"Oh, fuck! Oh, my god, right fucking there!"
"Oh, fuck, Itsuka ..."
"Mmmm ..."
"Fuck!"
The sound of wet squishing, hips being slammed repeatedly against each other, something being sucked on, and high pitched moaning was audible even from where Setsuna was sitting hunched over on the stairs, a hand stuffed down her pants and thrusting her fingers in and out of her pussy. Hell, based on how turned on she felt right now she was tempted to just dislodge her head and lick herself out as she heard the sound of Izuku, Itsuka and Yui fucking each other's brains out, making Setsuna pant raggedly at the mental image that she was fantasizing about.
She had no idea how they were making it work on the stupid queen-sized bed that all the girls got for their rooms when they moved in to the house (even when she and Izuku had sex, they sometimes ran into some situations where one party hung half off the bed), but the sounds of their lovemaking, easily heard even from two rooms down the hallway, kept driving Setsuna's hand into her pants and making her keen quietly. A thin layer of sweat lined her forehead as she leaned against the wall, biting her lip as she moved her fingers around in her folds, listening to the sound of what she presumed was Izuku pounding into Itsuka while Yui sucked on something. Since she presumed Izuku was busy fucking her right now, and his voice was coming out pretty clean, she had to assume that … well, she had to assume that it was not Izuku fucking both girls at the same time, it was all three of them having a go at each other, which answered the question of whether or not Itsuka was bi. From the sudden sounds of Itsuka's moaning sounding muffled as though she was being kissed while Izuku grunted out loud, she answered that as a very big 'yes'.
This had been going on for ... god, about half an hour now? Setsuna had felt thirsty and was going to go downstairs to grab some water, and maybe tell Pony and Ibara to turn down the TV (although she had no idea how to ask that when Ibara was in her demon-killing mood - she once got so frustrated she threw the controller blindly behind her and beaned Kinoko right in the forehead) when, as she got to the stairwell, a weird noise caught her attention. Curiosity overcoming her, Setsuna climbed up the stairs to the fourth floor to properly investigate, and blinked when she heard the sound of sucking and grunting coming from Itsuka's room - and once she heard Itsuka crying out, she had realized pretty much immediately what it was. Initially, she had just smirked and felt tempted to text Itsuka to tease her about how she got to have sex two nights in a row when no one else did, mostly as a poke of fun and not actually a complaint - and then she heard Yui's moaning as well, and quickly realized what exactly was happening in that room - Izuku, Yui and Itsuka were having sex. Together.
There were very few things that could make Setsuna genuinely blush, other than the lovey-dovey stuff Izuku did that occasionally caught her offguard, but the realization that two of her closest friends were having sex with the mutual crush of every single girl in this house had thrown Setsuna completely off her game and forced any teasing thoughts out of her mind. And then, before she could even think about what to do next (like hurrying the fuck out of there), she heard the sounds of full blown moaning and the sound of the mattress squeaking - which would mean that they started actually having sex, if the ominous sound of Itsuka's bed creaking loudly was any indication. Setsuna had blinked hard, her face feeling like it was burning, and moved to go back down to her room to pretend she hadn't heard all that - up until she hesitated, hearing Itsuka crying out in elation and Yui's muffled and pleasing hums, and feeling a tingling sensation in her privates. Letting out a smal curse, she sighed and, giving into temptation, sat down on the stairs near the fourth floor, unzipped her pants, and stuffed her hand into her panties.
And here she was half an hour in, sweating up a storm through her clothes and biting her lip to prevent her moans from escaping her mouth as she listened to the threeway happening right now and wishing she was a part of it. Yep, halfway through her masturbation she began fantasizing about storming in there with a witty one liner, throwing off her clothes, getting the three of them even more turned on than they already probably were (to have a threesome, they must be running purely on lust right now) and diving head first into the pile of bodies.
She imagined Izuku thrusting in and out of her again and again, looking up into that handsome face scrunched up as her pussy wrapped around his cock, making the real life Setsuna shudder with lust. She imagined pushing him onto his back, giving him a small insult of endearment (their lovemaking last time happened without the insults, mostly because she wanted it to be more about love than lust - that, plus she needed to come up with some insults that didn't sound mean). She imagined him taking her from behind, her sitting on his face, his cock in her mouth, and felt her stomach start to twist again as an orgasm started rising within her again.
The fantasies about Izuku made her continue to thrust her fingers in and out, and ... okay, she'll admit it, she was totally fantasizing about Yui and Itsuka too. When she had been asked, she jokingly referred to herself as bi-curious, and she thought she had meant that - but the sound of Itsuka and Yui right now was driving her crazy as much as Izuku was right now. She felt her imagination about what she's seen of Itsuka and Yui naked in the shower continue to come to mind, and felt another shudder go through her as she continued fingering herself. Fantasizing about her best friends licking up her sweat and smothering themselves in her breasts. Setsuna's dominant streak also envisioned her bending Yui over and fingering the stoic girl to orgasm, imagining the calm, blank look on Yui's face breaking into a beautiful orgasmic face. She imagined moving Itsuka's leg over her shoulder so she could better hump her leg, envisioning tribbing her class president, and feeling a twitch of elation shoot through her.
Oh, and there's Itsuka's voice going up a few octaves again, indicating she was about to cum, if her screams of pleasure were any indication. As the sounds of hips meeting hips increased in tempo, with the dinosaur-loving girl imagining Izuku picking up his speed thrusting into the orange-haired girl, Setsuna felt herself begin to pant again, driving her fingers in and out of herself faster and faster as she felt her legs start to twitch, realzing that she was about to -
"Set?"
In hindsight, Setsuna was very lucky that she make any loud noises of surprise at the sound of Reiko's voice softly calling her name, but she did jump about a mile high and immediately withdrew her hand from her panties, wincing when her hand came out shining with moisture and making it even more obvious what she was doing, as though the ghost girl needed more evidence that she caught Setsuna masturbating on the stairs. She quickly looked down the stairs to the third floor entrance, seeing both Reiko and Kinoko staring up at her as they heard Itsuka crying out again. It was obvious from where Setsuna was sitting that both Reiko and Kinoko were blushing up a storm - although whether it was from what they just caught Setsuna doing, or the sounds that the entire house could probably hear right now, that would remain a mystery.
Looking a bit closer, Setsuna could see the two girls dressed in their swim gear, with Reiko glancing backwards downstairs before back up to Setsuna and leaning forward slightly.
"We were about to go take a dip in the hot tub," she explained quietly, continuing to blush and wincing when they heard the sound of Itsuka screaming out again, "just so we can - you know - not overhear that anymore."
"Oh," Setsuna cleared her throat, glancing down the fourth floor hall again with her own small blush. "R-right."
"Do you, uh ... do you wanna join us?" Kinoko asked a bit timidly, somehow even redder than her girlfriend, "Just for like - five minutes?"
"Uh - yeah," Setsuna nodded, feeling that now was probably her time to escape and quickly getting up to walk awkwardly down the stairs - god, she came like three times since she started listening in to their threesome, she really needed a change of pants at least - and past the girls. "Just - give me five minutes to clean up a little bit, and I'll be out soon."
"Very good," Reiko quickly nodded, and Setsuna heard them follow her down the stairs and past her as she headed into the second floor to grab her swim gear - and winced when she realized she could hear the sex upstairs even from there. She really wasn't sure what she was supposed to do with the knowledge that Yui could moan like that - other than imagining scenarios where she barged into the stoic girl's room and made her give those sounds again - but Setsuna quickly slapped herself as she grabbed her bikini.
No, bad Setsuna, she lightly reprimanded herself, let's not go down that road again.
About five minutes later, Setsuna tiptoed down to the first floor where Ibara and Pony playing video games, glancing over and seeing Pony cheering Ibara on as she fought through some hell level, and, as quiet as a mouse, went down the hall past the bathroom, laundry room and showers to the back of the house, opening the sliding door and stepping into the backyard, hearing the crickets chirping and moths gathering around the light showing off the back of their house. Reiko and Kinoko were already in the hot tub, sighing in relief as they leaned back against the hot tub, and tried to rub the blushes off their faces as the green-haired girl treaded across the grass barefooted to join them. Setsuna let out her own sigh of relief as she climbed into the hot water, slipping in easily and relaxing as she leaned back against the plastic tub and glanced up at the evening sky, seeing stars start to twinkle above them. For the next minute, the three girls sat in silence, staring up at the sky and not at each other at all, before Setsuna glanced back down at their red faces (and let's be honest, hers felt as red as theirs looked) and let out a small, weak chuckle.
"Er - sorry you guys caught me like that," she apologized, glancing back up at the sky, "kinda, uh ... kinda got carried away with all that. I should've gone to my room to do that kind of thing."
"It's no worries," Reiko sighed, rubbing her red cheeks with both hands as she continued studying the stars, "we completely understand."
"Yeah," Kinoko nodded, still redder than both of the girls in the hot tub, "completely."
Setsuna raised her eyebrow at that little remark, as her gaze returned to the two girlfriends sitting with her as they continued to blush red, maybe a bit more than the situation demanded. Thankfully, seeing them like that shook Setsuna out of the funk she'd been in for the last half hour listening to three of the closet friends she had fucking each other, and she felt a teasing smile gracing her lips as she tilted her head.
"So," she smirked, seeing the two girlfriends look around to her when her voice caught their attention again, "I imagine I wasn't the only one listening in to their little … escapade. Looks like we got three eavesdroppers relaxing in this hot tub."
Reiko raised her eyebrow, and leaned back as well, feeling a small smirk grace her lips. "I wouldn't exactly call it eavesdropping if they're a floor above us and being loud as hell."
"Yeah," Kinoko giggled, "they aren't exactly being subtle about what they're doing."
"Well …" Setsuna leaned forward, feeling her teasing grin starting to spread across her face and making Reiko and Kinoko suddenly gulp in nervousness, "That means you guys also …?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... we," Reiko said with a twinge of hesitation, her pale face making her blush even more obvious, "may have … fingered each other … while listening in."
Both girlfriends avoided Setsuna's shit-eating grin when she heard that, leaning back and laughing a little bit at pretty much admitting that they didn't do much better than her, which resulted in Kinoko splashing her a bit with her own teasing grin. With a small sputter and another giggle, Setsuna shrugged and gave them a more reasonable grin.
"I mean, I can't exactly judge," she reasoned fairly, "since I was the one debating going in there and joining them."
"We … would be lying if we said that didn't cross our minds," Reiko sighed, pursing her lips slightly as she slipped a bit further down into the bubbling water and keeping her head above the surface, "but we ended up getting too nervous and - really just needed to come out here to try to unwind."
Setsuna chuckled a bit at that, and leaned back more comfortably in the hot tub, glancing back up at the sky. They only had to turn their gazes to the light in Itsuka's window to know that they were still in there, and could probably guess that it was still going on. They felt themselves blush a bit when a shadow passed by the window, although they couldn't really make out what it was or who it might be, and glanced at each other again with their cheeks burning slightly.
"So …" Setsuna glanced between the two girls, feeling her smirk fade away, "... what do you think this is going to mean?"
"What do you mean?" Kinoko asked, wrinkling her brow in confusion
"I mean …" Setsuna sighed, and leaned forward again, "... Parsley's slept with all seven of us now. Only took him almost two months, but he did it. And now Yui and Itsuka are double teaming him. Do you think … honestly, I have no idea how this is going to start impacting things in the house."
"I guess …" Reiko hesitated, looking a bit unsure, "... maybe it means that he doesn't mind having sex with - multiple partners? As in -"
"Maybe," Kinoko said quietly, glancing back up at Itsuka's window, "it means that he's making a decision on ..."
Both Setsuna and Reiko winced, reminded of ... the talk tomorrow. Honestly, between the stress of talking to the teachers today and then the unwinding afterwards watching movies, and then listening in to Izuku having sex with two girls at once, the fact that they were supposed to be talking about Izuku's relationships with them had slipped from Setsuna's mind.
If she was being honest, however, Setsuna hadn't really been keen on talking about what Izuku was going to do in regards to his ... situation with everyone in the first place. Half of it was because honestly, she felt that everything in the house was fine now; no one was jealous of one another, everyone was more than fine with Izuku going around and having sex with everyone, and - honestly, it was almost like Izuku was in a relationship with everyone in the house, and no one minded in the least. Another half, however, was Setsuna knowing that the conversation tomorrow may pressure Izuku to finally bite the bullet and … pick one of them to finally date.
That thought, of course, sent an unpleasant feeling in Setsuna's stomach, feeling her lips purse slightly. She wasn't comfortable with the thought of Izuku feeling pressured to pick one of them - mostly, of course, because she knew that no one in this house would be happy if Izuku chose one of them to date, even the one he would choose. That, and she knew that Izuku didn't want to break their hearts - so if Izuku felt like he had no choice but to actually pick one of them, no one was going to be happy at all.
Honestly, she could shake the feeling that ...
"Am I stupid," Setsuna sighed wearingly as she glanced up at the stars again, "or is there something we're missing here?"
"Hm?" Reiko wrinkled her brow. "What do you mean?"
"Like ... I'm thinking of what would happen if - you know, Parsley had to choose between us," She could tell that Reiko and Kinoko winced at that, and she did feel bad about reminding them of that particular thought, but she continued on, "but ... it's like there's some easy solution to this whole mess that I'm ... just not thinking of. Like ... like how to make sure that none of us get hurt, and - and Parsley doesn't have to choose between us, but I just - I can't think of what that would be."
Reiko and Kinoko blinked at that, and then looked at each other, before glancing down at the bubbling water, Kinoko pouting a bit while Reiko sighed.
"I ... think I know what you mean," the ghost girl admitted, while Kinoko nodded in agreement, "that there's this ... solution to this problem that no one's thinking about. The only problem is, I can't think of any solution to this situation that doesn't at least break one of our hearts. And ... if Izuku is forced to choose ... I'm frightened he'll only do it because he feels that he's being pressured into it, and no one will be happy."
"Yeah," Kinoko pouted, "and we all know that he's not going to be happy anyway if he has to choose between us - he'd probably rather get into three rounds with Bakugou than be forced to hurt us."
"You got that right," Setsuna chuckled a bit weakly, "the boy got pretty assertive with us back when we were fucking up, and he set us straight with the talk where he pretty much told us we sucked and to try and get his forgiveness - but I doubt that he's ready or that he wants to break everyone's hearts. I just ... honestly, it might sound scummy of me, but I just wish there was a way that this whole thing could continue. Like - Parsley coming around and being all cute with us, kissing us and hugging us and all that shit. Honestly, I might have been masturbating to them tonight, but if I had to give up having sex with him so that this could stay the same, I'd do it in a heartbeat."
"If only," Reiko smiled softly, "although the two of us haven't really gotten much attention on that front lately - it seems like Izuku's been a bit Itsuka-crazed in the last two days - although I can hardly blame him, it's been a long time coming and it seems like she's a very … well, a very pleasing lover, if what we heard tonight is any indication. I just wish Kinoko and I had a chance to jump in on that before everything went down."
"Yeah," Kinoko closed her eyes briefly, enjoying the bubbles from the hot tub while pouting a bit, at least looking forward to changing the subject a bit, "between our confession to him, the exam, us going shopping, his birthday, then him moving out and then back in, me and Reiko haven't really had any alone time with him yet! Especially after we told him we wanted to romance him together! Although ... maybe if the conversation goes well tomorrow, we can persuade him to have our own threesome, Reiko, since he's apparently down for them now."
"Hey now, don't leave me behind, girl," Setsuna chuckled, kicking the two lightly, "if there's orgies to be had, I better be included. Plus, I don't think Pony would be confident enough to have a threesome with Izuku, and I think Ibara would burn me at the stake for trying to even touch her boobs. That means you two get the pleasure of seeing my sexy naked body."
"That's assuming that we even want to see you naked," Reiko teased, while Kinoko giggled. Before Setsuna could come up with a retort, probably by flaunting her breasts in a teasing manner, Reiko's expression suddenly turned serious, as though reminded of something, and she glanced at her girlfriend.
"Actually ... speaking of sex with Midoriya."
"Huh?" Kinoko glanced at her girlfriend briefly in confusion, and then her own expression turned serious, which surprised Setsuna - it was rare to see the mushroom girl's face with anything but the goofy grin she always had on. "Oh. Oh, yeah."
"Have you ... thought about it a bit more, Kinoko? Again, I'm not trying to pressure you into doing something you don't want to," Reiko reached for her hand underneath the water and squeezed it in comfort, "especially something this ..."
"Bold?" Kinoko guessed, and giggled a bit when Reiko timidly nodded. "I'm ... honestly, I'm still thinking about it, Rei. It's not like I'm ... opposed to the idea, not at all! It's just ... something you and I haven't done before, especially with … with him. I just ..."
"Er ... sorry, am I missing something?" Setsuna raised her eyebrow, and both Reiko and Kinoko jumped a bit and quickly looked around again, as though they had forgotten Setsuna was there. "Unless this is something that's not my business, in that case I can go back inside - I think the light's off in Itsuka's room, I can probably sneak back up to my room."
"No, no, it's okay, it's not something we should … well, not something I think we would hide from the other girls." Reiko shook her head, and glanced back at Kinoko in question. "Should we tell her? Or would you rather keep it private for now?"
"I mean ... it's not like we were thinking this was going to be some well-guarded secret anyway," Kinoko shrugged, smiling a bit shyly, "so - yeah, we can tell her now."
"Okay," Setsuna leaned forward slightly, her curiosity piqued, "what are you two talking about?"
"Well ... this, by the way, was a conversation we were having earlier, before we overheard the threesome," Reiko explained, unable to stop her pale face from blushing again at the very thought of what happened tonight, "and it's actually quite ironic that our conversation was interrupted by the sounds of a threesome - because what we were talking about was rather the opposite of that."
"... okay, I'm kinda lost." Setsuna narrowed her eyes slightly. "What exactly were you two talking about?"
Reiko and Kinoko exchanged another glance, as though privately asking one more time if they were sure it was okay to tell their green-haired roommate. Once they exchanged a nod between themselves, Reiko sighed again and glanced back at Setsuna, the blush on her face deepening by the second.
"Well … earlier tonight, we had noticed that we ... we had a recurring issue during the rare times we actually did something intimate with Midoriya," Reiko confessed. "We realized that ... both times we were intimate with him - when we slept together and when we kissed him to sleep - it was when we were doing it together. When it comes to having something intimate or sexy with Midoriya, it's always the two of us doing it together."
"Okay ...?"
"So," Kinoko finally muttered for the first time in about a minute, going even redder, "we talked about it, and ... we know that we do want to romance him together and bring him into our relationship, neither of doubt that... but we also realized that there are going to be times where the three of us can't be together, and that shouldn't impede on our - on the times we want to be intimate. So if we really wanted to let him know that we think that he's special - and so me and Reiko don't run into the habit of trying to do everything with him together - we were talking about ... maybe having some sexy times with Izuku ... by ourselves."
"Huh? What does that mean?"
"She means," Reiko sagged a bit, "that we were talking about the possibility of I having sex with Midoriya - by myself. As in, it's just me and him. And - and we're also talking about Kinoko doing the same."
Oh, boy.
The longer he laid on his side, the more nervous, anxious and very lowkey aroused Izuku felt. He could feel himself going redder by the minute the longer both pairs of hands were on him, one hand resting on his hip and the other on his arm, slightly rubbing his bicep even in her sleep. He could hear both girls snoring quietly behind him, which wasn't exactly a complaint - honestly, Yui was so quiet Izuku almost had to strain to hear her, and Itsuka's cute little snores sent a happy little thump in his heart. That wasn't a problem.
No, the problem was that, while one hand rested gently on him, the other had a pretty tight grip on him that he couldn't get out of. And he was running late to go out and garden with Ibara.
It was early in the morning, Yui's alarm clock showing the time as 5:57 am, and the sun was already gently rising into the sky through her window. He could hear birds start to chirp outside the window to sound in the new day, and he could distantly hear the sound of someone moving around upstairs, probably Ibara getting ready to head out and tend to the garden - and he'd be more than happy to help her out with that, as he would every day, if not for Yui hugging around him like a vice, breathing against his neck and making him go redder and redder while Itsuka's hand somehow ended up underneath him and hugging him and Yui both. While normally he would kill to have this level of comfort, especially with the soft Yui pressing her naked body up against him, he had to go help Ibara with the garden - but as of right now, there was no way he could escape from the two girls cuddling him without waking them up, and he really didn't want to do that either.
Taking a chance to glance behind him, he blushed a bit seeing Itsuka let out a grumble and cuddling more into Yui, the orange-haired girl continuing to use her other hand to stroke his arm, and making him gulp a bit more. There was ... honestly no way he was going to get out of this without waking one of the girls up, and he wanted to make sure they slept in a little bit - last night's events were already starting to catch up with him, making his legs feel a bit weak even as he laid down, and his muscles feeling more than a bit sore. That, and while he knew that he still had to go out to talk with Shouto and the rest of the Dekusquad (his thoughts were still a bit foggy from waking up, not really connecting what he had to talk to them about right now), and he knew that the girls probably wanted to do something with him after that today - so he wanted to make sure that Itsuka and Yui were well rested, especially after what they did last night.
Maybe he could -
Before he could try to think of a way to get out of this predicament without waking them up, or just saying to hell with it and closing his eyes again (he could certainly feel his eyes starting to grow heavier), he heard his phone vibrate on the bedside table. Blinking, and wondering who was texting him at this early hour, he scooped up his phone to check, and winced when he saw who was messaging him at … 6:05 in the morning, five minutes after he was supposed to be outside.
IBARA
hey! i assume you're still sleeping, since you're not out here yet. just wanted to let you know that i can garden by myself today if you're too tired, so you don't have to worry
YOU
i'm awake!
just
i'm kinda stuck
IBARA
stuck?
what do you mean? do you need help?
YOU
um
itsuka and yui
they uh
got me trapped
and i can't get out without waking them up
IBARA
oooooooh
YOU
sorry :(
IBARA
I see!
don't worry then, izuku, it's okay
i can garden by myself today, you sleep in
YOU
are you sure? i can figure something out and come out
IBARA
i'm positive
besides, i once went to sleep with itsuka once back when we lived in the dorms, once she has you in her grasp it's very difficult to get out
you can go back to sleep, i'll handle the garden by myself today
YOU
... okay
sorry again
IBARA
:)
don't be sorry, it's okay
i'll see you later
While Izuku didn't like Ibara having to garden by herself, he couldn't deny that he felt a small, warm feeling from the comfort she was giving him even through a series of text messages, and let out a tiny sigh as he closed his phone and put it back on the bedside table beside Yui's and Itsuka's. Once he laid his head back down on the pillow, he could already feel his eyes start to grow heavier, and the warmth emulating from the girls behind him made him feel sleep start to overcome him once again. He felt his eyes grow heavier and heavier before he finally gave in and closed his eyes, letting out a soft sigh as he immediately fell back asleep.
Wow, one of his last thoughts was before he was pulled back into dreaming, I must be more tired than I thought ...
It would be around five hours later that Izuku would wake up again and stay awake, letting out a small grunt as his eyes opened again and he subconsciously smacked his lips. He lifted his head slightly to see the room lit by the risen sun shining in from the window, but Izuku felt his brow wrinkle. He felt like … something was off. He wasn't sure what woke him up, but he felt like it should be obvious. The warmth from the two girls behind him was gone, but what was -?
- and then he felt a small shift in the bed, as though someone had moved. Then he heard a small hum. Then he heard a quiet smacking of lips, accompanied by a small gasp for air.
Izuku blinked, his brain not really catching up to what he was hearing - smacking lips and quiet giggles and the sound of something being rubbed, the sound of bedsheets being moved filling his ears - and then he realized what he was hearing, feeling his eyes widen, a small blush blooming onto his face, and his mouth opening slightly. Before he could stop himself, he felt words escape his lips without meaning to.
"Are you two kissing?"
The gentle smacking stopped at once, the shifting in bed also ceasing immediately. For a few seconds, there was nothing but silence in the room, with Izuku continuing to stare at the wall with a blush on his face, before he heard Itsuka mutter, "Maybe?"
Wrinkling his brow, Izuku let out a small grunt as he rolled around onto his back, turning his head to finally look at the other two girls in the bed. Sure enough, Yui was laying on top of Itsuka, both girls turning their heads to look at him while Itsuka's hands were wrapped around Yui's back and grabbing her ass, and Yui's hands fondling Itsuka's breasts. At least they were still under the covers, with Itsuka still laying on her back and Yui straddling her. Izuku gulped nervously at the slightly erotic scene before him, although he felt his eyebrow raising at their apparent lack of self-control.
Itsuka, for her part, looked embarrassed that they had been caught, while Yui only raised an eyebrow.
"Er - in my defence," The orange-haired girl shrugged, smiling weakly, "I woke up to her kissing me like - two minutes ago. S-sorry about that."
"I mean - it's not like I have a problem with you guys kissing, not at all," Izuku shrugged good-naturedly, still going steadier redder when he saw how full Itsuka's hands were with Yui's breasts and gulping nervously. "Just ... how exactly did this happen? Yui, did you wake up two minutes ago and started making out with Itsuka?"
"Pretty much," Yui nodded, "and if you don't mind my morning breath, I'm more than happy to make out with you too."
"..."
"..."
"... okay," Izuku muttered sheepishly, going a bit redder and smiling awkwardly and with embarrassment.
Both girls shook their heads at him, but still, they were more than happy to let Izuku crawl further into the bed so that he could lay beside Itsuka and Yui could stretch her leg slightly so that she straddled both of them, and Izuku felt a more natural smile grace his face when Yui immediately leaned in and delivered a kiss to his lips, followed by Itsuka kissing his cheek. And that was Izuku's life for the next few minutes, being kissed silly by both girls, not using their tongues but merely pressing kisses to his lips, cheeks and forehead while he kissed them back.
Once they were satisfied with pressing their lips against every inch of his face, they rearranged themselves so that Izuku could lay on his back in the middle of the bed, Yui cuddling into him on his left and Itsuka laying on his right, and the three of them cuddled together again, ignoring his morning wood awkwardly poking up underneath the sheet as the girls laid their heads on his shoulders and Izuku laid back in the comfortable, soft pillows.
"Er ... so ..." Izuku cleared his throat, his hands absently rubbing their backs, "... are ... are we all good after last night? Do you guys -"
"Are you asking if we have any regrets?" Yui asked in a monotone voice, and with Izuku hesitatingly nodding, she shook her head. "Nope. No regrets over here. I had sex with two sexy people, and I want to go again."
"Well ... maybe not right now," Itsuka shook her head, but still smiled, "but yeah, I agree - no regrets from me either. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't really expect to find out I was bisexual that way, but - I'm certainly not going to complain."
"Neither am I," Yui bluntly said.
"... neither am I," Izuku admitted, prompting giggles and eyerolls from the girls. "Um ... but can I ask ... what does this mean for both of you? Yui, you said that you - you want to romance both of us. Does - does that mean you're ...?" Gulping a bit nervously, he asked in a quiet, nervous voice, "are you two dating now?"
"Well," Yui glanced at Itsuka again, asking through her eyes if it was okay to tell him and continuing to speak when Itsuka nodded, "the truth is, Izuku, Itsuka and I did talk when you left last night, about ... what exactly was going to happen between us."
"O-oh," Izuku gulped, blushing a bit and glancing between the two girls, "and? What's - what's going to happen?"
Both Itsuka and Yui glanced at each other again, before turning their gazes back to Izuku
"Well, you might have guessed ... we talked, and - and she confirmed that she's interested in me." Yui confessed, going a bit red. "And we ... both know how we feel for you. So ... if you want to, Itsuka and I want to give it a try."
"I … honestly, Izuku, I love you," Itsuka admitted, going slightly red, "and … and I do admit, my feelings for Yui might not be as strong as … as the ones I have for you. I hate to admit that, but it's true. However … I don't think that's something negative - I mean, I fell in love with you over the course of two months, I'm pretty sure it won't take longer than that for me to start feeling that way for Yui. So … I might not bust out the 'I love you's to you just yet, Yui, but eventually, I know I will."
"I'm fine with that," Yui nodded, "take your time - I'd rather have a sincere 'I love you' than one that comes two days after we start dating."
"Yeah," Itsuka nodded, and rubbed her hand against Izuku's chest. "So … so with that in mind, Izuku, if ... if you'd have us, both of us would be willing to date you together. But only if you want to - please, don't feel pressured to do something that we want that you might be uncomfortable with."
Izuku glanced between the two girls, seeing both of them looking slightly worried, and then felt a natural smile grace his face as he leaned up slightly, continuing to cuddle the two girls - although there was a small pit in his stomach as he remembered what was happening tonight.
"I - I don't feel pressured at all right now, guys, so don't worry," he nodded, seeing both girls light up when he confirmed that, "I ... I really don't mind dating you two. It's just ..."
"The conversation with all the girls tonight." Yui nodded, while Itsuka winced. "We know. We're not asking you out now, Izuku, but ... we just wanted to let you know that we - we intend to do this together, but only if you want to."
"I …" Izuku hesitated for only a second, glancing between both beautiful girls laying with him, and felt a small smile grace his lips as he glanced between them.
"... okay," he nodded, "I ... honestly, if I'm telling the truth, dating the both of you would be a dream come true … so I'm more than happy with the two of you."
Both Itsuka and Yui faltered when he finished that sentence, taken aback by what he just said, and Izuku felt his smile slide off his face as confusion overcame him, glancing between the two girls while a small well of worry suddenly started filling in his stomach.
"Uh ... guys?" He asked, feeling himself stiffen up slightly when neither girl responded. "Are you okay?"
"Did he just flirt with us? But like, intentionally and successfully?" Itsuka wondered out loud, not really considering Izuku suddenly squeaking when he realized what exactly he said. "Like - there wasn't a stutter in there at all. He was genuinely charming for a second there, it was amazing."
"Mm-hm." Yui nodded, glancing down at his morning wood hidden successfully by the bedsheets as Izuku went redder and redder. "Honestly, if I had a bit more energy from last night right now, I'd be tempted to give him a blowjob for that. That was a very good line."
"Ugh - ah - um - er -"
"Okay, maybe not a blowjob," Itsuka rolled her eyes, "because if we did have the energy to do that, we'll be here forever - but you know what, I definitely know that a few kisses are in order."
"A few -? Mmph!"
And that was how Izuku spent the next half hour of his morning, being kissed silly by Itsuka and Yui again and deciding to just lay there and let them pamper him a bit. They would've been more than fine with kissing him a bit longer, until they noticed that it was getting around to 10:30, so they needed to get dressed and go get some breakfast - especially since, now that they were listening, they could hear the girls already up and about.
With Yui giving them one more kiss, both Izuku and Itsuka snuck out of Yui's room to head upstairs and get dressed, Izuku so giddy about being kissed so much he didn't even notice that he was walking naked through the house (although Itsuka did give him a reminder of his current state when she smacked his butt when turning down her hall and jolting him out of his dreamy state). Once he was in his room, Izuku shook himself out of his dreamy state, getting dressed in his kanji t-shirt and shorts, and grabbed Setsuna's necklace for him from the counter, draping it around his neck.
He also got a text from Tenya that he glanced at, and quickly typed out a confirmation before heading downstairs. He didn't really pay it much mind, his thoughts already on the girls downstairs and ready to go through an entire day with them again - this one free from the stress that had been plaguing them all week from Izuku having to move out. He was looking forward to a stressless day today.
As soon as his foot met the last step of the bottom floor, he jumped a bit when there was a sudden round of applause. He quickly glanced up at the kitchen table to see Setsuna, Kinoko and Reiko clapping for him, all three of them still wearing their pajamas, while Ibara spread some butter on her toast and Pony giggled a bit at their antics. Yui was sitting down with her bowl of cereal beside Itsuka, not really paying mind to the sarcastic applause towards her and the other two, while Itsuka grinned at everyone through a blush on her face, rubbing her hair sheepishly.
"Well, well, well," Setsuna's grin was very wide, Izuku gulping a bit when he saw how shit-eating it was and how gleeful she looked at this prime teasing material, "here's the man of the hour."
"Er -"
"Two girls at the same time!" Kinoko crowed, making Izuku squeak and go red immediately, prompting the girls to giggle when he wrapped his arms around his head in reflex. "How cool, Midori! I knew you had it in you, but not that much!"
"Although, maybe you should keep it down a little next time," Reiko shrugged as she bit into her apple, "it's a bit hard to … well, not pay attention to what was going on last night above us. We only made it about halfway through until we couldn't take it and went out to the hot tub. But at least it was done when we came back in to go to bed - I'm pretty sure you three were in the showers when we came back inside."
"Oh, god, you all heard that," Izuku groaned, moving to sit down at the table so he could slump in his seat and lay his head on the hard table, hearing Setsuna giggling above him. "I'm sorry, guys, we just - we kinda got carried away."
"I mean, it's no biggie!" Kinoko laughed. "We just find it funny how many busy night's you've had from the last three days! First Set, then Itsuka, and then Itsuka and Yui! Honestly, we kinda expected you to take a break after you slept with Itsuka the first night, but apparently not! The horny train has no brakes. Woo-woo!"
"In his defense," Yui raised her hand, "this wasn't just him being his usual charming self, this time it was a group effort."
"I mean, obviously - that's how a threesome works." Reiko nodded, making the girls giggle.
"But now for the main question, Mr. Midoriya!" Setsuna said dramatically, and held out her hand like she was holding an invisible microphone to Izuku's face, "Who are you planning to seduce next?!"
"H-huh?" Izuku blinked, unable to stop a small smile from her goofing off as he raised his head from the table to look at her, "Who's - next?"
"Indeed!" Setsuna continued to pretend to be an investigative reporter, shoving her 'microphone' further into Izuku's face and making him let out a small laugh at her antics, "In my investigations, I have noticed a recurring theme with you - seducing the women of this good household! First, you seduced yours truly, in a gripping, passionate night full of ridiculous passionate sex! Next, the well meaning and beautiful Itsuka Kendou, with whom you have broken a wall! And now, to learn that not only did you seduce Miss Kendou yet again, you added the stoic, mysterious Yui Kodai to the mix! Now answer! Who will the serial romancer target next?! Will it be the foreign beauty Pony Tsunotori? The ethereal Reiko Yanagi? The charming Ibara Shiozaki? The mushroom crazed Kinoko Komori? Tell us!"
"Why am I just mushroom-crazed?" Kinoko pouted at the description Setsuna gave her, with Reiko patting her shoulder with very little sympathy while Izuku struggled to hold in his giggles as Setsuna pushed the invisible microphone into his face. "I'm sexy, too - I'm more than just mushrooms!"
"Indeed, you are very sexy," Setsuna gave her, while the other girls giggled at Kinoko's pout, "now, if you stopped touching our boobs and growing mushrooms, and stopped with the mushroom puns too, you'd be even sexier."
"Give up the puns? Never! I take back my complaints! Mushrooms are life!"
Izuku chuckled at that, and turned back to his bowl, pouring some milk into the cereal so that he could start eating - from how his stomach growled, he realized that he probably should've gotten something to eat right after having sex with Itsuka and Yui last night. While the other girls chortled and Setsuna finally relented with her investigative reporter bit, turning back to her breakfast and grabbing her spoon, Kinoko turned her gaze over to Izuku, and leaned forward slightly.
"So!" She gave him a big smile as she picked up her spoon to scoop some cereal into her mouth. "What's the plan for today?"
"H-huh?" Izuku blinked, pausing as he raised the spoon of cereal and milk to his mouth to chew, "What do you mean?"
"I mean - what're we doing today!" She tapped the table. "I know we got the - y'know, the talk about relationships later, but that mushn't be the only thing we do today! We should have some fun, too!"
"As much as I want to beat you over the head for that god-awful pun," Reiko swirled her spoon in her cereal, unable to suppress her own smirk, "I believe you raise a point. If this conversation is something we're all dreading, we should at least have something fun to look forward to today as well to even out what may be a depressing conversation - and I'm not saying it will be depressing, I'm just assuming that it'll be another serious conversation. And honestly, it might be better to get that conversation out of the way so that we can have some fun afterwards."
"Huh ..." Pony sat back a bit in her seat, thinking while everyone glanced at one another, "... I mean, I'm okay with doing something fun today!"
"Same!" Setsuna grinned, chewing on her breakfast.
"Well, I think that it should be up to Midori!" Kinoko clapped her hands together, with all seven girls looking to Izuku as he froze with his spoon in his mouth, gulping a bit nervously when the attention of all seven girls was back on him. "I mean, we made him watch movies with us all day, he should be able to pick what we do tonight!"
"That's true," Itsuka nodded slowly, sitting back in her seat and humming slightly, "we have pretty much been in charge of what we do as a group - let's leave it up to Izuku on what we do tonight." When he perked up at that with wide eyes and a hopeful smile, she quickly raised a hand. "No All Might marathons, reviews, or anything like that, please."
Izuku immediately slumped down, pouting slightly that his idea had been shot down before he was even able to say it, while the girls around him giggled and patted his shoulder in sympathy. Izuku shook his head a bit, but still smiled and leaned back slightly, thinking about what they could do tonight after their 'talk' - he knew that depending on how well or how awful it could go, they may need some time to lie back and relax, and just chill and hang out with each other. He was hoping that it would be like what Ibara and Pony said last night - the girls hearing that he couldn't choose between them and leaving it at that for now, while also acknowledging what was going on between them and figuring out where to go from there. That was, of course, unless he figured something out when he talked with -
- with Shouto and the rest of his friends.
… oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, crap.
Izuku slowly felt his smile slide off his face and his eyes widen in realization as he finally remembered in detail what he had wanted to do last night - and how it backfired on him immediately. He had wanted to talk to Shouto alone to discuss the fire-and-ice quirk user's relationship with Momo and Kyouka - and due to his weird wording, now Ochako, Tsuyu and Tenya were going to come with them because they hadn't suspected anything weird. Izuku felt his eyes widen in horror as he realized that there was no way he would be able to get Shouto alone for this, so he may have to tell the group in general what he was doing - and that included Tenya, the stickler for rules, who definitely wouldn't take the fact that Izuku was in a romantic/sexual relationship with no less than seven freaking girls very well.
Not very well at all.
While Izuku mentally despaired, the girls wrinkled their brows when they saw his face shift from happiness, to confusion, to realization, and then to absolute horror. Itsuka and Yui glanced at each other, Setsuna quirked an eyebrow, and Kinoko and Reiko debated throwing some pieces of cereal to snap him out of it.
"Er ... Izuku?" Ibara asked, looking confused as the look of horror continued to grow on Izuku's face. "Are you -?"
"I'm an idiot."
The other girls blinked at his very blunt statement, glancing between each other again and then back to Izuku.
"I mean ... yes, you are," Setsuna wasn't able to hide that small tease, although she continued to look at him with slight skepticism, "but why exactly are you an idiot this time?"
"Er - well -" Izuku sighed, slumping back in his seat while glancing around with a wince, realizing that he was probably going to be getting reprimanded for this, "- promise not to get too annoyed?"
"Oh, god, asking us not to be annoyed, that's never a good sign." Itsuka sighed in defeat, leaning back in her seat and giving Izuku a slightly concerned look. "Okay, so what's going on?"
"Er - well - it's just … speaking of - tonight's conversation," Izuku muttered, glancing down at his lap with a small pout, "I ... had a thought that I could ask Todoroki for some - some advice for something. So I ... I asked to talk to him today."
"Okaaaay ..." Setsuna raised her eyebrow.
"And ... and the rest of my friends didn't pick up on the fact I wanted to talk to him alone, so they're going to come with us."
"So ... you're just hanging out with your friends today? Is that it?" Ibara glanced around in confusion. "I'm not sure why you think you're an idiot for that - is it because you won't be hanging out with us today? Don't worry, Izuku, we don't mind that you want to hang out with your friends, we take up enough time as it -"
"I was going to tell Todoroki what we've been doing," Izuku bluntly said, cringing slightly and waiting for the blow up, "and now Tenya's probably going to find out too."
For the first few seconds, the girls stared at Izuku, the confused and slightly bemused looks on their faces being wiped away at once and their eyes slowly widening and mouths slowly dropping as they realized exactly what he was saying - that he was going to tell Shouto about what they've been doing in the house. Izuku himself cringed to oblivion as he could feel seven pairs of eyes drilling into his head, until at long last, Itsuka spoke in a small voice.
"Can we know exactly why you're doing that? You know, before I knock you upside the head to make you realize that that's a very bad idea?"
"Er ..." Izuku coughed, glancing away again while the other girls slowly shook their heads.
"You know ... yeah, you know what, I wanna know why too," Setsuna nodded, leaning forward slightly with both of her eyebrows raised. "Like, ignoring the rest of that for a second and getting back to the main thing, why exactly are you telling the densest and most socially awkward guy in your class about your illicit love affair with all the girls from the class next door? I mean, I like Todoroki, I do, he's a good guy - but knowing him, if you tell him what you've been doing with us, he's probably going to blurt that little fact out in the middle of class!"
"And Iida too!" Pony added in, looking slightly terrified. "If you tell him what we've been doing, he's going to freak out and come lecture us! And I'd rather not have him lecture us today, I don't need a headache!"
"Now hold on, everyone," Ibara quickly said, raising her hands, "let's let Izuku explain. We're all jumping the gun somewhat here, so we should listen to Izuku's hopefully very good and perfectly reasonable explanation about why he is doing this."
"I, uh ..." Izuku glanced at his lap again, trying hard to ignore the obvious threat in Ibara's voice (that was also making the other girls glance awkwardly away), and felt himself going a bit red as he debated how much information he would be able to tell the girls now. Honestly, he had asked Shouto to talk to gather a bit more information about … well, about how he somehow made dating two girls work. From what he saw of his friend over the last few weeks, Shouto had a bit of a rough time with Momo and Kyouka, but after his birthday party on Sunday, he seemed to have figured it out and was now … it was possible that Shouto somehow entered the relationship between Momo and Kyouka. And Izuku wanted to know …
Wait, wait, slow down Izuku, he mentally reprimanded himself, I'm getting ahead of myself. I just need to gather information from him. But as for right now ...
Once he realized that he went very silent there and the girls were still waiting for an answer, Izuku felt himself going red again, before he let out a small sigh and glanced around at all the girls.
"I ... I do wanna tell you guys my reasoning. And - and why exactly I want to talk to Todoroki about us. It's just ..." he sighed, and then glanced down again. "It's about tonight. Our conversation about - about romance."
"... and you're going to Todoroki about that," Kinoko stated, her eyes narrowing under her fringe.
"... yes."
"Can we know why?" Ibara questioned, looking worried. "I'm not sure how our conversation about romance and telling Todoroki about us exactly align here. Is there something Todoroki has done that would -?"
"I just -" Izuku interrupted, and winced immediately, realizing that he talked over her and gave Ibara an apologetic look as he put down his spoon. "Sorry for interrupting you, Ibara, I just … I … last night, I had a thought," he sighed, deciding to be blunt about this, "that … okay, starting over. Just so - so everyone knows, after I - I finished having sex with Itsuka and Yui, I kinda felt … doubtful about the conversation, and - and what was expected of me. I went outside and talked to Pony and Ibara about - about the talk later tonight. And they told me that … none of you would be angry if I wasn't able to - to choose between you guys. As in - as a romantic partner."
The girls blinked, glancing at Pony and Ibara and seeing them nod to confirm what he said, before returning their gazes to the boy sitting with them at the table.
"And … and at the time, I thought that would be enough. But I … I thought about it more last night, and I realized - that I still feel like I need to acknowledge what exactly - what exactly we all are." Izuku glanced at each girl again. "Like … what I'm considered to be with all of you. Because honestly, I have no idea what exactly - what exactly I could be referred to. Like - am I a friend-with-benefits kind of -?"
"No!" Itsuka immediately interrupted him with a small shout.
"No freaking way!" Setsuna shook her head.
"Nope!" Pony crossed her arms.
"G-guys, I wasn't finished talking," Izuku raised his hands so they knew that he still wanted to talk and not have the rest of the girls shout him down for thinking that their relationship was a glorified friends-with-benefits situation, although he smiled a bit at how quickly they jumped at making sure they knew their relationship was more than that, "it's just … that's the thing. I don't know what exactly you guys … see me as. A good friend? Someone you all want to romantically pursue? Your …" He gulped at this, feeling his face go red once again, and then muttered, "... do you guys consider me your … your boyfriend?"
The girls went red at that as well, although Itsuka cleared her throat.
"I'm … not exactly sure what you mean by that, Izuku," she glanced away, her face continuing to burn bright red at the use of the 'b' word, "could you -"
"I've slept with all of you," Izuku sighed, trying to fight off his embarrassment so he could say this, "and … and I've kissed and hugged and held and hung out with all of you. I've gone on actual dates with Kinoko and Setsuna. We've fought and argued and made up and resolved things. Hell, I've - I've taken baths with you guys, in the onsen back at the hotel and here. I've done things with all of you that - that everyone here would do with a romantic partner, and there's - there's no doubt in my mind that you guys did them with - with romantic intentions. And from the sound of things, this isn't going to end very soon - even after the conversation tonight. But I feel like I - I need to acknowledge what exactly we are, because … I'm going to be honest, guys, this … this isn't stuff you'd do with … with someone you just call a friend."
"... that's … very true," Ibara muttered, while the other girls glanced down at the table.
"Y-yeah. So …" He took a deep breath, nodding slightly to himself, and then looked back up in determination with the girls. "So after I talk with Todoroki today, and - and tell him what's going on and get his advice - and probably have to stop Iida from trying to kill me" (The girls giggled at that) "… I'm going to take a really long walk to figure out … to figure out what exactly we all are. And … and how I want the relationship between us to go forward. Because if I'm honest, and - and even if I sound a bit scummy for saying this …" he let out a shaking sigh, "... I don't want to end what we all have going on. So - so I'm going to figure out what exactly our - our relationship is, and tonight, we can talk about what is going to happen going forward."
Once he was done speaking, feeling like he needed a glass of water for all the talking he just did, a small silence fell in the kitchen, with all seven girls slowly digesting what Izuku explained to them. He stole a nervous glance around to gauge their reactions - Yui and Reiko looked as stoic as ever, while Itsuka was looking down with her hand around her mouth, as though she were thinking. Ibara's face was scrunched up slightly as she also thought, while Pony bit gently on her lip, Kinoko grew a mushroom on the table, and Setsuna bit on the inside of her cheek. Finally, Itsuka let out a tiny sigh, and glanced back up at Izuku.
"... and you're sure you have to tell Iida?" She asked, smiling a little weakly. "Not gonna lie, if he texts me later today about how I failed to live up to my reputation as a class representative, I'm probably going to kill you once you get back."
"Um … it's … kinda too late to back out of it now," Izuku chuckled sheepishly, rubbing a hand through his hair, "I was … kinda exhausted when I sent that message to our group chat, and I fell asleep right afterwards. That, plus he asked to do our hangout - well, he asked to hang out in about an hour when I was getting dressed, so it's too late to take it back now. At - at least Uraraka and Asui will be there to make sure he doesn't run over here to interrogate you guys."
The girls at least chuckled at that, smiling softly and nodding, before Ibara folded her hands together and gave him a small smile.
"Then … alright, Izuku," she said softly, "we'll … we'll give you the space you need to properly think about … about our situation. And tonight … we can settle this."
The other girls nodded, satisfied with the answer Ibara gave him, and settled back into eating their breakfast. Izuku smiled a bit at them, and returned to his own breakfast as he chewed on his cereal. Itsuka stole another glance up at him, while pretending to be subtle in holding Yui's hand under the table (it just kinda slipped in there, honest), and couldn't help but let out a small giggle that caught everyone's attention again.
"You know," she mused, shaking her head, "I kinda think it's funny - to think that all of this big drama, all the secrets, all the super tense relationship stuff … and all started when Yui decided to grind on you during our bad movie night."
The other girls glanced between each other, realizing that yeah, that technically was the starting point, wasn't it? They all couldn't help but let out small giggles as Izuku smiled a bit as well.
"Er … yeah, it did," he laughed a bit, "I, uh … honestly, I think of everything that's happened during my time in the house, that was one of the scariest things that happened to me."
"Me grinding on you? Sorry," Yui shrugged, giving him a small look of remorse, "had I known you would've been uncomfortable -"
"O-oh, no, not like that!" Izuku quickly assured her, waving his hands. "It wasn't like I was - well, I was kinda uncomfortable, but I was happy with what was going on. Just - you know - a pretty girl grinding on me in front of all our friends, that was kinda - well, anxiety to the extreme."
"Honestly," Ibara sighed, shaking her head a bit while smiling indulgently, "the fact you two did that and no one suspected …"
"I mean, I noticed pretty much immediately." Setsuna giggled a bit, shrugging when Izuku and Yui quickly looked at her, Izuku with his face burning bright red, "Come on, Yui, you weren't subtle at all. I stole a glance at you and saw you shifting your hips. That was probably why I wasn't too surprised to hear you guys fucking not half an hour later - and then, you know, after that, I - you know, I did what I did. Not really proud of that, though."
"I don't think any of us were proud of what happened when he moved in," Reiko assured her while Kinoko and Pony nodded solemnly, pouting slightly at themselves, "the first few times when Midoriya moved in … well, they weren't something to be proud of."
"Huh? Wait, are you guys talking about …" Izuku blinked, and leaned forward in worry when he saw the sad expressions on their faces, "guys, really, you don't have to beat yourselves up about it - it's all in the past now."
"I mean, that doesn't make what we did right," Setsuna reminded him, frowning as she turned to see Izuku glancing at her with a small pout on his face, "you can't deny that I pretty much took advantage of you and - ow!"
The girls jumped when Izuku instinctively reached up and chopped Setsuna right on the forehead, making the green-haired girl yelp in surprise and slight pain as she held her forehead and Izuku grimaced, immediately regretting what he did but sighing, and instead patted her hair in comfort.
"S-sorry, Set, just - we've had this conversation before," he reminded her, frowning slightly, "I've forgiven you. That's that."
"Yeah, but …" Setsuna trailed off when she saw the absolute certainty on his face, and then let out a small sigh, smiling slightly as she lowered her hand from her forehead and continued to let him pat her hair. "Okay, yeah, I know. We have had this conversation before. No need to rehash. Sorry for bringing it up again."
"It's okay," Izuku smiled at her, and the girls let out sighs as they stood up, having finished eating their breakfast and moving to put their bowls in the sink, casually ignoring how Itsuka and Yui's hands swung away from each other as they stood up and made it obvious what they were doing underneath the table. They'd interrogate them about that later.
"When are you supposed to meet with your friends, by the way?" Itsuka asked as she turned on the sink to wash her bowl, looking behind her shoulder at him as Reiko opened the trashcan to throw away her apple.
"Er - 12:30. That's what the group chat said when I checked it while I got dressed."
"Then why don't we relax in the living room until then? It's only 11:42 right now, you three slept in pretty late," Ibara offered, and the other girls nodded at the opportunity to hang out, looking forward to a little relaxation today.
They got to work quickly as they cleaned up their bowls, letting Izuku finish his breakfast as Setsuna stood up to stretch, and a few minutes later, everyone let out small sighs as they sat down in the living room, taking the opportunity to stretch out any kinks they might have and only being slightly alarmed at the loud popping noise Reiko made when she stretched out her arms. Izuku sat on the couch beside Setsuna with Reiko on her left, while Itsuka and Yui took up the loveseat and Kinoko sat in between Reiko's legs on the floor leaning against the couch. Both Ibara and Pony moved to sit in the comfy chair, but one glance at each other made the two girls squeak, and Pony voluntarily let Ibara sit down as she scuttled over to sit next to Yui, blushing a bit when the girls raised their eyebrows at the awkward interaction and wondered what exactly that was about, and why Ibara was blushing just as much as Pony was.
For a few minutes, the girls and Izuku were comfortable sitting in silence, Setsuna raising one leg to rest over both of Izuku's, and he made her purr quietly by slowly rubbing her knee. Then Setsuna glanced around at the other girls, seeing slightly awkward looks on their faces, and let out a small sigh.
"Er - sorry for bringing the mood down again," she apologized weakly, grimacing slightly when everyone glanced at her, "I know we don't really bring up what happened those first few weeks for a reason - shouldn't have made it all awkward."
"It's all good," Itsuka assured her, leaning back and sighing a bit, "just ... I do know that what happened those first few weeks was awful, but … honestly, it's kind of counterproductive not to bring them up. I kinda wish we could maybe ..."
"... talk about it?" Yui guessed, and pursed her lips slightly. "I'd … also like to sometimes, just to … to talk to someone about what happened - and you know, not Midnight when she was doing our detentions, and was punishing us. I just - unless someone has a way to get rid of all the baggage that comes with it, it's always going to be a downer."
The other girls nodded and grimaced at that, slowly looking down to the floor. Izuku stole a small glance around, feeling his brows wrinkle with worry when he saw all seven girls' moods start to go down. He glanced down at his hand continuing to rub Setsuna's knee, wondering if there was anything he could do to help alleviate this tension - and then he suddenly had a thought, making him blink.
"... um ..." Izuku coughed a bit, attracting their attention again, "actually … I just thought ... if we wanted to ..."
"Wanted to ... what?" Reiko raised her eyebrow, leaning forward slightly. "What's up?"
"... maybe we could … make a few jokes about what happened?" Izuku offered, cringing slightly as he realized how stupid that sounded when he said it out loud - but alas, it was too late to take it back now.
The girls blinked at that offer, glancing amongst each other as though to confirm what they just heard and didn't imagine him saying it, and then back to Izuku as he went a bit redder.
"Wait. So we just ... joke about what happened in the first weeks?" Setsuna raised her eyebrow. "Really? Are you sure that's okay? Wouldn't it be - I don't know, insensitive?"
"Er ... yeah, I'm - I'm sure." Izuku glanced back up again, shrugging slightly as he went redder from the embarrassment. "I just - I know that what you guys did was ... not really something to joke about, especially after our - you know, our talk after it happened, but - but I feel like we've all moved past it now. At least, I have - I'm not angry at you guys about it anymore. So maybe ... to make sure we're more comfortable with ... with what happened … we can just kinda joke about what happened. Nothing - nothing mean spirited, just … something goofy."
The girls glanced amongst themselves again, as though debating whether or not Izuku's suggestion was really okay to do. They debated internally whether or not it was okay to joke about it, even if Izuku had given his permission - until Itsuka let out a little sigh and leaned back in her spot on the loveseat. She could see what Izuku was doing - trying to lighten up what was obviously a sore subject for everyone in the house. Had it been one of the girls attempting this, she might've put down the idea at once, thinking it insensitive - but since it was Izuku trying to make them laugh ... maybe the least she could do ...
"Well," she started off, making everyone quickly look at her, as though surprised she was going along with this idea, "I guess if we're talking about it ... I gotta say, you were pretty bold, Izuku, for sleeping with Yui and then immediately with Setsuna. Do you know what other people would've thought if they found that out like I did? They'd have probably pulled a 'me' and tried to beat you up for cheating."
The girls slowly digested that, glancing amongst each other - and then Setsuna suddenly blinked.
"W-wait," She stuttered, letting out a small giggle as she leaned forward slightly to look at Itsuka better, "you - you thought Parsley was - was cheating on Yui? With me? Really?"
"Honestly? Yeah," Itsuka snorted, shaking her head at herself, "I thought that Yui and Izuku were secretely dating, and then all of a sudden I heard - you know - sex noises coming from your room. I put two and two together, and got ready to punch him into next week."
The other girls let out a reluctant giggle at that while Izuku chuckled a bit, running a hand through his hair sheepishly, while Setsuna adjusted herself on the couch, removing her leg from on top of his, to wrap an arm around his shoulder and give him a more genuine smile.
"Well," She chortled, turning to the loveseat, "in that case - I apologize, Yui, for stealing your man. Had I known you two were an item, I would've conceded gracefully."
Yui scoffed lightly at that, although there was a slight teasing glean in her eyes. "Yeah, you're good. My apologies for stealing him back from you."
"But then he went and slept with Pony!" Setsuna pretended to despair while Izuku squeaked a bit from her sudden dramatic sadness, "Both of our pure, maiden hearts, squashed underfoot!"
"Uh -" Pony stuttered, taken a bit aback by being brought into this, and then her own awkward smile came onto her face, "but - but then Izuku went and - and slept with Kinoko and Reiko! I am - also a maiden, squashed underfoot!"
"Le gasp! Another plot twist!" Setsuna dramatically gasped, while Izuku wasn't able to hold in a snort of laughter, raising a hand to cover his mouth while the other girls giggled at his reaction. "After that, what else? Who else's heart did you steal, dear sweet Parsley?"
"I ... believe that would be me," Ibara giggled a bit nervously, but still, she smiled when she saw Izuku hunching over a bit while shaking from laughter - which was infectious enough that everyone started laughing a bit as well, happy to see Izuku joking and laughing about what happened. Mostly, though, they knew it was due to the very dramatic acting the girls were putting on now, very pleased to see that their exaggerated drama was making Izuku giggle like a madman.
"Ibara?! Our pure, sweet Ibara?! For shame, Midori, for shame!" Kinoko threw her head back, while Reiko took slow, shaking breaths to control her laughter while Itsuka smacked her knee. "You have broken several hearts in this living room today! Let's pray that Ibara was the last, and no more after that."
"Well," Itsuka giggled a bit, raising her hand while shaking from mirth, "sorry to disappoint you guys, but ..." And tried desperately hard not to break into laughter when that prompted several more dramatic gasps.
"Yet another affair!" Setsuna pretend-sobbed, grabbing Izuku by his shoulders and beginning to lightly shake him while 'weeping', "How dare you toy with our pure maiden hearts!"
"The utter nerve of you!" Kinoko joined in, pretending to sob into her hands.
"How scandalous!" Pony wailed, throwing herself back against the chair.
"Have you no heart?!" Itsuka couldn't help but join in as well, dramatically looking away while pretending to wipe her tears away.
Izuku, for his part, finally couldn't take it anymore after struggling for a minute not to give in, and burst into hysterics, letting out uncontrollable laughter as he threw his head back and gave into the laughter, and the dramatic flairs the girls were flaunting broke as well. The entire living room dissolved into a giggling fit, Itsuka hugging Yui while cackling, Setsuna at least stopping her shaking Izuku as gave him a side hug while trying to contain her laughter, and Pony had her hands covering her face as she tried to calm down.
"I - that's - okay -" Ibara tried to say through her own snorts, covering her mouth with her hand.
"Oh, god, I can't breathe!" Pony managed to squeeze out through her giggles, hunched over in the chair while Yui smiled at their antics.
It took them several more minutes to calm down, mostly due to whenever some semblance of calm overcame them, someone would let out a snort, and the giggling would begin anew. By the time they had all mostly calmed down and were attempting to control their breathing, Izuku had to excuse himself from the living room to get ready to leave, hunching over as he walked to the bathroom to brush his teeth and try to calm down his giggles, while the girls took deep, shaking breaths.
"It - it wasn't even that funny," Setsuna gasped out, "so - why am I having a - a stroke about this?"
"I don't know, it's just - it's just - funny," Reiko tried weakly, trying to hold in her snorts.
Eventually, Izuku came back from the bathroom after brushing his teeth and peeing, still softly laughing to himself, and leaned over the couch with a little sigh, smiling softly at the girls as they tried to calm down from their own giggling fits, much more relaxed than they were before. Honestly, Izuku thought as he looked around, he was happy that they could laugh about what happened now, and hopefully it wouldn't be too awkward to bring up anymore. He let out a small sigh as he leaned down and smiled as Setsuna and Reiko ran their hands through his hair, and glanced over at Kinoko as she shifted herself in her seat to look around at him from in between her girlfriend's legs.
"Er - changing the subject -" she giggled again, "you never answered my question about what you wanted to do after our talk tonight, Midori. Did you figure out what you wanted to do?"
"O-oh. Right. Um ..." Izuku blinked, realizing that he never did answer that question, and took the time to think for a second, trying to figure out if there was anything he wanted to do with them that excluded something All Might related - and slumped down in the seat, making Setsuna and Reiko giggle again. "Can't think of anything. Sorry. Um … I'm actually good if anyone has a suggestion. Does anyone wanna take over here?"
"Ooh, ooh! In that case, I know what we can do!" Kinoko raised her hand and waved it into the air, while the other girls shook their heads with reluctant smiles and prayed that it wasn't anything mushroom related. "A slumber party!"
"A slumber party?" Reiko raised her eyebrows as she looked down at her girlfriend, "Haven't we had one yesterday? With the movies?"
"No, that was just a movie marathon! And we were dressed for that!" Kinoko shook her head, looking insulted that Reiko had referred to what happened yesterday as a passable slumber party. "I'm talking about having a real slumber party! Like we get all our mattresses from upstairs and put them down here, with blankets and pillows and everything! We get dressed in our pajamas, and we stay up all night! We eat popcorn and give each other manicures and have pillow fights and the works!"
"Oh! That sounds really nice," Izuku nodded, smiling at the fun the girls would have as they all looked intrigued by the potential slumber party being discussed. "In that case, you guys can have fun, and I'll be in my room so that you guys can -"
"You know, it's kinda hilarious that you think we would have a slumber party and not have you there." Itsuka immediately interrupted him, unable to stop herself from smirking and sending a slight shiver down Izuku's spine - it was not a smirk that inspired comfort. "Do you really think that we'd have a slumber party and not have you there to put in makeup?"
"Uh - um -" Izuku felt himself pale, realizing exactly what was going to happen tonight and not having a sudden excuse of having to fight a random villain to get out of it.
"And a dress!" Setsuna teased, "Let's put him in a dress, too!"
"Do his nails!" Pony cheered.
"Gel his hair!"
"Wait, don't gel his hair, that'll make him too sexy."
"Is ... it too late to back out of this?" Izuku asked weakly, and the girls all nodded and smiled confidently at him as they sealed his fate.
"Yep," Itsuka smirked, "we're having a slumber party, and you're the guest of honor."
"Great ..." Izuku muttered, although he did smile a bit as he thought about how much fun everyone was going to have tonight, as he checked his phone and blinked at the time. "Oops! I should go over to the 1A side now, it's quarter past twelve and it takes ten minutes to get there. Iida likes us to be punctual when we meet up."
"Well, good luck, Parsley!" Setsuna gave him a goofy wave, grinning. "And if Iida barges in here lecturing us about safe sex, I'm taking it out on your ass."
"Don't threaten him with a good time," Yui joked, and the girls giggled.
"Um - I'll, uh - I'll keep that in mind," Izuku laughed, smiling down at Setsuna - and then bent down to give her a kiss.
The other girls blinked when Izuku pecked her lips, not really a super intense kiss but enough of one to make everyone in the room be taken aback and fall completely silent in shock. Izuku himself realized what he did once he disconnected, letting out a small noise of surprise when Setsuna stared at him in surprise, and then glanced around at the other girls as they raised their eyebrows at what he just did.
"Er - uh -" He stuttered, "I just - um -"
He tried to form an answer from his stuttering to explain why he did that, to maybe prevent any misunderstandings - but then he glanced at Reiko, and, letting out a shuddering sigh, just decided to wing this and leaned over to kiss her too. Reiko squeaked when his lips briefly pressed against hers, but he disconnected as quickly as he did when he kissed Setsuna, making her already wish that it could've been longer. Izuku then moved around the couch towards Pony on the chair, hearing her let out a small gasp, but she at least was ready for it, closing her eyes and puckering her lips as Izuku pecked her lips. And then he moved down to kiss Kinoko, the brunette girl letting out a small hum. Then Ibara, who took advantage to cup his cheeks briefly, then Itsuka, who swiped her tongue against his mouth, and then Yui, who made him squeak when she got mischievous and pinched his butt.
Everyone letting out small giggles, Izuku felt a small, doopy smile grace his face as he moved towards the door to head out and meet with his friends, opening it and pausing in the door frame as he looked back at the girls, all of them still a little taken aback by his soft kisses, and gave them all the softest look he could.
"I'll be back tonight," he told them, "and then … then we can figure out what all of this is."
With that, Izuku turned left the house while quietly closing the door behind him, heading towards the 1A dorms on the other side of the forest.
He, of course, had no idea what tonight would bring once he got back from his talk with Shouto and the Dekusquad.
He had no idea what the solution to his problem was when he thought to himself afterwards, coming to the most obvious conclusion.
He had no idea of the exhausting night he would be facing when he got back for the slumber party, where he, and the rest of the girls, wouldn't be sleeping until four in the morning.
And he had no idea that he would be waking up tomorrow with seven girlfriends.