Title: Pink Nightmares
Words: 100
Rating: G
Authors: calanor and morganlefay1958
Warnings: anti-pink sentiments
Disclaimer: We make nothing and they aren't ours sadly.
AN: This little drabble came about after we viewed this pic on HPANA. We challenge anyone else out there to do drabbles based on the effects of "Toady-itis"!
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Severus sighed. After tonight, everyone would understand why he prefers black. That woman and her horrid pink attire would be giving him nightmares for weeks.
His floo flared green. "I brought the Firewhiskey, Severus. This is going to be a very long year."
"Minerva, can we just take Mr. Potter and his friends and lock them up till the end of the year?"
Again the fire flared, "I agree, Severus. I brought the Tennessee bourbon from my niece," Poppy said as she sat down.
Severus rubbed his temples, "Between Umbridge, Albus, and Voldie, why doesn't someone just kill me now?"