"This pizza is amazing! Where is it from?" Pyrrha asked, enjoying a slice as they relaxed, alone in their dorm.

"Mapgititos. Went there once with Ren. Glad you like it."

The pizza was tasty enough that neither of them talked for several minutes, eating in silence and enjoying each other's company. Jaune absentmindedly picked up his scroll and started tapping through his feed.

His hand lost all function as he dropped the pizza and his scroll. Jaune was frozen, slack jawed.

"Jaune? Jaune?!"

Pyrrha moved quickly, wanting to shake him out of his stupor, but because she was unsure of its origin she didn't know if that would just make it worse.

Making up her mind, she gently shook his shoulder with a shaky hand. His eyes were glazed over.

"I… I…" Jaune repeated, aimlessly.

"I what?"

"I can't believe it." He finally managed to get out.

Pyrrha pressed her hands against her mouth as tears rolled down Jaune's face.

"I… I don't know what to do anymore."

Jaune wasn't even bothering to clear the tears as he hung his head, sadness dripping onto his shirt.

Composing herself and clearing her throat, Pyrrha sat next to him on his bed, fiddling with the hems of her pajama pants. "What happened?"

"I trusted someone, and admired them, a-and I just- I can't believe they would do something like that. I looked up to him." Jaune sniffled.

"It's okay, Jaune. Just breathe."

Pyrrha glanced at the open news tab on his scroll, picking it up. The headline read:

JOHN CENA FOUND GUILTY OF FORCING ORPHANS TO CAT JUGGLE

"All those kittens!" Jaune said, grabbing Pyrrha's shoulders too harshly. "They were innocent! And the orphans…" He sniffed, devolving into sobs as his hands fell limp.

Pyrrha was lost. She could console him, or she could let him cry himself out in peace. But which was better?

She thought about what Jaune had gone through recently. How he had thrown away his scroll, how much more jaded he had become.

Jaune's sob choked midway through when he felt warmth envelop him. He felt safe, protected from the world.

"I don't know what he did, but he's a celebrity. They're people too. It's always more complicated than it looks. And it's painful to see someone you look up to disappoint you, but it's unavoidable."

"He was the one guy, Pyrrha! The one celebrity I thought was okay!"

"He's a guy that made a mistake. Or… I think so. The headline was a little strange. I-I don't want to belittle your pain, I… I don't know what to say."

"No, you're right. I'll think on it. Thanks, Pyrrha."

"Any time."

They hugged each other, Pyrrha's cat ears flicking with happiness.

Now that Jaune was calm, he was forced to reflect on the last few minutes of his life, and a massive mistake. He stared at it, feeling the call of the void.

"Jaune, please don't eat the piece of pizza on the floor."

"I won't! I wasn't planning on it. I was just reflecting."

A realization crept over Jaune. It wasn't a lightbulb style epiphany, it was more the style of a vine. Slowly crawling over his mind until it matured into an answer.

"I'm joining the breeding program."

Pyrrha looked at him, confused. "I'm happy that you are, but you already told me you were. You know? On the roof?"

"I… I did?"

Pyrrha nodded.

"I had this whole metaphor lined up with the pizza. How society was on the ground and… never mind."

"I'll hear it if you want. I'm sure it was wonderful."

"No, I'm good." Jaune sighed. He picked up another piece of pizza and chewed on it, not really tasting the masterfully made crust and handcrafted sauce.

Jaune threw on his coat, finishing the piece as he got his shoes on.

"Want to go on a walk?"

"Sure."

Pyrrha didn't question why they were going on a walk, or why they were ditching the pizza. But she agreed nonetheless.

Half an hour later, they were in Vale, strolling by the water in the moonlight. It was a beautiful scene, one that Jaune had enjoyed on more than one sleepless night. Though this was the first time that he had shared it with another.

"The breeding program… it's not going to fix anything." He said, staring at the slowly rolling water.

Pyrrha was silent. Only because she wanted to hear the entirety of what he had to say.

"So while I'm doing it, I want to help the white fang peacefully. Not just, you know, breed people."

Pyrrha raised an eyebrow. "You weren't already going to do that?"

"Well, to be honest it just never occurred to me. But I feel a lot better about it now. Originally I was um… only doing it because you were in it."

"Oh. Oh." Pyrrha blushed.

"I mean it. I'm also not really sure how dating is supposed to work right now? But um… do you want to go out with me? Assuming that you're okay with me um… sleeping with lots of other women."

"I do."

"Oh. Nice."

Pyrrha's emotions burst, half laughing, half crying. "I've been waiting for three years, and that's-"

Jaune's lips on her own stopped her, the moonlight their only spectator.

"I'm sorry. I should have prepared more." Jaune said quietly.

"...no, it was fine. I was simply overwhelmed. I should be the one apologizing."

Jaune nodded.

"As long as… I'm your main bitch."

Jaune's eyes grew wide as he looked at Pyrrha. "Um… alright."

"Is that not-"

"No, I just wasn't expecting you to say it like that."

It was Pyrrha's turn to shut him up as she pressed her lips to his. And for a few moments frozen forever in time, they were together.

"I'll join the breeding program, but only as long as I get to help the White Fang achieve equality peacefully."

Sienna smiled at that, crossing her legs as she sat atop a wooden box. The air was musky, but not overly displeasing in the large warehouse.

"Then there's only one thing left to do." Sienna said, licking her lips.

Jaune had become so desensitized to women doing that he hardly noticed it.

"What?"

"I'll have to test you, to ensure that you'll be a good 'bull'."

Sienna jumped down, gently grabbing his chin and moving his head this way and that in her hands.

"Attractive face…"

Her hands slid underneath his shirt without warning, pulling it upwards. His pants and underwear followed not long after.

"Nice cock…"

Jaune had to use all his willpower to suppress a, 'Thanks bro'.

Sienna's soft hands pulled at his dick, pumping it up. It didn't take long for him to be at full mast. Pre dripped from his tip onto her outstretched tongue as she ran her hands up and down his length.

Jaune moaned when she took him into his mouth, her soft lips doing a number on his orgasm. Even with his experience and numbing to sex, it was difficult for him to hold on as she stared him in the eye.

It came sooner than he expected, exploding into Sienna's mouth as he gripped her head. He could hear her gulping his cum down, watch her throat bob up and down.

She pulled her mouth away, leaving his cock clean.

"And sufficient volume. Now, for the finale."

With the speed of a tiger, she threw off her pants and was grinding her pussy against Jaune's length, his back against the wall. They locked lips, their tongues intertwining as Sienna maneuvered her pussy onto him.

Jaune came almost instantly, filling her womb. Sienna moaned into his mouth, clearly pleased with his sperm count.

So pleased that she pushed him down, not letting him out as she continued to pump her hips on his dick, her hips slamming down on his.

"Mmm~ tasty. And now for the main course."

Just when Jaune was about to ask what she meant, her mouth latched onto his shoulder. Jaune assumed it was a kink, as Blake had done something similar to him when she felt less submissive.

Sienna rode him harder, the sound of her hips slapping onto his filling the warehouse. He could feel her cum around his cock, her walls begging for more of his seed.

Her teeth clamped down, tearing off a chunk of flesh from his shoulder.

"S-sienna?!" Jaune asked, trying to push her off and failing. His shoulder felt numb, and he could hear her chewing on his flesh and muscle.

She went down for another bite, and he could feel her teeth reach bone.

Gathering his aura Jaune launched a punch at her that was swiftly disarmed and redirected into the concrete. He was no match for her, even with Krav Maga.

I'm actually going to die like this. I'm going to be eaten alive by a catgirl.

Jaune didn't give up, continually throwing punches with his good arm as she feasted on his shoulder and effortlessly parried any recourse.

"The shoulder is an excellent starter, but the groin is where the real meat is. Male dark meat is a delicacy on Menagerie."

Stars flew over Jaune's head, filling his vision after Sienna slammed his head into the concrete. Everything turned double, his arms weak as he tried to continue his onslaught with the one arm that did work. His other felt numb and useless.

What he did feel was Sienna's tongue and hands around his cock, intentionally being harsh with her teeth on his member. He was powerless to stop her as she drew blood around the base of his dick. And soon, he would be dead, eaten by a cannibal catgirl.

But at the edge of his vision he swore he could hear sirens. Sienna was too focused, her eyes wild as she toyed with him, but it gave him hope.

"Why, Sienna?" Jaune asked, his head pounding and his shoulder throbbing with pain.

Sienna licked her lips.

"Because I wanted to eat you the moment I saw you. But there was never a moment where you were alone. Always some bitch with you, waiting to be bred. Even at the school, that bastard of a headmaster was always watching."

"There's no breeding program."

Sienna smiled wide, revealing her bloodied teeth. "You're not as dense as they say. There's no breeding program. They were all stupid enough to believe me. 'Outbreed the humans', as if! There was never going to be any equality, no matter what they did."

"But the drug…"

"Oh the drug is real. You humans just blindly accepted it. They thought being a faunus would be all sex and fluff. Soon, they'll know what it's like to feast on flesh, and equality will be reached. One more dose, and they'll be unable to think of anything else but digging into a man. Now do I eat the balls, or the shaft first?" Sienna mused, playing with Jaune's member.

I have to remember my training! I can't die here!

Jaune's shaking hand reached out, and firmly grasped Sienna's ear.

"What are you doing?" She asked with a scoff. "Do you really think such- mmh~"

Sienna's eyes rolled back as Jaune gave her the ear rubbing of a lifetime. Months of practice, hours a day, had put his hands into a legendary status unattainable by other humans. He could make Yang cum just from touching her tail, in public, in under 15 seconds.

Sienna's mouth was agape as she turned into mush under his hands.

"D-don't stop!" She ordered.

Jaune's face contorted as he got up, keeping her head in his hand as he continued to break her mind. Jaune was the one lording over her now. His massive reservoir of aura once again came to his rescue, his shoulder completely healed as he dual wielded Sienna's fluffy ears.

The woman was a moaning mess of mewls and drool as he drove further off the edge, now that he had both hands at his disposal.

"S-stop! Wait, don't stop! T-this can't be happening!"

Jaune turned her, propping up her knees.

The first smack resounded across the warehouse, Sienna squirting onto the floor as Jaune smacked her ass. A dozen smacks turned her into a mewling mess, with an ass covered in Jaune's red handprints.

She was no longer coherent as Jaune slid his length into her, mounting her doggy style as he kept a hand on her ears at all times, lest she regain control. His hips slammed into her like an animal without regard for her pleasure, her face mashed into the ground.

He came directly into her womb, impregnating her there and then with a wave of cum that filled her. Her legs shook as his dick continued to overflow her pussy.

Jaune pulled out, semen dripping from her pussy as she flopped flat on the ground, her legs having lost all energy.

He took a moment to compose himself, panting, wiping the sweat off his forehead with one hand and checking his arm with the other.

Within an instant, clawed hands were on his balls.

"Never toy with your prey." Sienna smiled, blood still visible in her teeth.

Jaune's hands were too slow. They wouldn't reach her head in time. He was going to be 'ball-less Jaune' from that day on, maybe 'cyclops Jaune' if he was lucky. There was nothing he could do. He'd let his guard down and paid for it. He accepted this, and closed his eyes.

On an unrelated note, the sound of a broom handle hitting someone's head is both distinct and not at all what you might think. It's not a sharp noise and nothing like the movies. It's more of a dull thud, like if you were to slap a particularly hard melon with a large and unwieldy stick.

That was the sound Jaune heard just then, his balls released from their iron grip. He opened his eyes to see Sienna lying on the ground, dazed. There was a blur as another thwack went to her head, now unconscious and breathing slowly in a puddle of Jaune's cum and blood.

"Feckin' kids. Messes… gotta track 'em down. Feckin'..." The janitor mumbled, lifting Sienna into a christmas light covered trashcan. He didn't so much as acknowledge Jaune besides tossing him a mop and a bucket before wheeling away, his makeshift siren (which was just him going 'weewoo') turned on as he wheeled Sienna away.

The janitor stopped midstep, turning around to face Jaune. He tipped his dark colored cap, before speeding away on his trashcan, as if to indicate that this was a favor for a favor. As long as Jaune cleaned up his own messes, he could always rely on the janitor for help.

Jaune had no idea what just happened, but he was glad that he was once again, only pantless Jaune, and had no other extremely apt descriptor for his nethers.

He dutifully cleaned the mess, thinking about his place in the world and the fact that he had somehow, inadvertently, been right. Which by extension made his sister right.

After the cum and blood was mopped up, he dialed Paprika using Sienna's scroll that had been left by the wayside (as had all of her clothes). There was one, two, three rings.

"If this is another telemarketer, I'm going to slit your throat and shove it up your ass."

"Hey Rika. How are you?"

There was a sniffle over the line. "They grow up so fast. I'm proud of your willingness to listen to your deal ol' sister's advice to make you a normal human. What's up, bro?"

"You were right."

There was static on the scroll for a brief while. "About what? I'm right about lots of things."

"There was a cannibal cat girl that tried to eat me just now."

Jaune had to pull away the phone from his ear from how loud the laughter was.

"Holy shit, that's great. How was your first time?"

"I'm serious."

"...oh. Are you okay?"

"Yeah. I just wanted to tell you since if… if you hadn't told me that lie, I think I would've died today."

"Jeez, bro. It wasn't a lie." Paprika laughed. "I'm always right! I am a GOD! Need to tell me anything else? Maybe boost my ego?"

Jaune thought for a moment. "You'll be getting a lot of nieces or nephews soon."

"Wait, what-"

He cut off the scroll call. He ditched the ringing device, letting it vibrate uselessly on the floor as he walked back to Beacon.

"So there's no breeding program." Blake said flatly, crossing her arms.

"That bitch!" Yang said, her ears flat against her head.

"So what?" Neon asked, tail flicking. "Like, why not just make our own?"

"I wouldn't be opposed to that." Pyrrha said slyly.

"Then it's settled! Anyone in opposition?" Yang asked the group.

Jaune pointedly did not raise his hand when the four women raised their hands.

"A unanimous vote, great!"

"Are any of you pregnant?"

There is no physical way for Jaune to have asked that with a straight face, let alone without blushing or an awkward laugh only a month ago.

Suddenly, nobody was looking directly at Jaune and were examining some extremely interesting pieces of the room.

"Well, that doesn't matter, does it?" Pyrrha coughed.

"If it's a breeding program, yeah, it does. Even if it wasn't, I need to start planning money for the kids."

"Actually, that's not an issue." Blake said. "Ozpin said you should be rewarded for putting away a genocidal maniac, and my mom is willing to support us on the basis that it's good for faunus-human relations, as long as we're willing to do PR and um… she can have sex with you." Blake blushed.

"Oh. That was easy. And what is our relationship? Are we just friends with benefits legally or..."

"...Ozpin also said polygamy is legal in Vale with permission, and that you have it. And all of us are fine with that." Blake coughed nervously.

Jaune raised an eyebrow. Apparently she had had quite the extensive discussion with Ozpin.

"We're all yours, lover boy." Yang smirked.

"Like, I'm not. Your dick is great and all but I'm a free spirit." Neon said, uncomfortably.

"Way to ruin the mood, Neon." Yang said, clapping her back.

"I need to make a call."

Jaune left the room, borrowing Pyrrha's scroll.

There was only one ring before Paprika picked up.

"You've got some explaining to do, bro."

"How did you know it was me?!"

"...let's just say I confused at least twenty telemarketers and leave it at that. So. Deets. I distinctly remember being promised raunchy pics. I thought you were a virgin, but uh… I don't think that can be the case."

"Yeah." Jaune sighed.

"Well? How many kids am I going to be able to be the best aunt to?"

"At least 4."

Jaune pulled his ear away from the scroll preemptively.

"AT LEAST 4?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR WOMAN?! HOW MANY WOMBS DOES SHE HAVE?!"

"It's um… it's not one woman."

"Oh. My. God. Jaune, you better not have cheated!"

"It's complicated, but no. I don't know if we'll have a public marriage. I'll keep you updated."

"I just- I have to know. How many, Jaune? Just how many times have you had unprotected sex?"

"I lost count." Jaune said truthfully.

"WHAT?! That must be, a-at least…. 4?"

Jaune facepalmed. "Very funny, Rika."

"But seriously, what did you do to get so much puss? Money? Fame? Blackmail?"

"Right person at the right time. One thing led to another and boom, four kids. Maybe six."

"SIX?! What in the ever living shit have you been doing?! Did you only have sex all day?"

"Yeah, basically."

"And I bet they're all catgirls too, aren't they?"

"...yeah?"

Paprika sighed. "This is going to take a while for me to digest. If you need anything, you know how to reach me bro. Peace."

The call ended, leaving Jaune with a strange sense of peace as he looked out over the Emerald Forest with a smile. He enjoyed the moment, feeling the wind in his hair.

It was only then that he noticed the janitor taking a smoke break next to him. He took a long drag before letting off a rather impressive cloud into the air.

Jaune bowed to the custodian, and although that didn't cause the janitor to pause his smoke, it did cause him to smirk. Pushing away from the wall, he clapped Jaune's shoulder with a hand, disappearing into thin air as if he had never really been there.

The door opened, and out came Ozpin.

"Ah, Mr. Arc. Just the man I was looking for."

"Uh… headmaster? Does Beacon have a janitor?"

"No, Glynda covers that particular duty, as do a few students. Why do you ask?"

"But- there- I-"

Jaune pointed to where the janitor had disappeared. He could still smell the smoke.

"Is everything alright, Mr. Arc? We can have this discussion at another time if you like."

"I… is there a job position open for janitors?"

Ozpin blinked. "If that is a request, I can see it fulfilled. But no, it is not currently a position at Beacon. Again, why?"

"I need a job. I've got four kids on the way."

Ozpin did some mental math. "Strange, it should be at least five- ahem. But I thought I made it clear to Ms. Belladonna that money would not be an issue for you?"

"I couldn't stand sitting around like that. Besides, it just feels… right."

"I understand. Consider the position yours in a few weeks after the paperwork is sorted out. Now, back to why I originally sought you out. Have you ever heard of… wolf girls?"

A/N: And on that bombshell, RWBY catgirls smut is now done. Or at least I'm calling it done, I dunno. I actually have some other ideas I want to work on and wanted to at least give this a sendoff instead of leaving it in unfinished hell before calling it quits. This was not the best, but I hope it was satisfying on at least some level. It wasn't quite Post Pizza Pyrrha Piercing level, but I'm getting tired of the concept and think that another sex scene featuring Pyrrha would have been too repetitive and not very good. It's part of the reason I put it off so long, to be honest.

Onto other things, if I'm happy with the initial product, my next fic will be something like slow burn Jaune x Weiss/Winter. I also plan to do Neo some time but at this point I think it's funnier that my second favorite girl has yet to be featured in anything other than something I did 5 years ago.

Also, I officially do commissions and they're open now, by the way. I'm pretty pricey compared to the average, but check it out on my profile if you want.

Now for the final set of reviews:

ThornlessTax: Not quite a janitor chapter, but featured quite a bit.

Cadmus8: Ask and you shall receive… sometimes.

Titoneitor2.0: I know this chapter wasn't as good as the last one but I hope it's at least okay :)

Guest: I don't know why you hate Pyrrha so much :(

Justsaiyan: Didn't come about unfortunately, just felt too forced.

Guest: See Cadmus8 response lol

Guest: Partial janitor chapter. I don't think he's interesting enough to do a fullblown chapter, I just thought it would be a funny option

TheLastYukumi: Glad you liked it

Crusada de Lata: I'm doing fine! Hope this ending sufficed.

Hobo54333: Uh… neither of them are catgirls? One of them is just flatout a different faunus.

P.S. Sorry about the lack of Pyrrha pizza sex, again :(. I'll try and make the next thing I make better.