"So a fertilizer is a woman with the male organ inside, but still develops as a woman?" Cerberus is understanding a biology book he requested to learn more about the world. He is in his chamber with Mary reading her bible. "How can you even tell the difference?"

"It's easy. They have minor physical attributes to know. Not all the time. A fertilizer can look like an egg carrier and vice versa." Mary explains. "It's why I have to be careful around them because of my anomaly."

"Maybe it's easy for you, but it's practically impossible for me." He sighs.

"Aren't you an egg carrier? Your anomaly seems to affect more on fertilizers."

"No. I'm a male. Which makes me a fertilizer. I guess evolution worked differently here. A world full of lesbians. That would be a paradise for some people. Not for me. You've seen my penis, right?"

"Is that what you call it? I assumed it was an extra leg."

"Jesus. Hell no. If you so much as flick it, I'll feel the worst pain in the world."

"Why would your people have your organ exposed? Seems like a flaw more than a benefit."

"Beats me. It's how we developed. I wish we could conceal it so it won't get in the way. Oh well." He closes the book. "Time to exercise." He goes to the middle of the room. Newi is summoned and they both do warm-ups. "Wanna join us?" He removes his shirt, showing the scars and toned figure.

"I'll pass. If I'm ever in trouble, Santana will always be there."

"You can't always rely on your Protector. There will be situations where you have to defend yourself. You never know. Let's go!" Him and Newi are doing pushups. Mary keeps reading, but occasionally peeks his body. After a whole routine, the two are slumped on the floor catching their breaths. "We're definitely going to feel that in the morning." He laughs while getting up.

"Teeee." She groans.

"Oh Newi~!" Cerberus calls her attention. "Look what I got?" He has in his hand a nail file. She claps excitedly and sits on the bed. He grabs her nails and starts sharpening them. She sighs happily.

"Can you do me next!?" Venus jumps onto his back.

"Sure." He proceeds to work on her nails. Even if Mary can't see Venus, she has been informed of her existence. Which is why she doesn't question the occasions he would talk to himself.

"Can I ask you something personal, if it's not a bother?" Mary says.

"Shoot."

"How did you get those scars?"

"Heh. Which one? All of them have their own story. But I'll tell you the most interesting one. It's when I tried to stop Kain from breaching."

"Kain?"

"Yup. SCP-076. Despite being extremely injured by bombs and turrets implanted, fucker still put up a tough fight. I don't know why Abel wasn't there to help, but they have their reasons."

"I think you got it backwards. Isn't Abel the one who got murdered by his brother? Also, it's pronounced Cain with a c."

"Is it? I get those two mixed up. It was a long time ago and I wasn't exactly attentive during Sunday school." He dismissively hand waves. They stay silent for a moment. "You know, I was half expecting Simon to come in and give us a mission or tests. I guess we really have a day off. Want to walk around the facility for a bit?"

"Sure." Mary wears a white robe made of silk and sandals made of oak trees. Cerberus puts on his usual uniform and white cloak. "Don't you have any other clothes to wear?"

"I feel more comfortable wearing this. I guess the years of survival conditioned me to be ready for any conflict. Now I just need an assault rifle to be complete." He half jokingly says. They step out of the chamber to find no personnel waiting for them. "That's strange. I wonder why there's no security posted outside."

"Maybe we finally got their trust." Mary walks down the hall.

"An update would've been nice to know." He sighs and follows her.

"My birthday is coming up soon."

"Oh shit. That fast? How old are you gonna be?"

"I will be twenty four on May thirteen."

"Shiiiiit. They're gonna have to drop the teenage part on your file then." Mary frowns.

"I do not like that name. Succubus are known to entice other people for their nefarious deeds. I'm not that kind of person."

"The Foundation can be assholes at times." He shrugs. "Who cares what they call you anyways? Either you can live up to the name or become something else."

"Is that why you named yourself Cerberus?" He stays silent. "I'm sorry for bringing it up."

They enter the cafeteria. It barely has any personnel. One particular individual catches the eyes of the hellhound.

She's a chubby brunette wearing a camo jacket with a red shirt underneath and khaki pants with black dress shoes.

"No way." He approaches her. "Dr. Kondraki?" She looks up to him, adjusting her glasses.

"Yes? Oh. You must be SCP-9834." She says nonchalantly.

"I wasn't expecting to see the King of the Booooterflies soon." Him and Mary sit across from her.

"Finally! Someone who understands. Since you're both here, it saves me the trouble." She slides a file at them labeled SCP-001-A. "The key that was recovered is not complete. Only the bow is intact, while the rest has degraded through time. Meaning the parts are still somewhere else."

"You gotta be fucking kidding me." Cerberus sighs.

"That just means we have to get the other parts before the enemy. Do you know where the rest are?" Mary asks.

"Not at the moment. We're still studying SCP-105's Protector fighting capabilities before her picture anomaly. We'll update you on any findings. For now, you're free to wander the facility." Before they can ask more questions, she gets up and leaves.

"God dammit. I can't sit around knowing she's out there looking for it too." He stands.

"What are you going to do?"

"Heading back to my room and going through the possible locations again." He's about to go, but Mary grabs his arm.

"I know you're desperate to stop her, but we should let them do that job and relax while we wait for the results." He thinks for a moment.

"You're right. Haven't had a proper day off since I got here." He yawns. "I think I'll take a small nap." They go back to their chambers.

School Days

Cerberus wakes up in a classroom. He is sitting on a desk.

"The fuck?" He looks around. The students are in black and white like an old school film. He's the only one with color.

"Pay attention. This will be on your next test." The teacher says. She writes 'The Return of the Scarlet' on the board. "Now who here can tell me why it's important to serve our lord and king?" She faces Cerberus, instantly recognizing it's Apakht.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He wakes up again, still in the classroom. It's empty and abandoned. There is graffiti on the wall with the phrase 'The children used to sing'. "Oh shit." He walks around the room. The windows are boarded up, the desks are old and worn through time and the place is covered in black slime. "There's no doubt about it. I'm in SCP-026. But how did I get here?"

"Hello again, son~." Cerberus quickly turns to the source. It's Apakht sitting on a desk in a teacher's outfit.

"Newi!" She appears behind him and lunges at her. Before her attack could connect, she disappeared. Cerberus frantically looks around and spots her standing on the ceiling

"Is that how you treat your own mother? I even got these clothes for the occasion." She sighs.

"What the hell are you scheming!?"

"Me? It should be obvious. You're trying to get the key, so I have to eliminate you. Not that hard to follow."

"Why bring me here then? If you can take me anywhere, why not finish me off while I was asleep?"

"I could've done that. Then again, you're too useful to kill. Maybe I should let you go and collect the parts for me."

"...Are you fucking with me?"

"What do you mean?" She tilts her head to the side.

"You want to kill me, but also want to keep me alive to collect the shit for you. Those are two contradictory statements."

"Out of all the things to point out." She shakes her head. Newi flings a chair at her, but a black tentacle appears from her back and blocks it. Cerberus took the opportunity to leave the room. "Seriously, that boy needs to know his place."

In the hallway, he is running down the hall. The space between rooms is inconsistent, which is disorienting for him. No matter how far he goes, the staircase never gets closer.

"This is impossible. I should've reached it by now."

"You poor boy. Want mommy to hold your hand and take you home?" Apakht appears in front of him and leans against the wall.

"Okay. I don't know if you're going for the Oedipus complex, but this is getting old very fast." She smirks.

"Heh. Already used to my presence. What a shame. I wanted to see you freaking out over desecrating the image of the one who brought you into this world." She laughs.

"You're only keeping me alive to fuck with me, bitch." Then something pops into his mind. "Hang on, how come you're not being affected by my Incubus anomaly?"

"Oho! I was wondering when you were going to notice?" Her Protector materializes behind her.

She has olive skin, no hair, no mouth and her eyes are large milky blue with a lack of iris and pupils. Black belts cover her torso. From the waist down are four black tentacles oozing black and white liquid. She rubs her tendrils on Apakht with the white slime.

"Eugh." He recoils in disgust.

"Mmmm~! That's the good stuff." She eats some of it, making Cerberus gag. "I'm sure you've noticed the black substance spread around the place. That's Get Scared main ability. It increases the potency of any anomaly it infects. That's why the space is more distorted than usual. The white one does the opposite. That's why I'm not trying to ride you at a glance. Though it doesn't nullify it. I still have the urge." She smirks. Get Scared flings the black substance at him.

"Gross! Gross!" He tries to get it off, but it's not going away.

"As much as I would like to watch you get mauled, I have places to be. Adios!" She disappears.

Screams fill the hall. The doors break open and high schoolers run out. They're clothes are ripped due to their increased muscle mass. They spot him and let out their battle cry.

"Get ready, girl. Try not to kill them." She nods as they take a battle stance.

Figlia - Vento Aureo

One of them charges at him, but he steps out of the way and punches her face repeatedly. Then he suplexes her, knocking the girl out. Two more head their way. Newi kicks one in the abdomen and back hands the other her mouth, losing a tooth in the process. Five burst out of a room.

"Jesus! How many are in here!?" He cracks his knuckles. Three run towards him. He takes a deep breath and takes a boxing form. The first one tries to scratch him, but he weaves through the attack. Cerberus punches her gut and proceeds to uppercut her chin. Newi grabs two and smacks their heads against each other, before throwing them towards the finishes off the last two by doing the gut uppercut combo.

"Ooof. I think that's all of them." He wipes the sweat off his brow. Then a large high schooler breaks through the wall from behind them. She cracks her neck and snarls. "Come the fuck on!"

She dashes towards him with impressive speed. Newi grabs a hold on her neck. The girl easily breaks the grip and tosses her to crash on Cerberus. The girl grabs the dazed hound and pins him against the boarded window with great force, it damages the wood. Light pours in from the small openings. He notices the substance evaporate on his arm as it's being hit by the sun. He motions Newi to slice the wood as he tries to keep his pants on from the girl trying to take it off. She slices the boards to let the sunlight in. The girl recoils at the sudden brightness and lets him go to shield her eyes. The black slime completely evaporates from his body.

The girl's muscle mass slightly decreases. Not taking any chances, Newi grabs Cerberus and flies out the window. The girl lets out a shriek, before collapsing on the floor. They both land in a forest nearby the school. Newi scouts around for anybody. He pulls out his phone and dials for Simon.

"Cerberus!? Are you okay!?" She sounds hysterical.

"Yeah I'm fine. Listen, I'm currently near SCP-026. Send a chopper and Mary. Follow the coordinates in my phone." He instructs before hanging up. "I'm telling you, girl. This is nothing like the hentai makes it out to be." He sighs.