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Thinking (or flashbacks, etc.)

Emphasis

Biju, etc. speaking

Biju, etc. thinking

A/N: Just want to warn y'all: there's a lemon in the second section of this chapter. It's probably crappily written, as writing about that stuff is a little embarrassing. If you don't want to read it, just skip down to the third section and you'll be fine.

Hinata had to admit it: she had been avoiding her old friend.

She had realized long ago that her first love wasn't interested in her romantically - and oh, how that had hurt. But she had gotten over it and moved on! Kiba-kun didn't seem to fully believe that, however, and that was causing a few problems in their relationship. Her father had long ago told her how poisonous jealousy could be, and she believed it. Neji-nii-san had been so jealous of the main branch and the preferential treatment he believed she received when she was young for so many years, and she was joyous that they now had a wonderful sibling relationship.

She also remembered being jealous of Sakura for years, and then even the Uchiha when she became convinced that Naruto was gay. That feeling was awful and could have been destructive.

Gosh, it all made so much sense now that she had an idea of what the friend she admired so much had been going through! Trapped in the body of the opposite sex? She couldn't imagine how difficult that would be! And after Naruto's little media tour more and more people were coming out to say that they felt the same way that she had, even though their genders hadn't been sealed away. Sakura had recently told her that Naruto was so moved by their stories, that she wanted to provide an improved seal that would allow people to live in the bodies that they better identified with to the masses.

Naruto was truly inspirational, whether a man or a woman. She missed her friend.

"Hinata-chan you gotta help me! Crazy baa-chan wants me to go to a snooty event! I don't know what to do. Please please please, Hina-chan? Will you help me figure out what to wear, and uh… how to act?!"

"I think you'll be the best clan head that Konoha's ever seen, Hinata! You have so much compassion and strength: you're gonna change your clan for the better and go down in history. Believe it!"

"They want me to kill The Bastard, Hina… I - I just… There's no way I can do it, 'ttebayo. After the war and everything, we all thought Teme would be okay, that he'd find his way back to us..." Hinata remembered hugging Naruto and being so worried about him that day. He seemed so fragile for such an incredibly strong person.

And there were no romantic feelings within her that day, she realized now. Sure, it hadn't been that long ago that she realized that she was - finally - no longer in love with Uzumaki Naruto, but…

"Kiba-kun," Hinata waited for Kiba to finish writing his report as he rudely held up his finger as a gesture to make her wait.

I must have a "kink" for rude men! I suppose that's not surprising, considering the clan I grew up in. For some odd reason, it made her break out in giggles. Everyone's changed so much!

"What's so funny, beautiful?" Kiba asked his girlfriend with a growing smile on his face. He loved the way Hinata blushed at his compliment and loved, even more, the big smile she gave him as she looked him directly in the eye. She's grown so much. He was incredibly proud of her.

"Hmm. I wonder," she said flirtatiously. Kiba almost ran to her on all fours, making her laugh, as he tackled her in a hug and kissed up her neck. "Wait! Stop you, silly man!" She ignored his complaints at that and waited for him to get comfortable on the chaise beside her. "I want to get together with Naruto."

"Yeah. I get it," Kiba said as he tried to reply to her with a smile - and without sounding sour. "I mean, hey! I've only seen her in the Tower with Hokage-sama…"

"Hmm... What do you think about that? Do you think they're together?" Hinata asked.

"Would it bother you if they were?" Kiba asked, almost wishing he hadn't.

"I know that Kakashi-sama is a good and noble man," Hinata began as she nervously poked her fingers together. Kiba grabbed them and offered her an encouraging, if somewhat hesitant, smile. "But he's so much older than her - and Naruto is so innocent!"

"You're worried about Hokage-sama being a pervert," Kiba said knowingly. He let out a deep sigh noisily and leaned back against his girlfriend. "Naruto - well, as a guy - was a pervert, too. I mean he had to be, with those various sexy jutsus plus traveling around with Jiraiya-sama, of all people, as he did! Anyway, I'm pretty sure they're together, Hina." They sat in silence as Hinata rubbed his shoulders before Kiba broke out in laughter. "Can you imagine? Kakashi-sensei and Naruto?!"

"Actually, I can," Hinata admitted to herself. It was pretty easy to imagine them together, whether Naruto was male or female. She wrinkled her nose as she imagined that Kakashi might want the pretty woman that she had seen on TV doing interviews about her book to use that "Reverse-Sexy-Jutsu" or Kami-forbid one of Naruto's "Harem Jutsus" to satisfy him. "Hmph. I need to have a serious talk with both of them!"

"Well, don't forget that he's the Hokage and our boss now, hime."

"And I'm the Hyuuga Clan Head! I need to ensure that he's not using Naruto-chan for some kind of," she began while once again poking her fingers together, as she thought of a way to say "it."

"That they've come up with a jutsu - or just a lifestyle - that includes the '24/7 Pervy Orgy?'"

"Kiba-kun! Shame on you!" Yes, that's almost exactly what I'm worried about, Hinata thought. "For goodness' sake, if they are together, don't you dare give them that jutsu name or idea!"

Naru laid in her lover's arms and traced his jaw, making him smile in his sleep.

Kakashi was so handsome, so ethereal-looking in the moonlight that was coming through their bedroom window. The tiny, almost invisible freckles that dotted the top of his cheeks were so cute, and Naru thought that they might be the only "flaw" anyone could possibly find on the man.

Sure, he had scars littered all over his body, but even they were beautiful: all silver and... ugh! It just wasn't fair! The scar over his Sharingan was even sexy and just made him more appealing. And the one under his chin made the line of his jaw more prominent and delectable! Naru's pout over his beauty turned into a hastily bitten lower lip as she moved closer to him, wrapping her leg around him and wishing that he'd wake up.

Maybe a little stimulation will help that… She began kissing his neck as she gently pushed him onto his back. Chewing on his jaw, Naru finally saw the reaction she was looking for and stroked him a few times. Then she crawled on top of him: she couldn't stand it anymore.

"Mmm. What are you doing, hime?" he asked sleepily.

"Nothing," Naru replied as she began rubbing her sex on his own. "Nothing at all." She let out a little moan and took a deep breath before saying more. She was so wet and eager for him to be inside of her, it was nearly embarrassing. Sakura-chan had warned her about being sex-crazy in the second trimester, but apparently whatever those hormones were had activated early for her. "Gods, you're so big, Kashi. How am I going to take this all in, huh?"

Kakashi opened his natural eye before eagerly opening up his Sharingan to record the beautiful woman hovering and moving so seductively on top and over him. Her wild blonde hair was all over the place and her gorgeous blue eyes were dark and full of lust. Her expression looked like she wanted to eat him up.

Fine by me.

Kakashi attempted to clear his throat but still sounded sleepy. "You seem to have it under control," he gulped as he became more and more aroused, "and if I'm not mistaken, oh gods…" Using both hands, he carefully grabbed her breasts which were already getting so fucking big! He twisted and rubbed her nipples, eliciting more rich moans from his lover. She pushed him back down as he tried to sit up to take one of those beautiful, swollen nipples into his mouth. "Fuck! You, ohhhhh. You seem to have it under control," he groaned again as she firmly grabbed onto his erection with one hand and started lowering herself over it.

Desperately wanting to pull her all the way down, he greedily grabbed at Naru's thighs before moving his hand lovingly over the very slight swelling that proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt to him and ANYONE, that she was his - and that they loved each other and had created beautiful new lives, before moving his fingers to her clit. "God I love you, Naruto."

Moving up a bit as Naru took a deep breath, she pushed down, taking a little more of him in. "I love you, too, Kashi;" she let out a long, lewd moan. "Kami," she cried out as the circles his thumb was making made her dizzy. "Oh! I need you baby!"

"I need you, too." He couldn't stand it anymore; she was so fucking wet. Pulling her down all the way, Kakashi bottomed out inside of her. As she cried out, she lost the battle to keep him lying down on the bed: he wouldn't let her. The way she'd scraped her nails over his nipples as she slowly moved up before grinding down on him hard a second time had done him in. "Selfish," he scolded as he grabbed her waist and pulled her in for a heated kiss. He grabbed at her wild hair, pulling it back harshly as she moved up and down and in circles on top of his lap, loving the wanton, desperate look on her face. He bit and sucked on her neck and collar bone before moving lower as she rode him too slowly! Kakashi grabbed her ass with one hand as he tried to speed her up. The other hand was busy with one breast as he licked, sucked, and lightly chewed on the other nipple.

He didn't give a single fuck that everyone might hear the beguiling sounds that she was making. She was his and this was more fucking proof of it! Naru was always so quick to... "That's right baby, cum for me." He pushed Naru's thighs down by her hips and held her ass in place as much as he could stand as she ground and squirmed around him before coming unglued. "Yes, that's right," he shuddered all over as he continued trying to mark his woman up, "you're so fucking easy for me, babe." Eventually seeing her eyes flare up in annoyance at his words after she came down from her high, he laughed as he thrust up into her again. Naru nearly screamed from still being so sensitive. "You know what happens now, though." The woman had the nerve to giggle at him and shake her head no.

He flipped them over anyway and drove in for the kill. "I'm gonna wreck you." He pulled her legs up and held her by her calves, her ankles bouncing on his shoulders.

Naruto gasped and ultimately choked out the words "Promises... promises," between his hard thrusts as she tried to silence the almost suffering-sounding noises she couldn't control. Kakashi dropped her legs, pulled out, and flipped her over. He pulled her up on her knees harshly, by grabbing her hips: hearing her shriek and start giggling again, he pulled her ass toward him and slapped it hard.

"Yee-ouch!" Naru started laughing: he was so bad. I'll get him back for that!

"Naughty girl, waking me up in the middle of the night!" Kakashi drove back into her as he held her hips and groaned as he nearly stilled for a minute, just moving enough to rub against that spot... He bit his lip as his woman's walls convulsed against him as he had to work hard to even stay inside of her. Kami: she's so strong! He pounded into her as she grabbed the pillows on either side of her head and tried to scream into one. He moved forward and yanked it away from her, wanting to hear exactly how much he was pleasuring her. Kakashi could barely hang on so he bit her back and neck repeatedly as he continued to thrust into her.

The damn woman was still cumming.

"FUCK!" he screamed as he felt his balls tighten. He held her legs and hips up off the bed as he stood on his knees and came, holding her against him and making just as much noise as she had, only swearing a lot more. She wiggled against him and started moaning low and soft.

Every time. Every fucking time...

He thrust in again, forcing her legs wide apart as he spread her ass cheeks. "You're addicted to my cock... to my cum, aren't you Princess? Arent' you?!" he demanded. The way she drawled out the word "yes" as she came again got him rock hard again.

"It's going to be a long night for you, Naru-chan."

A few hours later they were out of the shower and in each other's arms once more. Naruto had been quiet the whole time, only laughing softly as he carefully washed her off in the shower, and peppered her with kisses. He'd been happy that she wanted to stay close to him and hold him throughout the entire long shower.

"I'm sorry I woke you up, you know... You - well, you were just so damn pretty laying there in the moonlight," Naru said with a blush on her face. She snuggled her face into his chest.

The sun will be coming up soon.

"Maa, if I'm pretty, you're absolutely gorgeous, hime," Kakashi said sincerely as he drew his fingers through her damp hair. "We should dry this, ne? I don't want you getting sick on me," he said as he pulled some of her wet locks toward his face. He closed his eyes and inhaled her scent deeply.

"You know that I don't get sick! Hmm... I just wanna - well," Naruto looked up at Kakashi shyly, "is it okay if we just stay here like this a little? I don't want to get you and the pillows all wet and everything, but..."

"What's wrong? Are you okay? Did - crap. Did I go overboard again?" Kakashi asked, truly worried.

"Absolutely not! You were - well... It was - well it was amazing, you pervert!" Naru said with no heat as she giggled quietly. "I think you're fishing for compliments, 'ttebayo."

Kakashi popped up, leaning against his elbow to look directly at his fiance. "No, I was serious. Are you okay? I was serious about everything I said, hime. Everything we've talked about over the last few days." He pulled her hand away from the sheets that she'd had over her belly, realizing that she was placing her hands there a lot now, which he thought was adorable. Kissing her hand and fingers, he saw those golden furrowed brows of hers and kissed the crease away that was between them.

"I'm really am real sorry I ever got angry and jealous and stuff," Naru sniffed. "That's not how I want us to go forward and LIVE, ya know," she continued, her tears finally getting the better of her.

Kakashi rolled her head onto his chest and kissed the top of it. "Silly girl. I know that, and I meant everything I said about being sorry, too." He looked down and saw that her tears were still coming, but at least Naru was smiling now. "You mean everything to me, hime. You and the pups," Kakashi shook his head slowly as he held in his own tears that he felt were unmanly. "Kami-sama, I can't believe I'm so lucky to have you. All of you," he said softly as he placed his hand over exactly where he guessed his pups were.

"We need to see the Hag and get some pics of the puppies. I want to know where exactly to put my hand and talk into your belly."

"Weirdo," Naruto replied, although she thought it was incredibly sweet of him.

"Maa, I like you pregnant. What do you say: how 'bout I keep you knocked up for the next 15 years or so?" He laughed heartily as Naruto squawked in outrage and began beating on his chest with one of her cute little fists. "Stop it you violent woman," he pleaded between chuckles.

Naruto started crying in earnest. "Oh gods, I'm so sorry! I'm so meean," she hiccupped. "I'm sorry Kashi!"

Kakashi snorted. "Your hormones are a mess, baby." Naruto didn't reply: she only sniffed and snuggled in closer. He closed his eyes and held her tightly, gently stroking her hair every now and then. "Hmm, I can't wait to see what happens next," were the last words he breathed out as he fell asleep next to his sleeping partner.

Two hours later they were woken by a pounding on the door that was so strong, the hinges on the doorframe were straining.

Just as Kakashi began complaining about the "Old Hag," Naruto shouted "Baa-chan! What the hell?!" She went to Kakashi's chest of drawers and pulled out one of his shirts that hung all over her to at least cover up with something. Hearing him giving her a wolf whistle as he grabbed his mask from the nightstand, she went to open the door.

"Baa-chan," Naruto groaned, seeing the woman she figured had woken them up. Tsunade looked all fired-up and that was rarely good. Naruto finally noticed chibi-Kurama, who scooted through the bedroom door and into the hallway.

"Thank the Sage you came, Big Breast-sama! I had to hide in the corner of that den of sin as they were back at it again!"

Tsunade wrinkled her nose and tried to kick the fox who was amazingly agile. "Tch! You little shit: don't call me that!" She tried to pull Naruto along with her, but the younger blonde complained about not having any panties on. The ANBU close to the room seemed to shudder and squeak, and Tsunade yelled at Tenzo and Shino to grow a pair. She continued pushing her granddaughter down the hallway to where her clothes were downstairs in her old room. They had so much to do today!

Kakashi rolled over and pushed his face against Naru's pillow as Tenzo reported the day's horrible schedule. He groaned at hearing that Tsunade was taking over his office. "Kami, maybe I should get a Genin team to clean up the old house so we have some privacy. What do you think, Tenzo?" He got up and stretched.

"Don't call me that when I'm in uniform! And put on some damn clothes, senpai! I don't want to see that!"

Hinata walked into the Hokage's office and was stunned by the room that was full of people, fabrics, and an incredibly motivated Godaime.

"Hyuuga!" Tsunade barked, making the woman squeak in surprise and stand at attention. "Get your ass over here and tell this idiot that she has to wear all these layers! It's tradition!"

"Hinata?" Naru looked toward the door to finally see her friend that meant so, so much to her, A genuine friend she'd had ever since she could remember: one who had been repeatedly willing to give her life for her. Naru started crying, which turned into sobs.

Seeing Naru cry, Hinata began to cry as she ran up and hugged the blonde. She rocked her back and forth, completely ignoring Tsunade-sama's complaining about them ruining... something. Finally sniffing as she pulled away from her friend, she realized what she was trying on. "Naruto! This - this is a wedding kimono! You..?"

Naru nodded her head and broke into happy tears again. She ignored her not-at-all-drunk grandmother's groan as she tried to get the words out. "Invitations went out yesterday, so you probably haven't gotten yours yet, 'ttebayo. Me and Kashi are getting married the week after next!"

"Week after... that soon?! When was all of this planned?" Hinata asked as she looked around at the chaos and ran her fingers along the fine silk of the white kimono Naruto was having fitted.

"Yesterday."

"Yesterday?!" Hinata exclaimed, repeating what her friend said.

"Yesterday!" Tsunade barked. "We've gotta hustle!" She turned to Hinata as four seamstresses pinned and pinched the fabric at the bottom of Naruto's beautiful kimono. "Tell this brat that I'm right about what she needs to wear under this and at the reception!"

"I uhm... Wh - what a beautiful kimono you're wearing, Naruto-chan!" Hinata said, hopefully changing the direction of this conversation. "It is an antique, yes?"

Naruto nodded her head happily while wiping at her teary face with a hanky as Tsunade explained. "It's my grandmother's. Uzumaki Mito was a tall woman, so we have to make adjustments. The problem," she pointed at Naruto who seemed to wilt, "is this one wants a tailed beast motif on her furisode!"

"Oh! I think that's a wonderful idea, Naruto-chan!"

"Goddamn it, Hyuuga," Tsunade said in disappointment. "There's no way we can find something like that in time!"

"I told you it was a good idea, Boobzilla."

Hinata screamed at hearing the big dark voice. Tsunade had shouted and cursed Kurama at the same time.

Seeing the demonic-looking fox, Hinata began to sway, but Naruto caught her. "Are you okay?! Sorry about him: he's a figurative right bastard, ya know." Hinata tried to shake off the dizziness and panic she still felt and patted Naru on the arm, signaling that she was supposedly okay. "That is Kurama, by the way - as in that Kurama, ya know." Naruto paused for a moment. "He's kinda cute like that, though, don't ya think?!"

"Ano... yes?" For some reason, Hinata's answer totally cracked Naruto up. Her friend always tried so hard to make people happy or at least comfortable.

"Oh Hinata, you are just so great!" Seeing her friend blush red, she turned to the fox and her bitchy grandmother who was still ordering people around. "There's gotta be a way we can do a tailed beast something or other! I want little foxes and the rest of the bijuu somewhere on my marrying stuff. Pleeeease Baa-chan?!"

"I'll have the Hyuuga seamstresses find or make something, Naru-chan! We have an entire building dedicated to antique and fine textiles and kimonos. Oh, may I call you Naru-chan?" Hinata blushed again as Naruto took her hand.

"You can call me anything you want, hime! Will you stand up with me and Sakura-chan when Kakashi and I do the deed?"

"Hai!" Hinata began to cry, so Naruto began to cry, too.

"I'm so happy!" Naruto cried out as she hugged her friend. They both laughed as they soon heard Kakashi yelling at someone from the next room.

"Oww! If you poke me one more time with a pin or anything else, I'm sending you to Gai-kun for youth training!"

It seemed that Tsunade was wrestling Hokage-sama into formal clothes, too. Hinata couldn't wait to tell everyone.