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'Thoughts'

"Speaking"

"Spell Cards"

*Actions*

"YELLING"

-Time-

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-Heaven-

"What do you mean, weird business at Genbu Ravine? Is there an outsider asking for tons of swords or something?" Tenshi Hinanawi asked to a fellow celestial who is friends with her.

"Yes. Yes, that is what is happening," Momoi said.

The girl she was talking to is wearing a white button-up blouse with a red bow at the collar; a blue dress with a light blue bow on the back and brown lace-up boots. The apron she carries on her dress has a cloud pattern on her skirt. She also wears a white bonnet with a pink ribbon, pink hair, and clear pink glasses. This is Momoi, a fellow celestial like Tenshi.

"WHAT?! I EXPECTED BETTER OF OUR INSTANCE OF THE GAP HAG!" Tenshi shouted in a pissed-off tone.

"Yep and that's happening…" Momoi said sweating a little from the killing intent from Tenshi.

"That's it. I'm gonna go tell the Dragon God to murder that traitor!" Tenshi said.

"Woah Woah, don't be so hasty Tenshi. We need to make sure if it really is her," Momoi said as she tried to calm down her fellow celestial.

"Right. Might as well start investigating. This could be the start of an Incident. I wonder what's gonna be these human Incident Solvers' look when they find out *I* solved it before *THEY* could…" Tenshi wondered smugly.

"Are you sure you want to do this alone?" Momoi said.

"You're right. I might need some assistance," Tenshi said.

"Then-"

"So I'm gonna go get Shion and Shinmyoumaru," Tenshi said.

Momoi looked downs.

'My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined,' Momoi thought with negative thoughts. "Oh...well I was hoping to come along…"

Tenshi didn't hear what Momoi had said as she left.

"Oh well. Might as well go look at how the oni situation is going…" Momoi said as she too left.

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-Meanwhile-

Shion Yorigami was wondering where her sister was at.

"Jo'on, where are you?" Shion asked as she was worried about what her younger sister was up to.

Tenshi then arrived, and said: "Hey, Shion! I need your help with something."

"Oh really? I would like to help you Tenshi…" Shion said as she hugged her best friend.

"Maybe I'll find my sister on the way," Shion said.

"If you're with me, we WILL find your sister!" Tenshi said.

They then flew off.

"Next stop: The Upside Down Castle!" Tenshi said.

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-30 minutes later, Shining Needle Castle-

Tenshi and Shion arrived at the upside-down castle where Sukuna is at. They were in the castle keep of the inverted castle.

"Shimmy! Are you here?" Tenshi called out.

Shinmyoumaru Sukuna shouts "Of course I am, Tenshi!" as she glomps the celestial affectionately. Her small body, which was in her black bowl as a vehicle of sorts, pressed up against the bigger girl's body.

"We're gonna go solve an Incident! Wanna join?" Tenshi asked.

"Of course! I always wanted to solve an Incident!" Sukuna said.

"I do love to see Shimmy here with us...she looks so cute!" Shion said.

She hugs her. Sukuna was smiling.

"Now we need to go investigate the situation at Genbu Ravine," Tenshi said.

They went to Genbu Ravine while Shion was still hugging Shimmy. With Tenshi stopping with the hugging to be careful not to crush her.

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-35 minutes later, Genbu Ravine-

The trio was at the Genbu Ravine.

They were beginning to be attacked by fairies. But Tenshi was able to easily dispatch them by firing a successive laser-like stream of spirit from a keystone that she summoned. A sunflower fairy was about to attack but was then smashed in the face by Tenshi throwing a keystone at the girl.

Tenshi, Sukuna, and Shion realized that the fairies all seemed to be pissed off. They all realized they saw boxes around them.

"WHY CAN'T I GET A FUNCTIONAL PENCIL?!" One fairy was yelling as she tried to shoot at Shion before choking on her own saliva in a stroke of misfortune.

"GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO THAT I CAN BUY LOOT BOXES UNTIL I GET MY HISOUTENSOKU MODE-" Another shouted while attacking Tenshi who was quick to smash her with a keystone.

"WHY CAN'T THE KAPPAS GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK?!" Another asked loudly as she was attacking Sukuna who was quick to stab her in the heart.

"Hm...the kappas seem to be selling all sorts of things," Tenshi said.

The celestial went to have a closer look at the content of the so-called loot boxes.

"Wait a minute. This is worthless. It doesn't even work properly," Tenshi said.

"Something feels, off about it. Feels...me…" Shion said as she was curious.

"I wonder why…" Sukuna wondered.

"I gotta ask the two in charge about that," Tenshi said.

They then saw a Yamawaro and Nitori Kawashiro in the distance.

The Yamawaro wears green camo clothing with brown boots and has green wavy hair. She has many pockets along her upper arm and the hem of her dress. A large brown box is strapped onto her back using rope held together by a key in the front. This is Takane Yamashiro, the (un)official leader of the Yamawaros.

Nitori and Takane were talking about stuff about the economy and their business.

"We really did a lot of profits, didn't we?" Takane asked as she was counting the yens in the palm of her hand.

"Yes we did," Nitori said.

"Guess this partnership is paying off, it seems," Takane said.

The trio of incident solvers started to approach them.

"Yep. And I heard the looting-I mean loot box venture is doing good," Nitori said.

"It's almost gambling, to be honest. Maybe we should sell some at Sannyo's place as well?" Takane said.

"We should," Nitori said.

"Hey!" Tenshi shouted.

Nitori and Takane noticed the trio of Incident Solvers.

"Why do so many of the stands feel like me?" Shion said.

"Who knows. Why are you three here?" Nitori said.

"I heard many strange rumors about weird buying habits the humans have developed, lately. Like one guy who went here constantly wanting to buy swords," Tenshi said.

"Same! Can you please tell us about that please?" Sukuna asked.

"Sorry, but that is strictly confidential!" Nitori said with a serious look.

"Yamawaro and kappa state secret!" Takane said.

"You do know who I am right?" Tenshi asked.

"You're the celestial who destroyed the Hakurei Miko's Shrine right? You're just a stone in the road and an empty-headed fool!" Nitori said.

"You think you stand a chance against me?" Tenshi asked.

"I beat you with Kokoro before, don't you remember?" Nitori said with a confident look.

"I wasn't used to Perfect Possession at the time. But this isn't a Perfect Possession battle, am I right?" Tenshi said.

"This may not be the same," Takane said.

"But where the rivers and the mountains meet," Nitori said.

"Anything is possible!" Nitori & Takane shouted.

BGM: Touhou 15.5 - The Ravine Kappa's Technological Prowess (Genbu Ravine)

"Optics: Hydro Camouflage!" Nitori said as she turned on her optic camouflage and began to fire water danamaku and circles.

"Forest Sign: Innermost Forest Region!" Takane said as she began to fire green leave bullets that crisscrossed towards Sukuna, Tenshi, and Shion. They dodged the attacks which were coming towards them, and retaliated by firing their own danmaku back at the Yamawaro and Kappa duo.

"Keystone: Kaname Funnel!" Tenshi shouted as she summoned key stones that locked on Takane and began to fire lasers at the Yamawaro. She was hit by them but she used a shield that at first protected her but it broke after Tenshi decided to go and crack it by summoning two big keystones in an attempt to crush the girl.

Shion and Sukuna were dealing with Nitori who was now invisible due to her camouflage technology.

"Small Bullet: Inchling's Path!" Sukuna said as she began to fire white bullets and small yellow bullets at the openings in the circles of white bullets. Nitori was hit by some of the attacks but her shield which was generated from her tech protected her, though it did break eventually.

"Rotten Misfortune!" Shion said as she shot out a cursed sign seal that stuck to Nitori. This caused her to suffer of bad luck that caused her to be hit by the next attack.

"Poor Sign: Mischance Scatter!" Shion said as she began to fire purple curse signs in five different directions. Nitori was hit by the attack of the Poverty God.

"Yeah get 'em, Shion!" Sukuna shouted.

"Leaf Skill: Green Spiral!" Takane yelled out as she began to fire three swirling green leaf bullets in a trail while firing out green orbs at Tenshi.

"Sword Skill: Sword of Ebullience!" Tenshi said as she began to do a lot of dicing and slicing on Takane after she got close enough. The Yamawaro was sent flying into the wall of the Genbu Ravine and for extra measure, the celestial fired lasers from three keystones, which defeated Takane.

"Inchling: One-Inch Samurai with a Half-Inch Soul!" Sukuna said as she shrunk to a small version of herself and flew to Nitori who was busy dodging the danmaku fired by Shion. After getting close to the kappa she began to hit her several times with her Miracle Mallet to hit the girl multiple times all while Nitori was being bombarded by Shion's danmaku. Knocking her into a nearby stall, defeating her.

BGM END.

Both Takane and Nitori were floating over the water of the Genbu Ravine.

"I told you it would have been different," Tenshi said.

"Guess Celestials really are as powerful as everyone says they are…" Nitori said.

"Hm, what's this?" Shion said curiously. She noticed something under the pile of loot boxes that fell over during the fight.

"*gasp* is that my clothing?" Shion said as she saw a scrap of her clothing.

"Huh?" Tenshi said.

"What do you mean Shion?" Sukuna asked.

"Did someone tear your clothes to shred and put the shreds here?" Tenshi asked as she was starting to get angry.

"No. They always fall apart on their own," Shion said sadly.

"Then it means someone took those. It means we are on the right track," Tenshi said.

"Wait! I wasn't told about that!" Nitori yelled out.

"Say, do your clothes keep some of your misfortune?" Takane asked.

"Yes," Shion said which made Takane go pale.

"Then there is no way anyone would get what they want!" Takane shouted in horror.

"There was something off about that! I should've known that was the case!" Nitori said.

"That conniving little fox never told us about that!" Takane yelled.

"Ran did this? So it IS Yukari's fault!" Tenshi said in anger.

"Actually, I think they mean Tsukasa," Shion said.

"Oh right...well we have to go to the next location for ourselves to find out…" Tenshi said.

"You can find her up the mountain, she "supposedly" works for a Great Tengu, but I'm pretty sure she is plotting behind her back," Takane said.

"That sounds like a plan…" Shion said

"Then let's go up the mountain," Tenshi said.

"Right! Let's go!" Shimmy shouted.

And so they left.

"You know what? I'm not working with that fox ever again!" Nitori said.

"You're right. Now let us never speak about that again!" Takane replied.

A/n: And yeah an incident with Tenshi as the incident resolver. I bet you weren't expecting that. And she's accompanied by Shion and Sukuna of all people. There's also the fact that yes, there will be Touhou characters from Touhou 18 showing up as well, such as Takane as you can clearly see here.