to the seireitei

"Well I could only find someone speedy for you, she's a friend of mine." Hikifune said as this would certainly be entertaining

"A cat?" Naruto asked seeing a small cat walk up to him

"Please don't do something you'd do." Hikifune said giving the cat a knowing look

"You're a cute girl aren't you?" Naruto said picking her up and began to pet her

"You have very nice hands." the cat said to him in a masculine voice

"Ok I'm confused I thought you were a girl?" Naruto said giving her a quizful look

"That surprises you not the fact I'm a cat that can talk?" the cat asked giving him the same confused look that he was giving her

"Yoruichi please I called you for a favor not to mess with him." Hikifune said to the cat

"Aw you used to be fun." Yoruichi said as the cat glowed and began to grow and take on a human appearance of a dark skin woman with short purple hair, she had very high DD-cups, curvy body fantastic legs, and a thick ass

"Must you always be naked when you change back?" Hikifune asked as she was positive Yoruichi could keep her clothing on

"Nice." Naruto said checking yoruichi out feeling his blood flow south

"Finally someone who isn't a stiff." Yoruichi said with a smile while also checking him out

"Glad to see you Yoruichi...now put some clothes on." Hikifune said to her

"You used to be fun, Kirio." Yoruichi said as she begrudgingly put her clothing on

"Names Naruto." He said introducing himself

"Well hello Fishcake." Yoruichi said teasingly

"1 it is Maelstrom and 2 is she the one I'm gonna fight." Naruto said the first part at Yoruichi and the second to Hikifune

"Yes, she's one of, if not the fastest here in the soul society." Hikifune said knowing this would be fun

"Well I hope you're prepared to get that taken down, as I'm pretty fast myself." Naruto said as he was a fast ninja

"Ok." Yoruichi said thinking he was all talk

'This may have been a terrible idea.' Hikifune thought to herself

(1 hour later)

'How's he keeping up?' Yoruichi thought to herself as they were playing her favorite game tag and not using flash step yet Naruto and her were tagging each other left and right

"Is this really how fast you can go? I expected faster" Naruto said as he taunted her "also tag" he said as he dashed into the trees

"God damn it who trained you?!" Yoruichi asked very curious

"I hear curiosity is bad for cats' health." Naruto said as she blushed in anger

"Oh it is on!" Yoruichi said as she wasn't gonna take that sitting down

'I should've brought sake.' Hikifune thought as she watched the 'game' go on for a while

(3 hours later)

"Fuck you and your teleporting!" Yoruichi said as Naruto challenged her to an anything goes no holds bard that he'd tag her no matter how far she ran and after she got a dozen miles away she relaxed as she felt he was too far and in that moment he tagged her instantly and explained how he did so

"You're complaining about that, but not that I smacked your ass to tag you?" Naruto said with a chuckle

"No that added to your appeal." Yoruichi said to him

"Don't feel too bad pretty kitty, I've fought people a bit faster than you, and I probably would've still gotten you with my regular speed." Naruto said with a smirk as he remembered all the fast people he had fought before in his life

"The goddess of the flash-step, dethroned." Yoruichi said chuckling never thinking that'd happen

"So who am I fighting next?" Naruto asked as he saw Hikifune have a neutral and slightly nervous look on her face

(few minutes later)

"I can't believe you are having him do this." Yoruichi said as they were in a training area in the Seireitei and right now Naruto was in there standing on one end and head captain Yamamoto

"Don't look at me, it was Yamamoto's idea." Hikifune said as she was surprised when the head captain

"Alright, Mega Gramps, let's do this" Naruto said

"Ok he's either an idiot, very brave, suicidal, or an idiot" Yoruichi said out loud

"You said idiot twice" Hikifune said to her

"I know." Yoruichi said with a smile

"Hmph, you have no respect for your elders." Yamamoto said in a deep tone

"To be honest I'm like that with pretty much everyone." Naruto said with a chuckle as this was as much respect anyone could get from him

"Come, let us begin." Yamamoto said drawing his sword as he released it

"Kaguya" Naruto said as he was very glad there was no release phrase and soon made two katanas 'Kaguya seriously a little help' he asked hoping with their combined power they can match his flames

'I'll see what I can do' Kaguya said to him

'Kurama be honest with me as we are now, what are our chances?' Naruto asked his friend

'Maybe...5 percent.' Kurama said honestly feeling like it was negative 5 on a scale to 1 to 10

"Well I faced worse odds." Naruto said as blue flames exploded around him

"Does he have a bankai?" Yoruichi asked Hikifune

"Nope" Hikifune said as this was gonna end up badly

Yamamoto opened his eyes as Naruto charged

(few hours later)

'Oh man am I dead?' Naruto thought to himself as he felt like crap

"Is that it? Are you finished, boy? I expected better." Yamamoto said as he was slightly fibbing as Naruto performed much better than he anticipated and even with the injuries he stood tall

Naruto chuckled as he made a staff to help him stand. "I'm getting started gramps, don't look down on me, I swear I'm going to get at least one hit on you!" he said as he stood back up

Yamamoto grunted as he held his zanpakuto "Reduce all things to ash, Ryujin Jakka, Taimatsu!" he said as his sword ignited with flames

"Naruto get out of there!" Hikifune screamed in worry

Yamamoto fired a stream of flames at Naruto

Everyone watching closed their eyes expecting Naruto to be turned into ashes

"Don't… LOOK DOWN ON ME!" Naruto shouted as he brought his katanas down slicing the stream of flames in half making explosions happen behind him

Yamamoto was shocked as nobody has ever managed to deflect or stop one of Ryujin Jakka's attacks

The Head Captain's head was turned as in the blink of an eye Naruto was right in front of him with his fist connected to his face

"Take..that...old...man" Naruto said before he blacked out

Yamamoto looked down at him before he began to chuckle which turned into full blown laughter, but this wasn't a taunting laughter, this was a laugh of joy

(few hours later)

'Ok I'm alive you don't feel this kinda pain when you're alive' Naruto thought as he saw he was in a hospital bed and was somehow not covered in blood and ash 'please let it have been a woman' he thought to himself as he was worried someone gave him a sponge bath "the hell am I?" he asked himself then he noticed something "And where are my clothes?" he asked as he found he was in the bed naked

"You are in squad 4 and your clothes were burned and cut up" a woman said coming inside, she had mid F-cups, a curvy body, and a plump ass

"Nobody did anything to be while I was out, did they?" Naruto asked curiously as he hated hospitals needles especially

"No I was your attending doctor I am captain Retsu Unohana" Unohana said to him "and this is my lieutenant Isane Kotetsu" she said pointing to her tall lieutenant with silver hair

"Hello" Isane said nervously, she was tall, had low F-cup breasts, curvy and slim body, and a round bubbly ass

"Ok I may actually be dead I have two gorgeous angels taking care of me" Naruto said as he lied down very relaxed at that moment and forgot he was naked under the sheets that were covering him causing the two women to blush even more than before as there was a bulge under the sheets

Unohana just kept her smile while Isane turned bright red and as she pressed her hand against his chest she felt something that caught her attention, Naruto was experienced in battle very deadly battles and beneath the surface she felt a lot of power and no fear just complete and unshakable resolve and it...excited her greatly as she had a small pink blush flood her cheeks

Naruto put his hands over the bulge "Sorry, it's just, I'm naked and you two are very hot" he said

Unohana was brought out of her thoughts and was surprised by what he was talking about making her interest in him rose even further

Isane turned a darker shade of red before steam came out of her ears as she fainted

(few minutes later)

"Aw can't he stay like this?" Yoruichi asked as she much preferred Naruto without clothing

"No and lets go so he can change" Hikifune said as they left his room as Unohana said he was completely healed

"Don't tell me you don't want to see what he's packing." Yoruichi said teasingly as Hikifune gained a blush as she dragged her out

(With Naruto)

Naruto looked on a table beside his bed was a box that had Yamamoto's name on it with a not saying 'A outfit that won't be so easy to destroy, enjoy'

Naruto opened it and saw a new outfit inside of it

"Nice" Naruto said as he began putting on a sleeveless opened jacket exposing his muscular chest and the rest was standard wear before seeing his headband but now with a black strap and the leaf symbol was in red

"Oh my god!" Yoruichi said as she was very impressed by what Naruto was wearing as she had hearts in her eyes as did the other female nurses

"Gotta admit, gramps sure knows his outfits, this is perfect." Naruto said with a smile

"Think you can wear less clothing?" Yoruichi asked getting smacked in the back of the head by Hikifune

"Alright… is anyone else hungry?" Naruto asked curiously

"I'm hungry for something alright" Yoruichi said getting a smack again "ok I'll stop" she said not wanting another one from Hikifune

"Alright goddess of food, work your magic." Naruto said to Hikifune making her blush

"Goddess of food, huh." Yoruichi said nudging Hikifune suggestively

"Her food, especially her ramen is to die for." Naruto said as he could honestly die eating her ramen

"Well you know what they say, the quickest route to a man is his stomach." Yoruichi said before getting elbowed by Hikifune "ok I'll stop seriously you hit hard despite being a scientist." she said to her

"Has anyone filled in my spot?" Hikifune said as she left only recently

"No but I have an idea on who can fill the spot in" Yoruichi said as she had long decided on who to recommend

"Good" Hikifune said with a smile

"Come on, I'm starving" Naruto said as he pulled Hikifune by the arm

"Hey, I want food too." Yoruichi said as she could eat

(few days later)

"He's still doing that?" Yoruichi asked as she and Hikifune watched under and umbrella as Naruto was meditating like he had been for days with his zanpakuto released the two spheres rotating around him

"I'll give him this he hasn't moved an inch that takes control" Hikifune said very impressed by that

"So how was seeing Hiyori again?" Yoruichi asked curiously

"We hugged, she cried, and she lied about not missing me" Hikifune said with a smile as she loved Hiyori like a daughter

"Seriously what is he doing? Sleeping?" Yoruichi said as she looked at Naruto as she was wondering if he was dead as he was that still

(Naruto's mind)

"I swear if you did this well in school you could've graduated your first year" Kurama said to him as Naruto as he was learning control over his spirit energy while also learning different combat styles 'his power is building up in his eyes' he thought to himself

(with Yoruichi)

"You know he can catch you so can I ask why you're doing this?" Hikifune asked curiously as Yoruichi grabbed a small rock and was tossing it a few times wanting to get a feel of the weight

"Cause I wanna see if I can mess with him" Yoruichi said with a grin throwing a rock right at his face only for him to catch it and when he opened his eyes they were a little surprised as instead of his normal blue eyes they were white and pupiless

"Do you ever fail to be less interesting?" Hikifune asked as Naruto always peaked her interest

"Are you ever not a hot chef?" Naruto asked her with a grin

"Touche" Hikifune said to him

Naruto looked around "Why does everything look weird?" he asked them curiously

"I was just about to ask why your eyes are now white." Yoruichi said not even seeing a pupil

Naruto looked at a puddle and saw his own reflection 'byakugan' he thought to himself

'Guess Kaguya's powers are flowing into you, including her dojutsu.' Kurama said to him secretly praying he didn't get the sharingan as he always hated those eyes and cursing at any gods that wanna mess with him

Naruto looked around chuckling before he used the Byakugan to zoom in on something as he noticed someone had fallen to the ground, he flashed stepped over and saw a little girl "you ok?" he asked helping her up

"Yeah thanks" the girl said to him in appreciation

"Names Naruto you should really get inside" Naruto said to her as he wasn't one to talk being soaked to the bone

"Thanks" the girl said running off

(few hours later)

Naruto was bored sitting in squad 2's barracks as Yoruichi offered him and Hikifune rooms and in his boredom he threw a kunai at the ceiling making someone fall down "you breathe to heavy" he said to the person that fell

"You knew I was there" the woman said to him, she had High C cups a athletic body, and a bubbly toned ass

"No I knew you were following me for a week, why are you spying on me? Are you trying to watch me screw some lady or something Soi Fon?" Naruto asked her as Yoruichi told her about her second in command

Soi Fon's head turned dark red as she shot back to her feet

"So you want tips your stealth could use work?" Naruto asked her curiously

"What could you possibly teach me?" Soi Fon asked skeptically

"See this" Naruto said holding out a kunai and threw it at another part of the roof and Yoruichi fell down from the ceiling right on top of Soifon

"Damn it how'd you know I was there?" Yoruichi asked as she got up

"One you are slightly noisy, two your unique perfume and three because I know you." Naruto said to her simply

"God damn it you are good" Yoruichi said as she laughed with a smirk as it was amazing that he knew her that well and could detect her so well

"So I have plenty I could teach you, stingy." Naruto said to Soifon with a smile

"Don't call me stingy" Soifon said giving him a look

(few weeks later)

"So what did central 46 want?" Yoruichi always hating those stuck up dicks

"Apparently they heard about my eyes" Naruto said as he hated dicks like that

"They're not wanting your eyes are they?" Yoruichi asked as she was a little worried about that

"No but they want me to...reproduce with multiple females?" Naruto said to them

"... eh?" Hikifune asked tilting her head

"Thankfully I was able to get the decision in choosing who the hell I want" Naruto said grateful he was able to achieve at least that from them not wanting to be some power in who he was with

"So… basically you got the green light to be with as many women as you want?" Yoruichi asked curiously

"Yeah basically." Naruto said as Yoruichi then tackled him which surprised Hikifune

"Paws of you flea infested feline" Hikifune said as she tackled Yoruichi

'Ok cat fight' Naruto thought as he they were both women and one definitely qualified as a cat

(few minutes later)

"Ok I get the first date" Hikifune said as she had claw marks on her face and some of her clothes ripped

"That was so hot." Naruto said not denying or hiding what he saw was very hot

"Now let's go" Hikifune said as she grabbed his arm and dragged him to the nearest bar

(few minutes later)

"Is he dead?" Hikifune asked as Naruto met an old acquaintance of hers Shunsui who Naruto got into a drinking contest with and won

"Hold on" Naruto said as he kicked him a little and heard a groan "nope he's alive" he said to her simply

"Hello Hachi strange that you of all people are here" Hikifune said as Hachi was very polite and didn't seem the type to want to go to a bar, like a gentle giant as he was very round and big

"I like to hang out and make new friends and besides the others usually always have me go pick up drinks for them." Hachi said as he looked at his friends

"I like that attitude, big guy." Naruto said as he raised a drink

"How are you conscious?" Hikifune said as Naruto out drank Shunsui and was still drinking

"Healing factor kinda nulls the whole thing so I can't get drunk." Naruto said as it was great but sucked at times

"You literally can't get drunk?" Hikifune asked feeling a little bad

"Nope, nothing has ever worked, a slight buzz maybe but never drunk." Naruto said

"So, my friend can you heal?" Hachi asked Naruto

"Used to, never tried nowadays." Naruto said as he gave his sensei back an eye and didn't know if he still could with the drastic change to his body

"If you want, I could give you a hand learning." Hachi said as there were many versatile healing spells

"Thanks." Naruto said very willing to take that offer

"Who are you?" Shinji said to him sitting at a nearby booth

"Want to clarify that question cause that look on your face says you're interested in any answer I'll give and still want more info to that answer" Naruto said as he knew that look in Shinji's eyes

"You became a noble, been accepted into the 0 squad, and are freely walking around the seireitei" Shinji said to him

"Don't forget about the harem thing, speaking of which if you know any ladies, how's about sending them my way" Naruto said jokingly before Hikifune elbowed him "I'm not a man whore it's not like I go out whoring myself, besides I was joking" he said to her

"And that? They don't just allow someone to have a harem, what makes you so special?" Shinji asked him still digging

"Is that jealousy I hear in your voice? Green does not suit you, buddy." Naruto said as he laughed a little "and Shinji" he said flashing his white eyes at him for a moment

"You're a bit of an idiot aren't you?" Shinji asked him before he bursted out laughing "you know it's surprisingly comforting to know that" he said

"What, that I have better looks than you?" Naruto asked him as they laughed like a pair of idiots

Hikifune sighed as she half expected a fight as Shinji was very persistent in his 'investigations'

(Few weeks later)

"Wow," Naruto said, looking at a battlefield full of wounded bodies "can we heal them?" he asked Kaguya as he felt the fear the men had of death

'Channel your knowledge of healing into a kido spell might increase the spell's effects' Kaguya said to him as her knowledge varied on this subject

"Lets try" Naruto said as he had been practicing his kaido and soon his hand glowed green and let out a pulse of green energy and soon the hundreds of men began to heal "well shit" he said thinking that wouldn't work

(few hours later)

"Listen babe you can't replicate perfection or well anything of mine" Naruto said as he barely qualified as human sometimes with his feats

"Naruto you keep developing making leaps and bounds I need to figure out what made you so special" Hikifune said looking like she hadn't gotten sleep and looked stressed as she had notes everywhere on Naruto

"I'm just me." Naruto said simply and nonchalantly

"You go over there" Hikifune said as she wrote down some notes

"C'mere" Naruto said pulling her into a kiss surprising her

Hikifune eased into the kiss as she puts her arms around his neck

"Relaxed?" Naruto asked her

"Among other things" Hikifune said to him

"Alright, now, you are going to go to sleep or I'm putting you to sleep." Naruto said with a serious look

"Not much of a threat in fact it's the exact opposite" Hikifune said to him

"It is when I try this sleep powder Shinji gave me." Naruto said holding up a bottle

"Fine you win" Hikifune said to him with a smile feeling all the tiredness hit her at once as she laid her head on Naruto's chest as he picked her up bridal style

(next day)

Hikifune crawled out of bed stretching cracking a few bones and as she went to the bathroom to get the sleep out of her eyes she noticed something on her hand a gold wedding band with diamond matching her hair

"So what do you say? Will you marry me?" Naruto asked her with a smile as he knew it had been around a few months but he genuinely enjoyed his time with her in all the laughs, working, fighting, even the cooking

Hikifune's response was jumping on him and wrapping her legs around his waist her face all over his as they made out

(1 hour later)

"You poor bastard bastard" Shinji said to Naruto "bartender we need your biggest, strongest, and cheapest booze this idiot is getting married good luck with that one" he said wanting to get so drunk he'd forget this

"I can't get drunk but I'll still take it" Naruto said to him

"Yeah well the rest of can you idiot and maybe if you were drunk you'd think straight you've been seeing this woman for a month and a half and you both decide to get married are you both idiots" Shinji said as he took a swig of the bottle

"It was my choice, if you got a problem with it, say something" Naruto asked him challengingly

Shinji held his hands up in surrender not attempting to poke this bear any more

"That's what I thought." Naruto said to him "also call me an idiot all you want but call my soon to be wife one and I'll rip off your limbs" he said very seriously

"Well good luck man" Shinji said to him "wait what about Yoruichi?" he asked as the woman came onto the man strongly

"She says she'll wait till after the wedding something about being the husbands mistress had an appeal" Naruto said as he gave Shinji the short story

"That sounds like her" Kisuke said laughing "But take my advice, propose to her, eventually she may say she doesn't care but she's lying" he said

"Oh so you're actually doing the harem thing after you get married?" Shinji said as that sounded hilarious

"Yeah, then I'll marry the others that come" Naruto said simply

"The simple way you are taking this is kinda scary also baffling" Shinji said as he tried a little strongly to get with a woman and women flocked to Naruto

"Like you and Hiyori?" Naruto said with a chuckle

"Don't remind me" Shinji said as that was a nightmare of his finding out Hiyori was his only option

"If you want I could take her?" Naruto said with a chuckle

"I'd appreciate that if it didn't mean you'd have taken all the available women" Shinji said with a blank face as even all the women here looked at Naruto with interest "he's getting married" he said hoping that'd stop them but instead it made them more interested for some reason

"Yeah but everyone knows about the harem thing. So you're saying you'd give Hiyori a chance?" Naruto asked him trying to hold back his giggles

"Don't you dare tell her I said that." Shinji said deadly serious

"What about those two new girls in your little… group? Mashiro and Lisa?" Naruto asked as they seemed close and interacted with one another in an odd fashion

"No, no, god no. Mashiro is… is… I can't find a word for how she is, and Lisa is, well… what's the word I'm looking for?" he said

"Perverted but somehow keeps a straight face" Naruto said as the woman barely blushed when reading erotic material and in all honesty she seemed like his sensei or master's soul mate

"Yeah makes me look normal" Shinji said as that was how it was

"And what about the Afro Samurai?" Naruto asked him jokingly

"I'm straight man" Shinji said wanting to hit him but knew if he did the man's fiance would kill him

"Then I guess Hiyori will be happy, you should hear all the stuff she says about you." Naruto said

"What?" Shinji asked wanting details

"Oh nothing." Naruto said as he took a swig enjoying this little moment

"No you can't end it like that, what did she say?" Shinji asked curiously wanting him to spill

"Nothing." Naruto said chuckling as he was a firm believer with the line between hate and love and the way Hiyori acted always saying she disliked Shinji was a dead give away

"You're just messing with me now, aren't you?" Shinji asked

"Maybe?" Naruto said before laughing as Shinji shouted in frustration not getting a straight answer from him

"Listen man in all seriousness if you feel something for her make a move life and love aren't without risks." Naruto said as he was never one to hide his feelings

"Bartender give me something that'll numb me cause I'm honestly thinking about doing something very bad for my physical and mental health." Shinji said to the man

"You couldn't ask for something strong as you're gonna do something stupid like a normal person?" Naruto said to him

(1 hour later)

"This is hilarious." Naruto said as Shinji asked Hiyori out and her response a slug to Shinji's face then kissed him and then she punched him again

"And you I heard you are marrying Hikifune and let me tell you something...if you hurt her...I'll kill you." Hiyori said with intense anger in her eyes

"I won't hurt her, trust me your mother in everything but blood and name will be very happy with me." Naruto said as he would do whatever it took to make her happy

"You say that now but wait till she wants a baby." Shinji said as Hiyori kicked him in the spot all men consider precious between their legs

"Good now I'll take a bit of what you're having and what he had." Hiyori said as she smelled the both of them and the smelled like booze

"I think Shinji drank it all." Naruto said to her as he drank a lot to keep his courage up

"Well shit." Hiyori said wanting a drink

"You probably might want to take him as I don't think I want to see a drunk Shinji on the loose." Naruto said to her not wanting to see that

"Do you care if I… do anything to him?" Hiyori asked curiously

"Nope draw dicks on his face for all I care." Naruto said to her

Hiyori grinned mischievously as she began pulling Shinji away to do the unspeakable to his body

"You poor bastard." Naruto said with a smile

(Few days later)

"Congratulations 'holy man.'" Yoruichi said as Naruto was being considered a legend in healing for what he did

"Thanks." Naruto said with a chuckle

"Also…a friend of mine made a request and I was wondering if you'd consider helping him." Yoruichi said as it was a simple request

"Sure, what is it?" Naruto asked her

(next day)

"So this is a noble family?" Naruto said as he looked at the Kuchiki noble district

"Yeah the Shihoin have something similar." Yoruichi said to him "you check out your land?" she asked as no one had dared to step on it since the Soul King claimed it for Naruto

"I have land?" Naruto said surprised

"Okay that answers that question. You should see it, the place is huge!" Yoruichi said as she put her arms out wide

"Figured considering the whole harem thing." Naruto said to her

"Oh stop your bitching , you are getting married and will have other women me included." Yoruichi said flirtatiously

Naruto pulls her close and grabbed her ass "Careful who you tease kitten." he said in a low sensual tone

Yoruichi had felt her body scream in lust after his fight with Yamamoto as she saw something truly amazing in his blue flames a giant cat that was beautiful, ferocious, and demonic it captivated her she felt weak when she saw it as Naruto was the top cat in her opinion

The door slid open and a man with long black hair walked out "Greetings, thank you for coming." he said bowing slightly

"Well I couldn't say no Byakuya, Hisana is a good friend." Yoruichi said as Hisana was a good person and she liked her a lot

"Who?" Naruto asked as he got zero details on the way here

"Hisana is my wife, and she has an illness that nobody else can seem to heal, and I heard about your feats of healing and thought you could be her last hope." Byakuya said sadly

"Take me to her." Naruto said seriously as he wanted to help her

"If you can do this you can have anything you desire" Byakuya said to him willing to pay any price for his wife

"I'm fine, I'm getting married and that's all I really want." Naruto said with a smile

"You will always have an ally in my family if you are able to save her." Byakuya said

(Few minutes later)

Naruto sat besides Hisana as he prepared to start the healing as his hands glowed green

"Here" Yoruichi said handing him some glasses as Naruto's healing was very bright that people considered it a holy light

Naruto could feel what he was doing wasn't working so he began concentrating even harder, causing the light to turn from green, to orange until it began turning into different colors like a rainbow

Byakuya was amazed as he could feel this energy beginning to travel outwards possibly making others feel it as well

"I swear I wonder if this is what the northern lights seem like." Yoruichi said as his aura traveled past them "bet Kisuke would love to see this." she said as this was kinda cool and soon the lights died down

"She'll be fine" Naruto said as Hisana was now resting

"Thank you" Byakuya said seeing color return to her and saw her breath wasn't so labored "you will always have an ally with this family" he said to Naruto basically giving his word

"Ru...kia" Hisana said as she was up for a moment than went back to sleep

"You have a daughter or something?" Naruto asked him

"No it is her little sister she has been looking for her for years" Byakuya said to them

"What happened?" Naruto asked curiously

"Well, the district she was living in was very rough, to continue she was forced to abandon her sister… she's regretted that her whole life and has tried to find her for so long" Byakuya said to him

"I'll see what I can do" Naruto said as he could cover more ground in minutes than Hisana could in a day

Yoruichi and Byakuya followed and watched as Naruto jumped up to the top of the Kuchiki house before he began sending out waves of reiatsu

"What is he doing?" Byakuya asked curiously

"Are you familiar with echolocation? He's sensing for her aura and since she is Hisana's younger sister, it means they have a similar aura so it makes Rukia easier for him to find" Yoruichi said as she was still baffled by it as it was next level sensory skill

Naruto smirked as he got a hit come back from one of the waves "Got her" he said as he jumped down to them "I got her, she's actually pretty close" he said

"Your not gunning for my job are you?" Yoruichi asked curiously

"In your dreams" Naruto said as he was nowhere near that stupid after hearing the constant battle with paperwork from the hokages he was close with and the other captains

"Lead the way." Byakuya said to him

"Sure." Naruto said as he grabbed him and they disappeared

"I'll go raid his fridge." Yoruichi said as she was gonna look for milk and booze

(with Naruto)

"The set of lungs on this one." Naruto said as he was sure he might've been deaf as Rukia screamed loudly when they appeared before her, it honestly reminded him of Sakura's screeching screams back when they were kids

Byakuya groaned slightly as he rubbed his ears

"Who are you?" Rukia asked them afraid

"Naruto Uzumaki and this one is Byakuya Kuchki nice to meet you also kid you try jumping on me you will end up on the ground." Naruto said as he knew there was a boy right behind him

A small boy with red spiky hair dropped down to the ground

"Smart move." Naruto said to him with a chuckle "So, got a name kid?" he asked the boy

"Renji Abarai." Renji said to him

"You have a lot of power and piss poor control." Naruto said to him

"How'd you know?" Renji said as Rukia face palmed since he wasn't even gonna deny it

"Go to the soul reaper academy tell them I sent you." Naruto said as he did make a stop there before.

"Eh, I hate schools." Renji said

"Same" Naruto said as he hated school with a passion

"Are we leaving?" Byakuya asked him

"Leaving whe-" Rukia was saying before Naruto teleported them

(few minutes later)

"What the hell?" Naruto said seeing Yoruichi pour booze into milk

"Don't knock it till you try it." Yoruichi said as she was drinking it up

"Who's this grandma?" Renji asked making Naruto quickly cover his mouth holding back a chuckle

"Naruto...can I kill him?" Yoruichi asked a little too sweetly as she let out her spirit energy

'You know if I didn't know any better I'd think Matatabi was still around.' Naruto thought getting a scoff in agreement from Kurama as Yoruichi was letting out a fierce aura "and no Yoruichi we don't kill kids." he said as Renji was hiding behind him using him as a human shield

"Yoruichi, you are scaring Rukia." Byakuya said as Rukia was on his back

"Kids these days." Yoruichi said under her breath having even more reason to drink

"How were you not scared?" Renji asked Naruto

"Practice kid practice you don't want." Naruto said as all the womanly glares he'd gotten were burned into his mind

(2 months later)

"Fuck me look at your glow." Yoruichi said as she looked at Hikifune who was beaming with happiness "are you?" she asked looking down then up

"No we decided to wait a while." Hikifune said happily gushing at the thought of having a child with her husband

"So how good is he?" Yoruichi asked wanting details

"Godly, I'm surprised I can even walk right now." Hikifune said with a blushing smile

Yoruichi smiled sensually as she licked her lips eager to get some of that action

"Where is Naruto anyway?" Hikifune asked as Yoruichi kidnapped him while she was sleeping after last night

"Oh some hollows got into the soul society and Naruto went to go hunt them down and said he wanted to get the rust off." Yoruichi said wondering what he was like unrusty

(With Naruto)

"Is this the best you guys can do I haven't used my swords" Naruto said as he was literally using his bare hands

The hollows shook in terror

"Boo!" Naruto said causing them all to run away opening a garganta "oh no you don't." he said chasing after them

(few minutes later in Hueco Mundo)

"Pussies." Naruto yelled as hollows ran and hid "now where the hell am I?" he said looking around seeing he was in a desert

'I think this is Hueco Mundo.' Kurama said to him as this oddly felt natural to him

"So…any ideas on how to get home?" Naruto asked Kurama

'Yeah about that...I haven't really been practicing using my hollow powers.' Kurama said in admittance

"Oh man." Naruto said letting out a sigh

(few hours later)

Naruto was leaving a literal trail of blood in the sand of Hueco Mundo "can one of you please tell me you mastered your power?" he asked out loud wondering if Kurama learned how to control his hollow powers

'We're trying, learning from seeing isn't very helpful.' Kaguya said as she was assisting Kurama in figuring out his additional powers

"Ok thank you and-what the hell is that?" Naruto said cutting himself off as he sensed something off as he empathic powers were feeling something...pure here and that was odd considering that most of the people who were overcome with their hollow instincts or were genuine trash didn't give off this feeling

He got to the top of a hill and saw a shark-like hollow 'These things can look like animals?' he thought as he figured all the hollows looked like monsters, he didn't expect animal like hollows 'and she's wounded.' he thought as she had some blood on her side

"Are you here to kill me?" the shark asked him in a female voice

"Nope but I am gonna save you." Naruto said as he healed her

'Naruto'Kurama said to his friend as he saw the shark glow

'Naruto you may be going too far.' Kaguya said as she saw the body of the shark change to that of human

"What are you talking about?" Naruto said and soon the glowing stopped and he blushed seeing a naked dark skinned beauty with blonde hair, she had very high E-cup breasts, an athletic and curvy body, and a nice plump ass "ok this is new." he said as then a mask materialized over her face and soon faded "and so is that" he said to himself

"I am human?" the former shark said as she felt a heartbeat and wasn't at all bothered by her naked state

"Um, hi, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, do you have a name?" Naruto asked as this was cool and fascinating

"Tia Hallibel." Tia said "You saved my life, why? You are a soul reaper, your job is to slay hollows like me" she asked wondering why he even bothered wondering why he went against the cycle of fighting between the two

"Didn't feel right, I won't ever strike something or someone that can't fight back." Naruto said as that was one of the many reasons

"But why heal me?" Tia asked as that was the burning question on her mind

"My gut was telling me you weren't bad and I usually trust my gut, besides it would've felt like kicking a puppy attacking you while you were down." Naruto said to her

"You are a strange soul reaper." Tia said to him

"People have been calling me strange and all things similar for years." Naruto said to her as he liked to do things that felt right to him

Tia fidgeted in her spot as she began to smell the blood of all the other hollows he had taken down on him

"What? Do I smell?" Naruto asked wondering what was wrong with her

"No not at all" Tia said as she was feeling the gravity of his power and the fact he had killed so many hollows made him seem even more attractive

'Kid, I think she can feel your strength, and combine the hollow blood on you, it may be turning her on. Classic animal type stuff' Kurama said to him as Naruto's power was a perfect blend of other races

"So… I feel like I should leave you some clothes but I don't have any extra clothes on me." Naruto said as this suddenly got a bit awkward

"Is there something wrong with how I look?" Tia asked him plainly

'Of course not you're a bombshell.' Kurama said as he laughed and got whacked on the head by Kaguya 'I'm ok.' he said receiving another slap 'less ok.' he said shutting up

"Just the opposite." Naruto said to her "I just don't want anyone trying to take advantage of you in your… nakedness." he said to her "also do you want to stay in contact?" he asked her curiously

"Yes." Tia said rather quickly and blushed as she lost her cool too quickly for her liking

"Here." Naruto said taking her hand and the flying raijin formula was added to her wrist "add spirit energy to that and I'll be there in an instant." he said to her

'Very good to know.' Tia thought very tempted to abuse this

Naruto gave her a kiss on the cheek as he went on his way leaving her blushing brightly "also you should hide your appearance" he said tapping her head transferring some knowledge for illusions and transformation techniques

'Where did this sword come from?' Tia thought seeing a hollow blade next to her and looked at Naruto walk into a garganta 'I really wanna use this' she thought looking at the seal on her wrist the urge to call him back

(in another part of Hueco Mundo)

"Oh shit." Naruto said as he crashed in the sand "I thought you two said that you got the technique" he said as the garganta became unstable midway blasting him back

'This isn't an exact science brat, it's not as easy as it looks.' Kurama said to him as he was just guessing at this point as he had zero clue to what he was doing

"Can you two please find us a way to get home my wife may kill us and-" Naruto was saying till he heard something

"Owwwww." a female horse like hollow said laying on the ground

"Two pure animal hollows in one day." Naruto said to himself

"That hurt, you fell on me, you meanie." the horse said

'A child's mind in an adult horse like body that reminds me of you a man in a child's body.' Kurama said to him

'From his memories there have been...more childish people then him.' Kaguya said as she saw memories of Jiraiya and some other people Naruto knew

"I'm sorry." Naruto said as he began healing her and the same thing with Tia and happened to her "so what's your name" he asked her curiously

"Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck." Nelliel said as she became a beautiful woman with green hair, she had low E-cup breasts, athletic body, and round ass

"Nice to meet you Nel Tu. Sorry for crashing into you." Naruto said apologetically

"Hmm, Nel, I like that. My name always felt too long." Nel said happily as she liked the warmth and kind aura he gave out

'Not 10 minutes and you have captured the attention of two busty women if you were my size I'd fist bump you in the shoulder.' Kurama said to him

"Like I told the last lady I'd offer you some clothes but I don't have extras on me." Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head

"It's fine." Nel said

"But I can give you this." Naruto said as he transferred his knowledge of transformation and illusion techniques to her "oh and this." he said giving her a flying raijin seal on her wrist

"Thanks." Nel said happily

Naruto then kissed her hand as he went on his way 'really hope this doesn't blow up.' he thought not wanting to experience that again

"What's this?" Nel said picking up a rapier like blade

(few minutes later)

'Well you decided to get married.' Kurama said to Naruto as his new wife was tearing him a new one for worrying her 'honestly your mother would be proud.' he said to him as he had a feeling the deceased Uzumaki would've loved the woman

"Now are you alright?" Hikifune asked as she saw all the dried blood on him

"Oh I'm fine, just dealt with a lot of hollows and met two new lady friends." Naruto said with a smile

"I thought you were kidding when you said your life was dangerous and crazy" Hikifune said as her husband told her his life was genuinely crazy and things turned out wildly

"Were they hot?" Yoruichi asked him her priorities elsewhere

"Oh yeah." Naruto said

"Ok go see Unohana." Hikifune said wanting him to see if he was alright

"Oh brilliant idea, send him to someone with a nice rack." Yoruichi said to her

Hikifune glared at her

(later at squad 4)

Unohana was having a difficult time restraining herself as Naruto being covered in blood barely injured was a major turn on as he described the hollows he faced and she had to admit she was a little impressed

"So doc am I good or do I need to take off my clothes for something?" Naruto asked her

'If you took your clothes off one of us is definitely not leaving.' Unohana thought holding up her normal motherly appearance

"Please do." Isane muttered to herself as she was sweating a little as the heat from her blush was very high

"What was that?" Naruto asked her

"Nothing!" Isane said very quickly and very embarrassed

"Well I'll see you angels later." Naruto said with a chuckle as he left

'I want to do the unspeakable with that man' Unohana thought to herself as she watched him walk away

Isane sighed as she took a seat happy that she didn't faint in front of him… again.

(few days later)

"Hey stupid." Naruto said greeting Kisuke

"Hey brat." Kisuke said before growling as Naruto took his hat and then busted laughing

"How you doing?" Naruto said tossing the hat over

"Fine and bored." Kisuke said

"You and my wife still trying to crack all that is Naruto?" Naruto asked him curiously

"I swear I can crack this." Kisuke said as like Hikifune everything about Naruto from the simplest of things was baffling "Although I hear nowadays she's doing more banging than cracking" he said with a chuckle

"Watch it, that's my wife, but very true." Naruto said to him "how's that creep you broke out I hear he's a clown now?" he asked as he heard that Kisuke made the man his 3rd seat and he had put on makeup

"Yeah that is something I don't know." Kisuke said not understanding how Mayori could do that to his face or would want to

"I don't like him, he reminds me of a… very creepy and twisted man I have the displeasure to know." Naruto said as the man honestly reminded him of a small pale reflection of Orochimaru and Naruto thought the man was honestly gonna get worse

"Hopefully I don't die then." Kisuke said as he gave Mayuri promises he had no intention of keeping and had no intention of dying

"Anyway I gotta go, Yoruichi asked me for a favor." Naruto said as he left and as he did he stopped and looked at a certain spot in a wall "nice camouflage but word of advice that won't fool my senses" he said as he walked away and soon Mayuri came out

'That man' Mayuri thought as his mind became focused around the man and wondered how his body ticked and wondered if he could advance his research with what he found out

(1 hour later)

"You know you remind me of someone but with a little more laid back" Naruto said as he was having a drink with Kukaku Shiba

"I'll take that as a compliment" Kukaku said not really caring, she had low E-cup breasts, slim and curvy body, and a plump round ass

"So what is it you're wanting- Who is that?" Naruto was saying as a old man came in

"Senile old man look toward the light" Kukaku said to him

"You'll never find a man you drunk" the man said to her

"Yeah yeah keep wasting the last breath you have" Kukaku said to the old man

"Don't listen to him, there's always someone for someone" Naruto said with a chuckle "So what'd you want to talk about?" he asked

"Do you think… you could restore my arm?" Kukaku asked curiosity pointing at her wooden arm

"Sure I restored an eye this...may work." Naruto said to her as he never restored bone before

"Well no better time to find out then the present." Kukaku said as she unstrapped her wooden arm revealing her stump

'You two wanna help' Naruto asked as Kurama found out he could heal and regenerate so fast it made his old healing look like a cheap rip off

'Like I have a choice in the matter' Kurama said as it was either this or deal with Kaguya

Naruto's hands began to glow green and then orange as the glow reached Kukaku's stump

"Ow." Kukaku said feeling a pinch and a slight burn "the hell happened to your eyes?" she asked seeing his eyes

"What are they white?" Naruto asked wondering if he activated his byakugan

"No red." Kukaku said using her free hand to grab a mirror and Naruto saw his eyes became the sharingan

'FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK?!' Kurama said as he screamed in anger and rage and did so continuously

Naruto held his head as Kurama shouting always gave him a headache

"Ok this is getting weird." Kukaku said as Naruto made her bone appear and soon things like her nerves and veins slowly appeared

"So, that swirl what is it?" Naruto asked trying to keep her attention off of her arm literally regrowing to avoid her freaking out as it was a creepy and weird to see and he didn't want to break his concentration.

"My clans symbol it's known as the Collapsing Whirlpool of the Crashing Heaven" Kukaku said to him knowing that fact since she could talk

"Uzumaki is my last name and my mother's home village was the hidden whirlpool village or Uzushiogakure." Naruto said to her

"Yeah Yoruichi filled me in, kinda explains why the soul king gave you so much stuff" Kukaku said to him "So when are you going to start this harem up?" she asked curiously

"Well soon, Hikifune is wanting to have me by herself for a bit is what I'm thinking" Naruto said with a chuckle

"Well from what she's saying you're a freaking god of sex." Kukaku said as she had her friends come here for drinks "You interested in me?" she asked pushing her bust forward "Don't think I haven't been noticing you checking out my rack." she said with a mischievous grin

"Kinda hard not to considering it's so visible." Naruto said as she exposed a lot of skin and wasn't wearing a bra

"Oh like you don't enjoy it" Kukaku said as she liked to flaunt her body but only liked certain people to enjoy it

"Oh believe me there's a lot of things I would enjoy that involved it." Naruto said to her as they laugh

"Well at least you're honest, I like that." Kukaku said as she could respect that about a man

"Done." Naruto said as the glowing stopped as Kukaku looked at her remade arm

"Great now I can go beat the shit out of my brothers" Kukaku said as she walked off and smiled as Naruto checked out her ass "Oh, I almost forgot." she said as she walked over to him and pulled him into a kiss "Thanks, and if you're ever looking for a mistress to add to your harem, look me up." she said with a smirk

"Hmm, well how's about we go to a bar, my treat." Naruto said as she grabbed him and she dragged him to a bar than many more that day

(few hours later)

"You're a real man only a real man can keep up with me" Kukaku said with a small blush

"How are you not dead?" Naruto asked her as she had drank a lot of booze that would've killed anyone 'maybe she is related to granny Tsunade' he thought to himself

"How much has she had?" Yoruichi asked curiously walking up to them

"She downed the whole stock in 6 bars" Naruto said as he was paying

"Geez Kukaku you normally stop after 4" Yoruichi said as she went drinking with Kukaku before

"Going for a record and I'm taking this one to bed afterwards" Kukaku said to her best friend

"Like hell you are" Yoruichi said her eyes becoming slits

"Want in?" Kukaku asked he simply

"Yep" Yoruichi said immediately calming down

'That was the fastest chick fight I have ever seen' Naruto thought to himself as he ordered a drink only for the bartender to tell him Kukaku drank it all "You drank all the fucking beer?" he asked as this made 7 bars

"Are you mad?" Kukaku asked pouting a little

"I can't get drunk so this doesn't really affect me." Naruto said as he didn't care

"Come on Naruto, let's go have some fun, I'm tired of waiting for you, I want in now." Yoruichi said as she grabbed him and flash stepped away

"Hold on." Kukaku said finishing a barrel and followed her friends lead

(LEMON WARNING)

(few minutes later)

Yoruichi and Naruto came into the room with him holding Yoruichi in his arms with her legs wrapped around his waist as they made out

"Oh good a buzz and a show" Kukaku said as she stripped down and watched them in action

Naruto dropped Yoruichi on the bed and grabbed her outfit before literally tearing it off of her body leaving her naked

Yoruichi soon took off his jacket then his pants and her jaw dropped as something very big was now against her face 'now I kinda wanna be his sex pet' she thought seeing his 15.5 inch member which was 4.5 inches wide

"Holy shit." Kukaku said as she saw his dick "How do you walk around with that elephant trunk you call a dick?" she asked him in bewilderment

"I just do." Naruto said nonchalantly

"This kitty wants some milk." Yoruichi said as she licked her lips and took his dick in her mouth sucking on it tightly and soon became addicted to it as he tasted very good 'wonder how his cum will taste' she thought very eager to taste it

"Let me give you a hand." Naruto said grabbing the back of her head and thrusted deeper down her throat

'Shit.' Kukaku thought fully able to make out Naruto's cock in her throat

Yoruichi felt herself tear up as her eyes rolled up slightly 'another reason why he should have a harem he's packing a third zanpakuto.' she thought as his dick was monster size

"You know I'm gonna love my life" Kukaku said as this would be amazing

'Understatement of the millennium' Yoruichi thought to herself and soon pulled away and began to jerk him off "This is going better than I dreamed." she said as she took the moment to catch her breath and soon realized something and smirked "hey Kukaku wanna give him a show?" she asked going to her very wet friend and began to make out their massive mounds pressing into the other

Naruto could feel his member throb as he enjoyed their show for him

Yoruichi and Kukaku may have focused on one another but they couldn't help but stare at his throbbing member their pussy's wanting it deep inside them

Kukaku moaned as Yoruichi went down and began eating out her pussy

Yoruichi smiled as Kukaku came on her face and as she tasted the juices she took out a kunai from god knows where she kept it and threw it to the ceiling

"Why'd you do that to my ceiling?" Kukaku asked curiously and soon someone fell through "ah peeping tom" she said in realization

"Hi Soi Fon" Yoruichi said seeing her protege all sweaty somewhat exposed 'not the worst state to be caught in' she thought considering this was her protege "now Soi Fon I am very disappointed if you wanted to join in than you should've" she said with a lustful grin

"R-really?" Soi Fon said nervously

"Yeah." Naruto said as he rubbed himself against Yoruichi's ass "and I'll be taking the ass you use to tease me with so much" he said to her giving it a nice squeeze making her shudder and moan

Yoruichi went somewhat stiff "You sure you don't want to take my pussy first?" she asked before he smacked her ass making her moan

"Nope" Naruto said with a smile

"Is the great Yoruichi scared?" Kukaku said teasingly

Yoruichi glared at her before she pinched Kukaku's clit making her moan

"This doesn't change the fact I was right" Kukaku said as she moaned

Naruto licked his fingers, getting them nice and wet, before he pushed them into Yoruichi's ass

"Fuck" Yoruichi said never having anything enter her ass

"Don't be scared, it'll feel real good, I just need to lube you up a bit" Naruto said to her

"Can I please help mistress?" Soi Fon asked pleadingly

"You know Soi Fon I've seen you stare at my body you've seen it too right Naruto?" Yoruichi said fighting the pleasure to keep a straight face

"Yep" Naruto said to her simply as it didn't take a blind man to see that

"Tell me Soi Fon what will you do to me?" Yoruichi asked her apprentice

"A-anything" Soi Fon said willing to do anything she asked of her

"Lick my ass I need to be lubed up real good for that monster." Yoruichi said as Naruto's spit covered fingers wasn't gonna cut it

'That one is a little to eager' Kukaku thought as the small woman seemed eager to do anything to touch her best friend

Naruto backed off allowing Soi Fon to begin eating Yoruichi's ass

"Also Soi Fon I want you to answer me what will you do for Naruto" Yoruichi asked her wanting to know how loyal her apprentice would be

"Anything." Soi Fon said as she felt as captivated to him as Yoruichi made her feel

Naruto looked down and saw Kukaku take his cock into her mouth "Figured she's going to need all the lubing she's gonna need." she said lying through her teeth wanting to taste Naruto's cock as she had been waiting patiently

"Whatever you say, Firework goddess." Naruto said as he petted her head obviously catching onto her lie

Yoruichi moaned as she felt Soi Fon's tongue trying to reach as far as it could go in her ass

"Back away Soi Fon." Naruto said as he pressed his tip against her ass "You're nice and wet and so am I." he said seeing Yoruichi's holes

Yoruichi gulped nervously as he spread her cheeks and moaned as he slowly entered her ass spreading it wide open

"Goddamn you're tighter than I thought you'd be." Naruto said as her ass felt like a vice

"I'm not tight your fucking hung." Yoruichi said screaming a little as he went deeper into her rectum

"Is there anything I can do for you, master?" Soi Fon asked him her pussy leaking like a faucet wanting to be used for pleasure

"Hmm get beneath her and eat her out, Yoruichi eat her out as well, she's been a good loyal girl." Naruto said as he saw Soi Fon get under her and licked her pussy hearing her moan in delight when Yoruichi ate her pussy as well

"I swear if I get any wetter I may die from dehydration." Kukaku said watching this was torture

Naruto grabbed her by her waist and pulled her to him, pulling her into a kiss

'For her first time Soi Fon really seems good at licking pussy.' Yoruichi thought regretting that she didn't take advantage of this earlier

Kukaku moaned into the kiss as she felt Naruto rubbing her pussy with his hand

"You're next." Naruto said whispering into her ear

"Gah, come on Naruto, go fucking faster, harder, I don't care. Just don't fucking stop!" Yoruichi screamed panting in lust

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready." Naruto said with a smirk

"Master you are amazing." Soi Fon said as Yoruichi was squirting like crazy on her face

Kukaku smirked as she got on top of Yoruichi's back looking right at Naruto before she pushed Yoruichi's hips meeting his next thrust causing him to bottom out inside of Yoruichi's ass

Yoruichi screamed in bliss, feeling him reach places she didn't even know she had and screamed much louder as the moment he pulled out and his giant load began to leak, Soi Fon plugged it up with her mouth swallowing his cum as she ate out her ass. Kukaku whistled as she felt Yoruichi's stomach slightly bloat from all of his cum

"Let me you've done so much for me tonight let me do the work" Kukaku said as she got Naruto on his back and began to ride him, she screamed when she felt him enter her pussy 'not how I expected to go out.' she thought as she always thought she'd die of alcohol poisoning not what was going to be fantastic sex

Kukaku leaned down to kiss him as he held her hips, which she still kept bouncing not stopping for a moment

"You're mine." Naruto said growling lustfully before he smacks her ass "Say it!" he said dominantly

"I'm yours." Kukaku said with a grin as despite her aggressive attitude she liked strong men as she knew that was a turn off for most men

Kukaku moaned loudly loving the pleasure she was feeling as she rubbed her breasts trying to increase the pleasure she was feeling

Naruto reached up and grabbed her tits and began groping them agressively

"How is your wife not walking with a permanent limp?" Kukaku asked curiously as she screamed in pleasure

"Looooong amounts of practice." Naruto said to her "and she has regular healing sessions with Unohana." he said in admittance as he had to carry her after their wedding night

Naruto leaned up as Kukaku wrapped her arms around his head shouting as she felt him beginning to cum inside of her

Kukaku buried his face between her breasts which he then began to motorboat as he couldn't resist doing so 'if I didn't know any better I'd say he was a Shiba.' she thought as Naruto was violent, brash, outspoken, fought for his beliefs, a bit of an idiot, and didn't care about what others thought

As Kukaku began to get off of him, his cum began to leak out of her pussy before it gushed out once his cock was out of her

"Don't be afraid little bee you'll be fine" Yoruichi said as she saw the nervous face on her apprentice

Yoruichi was behind Soi Fon, her apprentice leaning against her as her teacher spread her legs open for Naruto

"Don't be gentle Naruto she broke her hymen in training and my little bee can take it" Yoruichi said happily as she gave her nervous apprentice a devilish grin

Soi Fon gulped before she grabbed Yoruichi's hand

"She can do all that other stuff but is nervous by this" Kukaku said as she had some sake with cum coming down her face landing in the saucer "what exactly did you teach her, kitty cat?" she asked

"I taught her plenty, don't worry my little bee, I'm right here for support." Yoruichi said as she leaned down to give Soi Fon a kiss on the lips to ease her nervousness while also distracting her as Naruto began slowly pushing his member in

Yoruichi held Soi Fon as she felt her flinch from Naruto entering her

"Be grateful you're getting it on with a man Soi Fon trust me there is no better man more equipped than this one" Yoruichi said while kissing her neck

"M-mistress I-I can fe-el him i-inside of me." Soi Fon said as Naruto was reaching way deeper than her fingers ever could

"I know, you're doing great." Yoruichi said as she began rubbing Soi Fon's breasts to help her ease into the pleasure even more as she leaned her head against her apprentices shoulder

"Holy fucking shit you're tight" Naruto said groaning as he went deeper

"I'm impressed Soi Fon for such a small girl you are taking it like a champ" Kukaku said impressed that Soi Fon took so much in

"She may be small but she's got a big spirit." Yoruichi said with a chuckle

Soi Fon had her eyes closed and didn't notice Naruto leaning forward until their lips met causing her eyes to open before closing them again as she wrapped her arms around his neck

Naruto slowly began to pick up the pace making her moan into the kiss

"Well Naruto you made it where most men wish or would die to be you are banging 3 heiresses into the clan congrats" Yoruichi said as this was definitely an accomplishment in her book

"U-use me master." Soi Fon said as she rested her head against his neck, licking it before feeling him lift her up by her hips off the bed

"Alright, you sweet little bumblebee" Naruto said as he thrusted so hard something would definitely get smash and sore before screaming as she felt him beginning to hit her g-spot

"Treat my apprentice well." Yoruichi said with a chuckle seeing Soi Fon scream

Soi Fon threw her head back screaming as she wrapped her legs around his waist as Naruto found her G-spot and he was not stopping his assault on it before screaming even louder as Yoruichi began eating her ass out

"Figured I should return the favor for her lubing my ass for you." Yoruichi said

"Master I'm going to cum, give me your seed, flood my fucking womb with it, FUCKING CUM INSIDE ME!" Soi Fon screamed in ecstasy from what Yoruichi and what Naruto was doing to her as she had a fucked stupid look on her face

"Fuck that's hot, how can I refuse that?" Naruto said growling lustfully as he granted her wish and flooded her insides

(few hours later)

"Well I got my wish." Yoruichi said as she licked the cum off her body

"Did I do well?" Soi Fon asked her master

"Very well." Kukaku said as she was impressed

"Yeah, you did very good, I'm proud of you." Yoruichi said as she kissed the top of Soi Fon's head making her smile

"Well if this is what married life will be like I'm in." Kukaku said tossing out her smokes as she felt so relaxed she didn't even need them

"Now to the biggest issue can any of you feel your legs?" Yoruichi asked curiously as she couldn't feel anything from the waist down

"Nope/not at all" Kukaku and Soi Fon said to her

"I can see why Hikifune goes to Unohana so much" Kukaku said as she felt like going herself

(LEMON END)

(few days later)

"Oh hi." a girl said walking up to Naruto

"Wait." Naruto said as he looked at the girl "you're that girl that I met in the rain." he said thinking back to the girl in the rain

"Can I ask you something?" the girl asked shyly

"Shoot." Naruto said to her as he wasn't busy

"Can you train me?" the girl asked him curiously

"Sure what's your name?" Naruto asked the girl

"Rangiku Matsumoto." the girl said introducing herself

"Now let me ask you an important question Rangiku why do you want to get strong?" Naruto asked her curiously

"I wanna help my friend." Rangiku said to him

'Oh that look this same old story' Naruto thought as she had a look similar to him when he was younger "Care to tell me the name of your friend?" he asked her

"Gin he left me to go to soul reaper academy and I followed after him has white hair and eyes and a smile like a snake." Rangiku said to him

'Oh god.' Naruto thought as that sounded like a combination of Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke rolled into one "I'll train you c'mon." he said as he felt like this was history repeating itself

"Yay!" Rangiku said as she jumped onto his back

(5 years later)

"This is strange." Naruto said to Kisuke as they were going over disappearances

"Yeah, something doesn't smell right. And I'm not talking about the smell of sex on you." Kisuke said to him plainly

"Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful." Naruto said to him

Kisuke stepped on something hearing a crunch and looked down to see what it was and saw it was Lisa's glasses "did you?" he asked Naruto curiously

"Yep." Naruto said proudly

"Ok now I have to set my lab on fire." Kisuke said as they left

"Yeah yeah good luck with what you find man and find Kensei and Mashiro." Naruto said as the head captain thought he was always jumping to hastey to assignments and saw this as a way to 'reign him in' 'asshole' he thought to himself

(few minutes later)

"Can I help you?" Naruto asked seeing the lieutenant badge for squad 5 "oh you're Aizen you know Shinji bitches about you a lot." he said with a chuckle

"Hmm, the eternal enigma, Naruto Uzumaki. I've been wanting to meet with you for some time." Aizen said to him politely

"You and just about every woman in the soul society." Naruto said with a laugh "so what can I help you with?" he asked curiously

"You are different than everyone else I can see it. Can I ask how you deal with it?" Aizen asked him

"I have my wife and girls, and I just be me." Naruto said to him 'he's right I can't tell what but he's like me in a way different from everyone else.' he thought as Aizen seemed like he had known that for a long time 'knowledge is power but it is also burden.' he thought as he was getting some very strange emotions from Aizen 'who are you?' he thought to himself

"Thank you for your time." Aizen said as he walked away

'Creepy, that guy is just creepy.' Naruto thought as he wondered if Aizen got lessons from Mayuri 'and his name Sosuke I swear it's like the universe wants to mess with me.' he thought to himself

'He reminds me of Madara' Kurama said as the man seemed just as calm and smart but not as threatening

"Why does the universe hate me?" Naruto asked curiously

'Take it from someone that did it constantly, the universe is a woman because there is no bigger bitch than it when you mess with it' Kaguya said to him as she messed with the universe and other dimensions a lot most for shit and giggles

Naruto somewhat blanched as he never expected Kaguya to actually curse

(next day)

"You know what you're considering is treason right?" Hikifune asked Naruto curiously as he got ready and packed

"Yep" Naruto said to her

"And you know we'll be hunted for this?" Hikifune asked him

"Yep" Naruto said putting on his swords

"All for the sake of saving your friends?" Hikifune asked him

"Yes" Naruto said as there was nothing he wouldn't do for his friends

"Well I guess we better be ready" Hikifune said as she walked away

"You're not mad?" Naruto asked her

"No Naruto I'm happy and proud I married a man like you who'd do this without blinking" Hikifune said planting a kiss on his cheek

"Well it is official I have a type and that type is awesome." Naruto said as he took of to meet Yoruichi

(few days later)

"You know your bobble is bullshit right?" Naruto asked Kisuke

"How?" Kisuke asked him

"These morons still have their soul chains and their hollow powers seem different from their natural spirit energy meaning these hollow powers were given not made by them they're like artificial." Naruto said to him simply

"That...is something I did not know" Kisuke said as he guess even the hogyoku had a limit

"So what are you setting up with Hikifune is opening a restaurant I'm thinking about being a doctor" Naruto said as his healing knowledge wasn't going to go to waste

"Maybe a candy store." Kisuke said to him

"Good luck with that man." Naruto said taking off

(many decades later)

"I can't believe you're here Kukaku is gonna murder you" Naruto said as he was laughing at Isshin Shiba "and as an added bonus you don't have your powers" he said laughing a little harder "but she will respect you" he said as what he did was a noble move

"Please don't tell her" Isshin said sweat dropping at the mention of his violent niece who had no problem kicking ass

"So what brings you here anyway?" Naruto said as Isshin looked at the unconscious girl "ah love don't mess it up" he said to him simply

"Not that asshole." Isshin said blushing brightly

"So how is Rangiku?" Naruto asked wondering how was his student was doing

"Lazy and she drinks" Isshin said to him

"Ah smart girl" Yoruichi said as she was laughing at this

Isshin got nervous as Kukaku wasn't too far wherever Yoruichi was

"Well looks like you'll be human for the rest of your life good luck with that" Naruto said to him as Kisuke would handle this

(few hours later)

'So this is where it happened' Naruto thought as Isshin told him about the hollow he fought and it made zero sense to him how it didn't have a hole 'artificial hollow?' he thought as he heard Mayuri was doing something like that with humans this wasn't that far off

"All hollows have holes, so why didn't this one have one? And where did it come from?" Kisuke asked him

"Maybe Aizen made it with the hogyoku earlier on" Naruto said as Aizen planned ahead far ahead

"That makes me worried if he did this what else did he make with it" Kisuke said as he had no way of destroying the hogyoku

"I don't want to know what else he could do with it." Naruto said as he even tried to destroy the hogyoku and he got zip

"Was that girl Isshin brought okay?" Kisuke asked as he knew Naruto was keeping an eye on her

"Perfectly fine" Naruto said to him

"You don't believe that" Kisuke said to him

"No I feel something deep inside her but I can't tell" Naruto said as his senses

"You don't think it did something to her to preserve itself do you?" Kisuke asked him wondering if he'd need to find a way to stop it

"No this is something else and only time will tell what it is" Naruto said simply

"Because I don't think I want to deal with a Hollow with Quincy powers." Kisuke said as Quincy had reishi in such a concentrated and raw form it was deadly

"Would be fun though" Naruto said with a smirk

"No it would not be fun, only you would say that." Kisuke said as he was still researching the mystery that was his friend

(a few years later)

"I'm gonna ask this once why are you here" Naruto asked a man in black clothing as rain poured down on them

"Ah and who are you?" the man asked politely

"The man who will kick your ass" Naruto said to him as simply as possible

"Odd your reishi is stronger than most are you possibly my descendant" the man asked him curiously

"Say what now?" Naruto asked as his senses were picking up something odd and this man seemed older than he looked

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Yhwach, the father of the quincy." Yhwach said to him politely

"Never heard of you." Naruto said

"Ah that is to be anticipated but forgive me my job is done I came for the power of two of my stray lambs" Yhwach said to him

"Speak english pops." Naruto said as he was tired of the metaphors

"The matriarchs of the Kurosaki and Ishida families they're dying well Masaki faster-" Yhwach was saying

Naruto didn't let him finish his sentence as he stabbed the man through the chest "The Kurosaki family are my friends you bastard" he said to the man in anger

"Very impolite and odd I can't steal your power" Yhwach said not caring about the stab wound

"If you touched them I will not be responsible for my actions" Naruto said to him

"That is to be expected, are you by chance also a Quincy?" Yhwach asked curiously "because like the boy your power seems similar" he sad to him

"I don't have time for your dumb metaphors, I have some people to save" Naruto said as he pulled his sword out of Yhwach's body

"Impressive boy" Yhwach said as he disappeared

(few minutes later)

"How'd this happen?" Naruto said looking at 2 hospital beds with the 2 matriarchs Yhwach mentioned "why not take your powers" he asked Ryuken

"I don't but thank you for saving my wife" Ryuken said as Isshin did the same, they were all at Naruto's hospital watching the women 'rest'

"They're both in comas I didn't do much of anything" Naruto said to them as he had to focus more on Masaki as she bleed a lot "how's the little guardian" he asked Isshin

"Good" Isshin said as that was a lie which they all knew as Ichigo definitely saw something

Ryuken and Isshin smiled slightly as they felt their wives grip their hands somewhat showing at least some sign of response

"Ryuken if I kill this guy will it help them" Naruto asked very much wanting to kill the father of all quincy

"Possibly, though the question remains, why was he unable to take away your powers?" Ryuken asked curiously

"Maybe I got too much as I refuse to believe that I'm actually that shit stains descendant." Naruto said not believing what Yhwach said for a minute "but I did swipe a few of these" he said holding up some quincy crosses

"Oh please no" Isshin said to him

"Yep I'll hold onto these if your kids need them" Naruto said as he could do it so he thought Ichigo could as well "also we know one of your daughters is spiritually aware " he said as Karin was spiritually aware that much he was certain

"Stay away from my daughters!" Isshin said to him

"Yeah I ain't touching your daughters" Naruto said as Masaki and Isshin were close friends and they were too annoying

Isshin cried anime tears 'He didn't even consider them' he thought sadly

"Eh quit your bitchin, how's Ichigo handling this?" Naruto asked him as they went and saw Ichigo and saw that Ichigo was missing a light in his eyes that all children possessed

"He looks okay to me." Isshin said before Naruto smacked him on the head

"Trust me fine is the last thing he is" Naruto said to him

"Well what are you gonna do? I don't think your charm can cheer him up this time" Isshin said as he knew Naruto was right as there was no fixing this at all

"Me nothing you're his father don't fuck it up or I will get Kukaku and let her manhandle you till you do" Naruto said to him

Isshin went pale after hearing that feeling like all the blood left his body "Alright fine" he said before Naruto grabbed him

"I mean it, if that kid complains to me or one of the others on our visits, me, you and Kukaku are going to exchange some words. Got it?" Naruto said knowing there would be zero words and more likely all of Isshin's blood being spilled

"Got it." Isshin squeaked out feeling very, very terrified

"Same applies to you jackass I hear you've been acting like a dick to your son." Naruto said to Ryuken who went pale and ran out "yeah you better run." he said to the man

(few days later)

"I love it" Hikifune said as she had a giant restaurant that Naruto got her and allowed her to make it however she wanted

"No problem, see it was a good idea to send me to all those casinos." Naruto said as he raided them of all they had

"I don't know what to say" Hikifune said as she was still amazed by it

"You've done so much for me, consider this a thank you for everything" Naruto said with his signature grin "Has everything you'd want" he said as he went all out

Hikifune began to tear up

"No, no, don't, don't awww" Naruto said as he held her as she began to cry happily

"I can't wait to get started, but what are we going to do for employees?" Hikifune asked curiously

"Don't worry I have everything covered, just like I do with the hospital." Naruto said with a smile "also I don't think we need that many cooks I've seen you cook ramen in under a minute"

"We could add a bar, a ice cream parlor for kids, a play area, and more" Hikifune said

"You can do whatever you want with it, it's yours." Naruto said

"We're going to make the best restaurant in the world!" Hikfune said as her eyes sparkled

'Ok better not bring her out of that' Naruto thought as Hikifune loved cooking as much as she liked science

"Come on let's get to work!" Hikifune said as she dragged him into the restaurant

'Whelp I did this to myself.' Naruto said knowing it was gonna be a long time till he left