"Splendid! Do you know how to… consummate the marriage?"
"I... have done some... research. I would rather not discuss this, Richard."
"Seriously, Darce? What you know comes from books?"
"Who are you to judge? You are not married yourself."
"Erm… I have heard others talk about it."
"You are such a gossip. Quite unbecoming of a colonel."
"It is an excellent skill to have. Being able to acquire important information is extremely valuable."
"Can we leave now?"
"Impatient, are we? Just remember, wait until your wife is ready… and your soldier is standing at attention… before you aim and fire."