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Welcome, episode 62 is here. Let's forget about what is happening on the island, and let's enjoy the aftermath show now that we're in the top 6 of the competition.
And if you like the story so far, remember to leave a review. Your thoughts and theories give me a lot of strength to keep writing. OR at least mark it as a favorite, that way I will know you are enjoying it. And as always before getting started, let me reply to the last week's reviews.
theswenuser: Yes, Lilly survive one more elimination, and yes, who knows.
amit. avrashmi: I also wonder who are the two people who came to the island. About what will happen after Lilly is gone, well, let's wait for her to be eliminated first.
Tempokeep: The luck factor was one of the main features of the challenge, and I think it worked quite well. Casino's games are quite fun sadly you have to use money. Also thanks for your kind words.
And about the theory is a nice theory, I think maybe this chapter can fuel your theory or prove it wrong.
gman5846: yes, poor Cody, honestly the game would be quite different without the DAM elimination.
Harmony735: Ok, two for the theory of Sammy is Amy, sounds interesting. Thanks for your kind words as always.
And as always, a GARGANTUAN shoutout and THANKS to Geofics, who helps me proofread the episodes. I know Aftermaths aren't your favorites, but we are almost over with them. Thanks a lot for everything.
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Total Drama Aftermath for the Masses
Episode 5
It was the night before the fifth aftermath show, a beautiful and clear sky with a large moon transitioning from crescent to full illuminated the resort. These nights were always busy because the 4th honor guest was announced, and the staff needed to prepare the last details for the show. But this night was particularly hectic.
"What do you mean by disappeared? That's absurd! How are we supposed to make a show like this?" asked Blaineley in a harsh tone.
"I'm sorry Ms. O'halloran, but we can't find them. It's as if they disappeared from the island. None of the cameras shows them after 20:00," said Irene, the black-haired female intern, twiddling her fingers.
Blaineley poured a glass of wine and rolled her eyes. "I can't believe it."
"Maybe they went out using the chopper of shame. That perfectly explains why we can't find any signs of them around the island," said Harold rubbing his chin.
"Honeypie, let's forget about that for now," said LeShawna, rubbing her temple. "As much as I hate it, I agree with Blaineley. How are we supposed to make an episode with 2 of our honor guests missing?" she asked, frowning while looking at the other 5 people in the room. "Also what's this boy doing here? You aren't a member of the staff, babe."
"What?" asked Topher in a pained tone. "I may not be officially part of the staff, but I can help in this situation."
Harold nodded. "He's right, my LeGoddess. Topher is already here and is currently aware of this situation. I think the best approach for our endeavor is using his skills to our advantage."
"I agree with the nerd," said the 6th person in an annoyed tone.
LeShawna slammed her palm at the table and shouted, "This isn't a question of skills babe, even if Topher could host better than Chris, he can't take the place of 2 honor guests."
"What do you mean by replacing 2 honor guests?" asked a girl, entering the room.
"Beth? What are you doing here girl?" asked LeShawna. This was supposed to be a private meeting.
"I was taking a night walk when I heard some arguing and wanted to mediate as I dislike fights, and then I heard you shouting about the honor guests. That means that tomorrow's episode will have only 2 interviews? Isn't that a problem?" asked Beth, putting her hand below her chin.
Topher rolled his eyes. "Exactly, that's the problem, and it's also supposed to be a secret. Well done LeShawna."
"This isn't the moment to point fingers. Anyway, this issue will escalate quickly, and no amount of planning can replace our absent friends. So we either find them, or we'll need to plan something else in order to fill an entire episode's airtime," said Harold adjusting his glasses. "There are no other options. I mean isn't as if we could use robots that look like them as replacements."
Blaineley's eyes sparkled. "Wait a minute! I found a way to do this. We can continue with the show and have the interviews. Oh, I'm such a genius!"
"Are you sure? We have less than 12 hours," asked LeShawna, really skeptical of any plan Blaineley could make.
"Completely sure. But I'll need help from all the presents. I know you don't like me, and I definitely don't like you, but the show must go on, and I need you," asked Blaineley looking fiercely at them.
Irene scratched her cheek. "I don't dislike you Ms. O'halloran. In fact, I prefer you over Chris."
"GOSH! Let's leave the literal interpretation aside and focus on the matter at hand, so explain your plan Blaineley," said Harold in an upset tone. He hated that all their hopes were put on this woman.
Blaineley explained her plan, which wasn't well-received at all.
"Hahahaha, oh my gosh, is the worst idea I ever heard," said LeShawna, drying a tear, "but we don't have an alternative."
"B-but are you sure it will work? I think there are a lot of holes in this plan," said Beth, blushing.
Blaineley smiled. "Don't worry, we'll work together to ensure everything works out. We'll also plant some moles in the peanut gallery."
"I prefer to host but I think desperate times call for desperate measures, so let's go with what Blaineley said," said Topher nodding.
"Then we all agree, I'll try to find those two and-" said the 7th person in the room but was quickly interrupted by Blaineley.
"NO! you're our emergency measure, so get on standby. We may need an extra interview," said the diva in a loud tone. "Now, let's make this episode a success!"
The 7 cheered and began to work as the hours before the show passed.
The public and peanut gallery were already gathered at the stage in the heart of Mihtâtamowin Yikâwiskâhk's resort. There was some expectation and whispers among the 24 members of the peanut gallery while everyone waited for the show's start.
"Sky, if you need something, just tell me. If you're tired, I can take you to your room. I think the sun is too strong. Do you want a parasol?" asked Dave, looking worried at the Cree girl.
"Dave, I'm ok, so stop stressing me out!" said Sky in a harsh tone and then smiled. "Thanks for worrying about me, but I'm fine, and this time I mean it, but if I need something, I'll let you know."
The Indian guy blushed, "Uh, ok, I'm sorry."
She then gives him a quick peck in the cheek, all the public exclaiming, "Awwwww!"
Well, actually, it was only Beardo. He made the noise as if all the public was saying it. Dave discreetly gave him a thumbs-up, and the human beatbox replied by winking.
"Don't you feel we're fewer than usual?" asked Sadie, rubbing her chin.
"Hahaha, of course we're silly, today 4 more people will join us!" replied her BFFF.
Sadie raised an eyebrow. "No, I don't mean it like that. I mean, someone is missing."
"Maybe they're in the bathroom?" replied Rodney. He was wearing a striped tank top and pink trunk with the same pattern as the BFFFs.
But before Sadie could reply, the show started. On the central couch were LeShawna, Harold, and Blaineley.
"Welcome, public around the world to a new and wonderful episode of Total Drama, Aftermath for the Masses. I'm your host who doesn't need introduction, Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran," said the diva, making a big smile and winking.
"And I'm Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V, mad skill master, beatboxer, singer, TV star, ninja in training, and of course your host," said the man making a smug smile at Blaineley.
The sista with a 'tude ignored the frown in Blaineley and continued. "And I'm LeShawna, in the name of all the staff and our friends in the peanut gallery, I thank you for joining us for a new episode. As always, we have prepared many interviews, and surprises so stay tuned."
"You say that every time Oprah, but in the end, they're just interviews with a bunch of losers," said Jo in a mocking tone.
Anne Maria, who was filing her nails, nodded. "I hate to agree with her, but she's right, and also a lot of sections about what happened to old contestants or whateva who escaped this boring show."
"It's not boring," said Blaineley, stomping her feet. "But before starting, remember to subscribe to the site or to buy the tyranny of the masses mobile app. In it, you can watch the old episodes, vote for your favorite camper, for the final challenge, and much more. And best of all is really cheap."
"I can't understand. Why insist on calling it cheap when it's really expensive, eh? Isn't it better to not say anything about the price?" asked Ezekiel scratching his head.
Max looked at him, smirking. "It's an EVIL tactic to convince the masses of mindless consumers into purchasing it without realizing they're what they're buying is overpriced. But an EVIL mastermind like me doesn't need that kind of petty strategy to get control of the peasants out there."
"Don't be so negative. I'm sure that even if overpriced, part of the money will be used to feed the employees of the show and their families, so it's money well used," said Dawn rubbing Max back.
Shawn scratched his head under his toque. "Really, I think my money is better invested in this mobile app to detect zombies than in some showbiz web app."
B glared at the conspiracy nut and raised an eyebrow.
"You don't believe it works? Look at this," said Shawn showing the app to the silent man.
The mute genius shrugged. The app wasn't working. But then he realized something, it was ok the app wasn't working! B looked at Shawn with wide eyes.
"Exactly, there aren't zombies around. It really works! And you can tune it to detect aliens, werewolves, sasquatch…" Shawn continued as B listened to him, actually interested in the app.
Blaineley rolled her eyes. "Ok, ignore the peanut gallery and just buy our app. Now let's introduce our first honor guest."
"Today's first honor guest is one of the most hated campers of all time. She was a member of the Pimâpotew Kinosewak and the 12th rank in the 6th season. She's better known as the abusive older twin sister of the unique pair of siblings to take part in any season of the show. The evil twin sister Amanda," said Harold in an excited tone.
Jasmine hit her hand with her fist and smirked. "It's about time. I really wanted to see that bloody snake."
"I think she and Sammy made up," said Dave, looking worried at the Aussie girl.
"I know, but she still eliminated me first, so I'll only flog her a little," replied Jasmine, smirking.
From the left side of the scene Amy entered. She was wearing a red bikini and black sunglasses. Her blond hair seemed a little wet, but she walked with confidence toward the scenario, with her mole on the left side of her face. She looked a little shorter than usual, her eyes bigger, and her body was more pear-shaped.
"Hello Amy, welcome to the Aftermath's stage," said Blaineley in a sweet tone.
"Ughhh! Don't welcome me. I'm here just because I'm contractually forced. Who would want to share the stage with all these losers?" said Amy, twisting her mouth.
LeShawna rolled her eyes and glared at the mean twin. "Hey girl, there is no need to be a jerk."
"STOP! Am I the only one who notices that there is something weird with that twin!?" Shouted Dave pointing at her.
"Are you saying that…" said Lighting with a thoughtful expression, "the mean twin and the lame twin swapped places? And this is the lame one?"
Dave facepalmed as half of the peanut gallery gasped in shock.
"Maybe that's true. In our season, Sammy replaced Amy after Sammy's elimination. Maybe they did the same again," said Rodney, putting his hands on his cheeks.
"EEEEE, twins swapping places, that's so cool," squeed the BFFF.
"Sadie, in the next aftermath let's swap places, you'll be Katie, and I'll be Sadie," said the tanned BFFF in an excited tone,
Sadie frowned, "I don't know Kat-"
"PLEASE," said Katie, making puppy eyes.
"I can't say no to those eyes, ok let's do it," replied the chubby BFFF flexing her arm.
Sam folded his arms and raised an eyebrow, "Now I'm confused, then the girl on the couch is Sammy?"
"OF COURSE NOT! I'm Amy you dorks, just look at my mole," said the blond girl pointing at her mole.
Jasmine stood up. "No! Dave's right. You aren't Amy. You don't look bloody similar to them, and your mole is on the wrong side of your face. In fact, you're Beth!"
The gallery gasped again, and Beardo fainted.
"Hahaha, don't be silly Jennifer, Beth is brunette, not blond. And also, she was already interviewed," said Lindsay while chuckling.
"And also my mole has always been on this side, but on TV, things appear mirrored. That's why you think it was in my other cheek," said Amy? in an apologetic tone, uncharacteristic of her.
Jasmine blinked, irritated."But-"
"Sorry sis," said LeShawna interrupting Jasmine, "but we're on a schedule so we'll continue the interview."
The Aussie sat down, folding her arms.
"Don't worry Jas, they'll now say that you're crazy and a conspiranoic, but I also believe that Amy's fake," said Shawn rubbing his girlfriend's back.
Jay smirked, "The true one was probably too scared to confront me, right buddy." He then elbowed B.
But the silent man just shrugged. He was really entertained configuring the new detection app. It seems you could configure it to detect people of certain blood types.
The host ignored the peanut gallery. "So tell us Amanda, how do you feel after being eliminated just when you successfully entered into the top 10 of the competition." Asked Harold, making a small smile.
"What kind of silly question is that?" said Amy? in a harsh tone. "I'm angry, frustrated and… angry after losing against my dolt little sister Sammy." She then flustered, "sorry, I mean Samey, my dolt sister Samey."
"Man, is this actually happening? I mean why are they doing this?" asked DJ who was among the most shocked contestants.
Leonard rubbed his fake beard. "Maybe it's a curse, and we're looking at what her soul looks like. And it's obviously not a nice sight."
"HEY! Don't be a jerk. Judging others by their appearance is shameful," said Alejandro glaring at the wizard.
"Oh, I just mean it as a joke and an irony. So please don't take it seriously," said the larper apologetically.
"YES! Al is right. What were you thinking calling Ugly girl ugly? You can be a real jerk wizard boy," said Lightning in an angry tone.
Alejandro looked at him. He thought that the jock was an estupido, but it seemed he also realized what was happening and for some reason decided to protect this charade.
"Please ignore the peanut gallery. They're just idiots," said Blaineley, rolling her eyes. "Now a question most of our fans want to know the answer to. What happened on the mountain that made you and your sister reconcile? Unfortunately, there is no video of what happened and the public has the right to know!
"Did we reconcile?" asked Amy?, as LeShawna and Harold glared at the diva.
"Do you really have to ask that sensationalist question? Especially under the extraordinary circumstances we have for this interview," asked Harold, who couldn't believe the nerve of the blond co-host.
The Amy with sunglasses nodded and smirked. "What happened between me and Samey is a private matter, so I don't want to share it with losers like you."
"Actually it's more polite to use 'Samey and I' instead of 'me and Samey," said Harold adjusting his glasses.
"How can you be so dumb? I'm the older one so I should go first, duh," said Amy? twisting her mouth.
Zoey blinked in awe. "I can't believe how immersed she's in her role. If it was only her voice I would believe it was Amy," she then blushed and looked at the floor. "Of course, ignoring that she talks just like Beth."
"My great great great great great great great great great great aunt Virginia invented deception ya. And she's turning in her grave at this poor attempt at disguise, so sad," said Staci, shaking her head.
"That's scientifically impossible! Deception is a concept as old as human history. It wasn't invented," said Cameron glaring at the compulsive liar.
But Staci just rolled her eyes. "Ya, but it's more likely my great aunt invented deception than that girl is Amy."
The brainiac just nodded. This time he agreed with her.
"Ok girl, last question," said LeShawna, winking, "who are you rooting for to win the competition?"
The blond girl scoffed. "Of course, Sammy… I mean Samey. As long as she wins the money will stay in our family. If not Lilly, she's my friend after all."
"Well it was a pleasure to have you here today AMY, now please go and sit with the rest of the losers," said Blaineley in a polite tone, making a big smile.
"Hmph! It was about time. See you losers," said the twin as she walked toward the peanut gallery. There Lindsay had a place for her between the blonde girl and Lightning.
"How was it?" whispered Beth to Lindsay, who stopped pretending to be Amy.
"Awesome, you basically were like a third twin," said Lindsay in an excited tone.
Lightning then whispered to them. "Not so loud. She still has to keep it until the end of the show." He then smiled and gave Beth a thumbs up. "But you did a sha-great performance glasses girl, you deserve an Oscar or any of those cheap movie prizes that can't compete with the Superbowl."
Beth's face beamed, and then she twisted her mouth again, trying to stay on the role.
But not everyone was as happy.
"But why didn't they bring the real Amy, was that Sheila too scared to show her face?" asked Jasmine, hitting her palm with her fist again.
Dave rolled his eyes. "Don't give her so much credit. Knowing her, maybe she is swimming all the way back to Pahkitew island to try to get her revenge on Sammy."
"What? Of course not! Didn't you see the episode? They reconciled," exclaimed Sky, frowning. "You three need to not be so negative about everyone."
Shawn looked at her with wide eyes. "Hey! Are you saying I'm also negative?"
"Your first reaction after I came back from the infirmary was that I was a zombie in disguise," said Sky while glaring at the conspiranoic.
"I wasn't negative. I was cautious, and I just put a flashlight on your pupils to see if they constrict or not," replied Shawn. Now Jasmine and Dave were also glaring. "Ok, maybe I need to trust people a little more."
On the stage the host continued with the show.
"Now let's invite into the stage our next honor's guest-" said LeShawna in an excited tone before being interrupted.
"Wait! It isn't time for 'Where are they now?' I just watch this program for that segment," said Sam in an upset tone.
Jo rolled her eyes. "Really potato man? I thought you watched this because they forced you, like the rest of us."
"I mean, if we're going to do it anyway, better to be positive about it," replied the gamer rolling his eyes.
Harold shook his head. "I'm sorry, my friend. But in this episode, we will have only 1 segment of where are they now? Just after the first 3 honor guests. So please endure until then."
"Oooh! That sucks," said Sam looking sadly at the floor. "Well, maybe I can play some levels before that," he added as he took out his gameguy.
Dakota looked at him with a stern expression. "Sam we're on live TV! So you can only play one level."
"Ok my love, only one level," he said, kissing her on the cheek.
LeShawna smiled but before she could continue with her presentation, Blaineley stole her part.
"And now it's the turn for our second honor guest, who is the first returnee from our season. A pro e-gamer and world champion. Charlotte!" said Blaineley looking with disgust at the card. "I guess there are world championships about anything these days."
Charlotte entered the stage in her purple bikini, with a t-shirt of team conquerors (the e-team in which she plays.)
"Of course an old person like you can't understand e-sports," said the e-gamer as she sat on the guest's couch.
"Hahahaha, that gal is right. You're just an old hag. It was about time someone told her," said Anne Maria while laughing at the diva's expression.
Ezekiel rubbed his chin. "I may be wrong eh, but I'm almost sure you called her old hag at least one time in the past episodes."
"I mean someone else, Zeki. I swear you sometimes are too naïve," said the tanned girl winking at him.
"Whatever," said Blaineley, rolling her eyes. "Let's ignore the clown gallery. As you're a returnee, the interview will be a little shorter."
"So tell us sister, one thing you learn and one thing you regret after going back into the show," said LeShawna interrupting Blaineley. The diva glared at her but the sista with a 'tude just ignored her.
The e-gamer made a big smile. "I learned that you can find allies in the most unexpected levels and without power-ups, like Cody and Heather. In the end both joined my party and helped me in the game in ways I wouldn't imagine during the teams' phase levels."
"What? Are you saying that snake helped you? Ha, how naïve can you be Charlock?" said Jo rolling her eyes.
"Heather can be an angel if she tries. The problem is that she never tries, but that just makes her more charming," said Alejandro, shrugging.
Jo scoffed, "your argument is invalid Alejerkdo, you're in love with Hater."
"Hater, really? Your zingers aren't as sharp as they were before Jo," said Cameron adjusting his glasses.
"I want to see if you can do it better, beansprout," said Jockette, folding her arms.
The brainiac just smiled. "You can use Eviler, or Deviler."
"Not bad I'll give you 6 over 10, but Hater is still better," said Jo proudly.
Charlotte ran her hand through her dreadlocks and raised an eyebrow. "As I was saying. That's what I learned, but about what I regret," she took a deep breath. "I guess I was too unfair with Brick, and became obsessed with eliminating him, which affected my game and made me waste my last continue."
"That's something I never understood. What were the reasons behind the deep-rooted hate you showed toward him? It seemed irrational, especially when it seemed it was just because he helped to eliminate Jasmine," asked Harold, adjusting his glasses.
The e-gamer blushed. "It's complicated. My team's conquerors lost first place in the world tournament when a player betrayed us. Worst of all, she was just like Brick. She seemed honest and trustworthy, so when he betrayed the team, I just thought he was the same and in my heart mixed both situations."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it's stored than to anything on which it is poured," said Dawn in a cryptic tone.
"Wow, that's deep. Did you read it in a fortune cookie?" asked Dakota, excited.
Dawn just chuckled, "no, it's a quote from Mark Twain."
"I don't know who he is, but I'm sure he wasn't on our season," replied Dakota shrugging.
"Dude, he isn't a contestant, he's a famous American writer, he wrote the adventures of Tom Sawyer," said DJ looking shocked at the fame monger. He then turned to Dawn, "And dude, I didn't know you were a fan of American literature."
"I just have a lot of knowledge of a lot of things," said the aura reader, shrugging.
B looked at her for a moment. He never discussed literature with her before, much less American literature. It seemed his friend had more interests than he knew.
"You can laugh at me all you can. I let my rage status ruin my gameplay and lost all my chances to get the best ending because of it. As a result I failed as a gamer. If I had another continue, I would make things different," said Charlotte, making a sad smile.
"Yes, yes, of course," said Blaineley, who expected more juicy answers from the e-gamer. "Last question, are you still supporting Lilly to win the game?"
The e-gamer smirked. "Yes, she isn't a real gamer, but she had guts and tried to raise her affinity with me even if I was really harsh with her. If not her Brick, I owe him at least that."
The diva opened her mouth but was interrupted by LeShawna. "That's great sister, Let's hope any of them can win. Thanks for the new interview, and now please go to the peanut gallery while we introduce the new segment."
Charlotte stood up and went with the gallery. Jasmine waved at her with a smile.
"Welcome back Sheila, I can't believe you lost after beating me. That's not lit," she said, shaking her head.
"I'm sorry. I underestimate the game and let my anger status affect my playstyle. I'm worse than a noob," said Charlotte, shrugging.
Dave blinked a couple of times. "Ok, now can someone translate that to English?"
"She let the anger drag her down and admit she's worse than a beginner for letting her emotions control her," said Sam raising his head proudly. "and c'mon man it wasn't so hard."
"T-thanks," replied the Indian guy. He didn't expect someone would actually take his snarky remark seriously.
"OMG Sam, you're so awesome," said Dakota hugging him.
The gamer blushed and laughed. "Thanks, Dakota. But the reason why I'm awesome is that you're by my side."
"AWWWWW!" said the Best friends, Rodney and Beardo. Thanks to the beatboxer, it sounded like there were a lot of people.
"Now we proudly present to all of you one of our favorite segments, Total Drama Lost ones!" said Harlod pointing at the camera with a big smile.
DJ raised his hand. "Wait a minute, it's not time for Izzy's segment? That girl's interview was getting really interesting."
"Nonsense! All the episodes were about Sierra this or Sierra that," said Max in a mocking tone. "You could use that time better by giving some EVIL mastermind his own segment."
"Sorry, but I'm fine just relaxing in the hotel," said Alejandro shrugging.
Max's eyes bulged. "NO! I said an EVIL Mastermind!"
"Like Scarlett? But I heard she's missing," said Rodney, putting on a thoughtful expression.
"NO, DIMWIT! I SAID A REAL EVIL MASTERMIND!" shouted Max, veins appearing in his neck.
Lindsay looked at him with a puzzled expression. "I think B is too busy to have his own segment, and also he's really shy."
The silent genius jaw dropped. Was he considered as one of the bad guys?
"OH FORGET IT!" shouted Max as he sat in his place, folding his arms.
Harold continued ignoring B and Max's drama. "We'll explain that later, DJ. Now returning to our segment, since our last episode, we received 65 sightings of Sierra all around the world. Which is an unusually low count compared to the other episodes," said Harold scratching his head.
"It was the prize!" shouted Katie.
"Yes, who would want Chris Mclean's complete filmography?" shouted Sadie, who then put a thoughtful expression. "Maybe Topher, but he surely already owns it."
"I would want it, ya," said Staci smiling proudly. "What? It's not a lie? My family loves bad movies. In fact, my uncle David graduated with Adam Sandler, and his movies are just as awful. My family is so proud of him."
"Whatever!" said Blaineley, rolling her eyes. "And the Winner of Chris MacLean's full filmography is Hannah Neumman from Toronto. Congratulations."
"Neumman? Why does that surname sound familiar?" asked LeShawna, raising an eyebrow.
Harold looked at her with wide eyes. "Because that's Sierra's surname! There is a chance that Hannah is Sierra's relative, who is known as one of the biggest Chris' fans around Canada."
"Really? It's maybe just a coincidence," said Sky, "I mean, there are millions of viewers watching the show right now."
"Are you sure? I know the main show had a lot of viewers, but this is the aftermath. Many people just skip them," said Zoey, showing a small smile. "But at least our families are watching." She then waved and sent a kiss to the camera. "Hello Mom, I know you and Aunt Dalilah are watching the show. I miss you."
"Ahem," Harold cleared his throat. "Now for-"
But he was interrupted by Blaineley. "And now for this week's Total Drama lost ones, we're asking for any picture or sighting of IZZY!"
The peanut gallery gasped.
"Wait a damn minute. Wasn't Craizzy part of the staff?" asked Jo, pinching her nose bridge.
"If you need my powers, I can find her. I just need a crystal ball or my magical groundhog," said Leonard nodding wisely.
"I know I'll regret it, but did you say a magical groundhog?" asked Dave, rubbing his temple.
Leonard nodded. "Yes my unbeliever friend. Groundhogs are masters of precognition and can see the future. My Magical groundhog Fawkes always guess if winter will end on February 2 or not, and also helps to find my sockets."
Beardo then made a weird guttural whistle.
"Wow that's a perfect imitation of the Marmota monax woodchuck call, I'm impressed about the wide repertoire of animal imitations you can perform, ," said Cameron adjusting his glasses.
The beatboxer just blushed, making a Goofy embarrassed laugh.
"Please stop clowning around!" shouted LeShawna glaring at the peanut gallery. "We can't contact her. That's why we're asking the public to help us. Knowing Izzy, she probably got bored and is now in some strange place in Canada."
Harold nodded. "The adventurous person who sends the best photo will receive a free subscription to the web app to watch the GRAND FINALE of Total Drama Tyranny of the masses in 10 days."
"Dudes, why do they wait until the last Aftermath to give a good prize?" said Jay, raising an eyebrow.
Beth glared at him. "Hey! The Drama brothers album is a great prize! Ups I mean. Ugh, you lousy pleb, you can't understand what a good prize is even if you have it in front of you."
"Yes the mean twin is right," shouted Katie in an enthusiastic tone.
Sadie blinked and shrugged. "Yes, don't call the Drama Brothers album a bad prize." The paler BFFF didn't know if Katie believed Beth was Amy or was just playing along but also didn't care.
"So start looking for her and send your photos as soon as possible. Remember, the more photos you send, the more chances you have to win," said Blaineley in a sing-song voice. "And now, let's present our third honor guest."
"Our next contestant is one of the big names of the show. You either love her or hate her. I personally am the second one," said LeShawna, rolling her eyes.
"Member of the Screaming Gophers, the Screaming Gaffers, Team Amazon and Villainous vultures, one of the show's 6 winners during the third season Total Drama World tour. The Queen of mean, HEATHER!" said Harold in a loud tone.
Irene, the intern, entered quickly, rolling a red carpet as Heather entered the stage. The Queen Bee was wearing a blood-colored bikini with black sunglasses and sandals. She walked slowly and seductively, taking her time waving at the audience.
"Can't you be tackier?" asked Blaineley, glaring at the Asian girl.
Heather took off her sunglasses and smirked. "Sorry, it's called making an entrance. What was your name?"
"UUUUhhh" shouted the peanut gallery.
"That burnt was more painful than a red dragon's breath," said Leonard, wincing but smiling.
Blaineley gave a death glare to the Queen Bee. "So funny, hahaha, you're just envious that I'm more famous than you'll ever be."
"So Harold, you seem … as always," said Heather, smirking. "I'm so glad someone in the host team knows how to do their job."
"What do you mean by that? Are you picking a fight with me girl," said LeShawna, mimicking as if she was rolling her sleeves.
Heather rolled her eyes. "Of course not, but you started the hostilities even before I came into the stage, so I thought you didn't want to participate in my interview."
"You're as nasty as ever," said LeShawna glaring at her.
"Wait a moment ladies. Let's try to keep the interview in a civilized way. There is nothing to win from fighting between us remember there is no million to win anymore," said Harold trying to mediate between them
LeShawna sighed. "Ok, I shouldn't say I hated you in your introduction. I'm sorry, now let's try to do this fast and easy."
"That's something I can agree with," replied the Queen Bee. She wanted to argue more with the sista with a 'tude but bit her tongue. Harold was right there was nothing to win.
"Thanks," said the male host, bowing. "Now first question, how do you feel after losing?"
The Queen Bee tossed her braid. "Angry and depressed. I put so much effort this season, and I thought me and Courtney were friends, but she just betrayed me in the end for that delinquent. I'm just waiting for him to toss her aside."
"Hey! Duncan is not planning to toss her aside. He isn't that kind of guy," shouted DJ, standing up, then he rubbed his neck. "Well, at least not anymore."
Jay chuckled. "Don't make me laugh. He's in the show just to play with that uptight CIT. He's the only one who is enjoying the game."
"Don't dare to compare Duncan with you, you, chump!" said Beth/Amy while adjusting her sunglasses. "Unless you want me to kick you again where it hurts most."
"What!? If you didn't," Jay was confused because Beth never kicked him, it was Amy, but she was cosplaying like the twin, so in the end, he was too confused. "Ugh just forget it."
"The problem is that criminal. He's smart enough to fool good-intentioned people, like DJ here. But believe me he's just using her," replied Heather shaking her head, her words sounded calm but her eyes were filled with contempt.
"But is that true?" asked Blaineley, making an arrogant smirk. "Or maybe you're lying?"
"I don't need to lie Bladine, I'm not like you," replied the Queen Bee, shrugging.
But the diva, instead of getting angry, just chuckled. "Really? Because you said on TV that you learn poker from your debate professor, but asking around your peers in college, there is no teacher like that, and you weren't in the debate club. Are you insisting you didn't lie?"
"You're as pathetic as always, Mildred. That's the best dirt you could find about me?" asked the Queen Bee, smiling. "I was in political studies, and the person who taught me how to play poker wasn't a professional teacher."
"But why is it relevant if she learned how to play poker?" asked Cameron, scratching his head.
Alejandro smiled. "Because poker is a great game to learn how to lie. It's a battle of wits between the players. A liar game where you have to read the others and lie better than them."
"Wow, I never thought of it like that," said Cameron adjusting his glasses. "That explains the improved performance in Heather's way to deliver lies."
"My great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather Corky invented poker, before that people played domino who let's admit it, is less exciting, ya. So sad," said Staci while raising a finger in a teacher-like way.
Zeke glared at her. "Wait a minute, dominoes are really fun. My homies and I usually play dominoes, and it's really exciting, a real mind game."
"Ha! You said that because you never played a real tabletop RPG, young padawan, but if you're interested, I can teach you, for a price," said Leonard, covering his mouth with his sleeve in a mysterious way. "Your free time."
"My free time eh? Sounds fair, let's meet after the show," said Zeke, nodding.
"Ehem, please let's keep that conversation on pause after the show," said Harold, who was also interested in playing. "Last question-"
"Last? But we still have a lot over her, like when she lied about Alejandro cheating on her. Or when she betrayed Cody to get him eliminated or used the twins' feud to advance in the game…" protested Blaineley, who wanted to crush Heather on international tv.
Heather made an exaggerated yawn. "Mildred, you seem to have something personal against me but we are on tv. Please try to act professionally, and if you have a problem with me we can resolve it later."
"You're really despicable," said Blaineley, balling her fists, but then smiled. At least she keeps the interview going and distracts the public from the other issues.
LeShawna shook her head. She couldn't believe she agreed with Blaineley. "Last question, who are you rooting for to win the game?"
"I can't believe Cody lost just after me, so I would say Samantha. She has potential, I hope she can grow and surpass her sister," said Heather tossing her braid.
"This sheila is smart. Of course, Sammy will win this," said Jasmine, folding her arms proudly.
Dawn chuckled, "You really care about Sammy. Your aura is shimmering with pride."
"I don't know a lot about auras, but thanks," said Jasmine, a little confused.
"Aura reading is an awesome alternate science that the government is trying to hide, along with naturism, reiki and shamanism. So it's something good Jasmine," said Shawn, giving her thumbs up.
The Aussie girl smiled and winked even if she didn't know half of the things Shawn was talking about.
"Thanks a lot for coming today Heather, now please go with the peanut gallery while we enter the next segment," said Harold in a joyful tone and smiling at her.
"Hmph, at least you know how to treat a guest, I also enjoyed the interview, but only a little," she glared at Blaineley and LeShawna and walked away.
On the stands Alejandro winked at her. "It's a shame you're here. But I kept a seat for you."
"Thanks," said Heather who instead sat on Alejandro's lap and kissed him passionately.
The peanut gallery whistled and gasped at the spectacle. Even Alejandro was shocked and embarrassed.
He took a deep breath and recovered his composure. with a big smile on his face. "I also missed you mi amor."
"Oh my gosh Sadie, they're so cuuuute together!" said Katie in a loud voice.
"Yes, they're a couple made in hell," replied Sadie.
"EEEEEEEEEEE," Then they and Rodney squealed, even if Rodney wasn't sure if they should squee or not.
"And now it's time for our next segment, 'Where are they now?'" said LeShawna in an excited tone.
Blaineley walked in front of her to stand in front of the camera. "And today's segment is a really special one. Because they're the last remaining contestants, and the 5 are together."
The image was replaced by a screen showing 5 old contestants. With Harold commenting over them
"Our friends, former Screaming Gophers Owen, Noah, Trent and Gwen and former Killer Bass Geoff are taking part in another show of this network, The Ridonculous Race[1]. As they advanced on the show, they couldn't take part in the aftermath," said Harold as the logo of the Ridonculous Race appeared in the middle of the screen.
"That's not totally true. If you were eliminated before the 11th leg the network would allow you to come to the show, but anyone who reached further would be spared, and under no circumstances you're allowed to spoil the results of that show," said Leonard in a mysterious voice.
Jo scowled, "Ok Dumb-beldor, and how do you know about that?"
"Hahaha, because I WAS PART OF THAT SHOW!" shouted Leonard, his voice accompanied by loud thunder.
He then gave Beardo a thumbs up while the beatboxer replied with an ok hand sign.
"So you were part of the Ridonculous Race new season? Wow, I love that show, even before it was famous," said Zoey in an excited tone. "What countries did you visit?"
The Larper blushed, not really wanting to talk about it. "Oh, I visit plenty of exotic lands, but sadly I can't talk about it until the show is over because of an evil curse called confidentiality."
Harold adjusted his glasses and began to talk in a teacher-like way."As a matter of fact, the reason why Owen and Gwen didn't take part in Tyranny of the Masses was that they were in that show. This created a big con-"
"That's really interesting but let's not talk about that on-air," said Blaineley, looking daggers at his co-host. "Instead, let's introduce our last honor guest. LeShawna, please."
The sista was shocked that the diva let her present the guest but didn't waste the chance. "The last honor quest is a favorite of the public and the second returnee in the show. Our friend Cody Anderson."
From the left side of the stage Cody entered. Just like Amy he looked different. He was wearing yellow trunks, but he was more fit, with his brunette hair slimmed back. He danced a little, made a twirl, and pointed guns at the ladies before sitting and showing a big smile with a gap between his teeth.
LeShawna and some peanut gallery members began to laugh as others looked concerned at the brunette guy.
"So handsome Cody, you look really good today," shouted Dakota in a snarky tone.
Lindsay put a finger under her chin. "Really? I thought he looked better when he was thinner. He seemed cuter."
"STOP THE CHARADE!" shouted Jay standing up. "He's obviously Topher. Why does everyone act as if he's Cody?"
Dave sighed and glared at him. "Are you blind? Topher's hair is dirty blond and he has all his teeth. This guy is obviously another person."
"Yes, as Dramaman said, this guy is Cody Anderson, so please stop whining and let us continue with the interview," said Blaineley, scowling at him.
The skater sat, fuming, while Sky looked worried at Dave.
"Do you realize he's Topher right?" whispered the Cree girl.
The Indian guy shrugged. "I don't know what happened, but if he says he's Cody I support him, he can tell us the whole story later."
Sky smiled, she was happy that Dave was defending his friend, while the guy was a little stressed because Sky thought for a moment that he believed Topher was Cody.
"Then Cody, I'm really sad you are back again bro. So share with us your experience. Can you tell us one thing you learn and one thing you regret after you return to the show?" said Harold instead of LeShawna, because she was still laughing.
Cody winked, "Bro, don't worry about me, I have the chance to show my manliness and to stay in the game during 7 more challenges, so I'm satisfied. Also, I wasn't voted out but eliminated by the public, so I'm happy that my social game was top notch."
Heather stopped kissing Alejandro and glared at the scenario. "Why is Chris's clone disguised as Cody?"
"He isn't a clone, he's Cody, his aura doesn't lie," replied Dawn with a small smile.
"Are you kidding right creepy girl?" asked Heather, not letting go of Alejandro even for a moment.
Dawn chuckled. "Your aura shows you're surprised, but you'll find out the answer eventually."
The Queen Bee stood silent. There was something off. "It seems we need to ask some questions to the staff after the show querido."
"Are you worried about your friend? That's unusual," said Alejandro, looking into his girlfriend's eyes.
"Yes I'm worried," she said, blushing. "H-he owes me more than 300 dollars, so I want to be sure he's fine."
Alejandro chuckled. He felt happy that she found more people to care about besides him.
"And about the question," the guy in yellow trunks put a thoughtful expression. "I learn that there are things more important than the game and that it's friends. There is no use in getting angry for the game."
"I can't understand what is he plotting," said Jay folding his arms, "if he has a chance to return to be interviewed, so do I."
Lindsay chuckled, "Don't be silly Jacob, you need to go back to the show and be eliminated to have an interview."
Jay rolled his eyes, first the Indian clean freak and now Lindsay, it seems everyone would defend that fake.
"Also, Cody never looked soooooo hot," said Anne Maria, fanning her hand.
"Eh?" said Beth in a shocked tone.
"Hey! that's my catchphrase," protested Ezekiel.
The girl with sunglasses shook her head. "I mean, it's not that I like him, but I think like Linds, he looked cuter before."
"The peanut gallery seems more lively than ever," said Blaineley trying to stop the conversation about Cody's looks. "So what do you have to say about the second half of the question?"
Cody put a thoughtful expression. "I regret not saving Charlotte in that elimination. I should have talked with Brick, Duncan, and Mike to at least try to get their votes. Her elimination was the beginning of my downfall."
"Thanks friend, you're really a great gamer and guildmate," said Charlotte, making finger guns at him. Knowing, of course, he was Topher.
"Awwww," exclaimed Beardo, making it sound as if it was all the audience who was saying it.
"Nonsense how dare you to regret not saving this bitracherous and MEAN sidekick. If not for her interference, I would be in control of the island," said Max folding his arms.
The peanut gallery burst into laughter with some whispers now and then.
"Ya, of course, and Bill Gates is my uncle," said Staci, holding her sides.
"That island had one of the more expensive O.S. I have seen. I can't believe you could hack it, much less with things you can find on the island. But you can be a great comedian, man," said Sam, also laughing.
Lightning raised a hand, "Hey! Stop bullying the purple gnome. Maybe he dreamed something like that and now believes it's true. It happened one time to the Lightning, who dreamed he lost a high school game."
"STOP WITH YOUR YAPPING! I really hacked into the island system! It uses a strange O.S, called Sigillatus. And its name isn't the Drama Awesome machine, it's the Deterministic Algorithmic Mastermachine," Max shouted, his face red in anger.
"WAIT A MINUTE YOU INSECT!" shouted Chef as he entered the stage. He was wearing pink trunks and his small chef's hat. "How do you know that?"
"Chef you can't interrupt the progr…" shouted Blaineley but Chef raised an arm and glared at her. This was serious.
The Evil supervillain chuckled. "Because I created an invention to connect to the system computer, the same that MEAN sidekick Charlotte stole from ME."
Chef turned to face the e-gamer, who put her hands behind her head. "He's telling the truth. We could connect to the computer."
"And it let you?" asked the cook, whose expression was serious like a statue.
"Of course it did, don't underestimate my EVIL genius Hahahaha," said Max laughing evilly.
Chef held Max by his head and carried him out of the stage. "You, the gamer girl, come with us. This is more serious than you can imagine."
Charlotte doubted but after looking at Chef's glare she followed him.
"But Chef, what about your interview?" asked Blaineley standing up and throwing her hands into the air.
"Forget about it. We don't have time for that," shouted Chef from outside the stage.
Blaineley covered her head in frustration as LeShawna and Harold continued with the show.
"Ok, after this weird interruption, Cody babe, can you tell us who you are rooting for to win the competition?" asked LeShawna, trying to ignore what just happened.
"Sammy and Courtney, they both were my allies, so I would wish for them to win this game," said Cody, making a big smile that showed the gap in his teeth, "and of course Lilly, you know she always has been rooting for me."
"Man, I'm officially confused, first the twin and now Cody. Does someone understand what is happening with today's episode?" asked DJ, looking totally confused.
Dakota put a thoughtful expression. "Maybe they were too expensive, so the show contracted cheaper actors to reenact their roles. It's a common practice in the industry."
"Yes, but I don't think they use it in reality shows," replied the Brickhouse, not convinced by her answer.
Harold stood up and shook hands with Cody,"Well brother I'm sorry about your eliminations, and thanks for coming today. Now please sit with the rest of the peanut gallery."
"No pro bro, and whenever you need me, just call me," said Cody shaking Harold's hand and wiggling his eyebrows. Then he went to the peanut gallery sitting next to Dave.
"Did you really paint a tooth and dye your hair to perform a second interview?" asked Dave in a low tone.
Topher/Cody smiled, "Just the tooth, the hair is a wig. I wouldn't dye my hair for this show."
"Typical Toph," said the Indian guy chuckling, "And what happened to the not-so-buffed Cody?"
"I'll tell you after the show," said Topher, winking.
Sky looked at them, glaring. She hated they were just whispering without letting her join.
Blaineley recovered her composure and smiled again. "I hate this part but it seems like it's the end of our episode."
"Just remember, this is your last chance to purchase the Tyranny mobile app or to subscribe to the TD Tyranny website and vote for the Final challenge. And also there are more polls to support your favorite campers." Said Harold adjusting his glasses.
"And it's not that expensive," said LeShawna with a big smile, then she mumbled. "I don't want to know what they call expensive."
Sky looked at the site on her phone. "What do you mean it's not expensive? Just see the subscription fee. And it's only for a year?"
"Hehehe, a year? It's a monthly fee," replied Sam, making a wide smile.
"I think I'll pass," said the Cree girl carefully closing the subscription page.
Then everyone was startled by a loud high pitched beep, like one from a fire alarm. All the present covered their ears.
"What is happening?" shouted Blaineley.
The sound came from B's phone. The silent man was desperately trying to mute it.
Shawn jumped at his side with a scared expression. "That's the alarm of the zombie finder app. Did you find a Zombie? If it found one, why mine isn't beeping?"
The conspiranoic took B's mobile and deactivated the alarm while the silent man showed him the configuration.
"Oh, you aren't detecting zombies. You're detecting robots. That's why mine didn't sound," Shawn then put a thoughtful expression. "That means there's a robot here?"
"Did it really detect robots? I wish we had something like that during Zeke's challenge," said Dave rolling his eyes.
Dawn chuckled. "Don't worry, if there is a robot among us, I'll detect it. Robots don't have an aura. The app is probably broken."
B and Shawn lowered their heads. They really liked the app.
"You're right, but if you see a zombie or a robot, shaman, please let us know," said Shawn, pointing at Dawn.
"Of course I will," said the aura reader, making a little smile.
"Ok enough for the Peanut gallery. Thanks to everyone for joining us today," said LeShawna, winking.
"And thanks to the Mihtâtamowin Yikâwiskâhk's resort for letting us film this show. The best resort in the region, remember if you come to the northwest, Mihtâtamowin Yikâwiskâhk's resort is your place," said Harold, making finger guns at the camera.
Blaineley then sent a kiss to the screen. "*smack* And remember to tune in next week for the last episode of Aftermath for the Masses. And keep voting because this time you're the masters of this season. Goodbye.
Author Notes:
[1] Just a shout-out to my first story, in which Trent and Gwen were part of the Ridonculous Race. One of the plots involved the new season of Total drama, and I decided to make it Tyranny of the Masses.
And yes, as we entered the top 6, we had another Aftermath, but what Is happening on the island while this episode is recorded? I hope this episode resolves some questions, but I guess it only created more.
As usual, did you enjoy the aftermath? What was your favorite joke? Did you enjoy watching the old competitors, or would you prefer to just skip it? Share it with me so I can make the next one better. But anyway next chapter, we will go back to Pahkitew island.
Immunity idols left: all used
D.A.M. Eliminations left: 1
Remaining players: Brick, Courtney, Duncan, Lilly, Mike, Sammy
Eliminated: Cameron, Jasmine, Max, Lindsay, Dawn, Jay, Lightning, Charlotte, Beth, Cody. Zoey, Dramaman, Shawn, Alejandro, Sky, Topher, Amy, Charlotte(r), Heather, Cody(r)
As always, thanks for reading and I hope you like it.