All Rights go to the respected Companies of Valve and Blizzard. Thank you for making two awesome games that I have greatly enjoyed playing. My goal is 10k words a week so I will keep this fan-fiction regularly updated. Reviews and comments keep me further ado, please enjoy the following fan fiction.

The air was humid and hot as the sun rose over a deserted New Mexican road, a bird was chirping as it was eating seeds off of the ground, it was having a wonderful morning until it got hit by a van it's guts splattering across the fender of the vehicle.

"Hahaha and that is how you go 90 miles per hour with a beat up bread van into an unsuspecting stupid bird!" The driver laughed

"Scout, Heavy not like your crazy driving, move or you will be moved." Growled the humongous passenger about to pick up the smaller person and throw him out of the van.

Suddenly the telecom on the front of the dashboard began beeping, Heavy leaned forward making the whole van tilt and pressed on the button. The telecom came to life with an image of a heavily breathing Miss Pauling, her face covered in blood with herself standing over a pile of bodies next to a large tank of acid on what looked like a deserted corn field. Scouts face was suddenly covered by a massive hand as a ruff voice laughed.

"Hello Miss Pauling we killed everyone and stole the briefcase!"

Heavy reached underneath soldier and helped Scout steer considering that he was still gasping for air as his face was engulfed by soldier's hand. Heavy asked how Pauling was doing without taking his eyes off the road.

"Oh you know, it's the weekend so it body disposal day, congratulations by the way you left no witnesses… which means this is the… hold on" She reached into her purse and pulled out her note pad "Wow this is the first time in the many years of your employment that you have left no witnesses, the exception being spy who has consistently left no witnesses."

Soldier beamed and beat his chest as he screamed out a war cry releasing scout in the process. Heavy still didn't look at Miss Pauling but just said "everyone dead, not big surprise." And scout was about to give a big pride filled speech about his superhuman skills but Miss Pauling interrupted him with a smile.

"Scout, I know you did a great job but I you to focus, moments ago the Administrator called me." She looked concerned at this point. "It's pretty serious so I need you to come back to base; the rest of the team has arrived back at base and are waiting for you. Now listen to me carefully you didn't hear this from me but the Administrator is dying and needs all your help if you want the biggest paycheck of your lives. Engi knows more than me on this so he will debrief the rest for you. I'll try to get back to base as soon as I can once I'm done disposing of the evidence, talk to you later."

With that the telecom went lifeless. Scout beamed pridefully thinking about how big of a paycheck Miss Pauling was talking about. Heavy looked concerned as he folded his arms muttering to himself "heavy does not like to think, heavy just likes to shoot." While Soldier climbed up onto the roof of the van and screamed "America is called to serve and it will send its best soldier for the mission, formally me! The man honorably chosen by GOD to go into Nazi Germany and strangle all those pigs of evil to death!" He then cackled into the horizon. "Come on maggots back to the base!"

A few hours later the group took a swift turn off-road and onto the dirt as they came up to two pillars of rock a curtain that blended in with the rocks rose revealing a secret passage with three sentries guarding the entrance.

A few moments later they reached the garage of the base which was guarded by two mini sentries. The garage opened quickly and scout coughed "too fast." Inside the garage was sniper and spy who greeted them respectively. "Doc and Engi are working on a project together in the lab, Demo is grabbing more beer and said he'd be back soon through the teleporter, and Pyro went off while lighting a match." Lighting another cigarette Spy looked at Scout. "I don't like this, it's too complicated; this mission my very well test the utmost limitations of us and threaten our very sanity." Scout scratched his head "Yeah I know dat, even Miss Pauling seems worried about this." Heavy nodded in agreement. "Let's go to Doctor and Engineer."

With that the Five went to the lab where it looked like the two geniuses were working a sort of capsule, papers were scattered around the machine displaying graphs, bio test results. Machines and computers buzzed in the back round and tubes hooked up the capsule. Medic was dissecting the heart of a mega baboon with his back turned to the team. Meanwhile Engineer was moving around a large tank of liquid nitrogen in a rusty wheelbarrow. At this moment Demo burst in through the teleporter on a medical table. He was holding several six packs of beer, he swayed side to side and fell down off the table and onto his face clearly drunk. He looked up and yelled "Hey buddies it's yoouuuu….." He then fell asleep snoring.

Medic rushed over "Dummkopt! Don't go shpilling your vilthy liquid onto my papers" Heavy picked up Demo while Scout rushed over to the beer and put it in the fridge. Shaking his head Engi came over and lit a match, a few moments later Pyro jumped in through the door and danced up to flickering flame and grabbed it from the mechanics hand, holding the flame in memorization until it flickered out with a final puff of smoke. He looked sad at this point and glanced at Engi seeming to ask him for more matches. Engi shook his head and clapped his hands together.

"Now that ya'll hear we've got a very important mission" Exclaimed Engi. At this point Scout gowned "Yeah we know, just fill us in on the deets before our heads explode." He murmured. Medic got up from his desk and said. "vew been examining the Administrator. She is very old, so old she needs australium to keep herself sustained. The reason why we are here is we have found a way to create australium."

Scout burst "so what was the freaking reason why we were brought back to base?" Engi hit scout on the head with his fist "Dammit Scout have a little patience, the reason why ya'll called hear is because the Australium takes time to artificially make, come on with me and I'll show ya'll." The came into another room, it was the nucleus area that they fought so hard to capture. Engi outstretched his arms. "The whole reason for capin this point was to experiment on subatomic particles to try and artificially make australium. Me and Doc managed to do it but it will years to make. 95 years or so, we managed to make a few million atoms of Australium but that took weeks of intense pressure, heat, and doses of radiation, only enough to make dust particles of the stuff."

"So we have new problem." Heavy realized.

"Yes I'm afraid so my dear patient, zat was what we were trying to figure out, just a few more experiments and we will find a way to freeze you all. Zink of it like you're a big zandwitch, if its not cooled then it molds and goes bad quickly over time, we want to preserve you for 95 years in order for you to get the Australium, from that point we need to find out a way to come back to our time line, using some of the Australium we made and then making a time machine to come back to our time. Zat will take even more work, it may take years, but who knows, maybe ze new world we vake up in will already have time travel technology." Medic explained.

"With that said miss Pauling is back" Sniper said, while looking at the cameras showing Miss Pauling on her purple scooter with a body bag and shovel attached to the back seat. She got off of the bike and forgot to put down the kickstand and the bike fell over, the bag then ripped open and revealed a severed hand bleeding on the ground.

"Shit." She cursed and stuffed the hand pack in the body bag. She then straightened out her hair using a comb from her purse. She then walked briskly inside.

Everyone on the team went out to greet her. Scout opened the door. "Miss Pauling, what a pleasant surprise, you look ravishing!" Scout sarcastically proclaimed. Spy face palmed himself at the memory of his sons lousiness at flirting but Miss Pauling gave a small smile. "That was such a fun date, we had to fight for our lives against a giant mutant bread monster, I would never have thought of such a weird and fun thing to do on my only day off in the year, and…. The only date where I didn't kill my date from embarrassment."

She then snapped back to reality "Alright everyone, we have a meeting with the Administrator, too the briefing room." At that she took the lead and began briskly walking to briefing room. When they entered there was a giant television screen at a 20 degree angle tilted down facing parallel with 9 seats and a main desktop with a single button and microphone on it.

Miss Pauling pressed the button and the screen buzzed with static as it began warming up. She spoke into the microphone "This is Miss Pauling, password DeltaPlutoQ4Alpha7BetaEpselonXvw4H, do you read Madam Administrator?" Then everyone took their seats and the screen flickered on and then a dark figure was revealed on the television. "This is she, hello Miss Pauling." The dark figure said as she smoked a cigarette briefly highlighting her face. She was hooked up to a machine which contained several life preserving machines that were hooked up to a device on her wrist, in it was a small glowing vile that had liquid Australium pumping slowly into her veins, however the vile was nearly empty.

She coughed hoarsely and she then snuffed out the cigarette she held. "Your engineer formally known as Dell Conagher has already briefed you on the mission at hand. Within a few days I may or may not be dead, so I'll just say good luck on the most dangerous mission of your pitiful lives, bring me as much Australium as possible. This will be our last chit chat until your mission is complete. Good luck in your Cryo pods or whatever you call them. The nuclease by that time will have generated around 3 bricks of Australium, you will find a way to bring this back to me, and from then I will get new people to repeat the process while you swim in money, write down this date and come back a few hours from now so you don't run into yourselves if you manage to come back in time. Now good luck and don't let me down, Miss Pauling I leave the rest to you." With this she lit a new cigarette and the screen went black.

Miss Pauling turned to the rest, tying to hold in a small sliver of a tear. "Alright everyone, how many more days will it take for the cryo pods to be operational?" Medic pushed against his glasses and stated "Vithin about two days Engineer and I vill have made nine of the pod, testing shows good results. The date is October 9th 1977 2pm, we will then find a way to come back in time at 3pm at the most, although it's difficult I'm sure ve vill find a way. With that let's get back to the experiments and give the Australium to the Administrator."

Everyone jumped up and cheered each other on. Miss Pauling polished her glass "Before I forget, you have been given full control of the upgrade station from your time during the MannvsMachine wars." She smiled at this point and a garage opened up revealing the upgrade station. "I'll be back in two days, in the meantime I have some more paperwork to do."

2 Days Later

"Everybody ready?" Miss Pauling asked as she looked down a hallway containing 9 cryo pods. Everyone gave a thumbs up. "Miss Pauling?" Scout asked looking out of his pod. "Can I have a good old peck on the cheek before I get chilled?" Miss Pauling at this point smiled "Make it back alive." With that she pulled a lever and the capsules closed, a mixture of liquid nitrogen and gases went in. She then sighed "good luck you guys" She then set the timer on each to open on May 24, 95 years from now.

With that she walked out and turned off the lights only showing the cold blue luminesce of 9 capsules in the dark room.

Hope you enjoyed the introduction chapter. I even included some easter eggs like how the dates mentioned are the release dates of the games Tf2 and Overwatch . I promise that the next chapter will be much longer and have allot more content. The Overall plot is going to have some twists and game theories. In the story I will also have some time dedicated for Tracer and Scout romance (I know she's a lesbian but in this story she is bisexual) keep note that this will not be a majority of the story. The next chapter will be on 5/15/17 or sooner and should be 10,000 words long.