I'm Not England

Prologue

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia and this fanfic is based off of Lollidictator's Manual Series.

Couple: Arthur X ? and possible other couples.

Summary: When Arthur Kirkland wins a contest and the prizes are some Hetalia units he is not happy. To make things worse the Hetalia units seem to think that he's England. Now Arthur has to take care of them and show them that he is not England. Arthur defiantly has his work cut out for him. Human England/Arthur Yaoi

Have you ever heard of units? They are basically anime or video game characters that have been brought to life so that they can be their owner's companions, boyfriend/girlfriend, striper, bodyguard, or whatever else there owners want them to be. Lots of anime shows and video games had units and they were pretty much a social norm. It was not uncommon to see them walking down the streets or working a job at the local stores. Most people accepted them and didn't think much about them.

However there was one person who didn't like units and that person was Arthur Kirkland. Most of Arthur's dislike for units came from the fact that some people actually thought he was a unit which served to frustrate Arthur to no end. The reason why people sometime thought he was a unit came from the fact that he looked and sometimes acted like the character England from Hetalia. Arthur had long since lost count of how many times he had someone (usually a England fan) come running up to him and shouting things such as "Oh my gosh I didn't know they made England units!" or "I want a England unit, where did your owner get you?"

Every time this happened Arthur would tell them the same thing every time. No he was not a unit, no he did not know if they made Hetalia units, and no he was not cosplaying. The only two people who could understand how it felt to be asked if he was a unit where his two friends Kiku and Elizabeta, both of them also looked like Hetalia characters as well and they got asked the unit question just as much as Arthur did (Kiku looked like Japan and Elizabeta looked like Hungary). However unlike Arthur, Kiku and Elizabeta never seemed to be bothered by the questions at all. Besides Arthur's growing dislike for units the units in general just confused him.

Just what where units anyway? Where they robots? They seemed too lifelike to be robots, but what else could they be? Well whatever the units where Arthur decided he would never get a unit and he would never get close to one. However, little did Arthur know but he would be getting few units of his own rather he liked it or not…

Every once in awhile Arthur's favorite anime website would have a contest. The website was called Flying Mint Bunny and they sold a lot of anime things. For as much as Arthur may not like units he did like anime, magna, and some video games and he blamed Kiku for getting him hooked onto the stuff. The website itself sold plushies, DVDs, anime and video game soundtracks, cosplay outfits, and a couple of other random things and these where the type of things that they usually gave to their winners of their contests. So when Arthur entered the contest he didn't think much of it and to be completely honest he didn't think he would win. So when he got an email from the website saying that he won he was pretty happy, or at least he was happy until he read the email.

Arthur Kirkland,

Congratulations Arthur Kirkland you are the winner of the Flying Mint Bunny Summer contest. Your prize for winning are the Hetalia units that our company has just started to make. You will be getting the very first Hetalia units that we have made and you will be getting them before we have even released the Hetalia units out to the public (you must be so happy). We will be sending you the first Hetalia unit this week and you will be getting more Hetalia units as time goes on. Have fun with them and we hope you enjoy your prizes.

Signed, Flying Mint Bunny Company

Arthur just stared at the email for a good five minutes before he finally shouted out "Oh hell no!"

Arthur quickly pulled up the Flying Mint Bunny website and looked for their company's phone number. Once he found the number he wasted no time in grabbing his cell phone and calling the company. After a couple of minutes had passed by a woman finally answered the phone.

"Hello, you have called the Flying Mint Bunny hotline. How can I help you?" The woman asked in a rather enthusiastic tone.

"Yes my name is Arthur Kirkland and I'm calling about the summer contest that I won."

"The summer contest? Hold on."

Arthur could wear what sounded like typing from the background before the woman said "Ah yes Arthur Kirkland you won some Hetalia units. We are sending you your first unit this week."

"Yes you see I don't want them."

"You don't want them? I'm sorry but there is nothing that we can do about that."

"What?" Arthur yelled out "Why can't you do anything about it!"

"I'm sorry sir, but it was in the rules of the contest that you can't send back your prize if you don't like it. Did you read all of the rules before you entered?"

"I skimmed it…." Arthur said slowly.

"Well it was in there. I know you don't want them, but just think it could turn out to be a nice experience for you." The woman said.

It seemed like she was trying to cheer Arthur up in some weird way and it was not working.

"It will be an experience alright. Thank you for your time."

"It's my job. Please call our company again if you have any other problems."

And with that said the woman hung up the phone. Arthur just stared at his phone for a while before he sat down in his chair and let out a loud sigh. It looked like he was stuck with getting a bunch of Hetalia units and there was nothing he could do but kiss his normal life good bye and hope that these units will not drive him crazy….

Info time!

Who Arthur will end up with: I don't know who I want to pair Arthur up with so I put a poll up on my profile so you guys could vote for who you want Arthur to end up with. I kind of want to have the couple decided on before I put up the next chapter so the poll will not be up for long. The choices on the poll are America, Germany, Prussia, Japan, Canada, or Italy. Please vote for who you want it would really help me out.

Anyway, I will try and get the next chapter up as soon as possible so please review and don't flame.